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#315 - Acqua Di Gio Elixir: Ryan Lost His Mind

• Myke & Ryan • Season 6 • Episode 315

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When a fragrance line has been part of your identity for years, a new release can feel like reuniting with an old friend. But what happens when that reunion goes horribly wrong? 

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Myke:

hello everybody, welcome to the cologne podcast I'm mike and I'm ryan and we're two best friends. We're going on a fragrance journey, giving you fragrance opinions that are highly uneducated hell.

Ryan:

Yeah, you know why we're so goddamn hype is because today, you know me, your boy, it's in my top three, it's probably my top two and maybe my top one. Come on, yeah, it's a new Aqua Dejo. Aqua Dejo, that's right by Giorgio Armani.

Myke:

This is the elixir. What's the full name of this? Just hit them right by Giorgio Armani. This is the elixir. What's the full name of this? Just hit them with it.

Ryan:

Giorgio Armani. Acqua Di Gio Elixir.

Myke:

Oof and I've got a few reviews. They're short and sweet, so I just combined a few of them.

Ryan:

This is one of those ones that needs a couple of good reviews, right? Oh for sure, yeah, little good reviews, right.

Myke:

Yeah, oh for sure. Yeah, plenty of good ones. Yeah, alright, let's hear how excited everyone is about this fragrance, how good this fragrance is. Hell, yeah, come on. Beavis Bontz says I roll to infinity. Mmm LVC says aqua de poo and Squeeze Nose says this whole line should not exist in 2025. Fuck you.

Ryan:

No, I'll tell you which one don't exist. That's that Armani Code. That one's garbage. Really, you're going to talk shit about Aqua De Geo, the compliment of compliment getters that I've worn my entire life.

Myke:

You've gotten many a compliment. He's seen it, he's witnessed it in person. He seems to I seen it. I get pissed every time too. I'm like you, son of a bitch. I'm like they don't know. I'm wearing a ventus right now. You know that meme where it's like the guy in the corner. They don't know.

Ryan:

I'm wearing a vintage batch of aventus it has seriously been a staple in my collection. I've always rocked the edt for the longest time and then I moved on to the profumo right and then, of course, I discontinued that and I tried the parfum which is close enough to it.

Ryan:

We've had mixed reviews about this actually it's true, yeah, yeah, we've actually had a valued patreon write in about this I'm just gonna read it I wish you would we'll leave out the name, because I uh wrote this and then a couple weeks later they were like I'm sorry for giving you such a rant.

Ryan:

Yeah I was like hey, it's fine. He was like I think I'm crazy. I'm like no, we'll see. You're like maybe this gentleman said if you haven't tried aqua dejo elixir yet, may these words be the lube before armani bends you over. Oof. The best part of the whole damn thing is this atomizer. We don't have that. We got a little decant. The bottle feels like it's missing a key chain. It's so damn small. We can absolutely attest to that. Yes, it is pathetically small.

Myke:

It's a 50 mil bottle for 100 mil pricing, yeah, which we'll get into later in our price and popularity segment exactly, and so are its clackers, if it had any at all.

Ryan:

It smells good, but they could have done so much more with it. I'm not thinking it's the perfumer's fault. I think it's alberto morales oh yeah, that guy, because he's created some incredible things.

Myke:

Most notably stuff for jeremy fragrance. Did he just do a new one for Jeremy?

Ryan:

No, but in the past he did, oh, okay, yeah, jeremy's new one is like 600 bones. I was being cheeky.

Myke:

What was it called Like super testosterone or something like that. Super, yeah, super sex the manliest, or something. I think yeah, something like that.

Ryan:

That's exactly what it the hell had Armani picked this one to go with. I'm so disappointed, damn it. Hope you have a better experience. Hell, I hope you love it.

Myke:

Sorry for venting which, by the way, we love the vents you guys just vented up with us Send it our way.

Ryan:

Yeah, yeah, send the vents to us. And you know we had a community chat. If you're in the Patreon, you know all about it. If you're not, go there. We got a community chat. We've got five different chats that you can be a part of. By the way, yeah, I wish I could find it. Probably can't find it now. Why don't I ever prepare? Mike, this is you. Is that my weakness? Is that my One of the many? Yeah, is that my incredible Hulk trait?

Myke:

That's my thing. I'm. I'm never prepared. You know, maybe, when things actually need you to be prepared, you're not. But then you're so neurotic you're planning out 19 different scenarios that may never happen.

