The Cologne Podcast

#248 - Tom Ford's Noir De Noir Or Nail Polish?

October 23, 2023 Myke & Ryan Season 4 Episode 248
#248 - Tom Ford's Noir De Noir Or Nail Polish?
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#248 - Tom Ford's Noir De Noir Or Nail Polish?
Oct 23, 2023 Season 4 Episode 248
Myke & Ryan

Do you remember the comforting aroma of your grandmother's house, that comforting blend of lotion and nail polish? That's what we reminisce about as we explore this fragrance by Tom Ford. We find ourselves entwined in the scent's nostalgia, connecting it to our past in a way that only a truly evocative aroma can. Join us as we dissect this intriguing fragrance, looking beyond the scent itself to discuss the importance of packaging, atomizers and why some reviewers are so passionate about caps.

Jurassic Park High Heels Edition: https://youtu.be/_RZi6NCuLbQ?si=1BnktfZhHVHNA-ah

Additionally, we're thrilled to share that we have a spooktacular Halloween episode on the way, inspired by none other than Cynthia, a long time friend of the podcast! So come with us, as we journey through the world of fragrances, offering our honest thoughts and reviews on what's worth the splurge and what's not.

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Do you remember the comforting aroma of your grandmother's house, that comforting blend of lotion and nail polish? That's what we reminisce about as we explore this fragrance by Tom Ford. We find ourselves entwined in the scent's nostalgia, connecting it to our past in a way that only a truly evocative aroma can. Join us as we dissect this intriguing fragrance, looking beyond the scent itself to discuss the importance of packaging, atomizers and why some reviewers are so passionate about caps.

Jurassic Park High Heels Edition: https://youtu.be/_RZi6NCuLbQ?si=1BnktfZhHVHNA-ah

Additionally, we're thrilled to share that we have a spooktacular Halloween episode on the way, inspired by none other than Cynthia, a long time friend of the podcast! So come with us, as we journey through the world of fragrances, offering our honest thoughts and reviews on what's worth the splurge and what's not.

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Leave us a voicemail

Speaker 2:

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Cologne Podcast. I'm Mike.

Speaker 1:

I'm Ryan. We're two best friends. We're going on a fragrance journey, smelling fragrances by Tom Ford and giving you our uneducated opinion. Hey, I've got a free grant-ticker review from Ikea Pencil about today's fragrance.

Speaker 2:

That's probably a really shitty pencil.

Speaker 1:

Maybe. What if it's a great pencil but it's really difficult to put together.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it probably is Mike.

Speaker 1:

Pencil says Ike Grandma, is that you? I tested this on the skin and I've shook. So many people enjoy this. Some of the ingredients by themselves are great, but on the together this really does just smell like overly sweet vanilla with old person BO Hard pass. Huh, ike Grandma.

Speaker 2:

That raises that question again. If you hated a fragrance but everybody loved it, would you still wear it? You asked me that last time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Would you? I don't know. Let's smell this fragrance after we do our One Night Stand review and I'll let you know Of.

Speaker 2:

Aqua De Parmas, cologne Essensia. I think that's it.

Speaker 1:

Hit the music. Todd yeah One Night.

Speaker 2:

Stand review. One Night Stand review. Tell Mike, after sleeping in bed with Aqua De Parma and waking up to shoveled beard hair up, mess, because you have nothing on top of your head.

Speaker 1:

Wow, we got to go there.

Speaker 2:

I don't know why. I really am not hating on you at all, but I feel like this past week I've really been going in on you. Yeah, you have.

Speaker 1:

You keep taking your hat off. Your hair's freaking matted up top. Still beautiful, flowing.

Speaker 2:

I think because you attacked me that one day you're like what the fuck is up with your hair.

Speaker 1:

I was like damn dude, I was like just shave it. What's your problem?

Speaker 2:

But after you spent the night with this, what do you think about?

Speaker 1:

it. I think you should go with 47.11.

