Ever embarked on a scent-laden mission that rivals a spy movie? Well, Myke and Ryan sure did, as they recount our whimsical escapade to Dillard's in search of the elusive Prada Luna Rossa Ocean, Le Parfum. With the help of a mysteriously cooperative sales associate, we managed to snatch a sample not just for ourselves, but for one of our lucky Patreon supporters as well. As we unravel the olfactory tale of our latest conquest, we also bring you a "one-night stand" review of the intoxicating Wu Long Cha by Nishane, which left a scent trail in my car as indelible as a tattoo. And just when you thought it couldn't get any quirkier, we debate over phone etiquettes and the fate of fallen tester strips.
Strap in for an exhilarating ride as we dissect the high-octane world of sailboat racing and its glamorous meld with luxury fragrances. The Prada Luna Rossa line, a byproduct of the brand's illustrious racing team, serves as our focal point, blending the essence of competition with aromatic sophistication. From celebrity adventures, such as Jake Gyllenhaal's transmutation from sailor to aviator, to the bizarre influence of Taylor Swift's famed romances on the public psyche, we leave no buoy unturned. Expect a sea of laughter and irreverent analogies as we navigate through these pop culture currents.
Ever embarked on a scent-laden mission that rivals a spy movie? Well, Myke and Ryan sure did, as they recount our whimsical escapade to Dillard's in search of the elusive Prada Luna Rossa Ocean, Le Parfum. With the help of a mysteriously cooperative sales associate, we managed to snatch a sample not just for ourselves, but for one of our lucky Patreon supporters as well. As we unravel the olfactory tale of our latest conquest, we also bring you a "one-night stand" review of the intoxicating Wu Long Cha by Nishane, which left a scent trail in my car as indelible as a tattoo. And just when you thought it couldn't get any quirkier, we debate over phone etiquettes and the fate of fallen tester strips.
Strap in for an exhilarating ride as we dissect the high-octane world of sailboat racing and its glamorous meld with luxury fragrances. The Prada Luna Rossa line, a byproduct of the brand's illustrious racing team, serves as our focal point, blending the essence of competition with aromatic sophistication. From celebrity adventures, such as Jake Gyllenhaal's transmutation from sailor to aviator, to the bizarre influence of Taylor Swift's famed romances on the public psyche, we leave no buoy unturned. Expect a sea of laughter and irreverent analogies as we navigate through these pop culture currents.
hello everybody and welcome to the cologne podcast. I'm mike and I'm ryan.
Myke:We're two best friends. We never get in arguments and we're never late and we always pick up each other's phone calls. And we also do a fragrance podcast that you're listening to right now. Uh, you beat me to it. Mike's pissed. No, I'm in a great mood, I just you know. I love having a friend that responds with the same type of courtesy that I have for him.
Ryan:Oh my God, One time I missed this guy's phone call.
Myke:Yesterday we went to Dillard's and we picked up a sample of this brand new Prada fragrance Luna Rosa, ocean, le Parfum.
Ryan:Le Parfum, le Parfum. I'm excited for this one and we got two of them and, just so you know, one of them is going to a lucky Patreon.
Myke:That's right. We asked the lady hey, give us two of those. We spent zero dollars on it and it's going out to you, a lucky Patreon.
Ryan:Hey, you know what my favorite part of that interaction was the other day? What's that? I lowkey patreon. Hey, you know what my favorite part of that interaction was the other day is I was trying to be nice and first off, I was trying to be low-key. I'm not one of those people, just so you know. We're not like, hey, we got a podcast. There was a big ordeal to get this sample, just so you guys know and she was like, ah, we don't really have anything and to put them in. And uh, then she like found some weird contraption, some-looking kit thing that she opened up.
Myke:Oh, so they have these little screw-top things that they put lotions and stuff into where you can have a sample or a tester of a lotion to use. Yeah, so she squirted a bunch into that and then twisted it on, yeah.
Ryan:And I'm whispering, I'm like, hey, thank you so much. Look, I know it's weird that we're wanting this so badly, but we have a podcast. It's a weird thing, it's a piece of shit. And then she was like, oh no, yeah, no big deal, she's all super nice. And I was like, hey, we'd love to give you a shout out. What's your name? She just goes Anonymous.