Ryan:

You're preparing your life for yeah, I don't ever understand that so this one I'll say out there because he posted in the community chat. So, followed by that, we eventually got this in our community chat. One of our listeners who's awesome and patron, stephen Dole, wrote I highly recommend this, at least a sample. The price is the sticking point, but I managed to get mine for under 100 euros. This is right there with Perfumo to me, which I love, that one you do. I think the name Elixir throws some bad juju on this release. Oh no, but try it. Everyone I've shown it to in all caps here loves it. Oh OK, the online reviews are insane. People just seem to want to dislike it. But this is a really good release and I will say the elixir name absolutely throws some bad juju on it yeah, it's just being overplayed right now literally, when we got this decant, we got like four or five other ones.

Ryan:

We showed you guys on the patreon, yeah, and there's like two more that have the elixir name on it, and the one that was the craziest was um god, what's the azaro one?

Myke:

yeah, the azaro is like how's like the most wanted forever by night, elixir supreme or something like that.

Ryan:

It's just this ridiculous yeah and we're like god damn, of course everybody's. It is annoying to hear that everybody's got the elixir. Yeah, so we'll see. That remains to be seen, but we need to get into our one night stand stop what I think we need to talk about this.

Myke:

This is important. We talked about last episode and this is this. Is it exactly? You remember last episode? We were like, yeah, but we weren't super fanboys, weren't in love with the original to your own parfum. Yeah, so we're not upset that it is a departure. But you were like what if they reformulated lunarosa carbon? How would you feel? And I was like, oh, I'd be fucking crushed. So how are you gonna feel about fragrance? Because this is a beloved fragrance of yours.

Ryan:

Well, I mean, if it just feels like the Parfum or the Perfumo, I'll just be like I won't ever buy this, I'll just get those right, yeah. Now if it's just a straight up, redone to hell, to where it's unrecognizable, yeah, I'd probably be pretty pissed, especially at what we know the price point is for that little thing. You know what I mean, yeah.

Myke:

So what do you think it is going to be like?

Ryan:

I'm going in with an open mind and open heart. Really, I think it's going to be good. I really do.

Myke:

I just don't feel the investment in you.

Ryan:

The only aqua dejo that I really don't like and I may get crucified here I don't like the profundo part of the line. Oh, I thought we smelled one and really liked it though I like light kind of the opening, the lights or whatever it's called. Yeah, I like kind of the opening, but I'm not really in love with it after that. It's just like eh, it's okay.

Myke:

Well, we'll get more into that after our one-night stand review of Dior's new Dior Home.

Ryan:

Parfum 2025.

Myke:

Hit the music.

Ryan:

Todd.

Myke:

Yeah, home parfum 2025 hit the music todd.

Ryan:

Yeah, one night stand review. Well, ryan, after spending the night with dior home parfum 2025 what do you have to say about it? You first, buddy, you know what. I actually liked it a lot. Yeah, I did too. I liked it a lot and, true to what you're saying, we didn't have this huge investment into the past of it, right, so for us it was really good, pretty nice, yeah.

Myke:

I have to say it was pretty damn nice. Yeah, it was well liked around the people that I've showed as well. So I think it's just our strong allegiances to the past. Yeah, I don't think it's a bad thing, I think it's perfectly fine to kind of have these tetherings sentimentally to the past, yeah, but might be stifling your ability to really enjoy new shit absolutely and smell that because that's been on there.

Ryan:

What a week still strong.

Myke:

So longevity is great and it smells good and it does remind me of dior home, that kind of line and stuff. Again, you guys can think whatever you want about us because, you're right, we're not the super knowledgeable, obsessed diorm guys. Yeah, so we don't have that strong allegiance to it and because of that, you know, you may think that we're flawed in our opinion and that's okay, you know why? Because fragrance is subjective and you shouldn't even care about what we think about it. You should smell it for yourself. 100. You know what I hate seeing what? Yeah, I'll be on reddit and I'll see somebody in the rolex subreddit and they have just spent 17 000 on a watch. They send a picture and they go. What do we think about it? Oh yeah, and I'm like, you just spent the money. Don't let somebody make you feel like a fool if you love it great, absolutely, especially if you spent that kind of money.

Ryan:

Why do?

