Have you ever caught a whiff of something so unique it stopped you in your tracks? That's what happened when we unboxed Phillip Plein's "No Limits," a fragrance that's been causing a stir with its bold scent of rubber and smoke. Myke and Ryan, your guides through the world of perfumes, are back with a triple-header episode that'll have your nose twitching with curiosity. We're dishing out our unfiltered thoughts on this divisive concoction, dissecting the love-it-or-hate-it nature of such an audacious scent. And we're not stopping at just one—our olfactory adventure takes us through the delectable yet controversial Chocolate Greedy by Montale, proving once again that scent is a deeply personal journey of discovery.
Join us for a session of scent critique where no bottle remains sealed and no opinion goes unsaid. We crack open the essence of Phillip Plein's latest creation, likening it to everything from industrial soap to a leather-clad locker room. But what happens when this daring fragrance meets skin? The verdict might just catch you off guard. And because life's too short for just talk about scents, we're mixing in tales from our own escapades, like a gym encounter that left us chuckling and a bit more self-aware. Whether you're a fragrance aficionado or just looking for a laugh, this episode promises a sensory rollercoaster that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining.
Have you ever caught a whiff of something so unique it stopped you in your tracks? That's what happened when we unboxed Phillip Plein's "No Limits," a fragrance that's been causing a stir with its bold scent of rubber and smoke. Myke and Ryan, your guides through the world of perfumes, are back with a triple-header episode that'll have your nose twitching with curiosity. We're dishing out our unfiltered thoughts on this divisive concoction, dissecting the love-it-or-hate-it nature of such an audacious scent. And we're not stopping at just one—our olfactory adventure takes us through the delectable yet controversial Chocolate Greedy by Montale, proving once again that scent is a deeply personal journey of discovery.
Join us for a session of scent critique where no bottle remains sealed and no opinion goes unsaid. We crack open the essence of Phillip Plein's latest creation, likening it to everything from industrial soap to a leather-clad locker room. But what happens when this daring fragrance meets skin? The verdict might just catch you off guard. And because life's too short for just talk about scents, we're mixing in tales from our own escapades, like a gym encounter that left us chuckling and a bit more self-aware. Whether you're a fragrance aficionado or just looking for a laugh, this episode promises a sensory rollercoaster that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining.
Phillip Plon, phillip Plon, phillip Plon, phillip Plon, phillip Plon. Always on my mind, always on my grind. Phillip Plon, gotta, let it shine.
Speaker 2:Gotta pack a knot. Phillip Plon no limits the fragrance for the loaded. What's up, ladies and gentlemen? Welcome to season 5, episode 3, of the Cologne Podcast.
Speaker 1:I'm Mike and I'm Ryan, we're two best friends. We're going on a fragrance journey, smelling Phillip Plon and giving you our uneducated opinions.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, I bet you guys didn't think we'd be back so soon and that we would drop three fucking episodes in one day, but that's what we did. We were like you know what. Actually it was Mike's idea. He's like, hey, how about we give him three?
Speaker 1:Oh, we've been gone a while. Let's hook him up.
Speaker 2:And I was scared. But you know what F it. Let's do it. You're afraid of commitment.
Speaker 1:I am so afraid of commitment. You're like if we do three episodes, then they're going to think we're doing three episodes every week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm like fuck, I don't know if I can do that. I've got shit to do. I don't know if I can sit down for three 30 minute sessions, mike, yeah, in a whole goddamn week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the person who should really be trembling is Todd Parsons. You just love giving his info out, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 2:You're fucked, Todd.
Speaker 1:All right, I've got a review from Rady 85. Okay For no Limits by Phillip Plyne. Very cool bottle, but the fragrance is a pass for me. Smells like rubber and smoke, very suffocating and unpleasant. Definitely try it first. It's not a safe fragrance. Hmm, okay, that's Phillip Plyne.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, that's odd, because a lot of YouTube people are like a lot of YouTubers were. You know, yeah, you know. So what does that mean? They're not sucking anything down or off, or yeah, or rips on something, I don't know, bong, but when it came out a couple years ago, because this is a little older, but we just saw this packaging and it, by the way, still sealed. Listen to this.
Speaker 1:Oh, I always love that. Yeah, baby.
Speaker 2:Oh God, it's still sealed, but we love this packaging so much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's got like a hologram on it. It's a Phillip Plyne skull and then a money sign.