Myke:Yeah, she was so embarrassed by the fact that it was like pretty janky, guaranteed to have leaked in this bag already, that she was like if you're going to mention that I did that first, then just don't include me. My name is Anonymous, so Anonymous, thank you. Yeah, thank you so much, miss Anonymous. Let me tell you who's not Anonymous. It's Prunell on Fragrantica, who says I like this. On my skin it's very ambery and I can somehow smell a bit of booze. A great release. Honestly, the name makes no sense, but we're used to it. It's not extremely similar, but it definitely has a Naxos vibe to me.
Ryan:Hmm, Then I'll probably hate this, because I've probably smelled it three different ways. Now. Oh, you'll hate it because it's generic. Does it qualify as generic? Or just like oh, I've smelled it before, so it's not really surprising me. Doesn't blow your wig?
Myke:back. Yeah, hmm, I'm going to give it an absolute, fair and honest review Ryan Same.
Myke:I'm going to be as unbiased as possible after hearing that so let's do it, okay, well, we will, but first we've got to get into that one night stand review of that fragrance. We totally remember that we just did hit the music, todd. Yeah, one night stand review, one night stand review. Well, ryan, after spending the night spraying my wu long cha all over your unchiseled body, that very same body that could not pick up a phone call earlier refused to call me back. What do you think of wu long cha? First off, let the First off. Let the record show by.
Ryan:Nishane Let the record show. He pulled up and I was here at the studio and I was actively. I was actually in the car because I didn't have the keys to the studio. I forgot them at the house and I literally am in the car researching for this very episode. So I was prepared and I didn't mean to ignore his phone calls. I didn't do it on purpose, you know anything. Prepared and I didn't mean to ignore his phone calls, I didn't do it on purpose, you know anything.
Myke:It was all an accident oh, it's no big deal, I didn't even think a second thought about it, yeah he has been so pissy before this episode started anyways. What did you think of wu long cha ryan?
Ryan:well, before I give you that, can you give me another tester strip? No, hell.
Myke:No, just because you dropped it, it's lazy fucking bump. Get down there and get it.
Ryan:Fucking hell it's underneath this piece of shit.
Myke:Good God, you think tester strips grow on trees? Yeah.
Ryan:Well, let me tell you guys about Wulan Cha. You know we definitely did some super suckage on it this last episode. There's no doubt if you heard the episode prior to this, we are honey town on wulan cha, oh yeah. But I'm here to reaffirm it even more because he worth. The other day we did, we went to town, he's right. We went to dillard's uh, we also went to sam's. We had nukes. That was nice. Yeah, double, yeah, double club baby Watching the weight.
Ryan:He wore one long chow yesterday and literally I dropped him off. What time did I drop you off at Like I don't know two or three, sure. I got back in my vehicle later that evening Could smell wool on chow. Really. Got in my vehicle today to come here. It smells like wool on ch in there. Still, he didn't spray it in my fucking car, no, I was just wearing it, you just wearing it. It literally smells like wool on my car. I am telling you guys, look, I cannot assure you that you will love the smell because it's all subjective. You could hate it. Weed on the other. I fucking love the smell. It is so citrusy tea. It's super fucking loud and I'm telling you if anybody can tell me that that's not a beast mode fragrance. I I just can't fucking believe it.
Myke:Man, that is insane and remember the friend's wife I was telling you about. That was like you gotta find this. I gave her that last. You know 10, 15 mil left in that bottle. She's obsessed with it it's incredible.
Ryan:It smells amazing. It actually kind of smells this is a weird comparison, honestly but it's like a, it's like a niche aqua dejo a little bit, because it's a little it's fresh, it's citrus, yeah, but it's like a different kind of take. I fucking love it.
Myke:I love it and it's a great fragrance I love it on me and apparently she's wearing the hell out of it. So you know it's right down the line of being unisex.
Ryan:It's definitely unisex and I would say for real, it is a certifiable buy. For me, that is a buy.
Myke:Yeah, we had a couple of Patreons write in and say I got a sample of this and I'm going to have to get a bottle.