Myke:

you care what other people think about something. If you like it, enjoy it. You know what I mean. But I I hate seeing that because inevitably some asshole out there, faceless internet handle is gonna trash it just to be a prick one day. And it's like don't set yourself up for that. If you fall in love with something, don't go shallow. How wants a gal? Just enjoy what you got.

Ryan:

By the way, do you think you're the one that got the compliment? I think you're the one that got the compliment today, oh so.

Myke:

Ryan and I. Well, I had to run some errands this morning. Ryan joined me and so we drive through the Starbucks, local Starbucks. You're driving, you're in the driver's seat, I'm driving yeah, big old truck. We pull up identical drinks, he passes them and then, as we're leaving, the guy in the window goes hey, I really like that watch, it's a great looking watch. Now Ryan's wearing an actual Rolex and I'm wearing like an $80 homage and I, because of that, in my mind, I just got always talking to you, ryan, and we kind of look, we both look back at the guy and everybody's confused and I just drive off. It was really awkward. It was so awkward because I was like I can't tell if he's saying that to me or to ryan, and you said I think it was you, it was definitely you. And then I was like how does that make you feel you fucking loser?

Ryan:

well, if I'd spent money on it, I guess I'd feel pretty bad, yeah so let me put that caveat out right. It was my dad dad's watch, yeah, and so and it is. It's a great. It's a great watch. Yeah, it's a beautiful watch and it's a highly sought after era of a Submariner. But, that being said, that the watch that you wear always gets compliments and I don't wear this all the time. I'm always wearing my, my two-tone Pagani Right, we walk around Pagani bros with like $100 and under watches.

Myke:

Yeah, but man, I've gotten so many compliments on this watch.

Ryan:

It's seriously a beautiful watch and funny enough to tell I know we're getting on watches for a second. Me and Mike were in Dallas the other day. We went to the scent room briefly and we stopped by. We have a chain here called HEB. We stopped by there and we've stopped by. We have a chain here called heb. We stopped by then we're checking out. One of the guys bagging the groceries is wearing a nice watch yeah, and the cashier girl she's like is that real?

Myke:

talking to the guy bagging yeah, and he's like what do you mean? It's? It's a working watch. Yeah, she goes. Yeah, but is it real he goes? What the hell are you talking about? He's like it's a fossil watch. She's like he's like I'm bagging groceries at hub. You know what I mean. And I looked at and it's a.

Ryan:

It was a badass looking watch yeah, it's like that is a good looking watch but just like fragrances and everything else, it's all subjective right, you know.

Myke:

Yeah, something smells great to one person and it smells like cat piss to someone else, which makes me wonder, ryan, is it a skip it, a sample it or a buy it for the new dior on parfum 2025 it's definitely a very hard sample to possible buy because smelling the test strip again, it smells really good. I really liked it.

Ryan:

Yeah, I'd love to have got to sample it more, but somebody spilt the shit out of it during our episode and so we only got the one wearing, unfortunately I will say this, though I still think your home intense for me, yeah, greatly edges it out just because I love that it has more of this lipstick thing kind of going on slash makeup bag, which I don't know. There's something kind of sexy about that, you know.

Myke:

Yeah, I mean, I really liked this one and I do want to try it some more, so I will call it a sample.

Ryan:

A good sample. Okay Well, mike, are you ready to smell Giorgio Armani Aquadesio Elixir? Yes, please, let's do it.

Myke:

All right, boy, you first.

Ryan:

Okay, I have come in naked today, with no fragrance on me. Oh, oh, wow, wow, oh. Not a fan? Holy fuck. What the fuck is this? I'm literally, if it's a look at this, going to make sure that it's right.

Myke:

No, that's right huh, hmm, highly aquatic. Up front I was expecting more of like that spicy citrus that you kind of get from the profumo and stuff. Huh, it's a bit fresher. Yeah, I'll give it that. I mean, you know I'm not going to like it. It jumped in aquatic so fast already I'm like kind of getting like kind of yeah, it's like it just dives right in Right.

Myke:

It does a deep dive right in. Oh no, what the hell? You guys know me. I fucking hate this. I hate it on my me. I fucking hate this. I hate it on my skin. I absolutely hate it.

Ryan:

Whoever wrote me in the DMs? You know who you are. You're not crazy. You might be the sanest person I've ever talked to.

Myke:

I absolutely despise this fragrance.

