#323 - Chance Eau Splendide by Chanel

Raspberry dreams and powdery reality? That's the unexpected journey we take when exploring Chanel's newest women's release - Chance Eau Splendide.

When a luxury house like Chanel drops a new fragrance, the fragrance community takes notice. So naturally, we had to get our hands on this latest addition to the beloved Chance lineup. At $176 for 100ml (nearly $200 with tax), the price point demands excellence, but does it deliver?

Transcript

intro

Myke 0:03

hello ladies and gentlemen , welcome to the clone podcast . I'm mike , I'm ryan . We're two best friends . We're going on a fragrance journey . We're smelling brand new chanels .

Ryan 0:16

Oh god for ladies if there's any of you still left , I promise you this may be a pretty good episode . So we're just playing . We're not that creepy . I mean we're creepy , but we're not that . You know , I was about to say we're somewhat creepy . You have to forgive us . We were watching a Val Venus ring entrance a minute ago , so we were like let's bring it over here , trying to get in the mood yeah , yeah , so we have a fragrance today . It's by chanel . It's brand fucking new , you know .

Ryan 0:53

You ladies want to know what the guys think , right , oh yeah you guys are worried about that I mean , admittedly , at least this half , my half of the cologne podcast here is that I'm obsessed with Chanel fragrances on women . I do think that they smell , yeah , they just have a certain vibe . They're so elegant , they're so pretty , yeah , and I saw this was a new release . This is called . You said it better than me . How do you pronounce this one ? I think it's Chance Eau Splendide . Yes , we read the notes . We saw raspberry . Oh God .

Myke 1:27

Yeah , we got sold . I was like red berries , give me . So this will be not really our first smell on it , because we did smell it in store , but you guys know how that is . It's just not the same .

Ryan 1:42

We had to bring it back to the El Studio and we did . We got a sample . Young lady there was , nice enough , gave us a sample , which , by the way , everybody there treated us so amazing that day yeah , as soon as we opened the doors , we didn't open the doors .

Myke 1:57

That's the funny part . Oh , okay , yeah , we were like , oh , we're going to Dillard's , and the door opened for us , yes . And then a guy was like it's the cologne guys that really actually did happen , yeah like okay , we're not used to this type of celebratory treatment .

Ryan 2:18

Don't let mike fully . He was walking in . He had a fucking white pomeranian tucked away under his fucking arm and fucking sunshades on For sure . Yeah , like a Kardashian , yeah , but no , we got hyped for this fragrance . We had a great experience there . What has been on the ecosphere ? What's been echoed about this fragrance ?

Myke 2:40

Mike , well , not everyone's hyped for it . Elle Moreau on Fragrantica isn't hyped for it . She said this smells like dried baby wipes . That's not good . No , unless that's your sort of thing . Nah , that ain't my thing . There's something to that . But I think it's a notch against Chanel if you're going to say it smells like that because this is supposed to be a kind of upper class smelling . You know , when you think chanel , that's kind of what you think . A hundred percent that's uh , they fancy , oh yeah they're on fleek .

Ryan 3:17

You know what I mean . Yeah , yeah , totally yeah uh , yes , the vernacular of my people well , before we get in today's episode

One Night Stand: Kurky MFK Review

Ryan 3:27

, we got to give you a one night stand review of that . Mason francis , kershon , fragrance kirky hit the music todd yeah one night stand review .

Ryan 3:42

Well , mike , after nope it's a skip , it's nice yeah , remember I said it smelled kind of like those cream werther kind of open cream savers . Yeah , it did smell good opening up , but it was very light , very light it was it was okay , playful fragrance , you y'all go ahead , try it out .

Myke 4:06

I mean , apparently , damn , what the fuck did it do to you , dude ? I just , I don't know , some MFK fragrances are incredible , absolutely . I mean they are like permeating the fragrance community and beyond , really . Yeah , I mean you can't go anywhere with smelling Baccarat Rouge or a dupe of it of some kind , absolutely . But this I don't think will be of same . You know belovedness , and I want to say I had even quoted this person , like a while back . They had said MFK is about to launch a fragrance that's going to rival BR540 . And that was supposed to be the one . I don't know and that was supposed to be the one . I don't know if that's supposed to be the one , but I can only assume so and I'm like it's nowhere even close not even .

Ryan 4:51

It's not even the same hemisphere , dude , it's not sniffing it , no , no , yeah , I'm with you . It wasn't like it was bad , but it was like it was pretty mid yeah , yeah , it smelled okay .

Myke 5:03

It wasn't a powerhouse . There's going to be people out there that like it . I think there are better offerings from that house if you want to stay loyal to the brand . But Amorous yeah , amorous is great . I'm talking to people who are like looking for that specific smell . Oh , yeah , I feel like you could do better with Gentle Fluentity Gold . It's sweeter , but it is loud , very . You get your money's worth Absolutely .

Ryan 5:28

So it's a skip from both of us , possibly a sample for you guys .

Myke 5:32

Yeah , exactly right . Yeah , I wouldn't say knock it till you try it , but get out there you can go to . Now pretty much all department stores are starting to carry MFK or they're trying to . This is what we're hearing .

Ryan 5:45

Dude Dill are starting to carry mfk or they're trying to . This is what we're hearing . Dude dillard's has . We're not sponsored by these fucking guys . Yeah , hell , if they actually listen to us , they'd probably like ban us from walking into the fucking store . But I am shocked at how in our little area , that place in the past year has gotten like tons of niche brands . Now , right , yeah it is wild .