Speaker 2:You can kind of yeah, and it goes perfect, like what you just heard. The opening to this episode. That's from his commercial.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it sounded like if I tried to wrap. I was on my mind Gotta pack at nine. Gotta let it shine. It's like a children's, like Bible song Gonna let it shine.
Speaker 2:But he's like he in the video. You got to look it up. We'll have a link in our description. We will have a link to this. Okay, but you got to watch the commercial. I actually fucking love it. But the YouTubers all had a positive view on this and you know, it's always so funny how people get the same, you know, vibe and notes about certain things. Yeah, that is really cool. Yeah, you know I mean you will have a difference of opinion. I'm like this smells aquatic. You're like it smells like shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, which reminds me of a fragrance. We need to talk about chocolate greedy. Both were on opposite ends of the spectrum and I think we need to roll that mother fuck of music so we can hip you guys to this, yeah.
Speaker 2:One night stand review. Well, Mike, after spending the night with Big John Bolton, Terry Manhammer, what do you have to say about chocolate greedy by Montal it was fucking awful.
Speaker 1:I hated it. I absolutely hated it.
Speaker 2:I actually did like it, but since then I have had other human beings in my life other than you. Tell me what the fuck is that they hated it.
Speaker 1:Dude, it started off right off the bat. It was tons of hairspray smell for me and I don't know if I just got like more of a pool off of the fragrance than you did. Maybe you got like what was you know?
Speaker 2:the cream that rose to the top, exactly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the cream always ran. I just did that, but for me it smelled like hairspray and that chocolate powder and then it dried down into like this I don't know if you've ever smelled protein cereal before.
Speaker 2:No, but I could get a good idea what that would smell like.
Speaker 1:There's a company called Magic Spoon not a sponsor, I wish. Yeah, some of their cereals are pretty good. They have a chocolate syrup. It smelled like that. It smelled like chocolate plus some sort of you know thing that's probably good for you but doesn't smell great. It had like this weird synthetic, you know, because you can't really make anything sweet that's sugar free without just blasting it with chemicals, and it had that kind of smell.
Speaker 2:Honestly right now smell it on the tester shirt from yesterday. So I will take back that this is at least a sample. I actually think it's a skip now and I'll say why. I got nothing but negative reviews from people around me. All loved ones were like, hey, go wash that off. But smelling it right now and you saying synthetic. Remember back in the 80s and 90s we were children and you had those stickers, little scratch and sniff snickers.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:But the chocolate just never really technically smelled like chocolate. Right, that's what it smells like guys. Just a scratch and sniff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I could kind of see that, like when you would get the markers, that like the Crayola smelly markers yeah, and the brown was supposed to be chocolate and you're like it smells like shit. Yeah, this smells like Bigfoot's dick. Yeah, it was. What a tragic fragrance.
Speaker 2:Yes, the opening and all that was actually pretty pleasant, but it's a skip. I've changed my mind. I'm done with it.
Speaker 1:A double skip, two boners turned way down.
Speaker 2:Well, we're hoping Philip Plonkin helped with some boners today because this packaging looks good. So let's get into that starting now. And before I open this package, oh God, I want you listeners to know that if you're not hip to our Patreon, you got to get your asses the fuck over there. That's true, you're going to win this. Somebody, yeah, somebody's getting 90 full mls of this bad boy, philip Plonkin. Yeah, a few sprays. And I'm going to tell you just on the packaging alone, it's only a six dollar and some odd cent tier. When Mike came up with that price and I went six dollars.
Speaker 1:Oh man, me and you fight about that price. Still I do. You're like we're just we're giving away too much. I'm like that's going to go out of business.
Speaker 2:Set our prices this level.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm slashing prices. Yeah, that's right, Dude, I'm like get on down here.
Speaker 2:That's a local guy we used to have here. I'm going to tell you, though, for real, go to our Patreon, because we have new episodes there weekly. We have, you know, a special bonus episode. We do monthly giveaways. We also don't just give away full box, we also, if we get de-canned stuff like that, we do that as well. And also just so you guys know, we're going to be doing lives this season. Yeah, our first one's going to be March 1st, on Friday. We're going to be reviewing To them as they perform. That's right, you're a parfum whatever, and everybody in our chats already going. Man, we're not even going to open ours yet. We're going to wait until that day. And because you're going to get to interact with us, be a part of the episode, you can write in comments or comment on the live video phone.
