Ridiculous Revisions
What happened after Goldilocks ran out of the three bears' house? How did Cinderella's marriage hold up? Why did those elves help out that shoemaker in the first place? This podcast shoves classic children's stories through the meat grinder to give you original short stories that you probably won't want to tell to your kids. Welcome to Ridiculous Revisions, bedtime stories for the disturbed!
Ridiculous Revisions
Episode 4: Hansel, Gretel, and the Sugary Void
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Chris Hellkamp
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Episode 4
You remember Hansel and Gretel, right? Two children are left to die in the woods by their parents. Ah, those were the days! The children get caught by an evil witch who uses a house made of tasty treats to lure her victims in. One kid gets caged and fattened up for the kill. The other kid is kept around for slave labor until she has an opportunity to kill the witch and escape. As hard as this story is to believe, what if it actually covers up a much more bizarre and horrible truth?