Speaker 2:

I think so too. That price point's too ridiculous man.

Speaker 1:

Did it last very long on your skin. It didn't no same with me.

Speaker 2:

I think Tom Ford's and early Porofino didn't last long. This one didn't last long.

Speaker 1:

It could be just that sort of flavor profile, but at the same time there's cheap options out there that are pretty slurpy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and if you want to get real slurpy guys, the 47.11, pretty damn close to both those. I mean, obviously it doesn't have some of the elegance that some of these have, but the overall profile's pretty similar and that price point of like 12, 15 bucks maybe, yeah, yeah, it's a no-brainer guys and you can just drink that shit. I mean, not really, you could. You could it wouldn't be good, but you could and your skin would be radiating that shit. But yeah, so for me it's a skip. For me it's a skip Like a hard skip, real horde. All right, we're going to keep that one short and sweet. There's really nothing to divulge anymore.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, if you just feel so inclined and somebody's just really filling up your DMs begging you, then go ahead and give it a sample, but for us to pass.

Speaker 2:

It's all right. Okay, so I'm going to go into this for you. I've actually smelled this before, but it's been a long, long time, Yep.

Speaker 1:

You and me have history. Oh yeah, with noir D noir sprayer up yo.

Speaker 2:

One thing I have to give to the Tom Ford brand is I really like their atomizers or not? What do you call this? They're travel atomizers, whatever. This is 10 mil. It feels nice, refillable as well.

Speaker 1:

It is sharp Magnetic top.

Speaker 2:

Oh, baby yeah.

Speaker 1:

Pass me that lid there bro.

Speaker 2:

Oh, love that magnetic top, your brand out there. If you got the money, just go fucking magnetic top. It's sleek, it's easy to put shit on. Why do other reviewers care so much about the top being able to not come off when you pick your bottle up? What the fuck is that? Why do people care about that part?

Speaker 1:

Because they have so many on the shelf. Sometimes you got to lift up from behind. That's so dumb. Anyways, I agreed Creed did started doing better with their tops now. Really, yeah, they've got metal caps and they fit nice and snug on there.

Speaker 2:

I bet the metal caps meant a nice metal upgrade to the pricing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they probably raise the price as a fitty butt All right.

Speaker 2:

What do? First off, this smell? It smells good, guys, it does. I can't hate on Tom Ford. Most of the stuff they make, it does smell good. Our only gripe is that they usually just kind of don't last long.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this one. Tell me what you're smelling.

Speaker 2:

I agree, I smell an older person. This is for any young folks out there growing up in the 80s, as Mike and I did especially me, because I'm only just a couple of years older than him.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But there's parts of this that does actually remind me of my grandmother We'd go visit. She lived in Mississippi and there was two houses. We'd set this one house but her house was across the street and I was like I can, I feel like I smell this from like the soap center bathroom. It does have a vintage smell Almost kind of has an old school lotion kind of smell. I was going to go with nail polish. I can absolutely smell that. Yeah, it's kind of like a little blend of all that for me. The funny thing, man, nail polish for sure. Yeah, now that you've said that, oh, for sure.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's. The weird thing is whenever I first smelled this because we've got a little story I bought a 10 mil decant from my fragrant samples dot com quite a while ago and I sprayed it on you and I were going somewhere, I think we went to Ace Hardware. I was about to say I think we went to Ace Hardware and when I got in the car you were like, oh, you loved it Incredible. When I first sprayed it I could smell like chocolatey tobacco. You know this whole thing. Right now I'm smelling some hardcore fingernail polish.

Speaker 2:

I do too, but I guess I'm weird. I like that smell. It's a reason why I like it's not nail polish, but the reason why I like Chanel's Cocoa Mademoiselle. The EdT is like for women. It smells like a nail salon, it smells a string it is the word, I guess. But this does smell like nail polish. It's kind of crazy. I kind of like that. And to tell you how memorable this scent is, I have not smelled it since the day you wore it. Yeah, which has been two years probably. Yeah, it's been probably over almost over two years. I can remember exactly what you're wearing. He was wearing a blue short sleeve button up shirt that had like a little white, little tiny dots or whatever on it.

