#306 - Mefisto by Xerjoff: Myke and Ryan Can't Agree

Can colors have distinct smells? We explore this intriguing question with a side of laughter as we embark on a whimsical fragrance journey. Ever wondered what "blue" smells like? From nostalgic college stories to the fine art of crafting mixed CDs, our discussion meanders into the world of scents with a humorous twist. Lamar Noir by Kajal makes an unexpected cameo as a powerhouse fragrance with beastly longevity, definitely not for the faint-hearted. And yes, we’re giving away a juicy bottle of Mefisto, so stick around!

Transcript

Intro

Ryan 0:03

hello , ladies and gentlemen , welcome to the clone podcast I'm mike , I'm ryan .

Myke 0:08

We're two best friends . We're going on a fragrance journey , smelling fragrances from daveski one and giving you our uneducated opinion on it . You better believe it . Today is a big juicy bottle , big juicy bottle , a jersey , that's right , zirj off . 100 mil bottle of mephisto I think that's how it's pronounced . Yeah , you're gonna have to forgive us , but yeah , this bad boy's going out to a patreon . We're gonna announce that later here , in a little bit . Yes , we're not gonna announce it right now . I didn't plan on that . So you know , ryan , cut me off . Just know , ryan , I'm playing on it . Okay , I did plan on telling you what william corey on frank grantick has to say , though . Okay , this is how a purple colored wet wipe would smell . What ? The violet is beautiful , but everything is overshadowed by the powder .

Ryan 1:05

Is there a purple colored wet wipe ? What the fuck is that ? I don't know . Hold on , I got to look that up . I got to see what the fuck . What was his name ? Willem or something ?

Myke 1:13

No , I think he's just saying that because violet , like the color violet , you know . That kind of makes me want to ask the question though Do you believe in ? Like colors have a smell ?

Ryan 1:25

I don't think I'm that person .

Myke 1:27

Now , you know , some people are like I'm smelling orange yeah , I don't .

Ryan 1:32

I don't know , dude , I don't know . I don't want to judge anybody , but I don't get that kind of uh , I mean , do I associate orange to smell like an orange ? Yeah , because I used to have , you know , scented markers when I was a kid . Yeah , other than that , I don't . I don't think so . No , okay you think people really do , though , like do you believe that ?

Myke 1:51

I think certain people think that I don't . I haven't been like you know . I mean , if we smell pine or you know coniferous type scents , yeah , I would go . Yeah , I understand why people will say this is like green , like herbal . Oh , this smells kind of green . I get that . I've never understood the blue fragrances , though .

Ryan 2:10

When they say blue , huh I do , it's I , I get it . I mean not in the sense of like colors and stuff , but I mean I get like fresh , clean out the shower vibe . I always kind of understand that you think that's why they call it blue . That's what I get , at least yeah , I just assumed , man .

Myke 2:28

Apparently I'm wrong in this . I just assume they call it blue , because blue is like the standard favorite color that most people have , so like a widely adopted fragrance would be like the equivalent if it isn't that , that's uh , that's honestly a pretty interesting take .

Ryan 2:44

that's , uh , a pretty interesting take . It's convoluted to me , but at the same time it's also kind of genius there . Are you too smart for your own good , maybe , so Are you an idiot savant ?

Myke 3:02

It's like I wonder why I was going to college in the eighth grade .

Ryan 3:05

Just kidding guys .

Myke 3:05

Trust me , he's really kidding . Hey , I did take vocational college classes in high school , though that's cool , and in the state I was in , they would actually just have you go to the college . That's cool , yeah . So I was like sitting in college classes with college girls trying to be , you know , cool .

Ryan 3:24

I bet you were freaking stud muffin I was making mixed CDs for girls and stuff .

Myke 3:30

This one girl was kind of into me and then when she found out I was a high schooler , that kind of ruined it .

Ryan 3:38

I'm sorry , wow . Well , on to today's episode and not your pathetic love life from your high school days . Yeah , you know , before we get into this , though , we got to do a one night stand review of that beautiful fragrance . I should actually say that very strong but beautiful fragrance , yes . Lamar Noir by Kajal .

Myke 4:05

Hit

One Night Stand Review: Lamar Noir

Myke 4:06

the music Todd yeah , One night stand review .

Ryan 4:14

Yeah , yeah , laying in bed with Kajal hanging out , smelling that strong ass , leather , smoky , sweet undertone Rosie , yeah , as Lacey put it , dark and moody fragrance . What do you have to say about it ?