Ryan:

I'm with you. This is not what I thought it would be. What did you think it was going to be? I thought it was going to be that spicy, aqua digio citrusy kind of vibe that opens up. Yeah, that would have really something dark to it, like a dark grapefruity. Yeah, something right. Yeah, this just kind of like dives right into aqua, right into aqua velvet. It's kind of hairspray slash, painy kind of smelling.

Myke:

Now I don't get that. It does smell high quality to me, but it is so aquatic on my skin. Guys, if I tell you what I think it smells like we'd have to change the rating of this podcast.

Myke:

I'm serious To what, At least to NC-17. And I know some of you guys are listening with your kids and I'm like trying to be mindful of that. What the hell this is disturbing? It smells weird, oh, it smells so weird on my skin. I'm angry. I'm genuinely angry, dude. So the gentleman that hooked us up from Dillard's we got His name was Landon Really nice guy, by the way Landon, really nice guy and he was saying he was getting tons of compliments on this. Yeah, he was. He was wearing the hell out of. It is what he was saying.

Ryan:

And this isn't a diss at him. Hey, maybe it smells amazing on me.

Myke:

Well, this is what I always say about you with Aqua De Jo is that you'll spray it and on you. Even when I smell it I'm like, oh, it smells good, but anytime I've sprayed it on me I've had a really hard time with it. I mean a really hard time. Go ahead, do you mind, please? I won't spray another drop on me. You go right ahead.

Ryan:

I'm going to. I'm going to give this a fair shake. Give this a fair shake. I'm not happy with the opening.

Myke:

But yeah, on you it always smells good, but on me, typically, it starts off really nice. There's the same thing that happened with what was that? Versace Dylan Blue. Dylan Blue was great. Yeah, it starts off really nice, but then, whenever it gets aquatic, I'm like yuck, it smells like wet dog on my skin. Yeah, like pond water-ish. Yuck, it smells like wet dog on my skin. Yeah, like pond water ish. This, this smells. Without being too graphic, they should call this aqua day secretions. Man, you feet as what. I don't think it's that bad. No, I'm like it takes a special kind of fetish for somebody to like this thing, at least on my skin. I'm serious, it's really bugging me.

Ryan:

Does it feel weaker too? To me it feels weaker. Yeah, probably so. So there's a word I want to play to you guys. I feel like this just goes. This is what's happening with everything in society. Okay, I just so happen to be talking about today and of course we're getting this, and I feel like this fits what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, okay, but the word in shitification, in shitification, in shitification or crapification, big corporates like hey, we like this money, you think that's it, and they go. You know what? What if we made this crappier and we charged them more? These dumb fucks love giving us all their money.

Myke:

Here we go. Conspiracy hats ablaze.

Ryan:

And that leads me to my price and popularity price 160 for 1.7. That is a lot and the bottle looks ridiculous oh, I kind of like it.

Myke:

Oh, it looks cheap. It looks there's a magnetic cap on it, though it's not I kind of like it.

Ryan:

I hate it a lot. I liked it. Rating on this bad boy. I'm terrified. You think that everybody's going to prove you wrong? Say it smells fucking amazing Mike.

Myke:

I don't care about that. I smell what I smell, but I'm gonna be absolutely shocked if it's a high number, though.

Ryan:

Well, get ready, mike, because if you go to free grantica, they gave it a whopping 3.86 out of a possible five damn, that's relatively high.

Myke:

You think that's high? Yeah, for how mid? Well, no, mid would be around the 2.5 ish. Hmm, this is like I would tell you what I'd rate this right now.

Ryan:

Sub ones it's missing the spicy or someone's missing something. It doesn't kick off with something fun. Yeah, it just gets down to the, to the sack. You know what I'm saying?

Myke:

and out of it. That is not good. Vote with your wallets, folks. Yeah, you could do that. Vote with your wallets. Vote for the enchitification I'm tired of it Of Giorgio Armani hey guys, do you hate those greasy fucking cable guys?

Ryan:

You want to save a lot of fucking money. You, fucking loser. Hey, try this online stuff. It's real cheap Five dollars Streaming yeah.

Myke:

And then you know what? Then it's no longer. You get all the channels. It's like now you're paying individually and then you go, god it.