Ryan:This thing is incredible, it's incredible, so yours is a buy as well.
Myke:Well, yeah, I just got a 100ml bottle of it.
Ryan:Okay, there's our one night stand review of Nishane's Wulan Cha. Fucking incredible. You're an idiot if you don't at least go out there and go smell it.
Myke:It's insane. You can smell it at Neiman's, can you? Yeah, if you have a larger, above average size mall nearby that has an emans marcus in it, you can go and sniff on some nishane products. Wu long chow be one of them.
Ryan:Okay, now, without further ado and with the help of anonymous at dillard's, let's put our sniffers on. Is on Lunarosa Ocean, le Parfum.
Myke:Do the honors there.
Ryan:It's in a little wrapped in a card thing. Oh, it kind of already kind of smells. It smells pretty decent, let's see.
Myke:Okay, okay, hmm, you know what? I am kind of getting the naxos resemblance, I agree. I agree that sweet sort of powdery like syrupy. Can it be powdery and syrupy? Yes it can, it's got on. When I'm smelling the duster strip it's got like this bubble gummy sweetness. It does have that bubble gummy thing going on. It's not a Naxos clone, but I get where they're saying it's got that vibe.
Ryan:It's a good smell. Yeah, I'm not going to hate it, I don't know. Give me a second with it. It's not bad, it's actually really pleasant. But it's a little similar to Natsos. It's a little similar to the other Lunarosa Ocean EDP we smelled not too long ago.
Myke:Well, I would hope so. It's a flanker and just a higher concentration.
Ryan:Yeah, I don't know. I'm not disappointed yet, I'm just literally trying to process it.
Myke:Hmm, yeah, pointed. Yet I'm just, I'm literally trying to process it. Hmm, yeah, it's. I mean, just treat me nice. Is it a kind of safe designer, hard designer? Yes, it is definitely in that vein. Okay, let me just see, if there's, I'm just gonna sniff on it just a little bit more before I really go to town on it. But it's doing something I like. Yeah, it's, hmm.
Ryan:I know this is that part where everybody's going to hate me because I'm like now this is the one time I'll shut the fuck up, I guess. But it's like I don't have anything bad to say yet, but I definitely don't have anything amazing to say about it. It does smell good. I'm just kind of indifferent right now because I really am trying to process's. It's just a little too similar a couple things, but I will say it's quite loud.
Myke:It is loud, yeah it is that which is kind of what you want. If you're buying a parfum concentration, you want there to be some power to it.
Ryan:Well, let me actually say something real quick while we're trying to digest this for a second kind of go back to the uh review. You read uh, what was her name? Prunell. So prunell had a kind of a thing he said towards the end there where he said what do you say about it not making sense? The name makes no sense.
Myke:The name, like Lunarosa Ocean, yes, which would be Italiano.
Ryan:Well, guess what, buddy you dumbass? It actually does make sense. It's a Red Moon Ocean. No, actually, and I can call him a dumbass because I too was just dumb. Just like what's his name? Prunell. Just like prunell, I was once ignorant, like you, but I was just recently in the comment section of prada's youtube channel. They have a pretty much a 10-minute documentary on this fragrance and spokesperson, jake gyllenhaal the man in the deep blue seas.
Ryan:So I didn't know this. I'm going to see if you know this, purnell. He didn't fucking know it. What a loser. Somebody in the comment section said what does this have to do with fucking fragrances? Right, and I'm kind of the same thing, like what are we doing? What does this have to do with it? Well, I'll tell you what it has to do with it. It's part of the lunarosa sailboat racing team. That's what this is based off of. Okay, well, fuck you. Then I thought I was bringing you the heat over here. Did you know that? What, what, what is that? This is the fragrance line is created because it's based off of the the racing team for what like?
Myke:what are they doing with the racing team?
Ryan:they like, they all wear it or no, like they, like it's based around that thing, like the thing, the way those guys smell when they're racing they're in the fucking ocean and all that shit racing with the sailboats, yada, yada, yada.