Myke 4:38

You're getting your money's worth . If there's ever been a fragrance you are getting your money's worth out of , it's that one , because at one point it made me question whether or not I'd taken a shower and I had , but I was like it's still so strong on my hand . Yeah , I was like I did I shower I can't remember and then I remembered that I took a shower at night and in the morning and it was still on my hand . I could smell it for two days straight .

Ryan 5:03

He is not lying , it is strong . We actually had I hadn't even responded to it yet , sorry , dakota we actually had one of our listeners and Patreon write in going God , if it would only be two or three sprays for you , that thing's got to be crazy . And I'm telling you , I'm dead serious . It is . I say not for the faint of heart , not in a bad way , it's just like you better be prepared . It's fucking loud . You will get your money's worth if you want Beast Mode , if you want something that lasts forever and if you love how it smells you've got a winner .

Myke 5:33

Yeah , it's unmatched . I can't think of another fragrance other than Kajal 4 that is this loud , insanely loud , it's no bullshit .

Ryan 5:46

Kind of going back to when we skip it , sample it , buy it . It's still right now a hard sample to a possible buy because it smells really good . It's really unique . I get more when lacy was putting in my head like I do get this dark moody and I feel like to me that might lean more feminine .

Myke 6:00

I don't know yeah , I don't know , I think the name is perfect . It is perfect the noir name because it is that . You know that's . That's kind of funny , because lacy probably wasn't thinking film noir , yeah , but it is . When I think of film noir , god , this is perfectly named fragrance because I think of it's dark , right , it's typically black and white , it's smoky . There's always that femme fatale in it , right ? Yeah , so it's like this lady that's luring in the freaking moron that's going to save the day . In quotation marks , this is , yeah , it's .

Myke 6:38

You know , they made a video for it where it's like the Lamar bottle . You know they made a video for it where it's like the Lamar bottle and then it's like being dipped into this like dark ocean of , like resin and tar , and it's just like engulfing it and swallowing it up . And that is the fragrance , like . The visualization of that is that it's this Lamar core that's been engulfed by the dark resins of like a smoky wood and leather . Oh yeah , it's wild man , it's a lot of fun . I'm really proud of that fragrance for them . I think it was just an incredible release and I am adamant about you . Guys really need to try it , you need to sample it , you need to see if it's something in your wheelhouse , because if it is , it's a hellacious fragrance at a good price . Because you're gonna , you'll probably have that bottle for forever .

Ryan 7:27

Yeah , I don't know if I'd ever run out of it . I'm being and that's crazy coming from me , yeah because you just you don't need a lot .

Myke 7:35

It is they've set the bar for what an intense fragrance should smell like badass all right , now let's get on to today's episode .

Ryan 7:45

I've been excited to smell this . I've already apologized , david , I'm sorry it took so long , sent you a little video , but we're getting to it and we told you somewhere along this episode we're going to announce the winner of this .

Myke 7:58

If you're not a patreon , go be a patreon right , yeah , you could have gotten this bottle plus a kajal decant . He's also going to get a Kajal decant in with the box of this . It's going to be a party , a huge party . It's going to feel like some special holiday occasion . Maybe it's Christmas , maybe it's top secret turkey , you never know . You're getting a gift in the mail you didn't even know you were going to get .

Ryan 8:24

Don't let us sit here and preach like we're freaking amazing , because this would not have happened if it was not for DaveSki1 , who pretty much leaves a comment on every goddamn Spotify episode . He sent this . It wasn't his jam , he's not a Patreon , but he wanted somebody in the Patreon to be able to get this , and that's what we're going to do .

Myke 8:42

We're passing the savings on to you guys , and the cool thing is , sometimes we send these bottles out to Patreons and they go I got it , I received it , I wore it . It wasn't for me Post up in , you know first person to respond to this . I'm going to mail it to you my own expense and they just , they just keep passing on to the next , on to the next .

Ryan 9:04

Look , sharing the wealth . This is the very last thing I'm saying about the patreon . Say it , but that right there . This is why I'm going to preach it . The community , it's gotten big enough . It is so real full of some of the best people that I that we've ever met , and they do shit just like that yeah , you're not allowed to be a patron if you're a jerk there is some truth to that , actually .

Ryan 9:26

Thankfully , we haven't had to exercise that right . Okay , let's get into today's episode Zerjoff's Cosmoradi Mephisto let's fist it

Scent of the Day: Mefisto

Ryan 9:37

up . Yeah , let's Fuck .