Speaker 1:We don't care, yeah, and maybe just get yourself a sample, because somebody who tunes into that live we're going to pick live on the spot and send it to you. We're going to say put it in the chat where everyone can see what's your address Not really.
Speaker 2:But look, guys, I don't know if you can tell, but we're seriously hyped to smell this. I'm opening this motherfucker. Well, let's smell it, ok, and then we'll talk about Phillip Pline.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you did some sleuthing about old Philly. Oh, Philly he.
Speaker 2:Oh, I did, oh, let me. Oh, I like that. Hold on, hold on. Hey gravitate does it. Fuck him. Phillip Pline does it? I'm like, oh, phillip, you're so big.
Speaker 1:And we sprung for the big daddy. Yeah, there's a smaller size of this. It doesn't feel cheap. You know what? That's pretty badass.
Speaker 2:I think I like it better than the gold bar dude? Yeah, it's got the same atomizer type of thing that one million has. Yeah, but it's like a black credit card, God.
Speaker 1:there's literally no limits on this thing. You can spend as much as you want. It's got a one trillion dollar limit. Go ahead and squirt that bad boy on.
Speaker 2:I am serious. I'm so high for this. If this sucks, I'm going to be so disappointed because I look. Jintzens said that this is the cringiest fragrances ever seen.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, old Ashton, he hated this and I was like, but I was like man, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I kind of like this, this shit. This is wild. It's different than anything else we've seen in this community. This is very much Ryan's vibe. Oh yeah, here we go. Interesting, huh, whoa.
Speaker 1:I did not expect it to be this.
Speaker 2:Me neither, and I don't know if I like this now. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I probably shouldn't dialed it back on the sprays. Wow, this shit's loud. Hmm, does it almost have like a Fahrenheit sort of vibe to it?
Speaker 2:Possibly not so gasolini, maybe more. Remember I used to say it kind of reminded me of a drywall like sheetrock.
Speaker 1:Mm, hmm, yeah, this has like the. It's a very clean, very like soap, like a men's, almost like industrial soap. Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like that kind of. It's also kind of like you were talking about the Fahrenheit. It's a little bit of that with kind of a doctor's office.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's almost like if soap was trying to smell like a leather. Yeah, okay, like a bar of soap. It's in between lever 2000 and a leather jacket.
Speaker 2:Wow, the card, the tester strips, not bad.
Speaker 1:Tester strip.
Speaker 2:Shout out to RXL.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't like what's going on on my skin, though. Right now I don't like it yeah.
Speaker 1:It's getting a little tainty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like kind of tainty, kind of medicinal, but it's not like the typical medicinal we're kind of used to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, the oof man, the skin is no bueno, yeah, I'm not liking the skin.
Speaker 2:Unless something changes drastically, I would not put this on my skin again.
Speaker 1:Hey, we had like a little inception happening in the comment section.
Speaker 2:Oh nice, it's coming apart already. Wow, that easy, huh. Oh this part. What's what the fuck's happening? Are you about to take the atomizer off?
Speaker 1:No, I'm not going to do it. I don't want to break it. What happened to it? No, it's just kind of flappy. Oh, let me see this piece of shit. So in the comment section, rxl commented on an episode that said, oh, let me get a card stock ready, or something like that. And then somebody commented replied to his comment Tester strip yeah. Fans are ridiculing him now.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh man, it got so meta and I fucking love it.
Speaker 2:So that credit card front on the bottom is kind of a little I don't know it's sticking back now. I don't know what happened. It's fine now, but I'm going to say I still like the bottle in the package.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, it's not the. I mean it is pretty gaudy, I will give it that. But if you took time to watch that music video, you'd feel like this is right on brand.
Speaker 2:This was in 2022. This was Jeremy, Fragrance number nine on his top 10 designer fragrances of that year. You're kidding.
Speaker 1:No, wow, I mean I don't trust anything he says, because that guy's like a revolving door, like he'll post 19 top 10s on the same day and they're all different, yeah, and one he's like oh, this smells like crap, I hate it. And the next one he's like you know what? I actually kind of like it.
Speaker 2:If you want to smell like a piece of shit, you wear this this is, I don't know, on the card.