Speaker 2:

And you're wearing some cargo shorts or some khaki shorts I don't know, it's very summery and I was like, damn dude, this smells good. Your outfit looks good, this smells good, you look great. Yeah, your hair looks great. At that time, yeah, I was like dude, your hair is on fleek. Nothing will ever happen to you, yeah, you'll always have beautiful hair. But I remember that day I yeah, I was just like, damn, do you smell? Fucking good.

Speaker 1:

I remember us backing out of the studio going there, I don't remember it smelling this, feminine to me, yeah now that I'm smelling, it does smell feminine.

Speaker 2:

What a trip.

Speaker 1:

Wild. I went all the way through that tin mill and then bought this from Tom Ford in Neiman Marcus for 75 bucks.

Speaker 2:

Is it me or does it kind of remind you a little bit of the Arantarence Hughes Onyx fragrance that we smelled not so long ago?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I feel like Onyx is a little bit more buck wild and a little bit more masculine to me than this. Absolutely agree, it's almost like Onyx does it better.

Speaker 2:

I can agree in some regards, especially if we're going with, like, more leaning towards the masculine route. I agree with that.

Speaker 1:

Well, let's go into price and trend, because not everybody's going to snap up just a tin mill, like I did for 75 bucks.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, if you really want to wear this, you got to be a limousine rotten jet flying, yeah, diamond ring wearing, kiss dealing, wheeling, dealing Roll X wearing and you're having a hard time keeping those alligators down. Yeah, because you got to have some money for some time for it guys.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what was? 100 mil? Over 400 bucks for 25, for 100?.

Speaker 2:

For chicken pricey.

Speaker 1:

Only I didn't say fudge.

Speaker 2:

And then it's 2, 95 for a 50 mil. So it's like damn, there's a lot of money, man.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I guarantee you in the last two years it's been a little bit more watered down than probably.

Speaker 2:

this is even oh dude yeah, now that Estee Lauder has her freaking iron grip of death inside of it.

Speaker 1:

Well, at that point she had they were licensing. I think they just outright got the whole company, including an apparel and everything.

Speaker 2:

Hey, you want a really weird topic. I was cruising reddit today, as I always do. Of course, I'm just your typical neckbeard in red, yeah, in cell soy boy some of those other terms. God, that might be a little too much guys.

Speaker 1:

But the internet is awesome.

Speaker 2:

So I was cruising there and somebody it was like an ask reddit question like what could Elon Musk has spent his $44 billion on instead of buying Twitter, Uh huh? And somebody said the entire Motown catalog is only a bill. Wow, that's kind of shocking, isn't it? That is shocking. And then somebody said not look guys, it's reddit. That's probably a bunch of netbeards talking to netbears. Yeah, Fucking in cells.

Speaker 1:

Soy boys.

Speaker 2:

Wearing their fucking lure, fucking what do you call them? Like mesh outfits. They go and role play like knights in the shining armor or something I don't know. Magic the Gathering, yeah, but uh. Yeah, somebody said something to the fact or to the effect. I want to say they said you could buy the entire music industry catalog for eight something bill, or like it made eight bills so you could spend whatever to get that, so he could have bought the entire music catalog of every song ever Wow, for eight billion. I just don't see that happening. I don't either. That just seems weird. That's why I still felt weird about one bill for all of Motown hits. Yeah, let's got some Jackson five in there. You're going to tell me that's only worth a bill. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, so Otis Redding Smokey.

Speaker 2:

Robinson. Goddamn, there's some good ones, dude. I fell in love with Otis Redding when I watched Pretty in Pink. Oh really yeah, because Ducky comes sliding into the shop singing the song.