Myke 9:46

That's a full presentation . By the way , Love the bottle it's the box . The bottle it's got .

Ryan 9:52

the tassel , it's got everything , by the way , before we spray this . What do you think it's gonna smell ? Like just a blue fragrance it's because it's blue .

Myke 9:58

It's a blue bottle , but you know , our partner over at fragrantica seems to think it's a purple baby wipe . Does it smell like an aromatic barbershop fougere ? Ooh , in the air it smells freaking amazing .

Ryan 10:16

It does smell amazing , and it reminds me of something that I've smelled before , something maybe from the 90s or so , I don't know .

Myke 10:25

Huh , I'd be shocked if this doesn't have tea in it , because it kind of reminds me of Wu Long Cha a little bit .

Ryan 10:30

Yeah , you know what's weird ? I mean , thankfully you didn't say this or find somebody's review that said this , but so many people were saying Silver Mountain Water by Creed . Oh , that's right , I did read that . Do you get that shit ? Because I don't get it .

Ryan 10:51

I couldn couldn't tell you what silver mountain water smells like . I don't remember smelling like this , yeah , but I did see a lot of people were saying this was a clone of that . Hmm , interesting , allegedly . I don't know how to explain this , other than it kind of reminds me if you took candies for men and , like I don't know , fucking gave it crack to smoke and so it's like running out of control , like somebody on pcp this is pretty crazy .

Myke 11:08

All right , I think we need to stop comparing it to other fragrances and just explain it .

Ryan 11:12

To me it smells like if fresh cut grass was eating a lime , I'd almost say like a fresh bell of hay is doing that . No , really , no , I , oh you know what ? No , no , no , you . No , you're right , it's not quite there in the grass , but it's close , yeah .

Myke 11:28

I mean , grass is just a season of growth , away from being a ballet .

Ryan 11:34

I mean I'll say this I think it's that , I think it's a little subtle , Like maybe you took those fresh grass clippings and then you made a tea out of it .

Myke 11:42

Yeah , I would say that . Yeah , you get a . I think you take you know a handful of grass and you just squeeze a lime out on it , yeah , and then you just throw that in water and blend it up .

Ryan 11:56

I am so sorry guys . I really am . I just think about it . Sometimes People that listen to us come from channels and they're just like you know , the hoity-toity stuff it's out there . I am really liking this , though . I fucking love it . Wow , that is . It is not as bad as I feel , like all the comments made it .

Myke 12:19

Those negative reviews kind of had me wondering . But this is nice . There's almost like a minty sort of bite to it . I don't know if it's minty or if it feels kind of like the pine needle action in there .

Ryan 12:35

Actually , they don't smell that much different , apart from the tester strip and the skin . To me , yeah , I think you're right .

Myke 12:41

Maybe there's a little bit more on the tester strip that I can pick up .

Ryan 12:45

I think I can see where people kind of get a little annoyed with this a little bit Starting to hit me .

Myke 12:49

Well , but yeah , we're sniffing the hell out of it . If I sprayed this on , I wouldn't be like overwhelmed by it . It's nice , it's fresh , it's reminding me a little .

Ryan 12:57

I'm going to shut up . I'm going to stop . Why Let this seep ?

Myke 13:02

Should we in future episodes ? Should we come into the studio ? Should we start an episode , spray it on and then should we just wear it for a while ? Press pause on the recorder . Oh God , go out for a while Freaking . Do some one-arm push-ups with Jeremy Fragrance . Come back later .

Ryan 13:23

I don't know , but I'm starting to not like it . I see what it's doing . Okay , tell me , this little bitch was trying to be sneaky , uh-oh .

Myke 13:35

I see what it's doing . Nobody likes a sneaky bitch . I mean , it does still smell good .

Ryan 13:42

Okay , what's the problem ? The problem is like there's this weird . It has to do with that kind of grassy smell , but it's like almost chemical and it's almost like I don't know what the word would be for but it's non-stop , it's so linear , and so my brain is already kind of halfway getting a headache from it I mean again , we're huffing the hell out of this thing .

Ryan 14:04

I know , but I huff the hell out of a lot of things and they don't do this . I mean , I'm being real as far as , like it's already quickly , there's a couple of fragrances like this the bottle of wool that you gave me from Commodity , commodity , that and there's another one kind of similar to that . They start to give me this headache because there's like this I don't know how to explain it . It's like this scent profile like pierces my like brain and it like just will not stop . I don't , it doesn't move , it's just there , and so it kind of gets nauseating and gives me a headache .