Speaker 1:It's kind of intriguing. I'm you know that's the word Intriguing. I don't hate it. I hate it on my skin. I don't you know what. It's got a little unwashed men's butt crack on my skin.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know what that smells like. I can't kiss my own ass, Mike.
Speaker 1:Well, you can kiss my, and because this old guy at the gym talked me up for 20 minutes, I didn't get to shower before I got here, so you could probably get a good whiff, yeah.
Speaker 2:I called Mike and he picks up the phone and of course we have an inside joke. I might as well just say it. It's going to sound weird to everybody, but I showed Mike a video where me and a guy were playing Rocket League and it was just a screaming fest at one another, yes, and this guy was like you brought it like hot dogs, because you're like sucking on leaders.
Speaker 1:And so, yeah, I that's. That's Ryan's salutation now every time it gets on the phone.
Speaker 2:Yes. So he picks up the phone. He's like in the gym, I know workout. And I'm like screaming at him. He's like hey, let me call you back. I'm putting one lesser, I'm like sure, and then he gets it. I was like God, thank fuck. I was like glad this dumb ass is calling me. Yeah, it's fucking old man, wouldn't stop talking to me.
Speaker 1:Well, I was like here's my moment to be. You know, carry the torch for our generation. You know, this 87 year old dude's in the gym and he's stopped me because we're both on like machines that were adjacent to each other. He stopped me and he goes hey, do you know how much each one of these plates weigh? Yeah, on like the actual machine, and I was like I'm guessing they're 10 pounds a piece.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then he kind of went on about, like you know, degrading over time and age and how he's like trying to keep his push muscles in his legs and arms up so they don't have to go into a home, because he's like the first thing to go. You know, if you can't go to the bathroom by yourself, you got to go into a home. Yeah, and I'm like man, yeah. And then once you're in a home, you know you just deteriorate from there so quickly. And I thought we were just going to. We're going to have this moment where I was like, oh man, this is me connecting with humans. Yeah, I'm all about this, right. And then, of course, he gets really political and he goes on and on and on and for a long time.
Speaker 1:I'm just like God. This is why I hate this stuff of shit. I don't like people, I don't want to talk to random people. I ignore them, you know. So that went on. He literally talked to me for 25 minutes until Ryan called and interrupted and I was just like, oh, thank you.
Speaker 2:God. Thank you God. Ryan's telling me I suck wieners.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly. So, oh man, I wanted that to be like a nice moment to where I just like I was being selfless and you know, and then by the end I was just like God, I'm I'm a vicious, angry human being.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, let me tell you, I'm coming around on this Phillip Pline fragrance. It's actually, it's in my wheelhouse. It's a little gnarly, yeah, a little unapologetic, just like his commercial and I guess his, his, him, his aura.
Speaker 1:Dude, it is a unique scent and not at all I thought it was going to be generic. You know, we were killing time the other day and we went into bells I don't know if anybody in America still has a bells open there, you, but we have a very small town that does and I was like let's go in and check out like their really terrible fragrances that they have, because they always have like these imitation weird ones, oh yeah, and they always smell like a mixture of nine of the most generic design of fragrances plus like just a bunch of alcohol, yeah, and I was expecting this to kind of be that yeah.
Speaker 2:I was too a little bit. I'm pleasantly surprised and I kind of want to talk about this guy a little bit because it's interesting. This guy is like a fashionista or whatever. He creates Goddy fashion for the runway. You know what I'm saying, really.
Speaker 1:Okay, but I'll tell you the one thing I did know and then I'll let you go, because you did some research, I did. But one thing I've seen and I can't remember where I was flying to. It might have been to Atlanta before I flew to Italy last year. Yeah, but there was a huge like when you walk down these long hallways in the airports they've got the like motorized walkway, oh yeah, and alongside that motorized walkway was a bunch of huge pictures of watches and they were all Philippine watches, really, and they were crazy looking In the airport. In the airport giant ads, basically for Philippine wristwear Wild.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't be real, I mean, other than this. I've never really heard of him, but apparently he's pretty big time, right? Hmm, I didn't know that. Well, let me just break down a little bit about this guy's life and how he started getting into this shit, and also I'm going to really go back here. But he came from a broken home, okay, and like most of us Well, I mean some of y'all yes, I can't lie, I've had a good upbringing, right, yeah, yeah, but it makes me think, because he's an Aquarius just like me.