Ryan:But it's like a badass sailboat, like it's like technology you couldn't even imagine and I didn't know that that was a thing. It was connected to this and so the whole documentary. I'm kind of wondering why is Jake Gyllenhaal with this fucking sailboat team? But that's where the link is with this fragrance line in general, not just with Le Parfum. That's what Lunarosa Ocean was created for was kind of like, I guess. What do you want to say? Homage or what do you call it, To the team?
Myke:or whatever. Oh, okay, to the space age technological sailboat. When I think of space age technology, I immediately go sails. I mean talk about futuristic sailing.
Ryan:Hey, use sails and wind, hey literally Jay John Hall hall himself said, because they took him out on this boat and he had to do like some rigorous training to do it and all this shit he's like holy shit, how do you think to use sheets to catch wind?
Myke:what kind of space age technology is this?
Ryan:hey, he said out of his own mouth he goes. I went to go sailing and I ended up flying. He said it didn't feel like sailing because the way it glides so straight across the waters it's just like he goes. It feels like you're flying, you're going so fast, damn yeah, man. So I was like okay, now the fragrance kind of makes sense to me why it was created, what you know what it's for. But it's like obviously it doesn't smell like the ocean, and that was one the.
Myke:I think you just ripped that line right out of Titanic. Who me? No, jake Gyllenhaal. What are they saying? In Titanic, rose gets on the front and she's like I'm flying Jack. She's on the front of a boat. God, there is nothing new under the sun.
Ryan:I will say the video is a little over the top.
Myke:What's kind of funny, kind of like conor mcgregor and uh roadhouse speaking of jake gyllenhaal yes god, if you guys haven't seen that, it's on amazon prime.
Ryan:It's not great and it's not bad, kind of like this fragrance right now. And conor mcgregor actually the car stock's great. Uh, conor mcgregor is definitely like uh, they were just like just be yourself, be an asshole.
Myke:And he's like cool, I don't know. I see him in interviews. I'm like he seems like a nice enough guy. Oh, I think he is.
Ryan:But I'm just saying, like you know the part where it's like he's building up to a fight. He's like who the fuck are you?
Myke:oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's like, that's like pro wrestling. They got to make a spectacle of it, you know.
Ryan:Dude, but anyway, yeah, he's great in that movie. Jake Gyllenhaal is kind of all right. I mean, can you really replace Patrick Swayze? I don't know. But this thing which, by the way, real quick, that racing team has won some like World Cup things, whatever they want to call it, all that jazz.
Myke:Sweet Like 2021.
Ryan:You cup things whatever they want to call it. All that jazz, even like 2021. I don't think it's weird that this prada is like what? A like fashion brand, first designer, yeah, and it's like prada pirelli, by the way, prada pirelli. I don't know if there's any connection, but other than that, but they're like, they have this racing team for like sailboats. You have all this billions of dollars in the world yeah, sounds like some rich people shit.
Myke:It's like what do we want to do today? I don't know.
Ryan:Race a boat god, you would totally do it, man, I wouldn't, but you would. You think I'd race boats if product called you and got you on set with jake gyllenhaal to get on one of these fucking boats? Well, yeah, I would. Yeah, that's what I'm not saying. You would do it like it's a hobby yourself. I would have called you and got you on set with Jake Gyllenhaal to get on one of these fucking boats.
Myke:Well, yeah, I would. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You would do it like it's a hobby yourself. I probably have to fly to get there, which is something you definitely wouldn't do.
Ryan:Hell, no Hell no, no, I'd get on there. My experience is I would go to fly and I had to swim.
Myke:I mean, I don't know where you guys stand with the whole Swifties and stuff like that, but even amongst all the rumors and the shade thrown at Jake Gyllenhaal because of his relationship with Taylor Swift, whom I also loved him. They dated, yeah, they did Really. When was this?
Ryan:It was a long time ago, three albums ago or something.
Myke:Remember that song that goes we are never, ever, ever getting back together. Yeah, what's the infatuation with taylor swift? She's incredible. She's a very talented songwriter and she writes songs that people can sing along to. I mean, look, I love celine dion but I can't keep up with her. I love mariah carey and she does those runs that hit like the dog notes that only dogs can hear really you can't sing along to that like you verify this.
Ryan:She's the only songwriter on these, on these songs well, I don't know that to be true.