Ryan 14:36

I'm kind of surprised on that it's like part of me can't tell you that it does smell good , but there's this part of me that it is giving me a headache . So I'm I'm not liking that . I don't know . I'm dead seriously , seriously giving me a headache right now , but it doesn't smell bad . No , I like it . Like I tell you right now , I don't think the commodity wolf urine smelled good . I don't think it smelled good . No , no , it didn't . But this , this does smell good , but there's some something in that mix that's giving me a fucking headache . Maybe we should go over the notes . Let's see what's in it . Maybe there's something there that I've read before that just fucking strikes a chord with me .

Myke 15:15

This does smell familiar . Right , we've smelled something .

Ryan 15:18

I don't know what it is , but yeah . It's starting to smell a little cheap on my hand . Sorry , David , that you sent this . I'm saying that's cheap , but you didn't like it either ?

Myke 15:26

Yeah , you didn't like it either .

Ryan 15:27

Buddy Top notes . I don't even know if I got this . Grapefruit , bergamot , amalfi , lemon , lavender , iris , rose . Those are the middle notes . Did you get any of those ? You sense any of that ? Not yet ? Keep going .

Myke 15:48

Base notes are musk , sandalwood , virginia , cedar and amber . Okay , so I'm definitely whenever I was like , oh , it smells like pine needle type . Maybe that's the cedar in there .

Ryan 15:53

Ish yeah , yeah , I don't know other than that , though . I mean , I do get citrus . I think maybe it's the bergamot . I get what you're saying , the lime and grassy kind of sense on it , but it's , and it doesn't smell bad and it's nice and fresh . Yeah , yeah , it feels it's nice and fresh .

Myke 16:07

Yeah , yeah , it feels a little minty . Was there mint in there ? No , there was no mint , but it does . Yeah , it does have a little minty vibe . It is , you know , grass , mint , lemon or lime Very sharp , very sharp , not a sweet citrus a sharp citrus Very yes .

Myke 16:28

I very . Yes , I don't think you mean bitter or anything either too . No , no , I just mean you know . You know the difference between a lemon and lime . Lemon has a little bit more , you know , sweetness to it . That lime , she sharp man , I still like it , I think it's fresh . But I gotta know what's the price and popularity on this bad boy .

Price and Popularity

Ryan 16:53

Well , I could not find a price on Zerjoff's thing , for I'm on their website right now . Let me just double check because I don't want to lie to anybody . God , I don't know what the fucking marketing is for this yeah that is strange it is . I'm not even going to lie to anybody , god , I don't know what the fucking marketing is for this . Yeah , that is strange , it is . I'm not even going to try to describe it it looks like if Marie Antoinette had a brother . I'm serious , you see . That's why I'm laughing .

Myke 17:23

Yeah , pretty dead on . And instead of being about some cake , he's about some Mephisto . Yeah .

Ryan 17:30

Pretty dead on , and instead of , you know , being about some cake , he's about some Mephisto . Yeah , what is this freaking ? I don't know . Yeah , this is the weirdest shit . I don't , I don't fucking know .

Myke 17:42

Zerjoff , you're confusing me yeah , go home , you're drunk .

Ryan 17:50

By the way , we work in marketing , so holler at us .

Myke 17:56

Yeah , we wouldn't have set you up with Mark Antoinette or whatever .

Ryan 18:01

All right . So if I click on Zerjoff's website , though , has it been discontinued or something , because I can't even find it Okay here it is . So for 100 ml you're looking at about 270 pounds or euros , so that's about 300 bucks for 100 ml .

Myke 18:18

Yeah , it's not terrible , but I mean it's starting to get towards too hefty of a price tag For me . Already I feel like it is too hefty of a price tag For me already I feel like it is . I think we've kind of talked about that limit being 100 mil , about $275 to $300 . That's kind of where I'm at . If you start pushing past that you got to really justify it you get over $400 , it's just a solid no , yeah , I'm with you .

Ryan 18:41

Fragrance net . You can get it there . Yeah , gray market $182 .

Myke 18:47

Okay , you know I like it . I'm really kind of digging this . This feels right in kind of my wheelhouse , oh dude this is right up your arsehole .

Ryan 18:55

I promise you , this does smell like something you would wear .

Myke 18:58

Yeah , it's like a soapy clean citrus .

Ryan 19:01

Yeah , and I didn't give you the popular . I'm going to give you that . And , by the way , this came out in 2009, . Apparently , 4.23 out of 5 , 3,000 votes Pretty high , pretty high Popular . Some would say . Isn't that funny that the vote is popular , but a lot of the comments were negative . True , isn't that kind of weird , hmm .