Speaker 2:However, this guy is like you. He's like fucking a hundred miles an hour and he's going to keep going until he slings to a wall and he's obliterated. You know what I'm saying? Cocaine, yeah, this dude, he, I guess his dad was a doctor but had a drinking problem, I believe, and he, his mom divorced, blah, blah, blah. This is when he was only three years old. So he kind of came from a broken home. Wow, I think my parents divorced when I was two or three.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I've been telling this for the past month to Mike. I know Mike and two other individuals that have had rough upbrings, and this is going to sound so I say it every time. He, I'm like it's going to maybe sound like an asshole, but I'm like part of me is kind of jealous that they got this hard part of their life over with when they were younger. Because all three of them are the same, because they were molded at a young age to like survive and they're just like go getters. Every last one of them, every one of you, are like that. It's crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your childhood was like a made for Disney movie. Yeah, you know, and ours was like made for shutter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like made for TV 80s Allison Wonderling, when the Jabberwocky came out.
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh God, what the fuck you know. So it's like, and you guys are like real shits going down. But, all to say, this guy actually went to law school to become a lawyer. Wow, philip Pline did yes. However, prior to getting the degree, he didn't finish. By the way. Yeah, when did he go? Harvard, oh, I don't know, you didn't dig that deep, bro. I don't know where the fucking. When he's from Germany or something, oh, really, yeah, he's from. Is it Munich? Is that how you pronounce it? Sure, well, it's from there, whatever, but yeah, so while in law school, this guy just got this crazy idea. This is his first endeavor, okay, okay, to build Hats for dogs.
Speaker 1:Close. Really Okay, did you look any of this shit?
Speaker 2:No, I swear I didn't, and you're doing that thing where you're like huh Huh, he built luxury beds for dogs oh whoa, like crazy ass luxury over the top, don't make sense of beds for dogs and took them to trade shows and sold them out. Wow, that's actually really smart Dude sold them all out. We're talking like $20,000 dog beds.
Speaker 2:God, that is right, in line with what I expected from this guy and then from there he started diving into fashion and he's been in that forever For humans or for dogs, for humans mainly. But it's like this guy is, everything is over the top and even when I've read up on some of the like people that have bought in his clothes, they're like, yeah, they're gaudy and they're this, but they're like they'll last forever. The quality is insane. Now this is what they say, I don't know, but it's just all this over the top part of this guy. And then he drops this commercial. He's like 40 years old, looking in great shape. Yeah, of course, like a 20-something year old fucking flying out of helicopters.
Speaker 1:Fucking money it's fucking me a spraying shit, right? He's like if Elon Musk was Rambo, yeah pretty much and, yeah, he's dropping this.
Speaker 2:Frigates no limits and apparently there's no limits Super fresh or some shit. We gotta try. But you know what? This isn't that bad, it's actually surprisingly good yeah it's gotten pretty decent.
Speaker 1:The tester strip is nice. Yeah, the skin's calmed down. That tangty type thing is not really there anymore.
Speaker 2:I really get a. I don't know if I get leather, but I get a peppery. Yeah, I get a peppery slash, medicinal slash. You're at the doctor's office kind of smell, that's what I'm getting. I don't know why. It just smells like that to me, yeah, and it smells kind of kind of bougie.
Speaker 1:Right, yeah, and it's made by master perfumer Alberto Morales.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like what the hell. So this isn't made by some flunky like me in a basement.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean he also did a stuff with fragrance one. Maybe he's just getting into these wild millionaire endeavors.
Speaker 2:You know I like this man. I really do. There's something kind of wild about it. It's kind of abrasive, it's it's apologetic, like I said earlier, but it smells like kind of all three of those other things. I'm just like this isn't really bad and you know what, let's get into it. I'm going to give you guys the price and trend. Hit them with it. Price, how much was it? When do we end up spending for it? Because you're going to pull the trigger.
Speaker 1:God it was wasn't around like 30 bucks maybe. Yeah, let's roll with that.
Speaker 2:It's like 25, 30 bucks. That feels right for 90 ml, almost a full hundred, I mean pretty impressive. I think it's undervalued at that price, honestly it honestly is and the trend, ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to tell you it is, it's, it's going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I kind of see why it wavered at first, probably because the advert for was so cringe. Yeah, it definitely was, and that was some.
