The Cologne Podcast
EVERY MONDAY: Join best friends Myke and Ryan as they take on the world of fragrances with unfiltered humor and uneducated opinions. Each episode, they'll sniff out a new scent and give their honest, foul-mouthed review. From high-end colognes to drugstore bargains, no fragrance is off-limits. Brace yourself for an irreverent, no-holds-barred approach to fragrance reviews.
Episodes
325 episodes
#324 - NEW: Castley by Parfums de Marly
Fragrance expectations can be a tricky beast. What smells promising on paper doesn't always translate to skin—a lesson Myke and Ryan learned firsthand with Parfums de Marly's newest release, Castley. The journey begins with high ho...
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Season 6
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Episode 324
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26:24
#323 - Chance Eau Splendide by Chanel
Raspberry dreams and powdery reality? That's the unexpected journey we take when exploring Chanel's newest women's release - Chance Eau Splendide.When a luxury house like Chanel drops a new fragrance, the fragrance community takes notic...
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Season 6
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Episode 323
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30:39
#322 - Random Sample Bag + Ryan shows Myke Something Funny
Ever wondered how far someone could get simply by looking official and speaking with confidence? This episode dives into the hilariously audacious world of a TikTok comedian who's built an entire brand around posing as an "OSHA Cares Diversity ...
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Season 6
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Episode 322
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33:12
#321 - The New MFK: Kurky
We sample Francis Kurkdjian's "Kurky," a fragrance inspired by the perfumer's childhood nickname. With its fruity, candy-like profile dominated by bubble gum notes and tutti frutti accords, Kurky immediately transports us to memories of Hallowe...
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Season 6
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Episode 321
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33:20
#320 - The fragrance industry is more bizarre than you could ever imagine.
Dan from Soma and Insider Parfums joins The Cologne Podcast for a candid, behind-the-scenes look at the fragrance industry that both newcomers and connoisseurs will find fascinating.
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Season 6
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Episode 320
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1:09:18
#319 - Imagination by Louis Vuitton (With Karson)
The moment Karson walked into the studio with his full-sized bottle of Louis Vuitton's Imagination, we knew this wasn't going to be an ordinary review. As a self-described "boots and jeans ranch guy," Karson hardly fits the profile of a luxury ...
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Season 6
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Episode 319
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45:05
#318 - Louis XV 1722 by Xerjoff
A single sip of champagne can conjure memories of celebration, luxury, and effervescence - but can a fragrance truly capture that same bubbly essence? Xerjoff certainly attempts this ambitious feat with their Louis XV 1722, a perfume collaborat...
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Season 6
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Episode 318
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37:32
#317 - Patreon Preview: Random Sample Bag 03
What happens when a respected professional's 27-year career ends with a single webcam mistake? Myke and Ryan dive into this provocative question as they resurrect the fan-favorite Random Sample Bag segment after numerous community requests.
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Season 6
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Episode 317
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41:22
#316 - Le Male Elixir Absolu By Jean Paul Gaultier
The buttery popcorn and makeup accord of Jean-Paul Gaultier's Le Male Elixir Absolu takes center stage as Myke and Ryan work through their initial skepticism about yet another "elixir" release. Their breakdown reveals a fragrance that defies ex...
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Season 6
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Episode 316
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29:18
#315 - Acqua Di Gio Elixir: Ryan Lost His Mind
When a fragrance line has been part of your identity for years, a new release can feel like reuniting with an old friend. But what happens when that reunion goes horribly wrong?
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Season 6
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Episode 315
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31:52
#314 - Dior Homme Parfum 2025: Masterpiece or Reformulation Disaster?
Dior Homme Parfum 2025 takes some unexpected turns - including a rather significant spill that turns our recording table into an impromptu diffuser! As we analyze the notes of iris, amber, patchouli and vetiver, we contrast our experiences with...
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Season 6
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Episode 314
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31:52
#313 - Purple Accento by Xerjoff: An Italian Exclusive
Ready for a $800 fragrance giveaway? Grab your favorite beverage and settle in as we unbox and review Xerjoff's luxurious Purple Accento – a limited edition fragrance with a hefty price tag that's about to find its way to one very lucky Patreon...