Myke 19:21

I think just the negative souls out there are just louder . They got something to say . They want to say it . People who like it are just like I like this . It's typically how things roll in life , by the way People go . Yeah , I like that . The people who hate it are like let me stop you for a second , I've got things to say . Why don't you answer this , zerjoff , huh .

Ryan 19:53

If God doesn't exist , then tell me what ? Yeah , um , I will say this god , I am dead serious , throbbing fucking headache right now . Really , I swear to god , and you think it's induced by this at 100 because I've had a similar scent profile . Do that , yeah , I think I think it's this dude , I really really do . I will say this the tester strip is actually doing a little rosemary thing for me . Oh , let me try to . God damn , he's like a fucking basset now . Oh yeah .

Myke 20:19

Just whiff that out really quick , do you kind of get a little rosemary ? I mean , it's faint , it is . That is a stretch . Okay , it is a strong stretch .

Ryan 20:30

Okay , it's a strong stretch . Okay , who's wearing it ? Real talk , who would wear this fragrance ? Because I feel like it's a little .

Myke 20:39

I think it's a mature , clean citrus . I think it's 30s and up . Yeah , I'm with you . I think it's masculine , yeah , which is shocking because people were throwing a fit over the violet situation , and I feel like this is , and maybe I'm wrong in this , maybe I was thinking violet was supposed to be very floral , but I think , um , that and lavender show up in a lot of like the barbershoppy fougeres , as they say , which I guess is just another word for a barbershop type fragrance .

Ryan 21:08

You know , only thing I'll disagree with is that I don't think that this is masculine . I think it's pretty unisex . Really , I disagree , but ironically enough , this is just . This is not unisex , this is for men .

Myke 21:21

You're damn right , it is Ladies . You're not allowed to wear this . It's just for the boys .

Ryan 21:29

I want to read the pros and cons actually really quick . Oh , great , suitable for spring summer season , I agree . Absolutely Clean and fresh scent Thanks to bergamot , grapefruit , amalfi lemon . Yeah , I guess there you go . Thank you Italia . Refined and well blended . I don't know it's giving me a fucking headache . I don't know it's going to be a fucking headache . I don't know about that . Cons Higher price point compared to other Agreed . Similar to Creed Silver Mountain Water Disagree . Blind buying may not work well for everyone . Absolutely agree with that .

Myke 21:57

Well , that's every single fragrance ever by the way . You'll never hear us say unless it's a fragrance that we come out with at some point . You're never going to hear us say blind buy worthy you'd sell out huh for us .

Ryan 22:12

You'd say , oh , it's an absolute fucking buy , don't even sample .

Myke 22:16

Yeah , there's been a couple of times , but I would just say that we're so stingy with those that you could probably trust us like I would go like luna rosa , carbon blind , buy , absolutely . Yeah . So you find that for 70 bucks buy , you know , 150 mil . You're a fucking idiot if you don't that sort of thing . It's not that we'll never say it , but we would rarely . I mean rarely . Probably three times in 300 episodes will we ever say it .

Ryan 22:44

Yeah , I agree , someone's gonna know the stat on that and be like actually you said it seven times out of 305 episodes there's been some times , guys , that y'all have shocked me on what you know about our past episodes , because mike will tell you we make an episode , we're on to the next one , right ?

Myke 23:02

it's hard to go back and think about some of these episodes it's crazy after 300 of them you know , at some point , we , we're going to have to like create a spreadsheet so we even know if we've done a fragrance or not . Yeah , because sometimes I'll be looking and I'll go did we smell this already ? We'll have to like check the , you know , like the Spotify . Do we have an episode on this already ? Because because , yeah , uh , are you gonna skip it , sample it or buy it ? What are you gonna do

Skip it, Sample it, or Buy it?

Myke 23:31

, ryan ?

Ryan 23:34

mike has perfected the deep voice thing .

Myke 23:38

Yeah , sometimes I wonder , is it like is this gonna be a competition ? Yeah , who can get ?

Ryan 23:43

lower .

Myke 23:44

Before you know it , it's like , yeah , we're in like Gregorian chants . It's our fucking like Fucking bird dance shit over here . Yeah , we'd be sounding like Count Orlok , what was that ? What's the guy's name ? That's Fratto . Well , yeah , but who played him ? Skarsgård ?

Ryan 24:07

Bill Skarsgård Bill .