Speaker 2:Aston's words, not ours. Well, speaking to him, he also was talking about this is one at the time was one of the most Hated fragrances that came out on for a grant to cut. Everybody was hate, bombing it just like a Gwyn's vagina. Oh yeah, they were hate, bombing the shit out of it, and I think people just need to give this one a chance. So I'm I'm pleasantly surprised right now, me too shocked.
Speaker 1:I really expected this to just be a generic piece of crap and Surprisingly it's not. I've smelled this type of fragrance before, but not a lot. Does it smell like a leather to you? Yeah, it smells like a leather industrial soap.
Speaker 2:Wow, I guess I'm not getting that. But that's kind of the pros and cons. Let me kind of there's only three freaks. Let me tell you the pros for this on for a grant to cut. If you love going there, we love Going for a grant to go live there. We like secretly read all your comments on all these fragrances.
Speaker 1:Hey, and, if you like, most of the fragrance reviewers on YouTube, they live there as well. Mm-hmm, they may not acknowledge, but they are living there.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, they are. They're like, yeah, I'm gonna a little bit of watery notes and cardamom, black pepper, cinnamon, cloves in the star and eases coming in with the ginger and Bergamot, and then right in that middle it rides with that dark chocolate, bourbon, vanilla, incense, amber. And then when you get down to the Bass note, 12 hours later, because it's a height beast, you're gonna hit the leather.
Speaker 1:Woodsy notes Argo wood, oud Pachuli and cedar, and just be sure to use the cologne podcast at checkout and you get 25% off.
Speaker 2:We're gonna say that in one day we're gonna be like hey, dude, that's how we're gonna make rent this way, we got a suck on the long pipe of of greed yeah.
Speaker 2:But the pros listed on here are great for winter season. I could see that High quality fragrance with a touch of sweetness. I can attest to this. This actually smells high quality. Yeah, it does, it's smell. If you did not show me this packaging, this thing, you just let me smell it. I would think this was something niche right out the bat. It's rich, thick and powerful woody and leathery blend. I don't know if I get that, but you seem to get that in a lot of other people, so I think y'all side of it is correct.
Speaker 1:Is it that is just so close to a smelling interlude, but it has a very interlude type vibe, I have to agree as well as like this smells niche to me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, very good a point there. And then cons for this work may not be suitable for those who do not like bold leather Fragrances. Not a safe fragrance for everyone to try without testing first. We're gonna break on the highs, or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe it's like cheaper, but it doesn't smell like cheaper raw materials. You know it really doesn't, man. In five seasons We've, you know, matured somewhat in our noses.
Speaker 2:One of the cons was cheap concept. I can kind of get that, but I don't know, I In a world of our fragrances that we see all the time, it is kind of nice just to see somebody just not give a fuck, right, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm having fun with this, right. Yeah, it's almost like if you're under the age of eight, you probably think this is bad. Has more, like I don't know, over the age of 55. Like I feel like my dad would be like oh yeah, this is bad ass, you know? Sorry, that's no, but he recently what he does in a spare time is he like restores classic motorcycles, yeah, and he like Showed me this one paint job he just did and he like does the paint jobs. But it was like this skull-looking thing. It's kind of like this Phillip line type vibe. I feel like if I sent to my dad this would he'd be like oh yeah, boy, I send now one to me.
Speaker 2:I'm a patron, yeah hell yeah, son. Well, you know what? Well, let's do this. Are you gonna skip it?
Speaker 1:sample it or buy it. What are you going to do, Ryan?
Speaker 2:Well, we bought it, but we're also going to give it away. So therefore I have to know if I'm going to buy it again. It's so cheap yeah, like in price, not in quality, that I really feel like and it's in my wheelhouse. I love loud, unapologetic shit. I would have to say for this price point and this amount of juice, it's a buy. For me, this is a buy. Wow, okay, this is cheap, it's a buy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it smells niche man, I think you got to sample this for sure, For sure.
Speaker 1:I think for some people this is a great buy because it's so cheap. You're right, it's so cheap and it smells high quality. If on the skin, I mean I really like how it smells. Now If on the skin it didn't start off with that kind of butt crack smell, I'd really be like if it was just. Even if it was the one note song that I'm kind of getting on the tester strip, I would say, yeah, it's a buy and I think you really got to love this and you got to be able to put this somewhere on your shelf that people don't walk by and see it. But for some people, yeah, I could see that it could be a buy. I'm definitely recommended as a sample.
