Ridiculous Revisions
What happened after Goldilocks ran out of the three bears' house? How did Cinderella's marriage hold up? Why did those elves help out that shoemaker in the first place? This podcast shoves classic children's stories through the meat grinder to give you original short stories that you probably won't want to tell to your kids. Welcome to Ridiculous Revisions, bedtime stories for the disturbed!
Episodes
8 episodes
Episode 8: More
Jack Spriggins, of Jack and the Beanstalk fame, continues to be rewarded for his limitless greed at the expense of others.
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Episode 8
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30:55
Episode 7: Can't Outrun the Gingerbread Man
Fifty years after a gingerbread man mysteriously came to life and died on the same day, an old farmhand is brutally murdered.
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Episode 7
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34:15
Episode 6: Fast Living
The classic fable The Tortoise and the Hare taught us that "slow and steady wins the race", but is that really the lesson to be learned? Come see how the tortoise's life changed after his famous win against the hare.
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Episode 6
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17:41
Episode 5: Hair
For Rapunzel's hair to get as long as it did, it would have had to grow a lot faster than anyone else's. Maybe she would have even been something of a medical oddity. Maybe the witch thought she was doing Rapunzel a favor by taking ...
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Episode 5
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22:09
Episode 4: Hansel, Gretel, and the Sugary Void
You remember Hansel and Gretel, right? Two children are left to die in the woods by their parents. Ah, those were the days! The children get caught by an evil witch who uses a house made of tasty treats to lure her victims ...
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Episode 4
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23:30
Episode 3: Unsavory Bargain
This episode, we tackle the tale of The Elves and the Shoemaker. In the original tale, a shoemaker falls on hard times, but a group of elves starts showing up in the middle of the night to make his products for h...
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Episode 3
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21:04