Myke 24:07

Skarsgård . He like talks really deep , like this , the language of my forefathers yeah , guys , I have to put up with that all fucking day .

Ryan 24:20

And right now , my head . I'm literally having to rub my temples in a circular motion because my head is fucking throbbing .

Myke 24:29

You're like this . You're like the gas man over there . I'm like , uh , when you're the most annoying sound in the world . Exactly how do these guys know I got gas ?

Ryan 24:41

free port bastards don't know that movie . I feel for you , yeah , yeah , I gotta stop smelling it . Um , wow , this is an easy fucking skip . Shocked Dude , I'm going to need fucking Excedrin , the Tylenol and Advil mix . Yeah , this shit's killing me .

Myke 24:56

I hit that Tylenol-Multrin combo every once in a while God damn , it's a skip .

Ryan 25:02

I can't even elaborate . It's a skip . It's giving me a massive fucking headache . It smells good . There's probably some people out there that like this Not my jam and the headache is fucking killing me , wow .

Myke 25:12

Shocked , appalled , by your answer , because I feel like this is a strong , strong sample for me . This is not the time of year for this fragrance . I don't believe , even here in Texas , where we're still getting 60 , 70 degree days . Yeah , but I really like it . I want to take this bad boy to town and just see what he has to say .

Ryan 25:35

David , are you trying to fucking kill me with this fragrance ? Come on , daveski , good Lord . No , I'm kidding Again . Thank you , david , for sending this . That was really nice of you , and one lucky Patreon is going to enjoy this .

Myke 25:48

Yeah , I mean mean , look , that's a very generous thing to do , absolutely , and you're not even a patreon , so you're not even , you know , securing chances to get a bottle in return .

Ryan 26:01

it's just off of his own kind heart , very kind individual , uh , so thank you , and let's go ahead and announce who the winner is . They're a patreon member . That's how we do things drum roll , please I'm going to tell mom , that's .

Myke 26:19

That's the guy's name on patreon is . I'm gonna tell mom yes , sir , you're getting some .

Ryan 26:25

So look in the mail you . You're going to get a bottle , a full bottle , a full jersey bottle , and you're also going to get this lovely travel atomizer of Kajal Lamar Noir .

Myke 26:36

If you guys are worried about us knowing your real names , you actually can create whatever name you want on Patreon . We've got people who are named Cryin' Ryan , sergeant Buttcheeks and , you know , jonathan Bleep and Andrew Bleep . Yeah , we got Bilbo's now . Yeah , you can be whoever you want to be . You know , this is like the metaverse .

Ryan 27:00

Speaking of that kind of thing , to tell you a quick story before we get out of here any of you guys out there listening to this show that play a game called Marvel Rivals oh , Ryan's obsessed with this game right now . I can't help it . I spend at least an hour a day on it . I'm trying to calm down my numbers here . Do you want to tell them your name ? Yeah , I'm going to tell them . Okay , Because I play with Snazzy Snazzy's in Florida , but we link up on you guys stay connected .

Ryan 27:29

Yeah , in florida , but you know , we , yeah , we link up on you guys , stay connected . Yeah , he plays on pc , I play on playstation and he helped me create my name . Yeah , and I play . Speaking of , you can just change your name to whatever . Yeah , I play is it's spelled like you h-u-g , h-u-g . Oh god , actually I can't say this because then I might get crazy people fucking messaging me non-stop .

Ryan 27:47

Oh , you can't , I can't fuck not that you guys are crazy , I'm just saying like I don't need to be on my playstation like get 100 messages a fucking an hour .

Myke 27:55

That's right , yeah , but maybe you can share it with the patreons , because it's a smaller group in there . Yeah , I may do that . You can't just pump it out to thousands of people .

Ryan 28:03

But it's a funny ass name and it's a nice play on words .

Myke 28:09

Yeah , ryan told me and I nearly threw up from laughing so hard . It's so childish , yeah .

Ryan 28:18

All right , that's today's episode . We're getting the hell out of here . We love you guys . Thank you again to Dave Ski One for sending this Seriously . Thank you , I know you're not trying to kill me . Definitely trying to make me happy . Yeah , you got Mike over here freaking pleaded up Dude . What do they call it A rise in the ? What did you call it the other day ? Huh , never mind A rise in the what Front of the pants or something I don't know .

Myke 28:46

Oh , we have a client that says that he gets hard in the front of the pants or something I don't know . Oh , we have a client that says that he gets hard in the front of his pants . We make videos for him .

Ryan 28:57

And until next time , spray it up y'all .