Speaker 1:

Oh, hmm, I was thinking of Roadhouse. Yeah, where?

Speaker 2:

Patrick Swayze strips down or something, these arms of mine, or?

Speaker 1:

something. Yeah, that's where he hooks up with the lead female protagonist and it gets steamy.

Speaker 2:

It definitely gets steam. I love how they allure that he has a giant dong in there. He likes strips in front of her like the first time. He's just like I don't know putting on regular clothes. Back then you just war wranglers with no underwear. Of course, because that's the most comfortable way to wear them and like her eyes clearly point down and they like go bug-eyed, could be the opposite. I don't know. Oh yeah, you know, if you're ripping motherfucker's throats out, you're compensating for something.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, soyboy, so noir date and war about Tom.

Speaker 2:

So the price, we know, guys, the price. It's expensive as hell. If you want to get a good deal on it, I'm sure you can find some shops out there Fragrance net, joma shop, something I don't know, that's out there Back alley dealer on eBay. Right yeah, the trend is shocking. The trend is really really good. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

It's stayed up there for a minute.

Speaker 2:

And I can see why I feel like this is a really good fragrance. I haven't smelled in a minute, but I'm just smelling it straight up now. I'm just like shit smells. Good as hell. It smells. It smells high end. I'll say that it smells like nothing that you'll wear. That's designer 100% say that.

Speaker 1:

So do you feel like this is more feminine or masculine, now that I'm?

Speaker 2:

smelling it now definitely feminine, which is really surprising, but this would smell really good on a woman.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, especially now we're getting into the cooler weather.

Speaker 2:

God dude, a woman rocked this. She'd be rocking this hard.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I agree, see, ryan.

Speaker 2:

Let's get into who's wearing it. Okay, she has a bunch of incels.

Speaker 1:

Soy boys, she's business. I could see that Businesswoman Mid to late 30s Got her shit together.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, this is definitely a businesswoman Dress. Fucking sharp, yeah, nails, done right. Not that fake press on shit. No, they write they're gel, it's hip.

Speaker 1:

I don't know stuff about nails.

Speaker 2:

She's wearing some I don't know what kind of shoes they wear that are like badass Flats.

Speaker 1:

I don't know no.

Speaker 2:

Stilettos. They're wearing something badass with this business outfit. You hear them clacking down the fucking hallway. They're on their way to a fucking court.

Speaker 1:

God, if you're listening right now and you haven't seen Jurassic Park High Hills edition, for the love of God, press pause, go to YouTube and just search.

Speaker 2:

Even better. We're going to put the link in our description on the podcast. Okay, absolutely Okay. We'll have a link to the Jurassic Park High Hills edition, classic, classic cinema right there, yeah. But yeah, I feel like this person is sharp, dark burnet hair, maybe even a wild fucking redheaded lady. Wow, just sharp, just piercing. They have a piercing look, they dress sharp, they're all business. Can't be blonde. Oh, she could be blonde, but I'm burnets, yeah, of course, and redheads are cool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I get it Incells soy books, yeah.

Speaker 2:

But yeah, there you go. I think that shoes actually weren't. I mean, a guy could wear this. It's definitely probably unisex, yeah, but now that I really smelled it again, I'm with you, dude. And now that I smell unmistakable nail polish that's what it smells like I will not erase that out of my head. It's trapped.

Speaker 1:

I got a fragrance from Dan over at Some Up Our Fums called Theorem Okay that it does kind of lean feminine. It is a irisee rosy sort of a fragrance, but with the ride of tire I feel like it can be masculine. I can get with that, I could probably do something like that.

Speaker 2:

When you smell on your hand. It smells different, by the way. I don't know for you, for at least me it does. Yeah, it smells a little skunkier or something on my hand, dude, really. Yeah, it doesn't smell like nail polish at all, it's smelling like old school soap bar on my hand, like hardly any sweetness to it, it's like kind of bitter and I kind of like that. So, yeah, I feel like this is kind of unisex. I do think it does lean more feminine still.