Myke:I mean, we're not the only people who touch the editing on this podcast. Does that mean we didn't do the podcast, ryan?
Ryan:yeah, but we're doing the hardest part of it right now.
Myke:Oh, like voicing it, yeah, creating it Kind of like a singer who would sing it.
Ryan:But it's coming straight from our head. Who's to say that she hasn't been forced to? Oh really, Like five dudes in a room wrote the lyrics with her.
Myke:You didn't watch a 10-minute thing to completely butcher the fact that it's a racing team and I didn't completely just pull up a review and read that.
Ryan:And we're not about to pull up some notes and read those look guys, if mike calls you, you better fucking answer because he's gonna live in this zone, that he's in for the next like day or two possibly I doubt it.
Myke:I've got ice cream to get later.
Ryan:I'll be a happy boy but well, let's get into the price and trend of this and see if it makes you happier. Let's do it. The price 175 dollars. They're putting elixir price on this, okay, does that? Does that do anything for you?
Myke:no, that's a parfum price. I mean, that's what I paid for brad, a chanel's parfum um, the trend.
Ryan:It's only been active for like what? Six days. It barely had a peak, and it's, and it's down there, guys, down there, with the Titanic.
Myke:Get ready Once this episode drops, interest will peak.
Ryan:Yeah, I'm going to say this I don't understand that price point and I think somebody said in one of the comments on Fragrantica they were just like hey, does anybody remember when designer prices were just?
Myke:like $100? $100, yeah, some still are, but you're not going to get a parfum for that. You may get an EDT, I don't know, I think it's all corporate greed.
Ryan:That's all I can think. We just went to Sam's the other day. Mike goes hey, remember those box of 10 drinks we used to buy for 12 bucks? They're $24 now. I'm like fuck yeah now like fuck yeah, fucking ridiculous, crazy man. I will say this now my skin feels it smells better, a lot better actually, and I don't like the tester strip one bit.
Myke:I mean really, you gotta, you can't like one over the other. It has to be a combined thing. We need to average out the mean of this well then it would be completely average.
Ryan:And and it leads me to this going because I kind of know maybe you know something as well, but who do you think is wearing something like this?
Myke:I think he's an ex-UFC fighter who's been hired to clean up a nefarious gang of ruffians that keep showing themselves to a locally owned bar and grill the plot of this is so stupid go ahead and, uh, he's got to keep his wits about him. He's's also got to smell good, and he was paid to wear it, right.
Ryan:I don't know. Would you have to be paid to wear this, mike, or could you wear it on your own, unsolicited by a dump truck of money being dumped all over your lawn?
Myke:Well, I'm not going to quite get into my skip it, sample it or buy it just yet, but what I will say is it is leaning hard into that safe designer. And where do we go from here, ryan? Because I feel like we're going to pick up designer fragrances. They're going to smell like designer fragrances, and so are we just not going to love designer fragrances anymore.
Ryan:No, I just feel like the ones we have picked up recently are just not great. They're just not, they're just Money grabs. They're just money grabs. If I'm just being real, I mean, look, it's an opinion, it's not a fact, but it's what it feels like. It's exactly what it feels like.
Myke:Here's what I will say If you love when we go to skip it, sample it, buy it. Then you'll love when we go to skip it, Sample it.
Ryan:Or buy it. What are you going to do, Mike?
Myke:Well, if you love Lunarosa Ocean, then I think you'll love this. I think this is a good rendition of the Parfum. This is what the Parfum should smell like if you love Lunarosa Ocean.
Ryan:Which one, the EDT or EDP, because I actually do like the EDP quite a bit and I feel like I like it more than this one actually.
Myke:I feel like this is right, along with the EDP, okay, yeah, so if you like that, depending on the price differences, I can't really promise you that there's going to be more projection and performance out of this than the EDP, I don't know. But if you're just looking to spend more money, so you have another different, beautiful bottle because, let's be honest, the red shade on this does look pretty sweet. When we saw it in person, I was like, yeah, I actually do like the bottle. The bottle looks nice. That being said, that's for you okay. For me it's a skip, just because it's really not doing anything brand new for me. Don't get me wrong. Lunarosa Carbon will be top five for life, absolutely. It will show up in there time and time again.