Ryan:

It costs more than cable to do this now yeah, hey, remember when we just were like, hey, we can go to one spot blockbuster and just go rent the movie we want it, you know. Now it's like you got to go who has it? Oh no, it's not on tubi, it's not on neti, it's not on Netflix. Shudder has it. I don't have a Shudder account. I got to fucking subscribe to Shudder to watch this dumbass movie. That's mid. Yeah, guys, this fragrance. I'm going to say this one caveat here it smells pretty decent on me right now, but it is like it skips all the fun part of what makes the aqua dejo line to me yeah, I wouldn't look when I smell it on the card.

Myke:

It's not bad. It's not like blowing my mind, which I guess I really wouldn't expect that from you know. Run-of-the-mill designer type thing, yeah, but on my skin I don't know what my skin does with aquatics. It just goes nuts, it does some wild shit to it, which makes me wonder like what do I smell? Like while I'm like hanging out in a pool, like I probably smell terrible. I'm kind of worried about that now. I never thought about that before this point.

Ryan:

I'm in trouble do you don't think this smells a little hairspray, like a little something there?

Myke:

yeah, I can kind of. I definitely get it on the skin. It smells like hairspray and semen.

Ryan:

If I'm being real, me it's like hairspray and wet dog on the card, though. I mean, it's like obviously it has a decent smell to it, but it's like it's covering that up, you know? Yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying.

Myke:

On the card. It smells citrusy, tiny bit floral. It smells kind of feminine, right. Hmm, it smells light. I don't know if I'd go full feminine, but it leans more towards the center.

Ryan:

It's definitely unisex. I think this is strictly for men, by the way.

Myke:

Yeah, women, I don't think you guys are allowed to use this.

Ryan:

Yeah, this one is strictly for men, but I would say this is kind of unisex isn't that what landon said?

Myke:

like ladies have come up to try to buy it as gifts and they've been like not even allowed to buy it because it's strictly for men.

Ryan:

Really, no, I'm just like I'm like what the fuck are you telling me right now some?

Myke:

sexist shit's going to.

Ryan:

You're like, oh hell no god damn who would wear this. Just, I mean besideson, look, you probably don't even listen to the goddamn show. But no, buddy, you're a nice looking young man, you can get away with this shit. I can't, right, I can't get away wearing this. No, no, you can't, I can't.

Ryan:

What the hell did they do with this? It's like if it could get to this part later, I'd probably I'd probably still not be vibing it harder, but I at least, like I don't know, might ride the ride, the wave here a little bit, but like it doesn't have that signature aqua digio opening, and that bothers me. For that price point, yeah, are you gonna skip it, sample it or buy it? What are you gonna do? Ryan, this is sadly the easiest skip of an aqua dejo I could ever give and that really breaks my heart because I have been pining over this. Yeah, mike's seeing me. He mentions aqua deez.

Myke:

You, I'm pleaded up yeah, he's like been pacing circles around the studio hunched over.

Ryan:

Yeah, just waiting. We finally show up to the store and it's there. I gotta go to take it. You know, I'm like fucking happy we rushed back. We still had to wait a couple days, and so the anticipation has been killing me. It's like christmas fucking day.

Myke:

This is like your tonka 25 moment, I guess. So, man, yeah this shit man yeah, oh god, on the skin. This is absolutely terrible for me I don't know.

Ryan:

Does it smell bad on me? I can't smell it on you?

Myke:

No, it smells so different. It smells clean and kind of soapy almost. Yeah, that's interesting.

Ryan:

It does smell funky on you. What is your skin? I'm not going swimming with you, dude. Yeah, exactly.

Myke:

What the hell you guys haven't told me about this? I smell like a freaking loogie the whole time. Well, what do you think you're gonna buy this bad boy? So skip, if there's ever been a skip.

Ryan:

Oh my god, that is a shame. Wow, man, so disappointing. Hey look, and this isn't a knock on the perfumer. Hey look, dudes like you can't hit a home run every time. You know what I'm saying. It's just not going to happen. Well, I mean, look, he probably did what they asked him to do Exactly and got paid a lot of money.

Myke:

That's all this is to you. Huh, this is a big old money grab.

Ryan:

God damn, I mean not necessarily for him, but come on, dude, it's bad enough. I gotta put out our money code shit. Then you're gonna put this out on me.

Myke:

I'm pissed, dude yeah, it's a tough one, man, that is absolutely bonkers guys, I really wish that this could have been better.

Ryan:

I mean I know some people will probably enjoy the entertainment of it sucking and me being like super pissed, but honestly, like I'm not a fan when stuff sucks, especially when I want to be good.