Speaker 1:

This does not smell anything like I remember it. So is it better or worse? Then it's different. I don't know that it's better or worse, it's just it's probably good for someone different. I would have. I wanted to do this episode because I was like getting ready to say, oh, I'll probably wear this. It's darker. It's supposed to be troughly chocolatey, rosy fragrance. I'm like, oh yeah, it's getting cooler weather. I'm probably going to bust this thing out Now that I smell it on me.

Speaker 2:

I think if I walked in the next day or two wearing this. I think you would fucking love it Probably. I can smell the truffle, but we're going to go over the notes a little bit. It doesn't have many In sales. It has saffron, which, shockingly, most saffron fragrances we've ever smelled. I fucking hate them Really Because they just smell like BR540? No, it just has this. Is that what BR540 is? A lot of saffron, really. Yeah, I feel like the ones we smelled always kind of have a weird I don't know just thing going. It makes me nauseous, not this one. Then it has black rose. It has truffles, floral patchouli, vanilla, argo, would, oh and Oat Moss. This is a really kind of it's. It's simple, I guess in theory on the on the notes, but it does smell high into me. It smells delicious. I do smell some of the truffle now, some of that chocolateyness, but it just from a distance. When you take your nose back, you're getting nail polish for $425.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, man, I don't know. Skip it, sample it or buy it. What are you going to do, ryan? Well, this one's a skip, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2:

It is. It's a skip.

Speaker 1:

It smells so good though, if I asked you before we did this episode, based on your memory of me wearing it, what would your? Skip it, sample it, buy it would have been. It would have been a buy, yeah it really would have.

Speaker 2:

Hmm, it's not a skip because it smells bad, though. It's a skip because it doesn't fit what I originally thought. Yeah, remembered, so it's like again. It's it's so. It feels so much more feminine. Now, for the ladies out there, it's a buy or sample. I mean, if I, if I smelled this which I think you get a better deal by Chanel, cocoa man on myself but if I smelled either one of these that would remind me of a nail salon or get your nose on it's like getting gussied up and shit. It's a good smell it is.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think it'd be very beautiful on a woman. Very, I'm shocked.

Speaker 2:

I'm so shocked.

Speaker 1:

I know I've completely changed my mind about it. What?

Speaker 2:

do you think Skip sample? It's a skip for me now, so it's two hard skips.

Speaker 1:

Isn't that weird, dude? I would have never thought that going into this episode Seriously, because I haven't smelled this in a while either. I went through that tin mill wearing it, loving it I don't know if the batch that Mark had was just extra sexy and then I bought this again. This is official Tom Ford in the, in that sweet travel itemizer.

Speaker 2:

Todd, add water hitting the ground. Sound effects there. Love those magnetic caps, dude.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, now I'm like I got to give this to a friend, a female friend. What a shocker, what a shame. Yes, let's hit into our super secret question of the day.

Speaker 2:

Let's hit it up. What's your super secret? Question of the day.

Speaker 1:

What's a better experience Decanting or big juicy bottle? Is there a difference in the experience?

Speaker 2:

Yes, let me relate this story a little bit. You've all been listening. You know that me and Mike bought 300 ml of straight to heaven, right? Yes, mike brought me a little decant to put in. He offered to put it in a bottle and I'll just do a decant and I'm not being able to enjoy that for like a one. For whatever reason, mike, I don't. Do you have a full bottle to put it in or something You've been enjoying the hell out of?

Speaker 1:

it. Oh, I have a 50 mil the one I offered to so you're spraying it for real.

