For our first episode, we butcher the tale of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. In the modern story, a little girl called Goldilocks finds a house in the woods. She finds no one at home with the door unlocked, so she just strolls right in and helps herself. She breaks a chair by sitting in it, eats some porridge left out to cool on the table, and falls asleep in one of three beds only to wake up to the inhabitants of the home, a family of talking bears, looking at her. Goldilocks runs away in fear and that’s where the story usually ends, but what if there was more? Does Goldilocks really get away with her wanton acts of vandalism, theft, and trespassing? Let’s find out.
For our first episode, we butcher the tale of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. In the modern story, a little girl called Goldilocks finds a house in the woods. She finds no one at home with the door unlocked, so she just strolls right in and helps herself. She breaks a chair by sitting in it, eats some porridge left out to cool on the table, and falls asleep in one of three beds only to wake up to the inhabitants of the home, a family of talking bears, looking at her. Goldilocks runs away in fear and that’s where the story usually ends, but what if there was more? Does Goldilocks really get away with her wanton acts of vandalism, theft, and trespassing? Let’s find out.