Ryan:Right now on my shelf there is 350 mil of that bad boy, yeah god dude, it feels very office, safe and like it's half naxos, half ocean, edp, half curve for men it's like or like a ysl elixir yeah, it's a little too soft for me and I mean, I do get the purpose.
Ryan:I look he's right. If you like the edp of luna rosa ocean, because it does smell similar to that one. It has a kind of a bubble gum vibe in the beginning a little bit, not as like like lamaze, you know ultramar, whatever, but god it just. We're chasing the dragon over here, dude. Yeah, we're trying to find real shit. You know what I'm saying. I get it and so like when I smell and I don't think it's just designer, because we've smelled stuff from high end so I'm like what the fuck? And they're asking 700 bucks for this.
Myke:Yeah, that's true. I mean, it's not just if it's niche we're going to buy it. That's not the truth either, Absolutely not. But I do think for us, for a designer fragrance, for us to say, yeah, go buy it. Unless it's just a hellacious deal on a designer or on a discount website to where you can go, yeah, I can totally spend the money on this, yeah, I want this. But as something you're, it's a brand new release, you got to go pay top dollar for it, you know in it.
Ryan:You know, in good conscience, I don't think that I would recommend it right now. No, I would not recommend it. I couldn't. I couldn't do it. It's not bad, though we have to admit it's not bad. It smells good, but you smelled it five other times, or?
Myke:ways. Yeah, I would just recommend, if you really like this and haven't tried, ysly edp that you can find on discounters for hella cheap yeah to try that, because is it exactly the same? No, but it's very similar and it's really nice and it's at a really good price there. Oh god, here come the flood of emails calling us niche snobs I promise you it's not that.
Ryan:Look, we got that cool water shit and I fucking love it, oh yeah how much? Was that motherfucker?
Myke:uh, less than 20 bucks that shit.
Ryan:It kicks the door down on this prada, luna, rosa, ocean, la parfum, and then it just beats the hell out of it in a corner. Yeah, it's a different genre, though, I know. Oh, yeah, this is qualified as a fougere. I was gonna look that up. Okay, it's been a while. Somebody remind what is a fougere, do you kind of know? Because I still don't know. No, I don't know. You know, that's a testament to this, right?
Myke:Yeah, it's like we've done almost 300 episodes now, god, if I was thinking fougere I'm probably wrong on this because we've never really done the research, but I would have said oh uh, cool water is a fougere. You know, I just think of like masculine, you know, but I don't know, does it have to be heavy and lavender or some shit to be a fougere? I don't know.
Ryan:I'm looking up cool water right now just to see, uh, they just call it aromatic aquatic fragrance. Oh okay, but I mean it. I don't know what the fuck is a fougere. I'm looking this up, I gotta know. You know what's crazy is? We've looked this up in the past.
Myke:The lines blur with designer fragrances, because they all fit so closely together.
Ryan:A fougere is one of the main olfactive families of perfumes. The name comes from the French language word for fern.
Myke:Oh, so it's kind of green it's supposed to be green it says made with a blend of fragrances.
Ryan:Top notes are sweet, with scent of lavender flowers. Okay, oh, maybe I did hear the lavender thing has like oat moss, which just does have like. Oh, it has like four fragrances or four notes and one of them was like lemon and oat moss or whatever. But I guess I kind of get that. But it's like I don't know, dude, I don't know either. Dude, this is the part that I think me and you both hate because, good or bad, we want something to like punch us, right, we want to feel again. We're like over here, like we're, like, you know, pinching our bodies and stuff all the time, right, trying to like feel that first, like really badass Aventus smell we ever smelled.
Myke:Yeah, because here's the thing If you've bought a designer fragrance in the last 10 years, you probably have something close to what this smells like, and that becomes the issue. It's not that we're trying to hate on these, but if we're going to recommend something that you need to go out of your way to smell. Yeah, which we've mentioned, like Wu Long Cha. You know we're never saying blind, buy anything. How much was your Wu Long Cha After shipping and everything? 130 bucks for 100 mil.
Ryan:Okay, put these side by side. What is it? Not even close.