Speaker 2:

I'm spraying that, and I'm like little spritzes, yeah, like this, yeah, it's like leaking on me, yeah. So I honestly haven't been wearing it because of that and I've been like I'm not to just buckle down and get me something that I said a miser so I can get some full coverage, because I feel like I'm just like doing 10 mil at a time and if I can do these little pussy ass squeaks, it's just like it doesn't work for me, yeah, so for me, I think there is a huge difference. I mean, do we still get to smell it? Yes, I say yes, we can still that you know, grade something and review it. But wearing it, wearing it like the way I like to spray, no, I'm not able to experience it like that, right, right. So is your question really positioning? Is it worth it to spend money on bottles to experience?

Speaker 1:

them. I mean, take it where you want to go, I think it's. Does the fragrance act different, perform different, smell different? Decanting versus a bottle? I think that's where we've kind of been, where it's like have we gotten a decant, wore it, it was one way, and then we bought a bottle and it was different because maybe the volume or maybe the air doesn't get to it as much. Is there something in there that creates a difference between decanting and full juicy bottle?

Speaker 2:

I feel like, overall, as far as like wearing, like actually wearing a fragrance and really putting a fragrance on, I think decanting is not the way Right. Yeah, because you're only going to get so much. I can't remember which fragrance house it was, but they were like three sprays of this equals one atomizer spray from a regular bottle. Yeah, perfumes, vintage, or something like that.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so yes, that is where that came from and that's been like our philosophy from that point forward to like, oh, we've got to really hit it. If you listen to Ryan spraying over there, it's like me. I go chup, chup, chup, chup, chup. You do a ton. Yeah, here's what I would if I had to create a simile to it. Okay, Decanting is like watching a movie on your phone, and buying the bottle is like going to the theater.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'm with you on that and I think you sometimes maybe you should watch it on your phone to see if you're really liking it. If you really love it, then you're going to go spend the 20 extra bucks for popcorn and you know the more expensive ticket, the $5 milk dud. You're going to get all that. You're going to sit down and then you're going to enjoy it on the big screen when all the holes are through the screen yeah, because they don't maintenance them anymore.

Speaker 2:

And then you watch your stock and AMC because you think you're going to be on to the next game. Stunk and it's crashing every five minutes. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Have you been to a theater where they've had holes in the screens? You're the last one you took me to Really Nope. You didn't take me to nope. Yeah, we went to nope together, damn we.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, remember, because you kept getting phone calls and. I could enjoy it.

Speaker 1:

Not to note that was to Maverick.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, there's a little holes in the screen, little tiny ones Really. Oh, I feel like that stands out like a sore thumb to me. I didn't see it the seats are comfortable though. Yeah, and I mean, you just can't beat like a big. You know 785 inch screen Blast in your retina.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so is there a difference in experience? Yes, there is. But should you go see every movie you're ever gonna watch On the big screen? Did you see that?

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry. I got it. No, do it? Did you see that picture? When openheimer came out, Somebody screenshot it, like you know. You can like buy your seats prior to the movie, but you can see what's available. It's like All these seats were available and somebody bought the very front center. Oh yeah, yeah. They're like who is this guy?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, some freaking lunatic, some incel soy boy.

Speaker 2:

What a Chad yeah yeah, absolute unit.

Speaker 1:

Oh god man. So circle back around. Yes, so Should you buy every bottle? No, I think that decanting serves a great purpose for you to get a little taste. Yeah, yeah, before you go, full course meal on that pup.

Speaker 2:

But there's gonna be times you're gonna get a little taste and you're gonna wish mm-hmm. You saw it in theaters. Yeah, for sure. And let me tell you which movie that? Yeah, hey, full eight. No, we saw that there's doing. No, we didn't. We didn't see that in theaters?

Speaker 1:

No, and they were doing. Remember, they were doing the road show and we told me the road show.

Speaker 2:

I thought we saw in theater, though.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm. No, that we went and saw once upon a time in Hollywood. What the fuck.