Speaker 2:Would you be more embarrassed for people to see this on your shelf or that dumbass robot? Oh, the robot for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for sure it looks so stupid. This just looks like I'm a little childish. I mean, the robot looks like I'm like you're going to put lube on it or something, maybe, so yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know how.
Speaker 1:I got in there, I tripped and it fell on inside. I thought it was like doubling as a fleshlight or something.
Speaker 2:Oh God, yeah I. This is a, this is a buy for me, but I could see for anybody out there is not sure you're on the fence, sample it. But if you're going to say sample, I mean goddamn, you're going to pay, I don't know, probably eight, 10 bucks for a sample. You're already one third of the way there aren't you?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean it was so cheap you could honestly buy. I don't know if it was a 60 mil, 40 mil, whatever the smaller version was. I mean, you know we go big here because we got no limits. You may want to. If you're really serious about it, I think the difference was only like seven or eight bucks. That's why we went ahead and just got the big daddy.
Speaker 2:But, oh my God, this guy put on the card here. You know the fake credit card that it is. It says member since 1978. That's the year he was born. Well, yeah, oh my God, he's been part of the billionaire club. The no limits you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's just a couple of years older than you, Ry Dog.
Speaker 2:Man. He looks fucking 10 years younger than me. Fucking got a shit together. Maybe I need to start building dog houses. That's the steroids. All right, we love you all. It's a sample for Mike. Yeah, it's a buy for me because I'm like man, you're going to get close to that price anyway. Might as well have fun and entertain yourself and get something like this. It'd be a fun. I think this is a fun talking piece, honestly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do too, and it is a. It's a really nice mature fragrance. I mean, if you're going, to fuck.
Speaker 2:we forgot to say who's wearing this. Ryan's wearing this. Yeah fuck, we didn't even do a who's wearing it section. Do we need do we need to say that now and then plug it in later?
Speaker 1:I think let's just go ahead and tell them as we're riding out, I think, yeah, this is for a older person actually.
Speaker 2:I believe it looks a little childish, but it actually is more for a older person.
Speaker 1:Like 30s and up. Yeah, it's not like crazy. Especially if you're into fragrances, you probably appreciate something with just a little bit more attitude, and this has got some attitude. I mean there's no limits to how much attitude.
Speaker 2:Guys, I'm telling you it smells like some badass doctor's office. Not a dental office like Bakarot Rouge, but this right here smells like a doctor's office. I like it.
Speaker 1:Actually I had a friend tell me a couple of days ago I had the X-Straight Bakarot Rouge X-Straight on. Yeah, she said you smell like ramen ramen noodles. Wow, I was like really, were they like put off by it? No, she was just like I don't like it.
Speaker 2:What the heck said? She's put off by it, yeah.
Speaker 1:I was like, good thing it's not like 600 bucks, god damn. Yeah, I was kind of shocked. I mean to be fair, guys, it was a travel atomizer. I'm not dropping that kind of money, but. But yeah, I think if you're 30s and up and you want to get a very good fragrance for a low price, this is one to look into. It is little mature and, honestly, it smells a little sophisticated. I'm really proud of what they did. I'm shocked.
Speaker 2:I am shocked too. This is not a joke fragrance, it's a. It might be what people would say is in a joke bottle, but it is not a joke fragrance. Yeah, it's not. And I would have to. Hey, I want to have to. And this is just like the newspaper the next week on the very back page, a little tiny print at the bottom. But, yeah, I'm going to have to say apologies to all the YouTubers because usually they're like you know, yeah, this is bad Shilling, as they say. I would be inclined to say they're telling the truth on this one. Actually, I agree, yeah.
Speaker 1:Unreal. What do you know? Youtubers not telling lies man? I'm shocked.
Speaker 2:This is crazy good, okay, well, that's your hope you guys enjoyed it, because I'm never doing three episodes in one day again Never.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it runs way too lazy for that.
Speaker 2:But we're so glad we're back Season five. Hit us up on Patreon. I promise you we're taking care of people up in there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, If you want more of like what you get today, where you get all these tons of extra episodes there's quite a few up there already, plus lives, plus giveaways, you name it. It's up there. We want to get to know you. We can get to know you better over there on patreoncom slash cologne podcast.
Speaker 2:And until next time spray it up, y'all.