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Season 6
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Episode 313
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35:15
#312 - Myrrh Shadow (403) by Bon Parfumeur
In this episode, we explore Myrrh Shadow 403, the newest scent from Bon Parfumeur, and share our genuine impressions about its complex layers. From our initial sniff to the fragrant realms it invites us into, we break down the unique notes incl...
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Season 6
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Episode 312
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28:19
#311 - Ruby by Kajal
Our episode kicks off with tales from Milan, where Myke encountered various airport mishaps that turned into memorable anecdotes, bringing out our shared connection through fragrance and travel. Transitioning from airborne adventur...
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Season 6
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Episode 311
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30:39
#310 - Tom Ford's New Bois Pacifique
Ever had one of those days where everything seems to go hilariously wrong? That's exactly what happened to us, from tire troubles on the road to a close encounter with an impatient driver flaunting a "Cattitude" bumper sticker. Yet, this quirky...
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Season 6
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Episode 310
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30:10
#309 - Tsar by Van Cleef and Arpels: Vintage Batch
We revisit the iconic scents of yesteryears, like the unforgettable Van Cleef & Arpels Tsar from 1989. Step into the sensory-rich world of the early '90s department stores, and reminisce with us about classic fragrances such as Tommy for Me...
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Season 6
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Episode 309
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35:54
#308 - Percival By Parfums De Marly: Is it worth all the hype?
Ever wondered if the most popular fragrances really live up to the hype? Join us as we unravel the mysteries of Percival by Parfums de Marly, a scent that has captivated fragrance enthusiasts worldwide. Myke, with his seasoned nose, shares his ...
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Season 6
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Episode 308
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32:47
#307 - Wulong Cha X by Nishane: Is it better than the original?
We're diving nose-first into the world of Nishane flankers, especially the tantalizing Wulong Cha X, while reliving our love affair with the classic Wulong Cha. Our conversation takes a quirky turn as we dissect an amusing review from Fragranti...
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Season 6
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Episode 307
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26:52
#306 - Mefisto by Xerjoff: Myke and Ryan Can't Agree
Can colors have distinct smells? We explore this intriguing question with a side of laughter as we embark on a whimsical fragrance journey. Ever wondered what "blue" smells like? From nostalgic college stories to the fine art of crafting mixed ...
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Season 6
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Episode 306
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29:05
#305 - Lamar Noir by Kajal
This episode, we unpack the tantalizing notes of Kajal's Lamar Noir, an intriguing blend that immediately sparks a playful debate. Jonesox’s review gives us a good laugh, while memories of our own linguistic missteps with words like "persnicket...
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Season 6
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Episode 305
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37:10
#304 - Tonka Cola By Mancera: Season 6 Episode 01
What if a fragrance could bridge the gap between youthful exuberance and elegant sophistication? Join us as we kick off Season 6 of the Cologne Podcast by recounting an unforgettable evening in Milan. With noses slightly more seasoned, Myke and...
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Season 6
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Episode 304
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33:01
#303 - Final Episode of Season 5: Eau Rihla by Diptyque
Picture this: you're standing in Neiman Marcus, entranced by the allure of a bold leather fragrance that whispers promises of untold olfactory adventures. That's exactly where Myke found himself, sparking an aromatic journey that marks the fina...
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Season 5
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Episode 303
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27:07
#302 - What Fragrance Do We Want For Christmas?
Join us on a heartwarming holiday edition of the Cologne Podcast as we reminisce about fragrances tied to personal memories and reveal our Santa wish list. With the festive season upon us, we're here to sprinkle a dash of joy into your day, whe...
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Season 5
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Episode 302
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5:08
#301 - Tom Ford For Men Extreme: A Discontinued Disagreement
Join us as we wax nostalgic over Tom Ford for Men Extreme, with its spicy masculine allure that some of us can't get enough of, while others are left scratching their heads—or rather, noses. We even revisit Camel Totem's laugh-out-loud review, ...
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Season 5
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Episode 301
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29:42
#300 - Triumph of Bacchus by Argos: A Female's Perspective
Ever smelled something that reminds you of food leftovers? We sure have, and on our 300th episode of the Cologne Podcast, returning guest Nikki joins us to revisit a fragrance that's as nostalgic as it is controversial. We find ourselves laughi...
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Season 5
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Episode 300
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27:42