Speaker 2:

Okay, but yeah, that one for sure. But recently what I'm speaking on is Talk to me. Oh yeah, he hasn't seen it, so I'm not going to spoil it. And for any of you people that haven't seen it, but I will say this I need to watch that movie. That's a badass horror movie.

Speaker 1:

God, I would have rather seen that than the Nun 2 I recently saw.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that looks dumb. It's not so much that scary, but it is kind of a movie. That takes me back when we would watch a movie and we really were entertained in a horror movie, like it was like fun, like the first scream. I don't necessarily think it was scary, but it was a fun ride. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I get you and this is kind of where that's at. I want to be real with you. Man, I would probably I go low-key on movies, is that right? I mean, I spray something like Aquideasio but I won't let go. Ham, you're not going to go red tobacco on them. No, that'd be pretty obnoxious. I do appreciate the movie experience. I don't want to ruin it for people. Yeah, you'd run it for me wearing red tobacco for sure. I wonder what people would do if you walked into a packed movie night. Let's just say Wearing T-Rex. No, not even that Like the Barbie movie, right. Let's say you walked in wearing like that putrid one.

Speaker 1:

Oh Sombra.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that Steve's dumbass made me smell. What would people do around you smelling that dude?

Speaker 1:

God dude, I'd almost just bring the sample just to kind of spritz in the air ever so often.

Speaker 2:

God, I think that would clear our house. Dude. Yeah, that would be brutal. All right, we're all over the place. We're skipping this for the men.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but ladies, please try it.

Speaker 2:

Seriously women out there, they got your shit together or a house load of cats. Try this.

Speaker 1:

Why the house load of cats. Cover up the cats. Oh, okay, yeah, sorry if you're a cat lover out there.

Speaker 2:

We had a short podcast.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're not going to talk about it today. In the future we may link it.

Speaker 2:

We're just. We're fresh out today, I think maybe try our new Mexican restaurant.

Speaker 1:

Yes, and I think we're like kind of carboloaded from that. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I think that's what it is, but it was good. Those tortilla chips were amazing.

Speaker 1:

So we're recently trying to replace one near and dear to our hearts that we had to say goodbye to.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, Chuck E Cheese is trying to take it over, you know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we know exactly what you mean by that.

Speaker 2:

Charles E Cheese Cheese be entertainment cheese and we were mortified and I, we don't know what to do with our lives.

Speaker 1:

Honestly, we've been kind of in a while. Well, what about this? What'd you think? Similar distance.

Speaker 2:

Similar distance. It's not as good as what we loved before, yes, but it is a comparable replacement for the time being. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Until what they get things. They kick out entertainment cheese.

Speaker 2:

Yeah once they crucify Chuck E Cheese in the parking lot and we can verify that. Yeah, and there's none of his relatives hanging around, loafing around on couches and skating on flapjacks like Muppet movies. Yeah, we'll be good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I received a video that was more frightening than Five Nights at Freddy's, and it was Five Nights at Charles E.

Speaker 2:

Cheese. Can you believe they're making a movie about that? Yeah, live action. I was shocked. All right, boys and girls, we love you guys. I do want to say this quick, quick shout out to friend of the podcast, Cynthia, who has been a longtime listener. She wrote us We'd sent her some, we'd sent her a little care package and she was thankful. So thank you, Said hey, sorry, I've been kind of out of touch. I've been going through a couple of things. She's had a recent surgery. I want to tell you, Cynthia, we love you. We hope you're doing good. We appreciate you from the very beginning and for all you listen out there, having your thoughts, prayers, hope things go better for her.

Speaker 1:

That's right. Yeah, we want to bring this. They were just one wild family, and when one of us is hurting, we all heard a little bit, and so if you're a friend of the podcast and you're going through something, we really care. Cynthia has been around for a while. She actually called Ryan out for laughing so much early on and we were fast friends ever since.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, and in fact our Halloween episode is actually thanks to Cynthia that was coming up and we're excited to do it next week and until next time.

Speaker 1:

straight up y'all.

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