Myke:It's an ass kicking right. Oh, it's like Jake Gyllenhaal taking on those four biker guys just slapping them, slapping them in the face and saying, oh, did I just slap you? Oh, I'm so sorry, did he do?
Ryan:that in the movie.
Myke:Yeah, it's like his first fight outside the roadhouse. And he's like, uh, is there a hospital nearby? Because I'm totally about to stomp a mud hole in every single one of your asses, but then I'll drive you to the hospital. And then he commenced to slap, fighting all of them.
Ryan:He's like, hey, I broke that guy's arm over there and the freaking thing like that doesn't get you arrested for like assaulting people. Oh man, this fucking sucks man. Not the fragrance, just the overall. We come in here, yeah, we come in here excited. We're always ready for like the new stuff. And this fucking sucks man, not the fragrance, just the overall, the experience. Yeah, we come in here excited, we're always ready for the new stuff. I'm just going to be a little transparent. Look, we see Gentsense, he's the first one to drop it. By the way, his review of this has literally gotten 40,000 more views than Prada's video documenting this fucking fragrance.
Myke:Wow, and they spent like probably a hundred thousand dollars on that at least. Oh, just to film it, yeah, and uh, ashton probably spent 10 minutes and ten dollars making his, but yeah, it's like we see it.
Ryan:We know you not just you guys, but the other fragrance people out there in the world. They want us to smell the new releases. In fact, I was going to tell you I think we should start doing like an episode where we go over new releases that are about to come out to see if there's any that we are interested in or maybe the audience would want us to smell.
Myke:Oh, that's a good thought. Wow, You're contributing.
Ryan:Ryan, I'm trying, since I didn't answer your phone this morning. I thought this would be Robert DeJoy, don't?
Myke:remind me I was just starting to get into a good mood.
Ryan:You, son of a. But no, you know. So we're like. I was telling him. I was like dude, let's go get this fragrance so we can get it out quick and do something about it. And sure enough, we're excited. We made a trip out of it. We ate nukes.
Myke:That it we ate nukes. That was cool. That was a better experience than this.
Ryan:I want to try this because we just got a new recording thing and, uh, I just want to try this again.
Myke:You, son of a, whatever you we'll never use that, by the way. I mean, I know we have listeners that have wrote emails begging us to censor ourselves. Our worst review is that yeah, like, why do you have to cuss?
Ryan:look, guys, it really is disappointing to us because we're on the journey with you and we know you guys are on the journey with us. We're chasing, chasing new animals, we're wanting to discover better things. We want our minds to be blown and again it can be in the wrong direction. Look, this thing could have smelled like somebody's ass crack. At least it would have been defining, right. Yeah, when they're middle of the road, it just hey, it just pisses me, right off.
Myke:Oh man, yeah me off. Oh man, yeah me too. Ryan, it does, man, just because you know every episode we want to give you guys something to enjoy, and when the fragrance kind of falls flat it kind of bums us out a little bit, and then that doesn't make for the best episode for you I don't know how the other guys out there they're in this community.
Ryan:I don't know how the other guys out there that are in this community. I don't know how they just talk so positive all the time about stuff like this.
Myke:Well, after they're depositing the check from the last video they did. Yeah, yeah, it was probably like, oh boy, I'm excited to release this new one, guys.
Ryan:Hey, should we sell out?
Myke:Write us at theclonepodcasts at gmailcom Is hey, should we sell out?
Ryan:Write us at theclonepodcasts at gmailcom.
Myke:Is it time to sell out?
Ryan:Okay, guys, we love you very much. Thank you to the Patreons. One of you guys about to get this other sample. I'm sorry, hell, we may just give them both of them, I don't know.
Myke:Yeah, there's still a little bit left in this one too.
Ryan:You're going to get to how many?
Myke:MLs is that? Well, it's probably one in the one we just used, and then you probably got three in the full one. Just give them all of it. Oh, like both, send both to one person. Yeah yeah, you'll get a good wearing that way.
Ryan:Okay, thank you, guys, so much. You know what to do. Find us on your favorite streaming platforms.
Myke:Yeah, leave us a review. That really helps. If you could give us a five star review, tell us that you love us and to keep us from crying at night and until next time, spray it up y'all.