Myke:

This is really the only way I know that we could make content about something we didn't like is to start off and not know we're not going to like it. About something we didn't like is to start off and not know we're not going to like it. But I do see people in the fragrance community get so pissed that YouTubers are making videos and everything they love and it's like yeah, why would you make a video unless you were just extremely disgruntled, like Robes08? Why would you make a video about something you don't like? It takes a lot of time and a lot of effort, Robes. I don't want the heat bro.

Ryan:

I'm bringing the heat I really don't care yeah I don't believe in you robes.

Myke:

I'm a robes yift. How would you say that? Either way, I just don't believe. I don't believe he exists, honestly, oh shit this.

Ryan:

What a wank fest dude. This is like are you shitting me right now?

Myke:

that's so funny because we've got. This isn't really a reformulation, this is a new thing. But you know, we had the previous episode and then we have this one and I almost thought we would go the opposite way on the last one and be like really pumped on this one and it's flipped, yeah I kind of thought so too actually yeah, wow, oh man, I will probably never spray this fragrance again oh, this will be the last day I ever wear it.

Ryan:

Yeah, hands down. I just laced up the rest of it on me because we're going to go shoot some pool later, yep.

Myke:

Yep, yep. We're going over to a friend's house. He's got a new pool table, mm-hmm, and he's just begging to get his ass kicked.

Ryan:

We'll report back.

Myke:

Last time we bragged to this guy we could whoop his ass, and then he's like I haven't played pool in 10 years. Yeah, hey, mop the fucking floor with us too.

Ryan:

It's just like not even hardly paying attention yeah, and we're like we've had our pool sticks for a week.

Myke:

We're better, yeah, and we were sweating the whole time. We're like busting out abacus and shit like that and the protractors trying to hit and he's just like casually walking up and sinking and, dude, he freaking busted our balls by the way, before you get out of here, I have to give a shout out if they stayed here long enough. Ben, if you're listening hi, yeah, did you get a tally on how many F words Ryan said?

Ryan:

We found out one of our listeners, like my kid, who's a grown kid, was like he's always like count down how long it takes for her I drop an F bomb and he likes to talk about Marvel Rivals. By the way, ben, I just picked up, started learning Loki, one of the harder characters to play, kind of fun.

Myke:

If you haven't tried that, you should.

Ryan:

Hey, and kind of fun.

Myke:

If you haven't tried that, you should hey. And if you guys like spongebob, yeah, we're about to do uh, one of our patrons.

Ryan:

He's the medias of clackers in there. That's right. Yeah, only one spot. Yes to the king. You are king, sir. He gave us, uh, three juicy bottles of oday spongebob, oday patrick, starfish word. You know why is it that you can do all the impressions of all these, these characters, o'day Spongebob, o'day Patrick Starfish, squidward. Why is it that?

Myke:

you can do all the impressions of all these characters. Did you just watch the shit out of it or something? Oh, dude, I did watch quite a bit growing up. Yeah, spongebob.

Ryan:

But if you're a patron and you have some kids of the age that would like one of these bottles, let us know. We've already mentioned it already in the patron patreon. But if you get into the patreon, you have some kids?

Myke:

let us know. Uh, we're going to give these bottles away after we smell them. We'll pick, uh, three lucky winners. Yeah, and, like we said earlier, we've got community chats. If you're looking for a nice positive corner in the fragrance community, we have five different chats. We've got our regular community chat. We've got a chat about home fragrance, if you're looking to make your house smell good. We've got a scent of the day area. We've got a health and fitness area and then we've got like a buy, sell, trade area. So if you want somebody that you can trust, that you want to buy, sell or trade fragrances, that's a great place to go. Also, there's a few guys in there that are really good about finding stuff. So if you're hunting for not only just fragrances that are out there, but maybe some vintage stuff that you haven't seen in a while, ryan King, meaty Clackers, hooked you up to help you find a vintage bottle of the fragrance that your dad used to wear. So it's more than just bonus episodes in the Patreon, it's a community, yeah.

Ryan:

The community is some of the best part it's for so much it's beyond anything we could have originally imagined. I think, yeah, it's way better than this fragrance? Without even question.

Myke:

Yeah, so you could spend a hundred and some odd bucks on that, or starting at six dollars a month, you can become become a Patreon, and until next time, spray it up y'all.