Myke 6:04

So they've got , now they got pdm , they've got initio , they've got joe malone , now they've got bond number nine , yeah , and they're bringing in mfk . And then the lady said they had an opportunity to look into creed . But they're looking at sales numbers and they're like the type of volume we would need . They only have two main ones that really sell hard and you have to carry the whole line . And she's like we're not going to carry the whole line just to sell a ventus and you know whatever god what would be , probably green irish tweed , maybe , maybe .

Ryan 6:38

So that's a good one , okay .

Myke 6:40

Well , there you go yeah , you got places you can go smell it . Go smell it . It Don't spend your money on it . Always try before you buy Sample , don't blind buy All right , there you go .

Ryan 6:49

There's our one-night stand review of Kirky by MFK . Now let's get into this beautiful Chanel , probably overhyped who knows ? We're going to find out . Let's do it , I let's

Exploring Chanel Chance Eau Splendide

Ryan 7:07

do it .

Myke 7:07

I guess I'm going to be wearing this on the back of my hand .

Ryan 7:08

Are you not going to ?

Myke 7:09

wear it . Yeah , I'm going to wear it . Okay , here we go , curious to see how lunch goes . Boy raspberry hits the air first . You get it . Huh , I do get it .

Ryan 7:17

Good lord , that's loud , it is loud , it is very sharp , very .

Myke 7:24

Very pretty . A lot of the complaints in the comment section were that it doesn't carry the Chanel DNA . Now you love Chanel .

Ryan 7:33

I'm going to disagree , with one caveat , because there are some similarities here . Any of you people out there that have ever smelled Ralph Lauren , the turquoise bottle for women ? That's been one of my favorites too , growing up , and this does kind of smell similar to that , but like grown up I felt like that was for like women that I dated back when I was like in my 20s and shit . Like I remember that smell . I feel like this is like a more grown up version of that , if you like that . So I guess in a sort of way it does kind of not maybe have the chanel kind of vibe , but I don't know . That opening is very chanel . Yeah , okay already . Yeah , maybe there is something to that .

Myke 8:18

I don't know . Yeah , a lot of people were also saying too , it just smelled , cheap smell like some sort of avon type , you know fragrance . I don't know if you're just painting my smell like some sort of avon type .

Ryan 8:25

You know fragrance . I don't know if you're just painting my picture in my head right now and , like you know , using the force on me to make me think a certain way , but it is . You're bringing me down right now .

Myke 8:33

I'm not trying to . I mean , you did ask me what the interweb said .

Myke 8:39

I'm just throwing it out there it is very quickly losing the chanel vibe , hmm I'm gonna have to give it a minute because I'm gonna be real pretty damn strong , yeah , but I do like what I'm smelling , though it doesn't smell bad . Here's where the flaw in our approach is gonna be . I find it very hard to make a woman smell bad . I mean , women are just I've said it before god's greatest creation . In my opinion , it's really hard to mess that up I concur .

Ryan 9:20

Yeah , I believe you on that one . I mean , we've been to the scent room before and we've been told that a woman specifically came in and bought this bottle , this fragrance called Neanderthal yeah , that's right , which was very rough . Yeah , I'm like , what woman is wearing this shit ? It's like you want to go meet them or you don't . This isn't bad , but I am gonna say it is drying down to not really be very chanel . Chanel definitely has like at least to me some of the ones very high-end , almost astringent kind of like in the tone of the fragrance . I know that's like a weird thing .

Myke 10:02

You always say oh , it smells like I'm in a nail salon .

Ryan 10:05

Yeah , especially the Coco Mademoiselle , like the EDT , edp , like they just smell , like I'm at a nail salon . You know , you think nail salons a bunch of beautiful women getting prepped , or me and you getting our freaking feet did . Yeah , we've done that too . So hell , throw , throw the guys in there .

Myke 10:21

I miss that . I miss a good pedicure .

Ryan 10:25

You know what's funny about that . You know I'm a big Dallas Cowboys fan . I know that's going to go over really well with the audience . Look , I'm born and raised in cowboy country . It's just . It is what it is .

Myke 10:36

If you've listened to any amount of time , you know . You already know .

Ryan 10:39

Well , there's a guy who's a former player he also played for the Patriots . His name is Jesse Holly and he was just recently talking about his routine for prepping for each week before a game and every single week on a Wednesday I think he's the way he said . He went and got a fucking pedicure Every fucking week .

Myke 10:58

Wednesday is typically my pamper day too . That's when I shave my head and trim my beard up , Trim my fingernails if I need to . Why Wednesday ? It's just kind of middle of the week and then it kind of rolls over into the next week . Yeah , it's why Monday I always look the shittiest . You want that Thursday , Friday , to be the king . You know I don't like this on the skin . It's very powdery on the skin .

Ryan 11:26

The baby wipe thing is actually real . I'm getting that Especially on the skin .

Myke 11:32

On this Taster Strip . It smells fruitier , it smells a little bit more playful , argue , a little bit wetter , whereas it's a little more dry , powdery smelling on the skin . Yeah , go on , I like it better on the card . This is why they can get you fools . They spray a bunch of cards and you go I'll buy it , I'll spend 150 bucks .

Ryan 11:59

Speaking of 150 bucks , let me go ahead and give you the price and popularity on this bad boy . You ready for ?

Myke 12:12

the price , buddy , I'm ready . Hit me with the price and popularity of it , ryan .

Ryan 12:18

For 100 ml of this bad boy , $176 plus tax , which I know what the tax is on it now it's like $199 pretty much .

Myke 12:29

That's a lot . That's a lot for this , and you are not going to get a discount on that . You're not going to find that .

Ryan 12:34

No discount whatsoever . It ain't happening Popularity with . I mean it is brand new , but it almost has 1,000 votes . That also shows you how popular Chanel is . This is brand fucking new . It got some votes . Can you guess it looks like you're about to say a three something .

Myke 12:52

You , son of a bitch , 3.72 .

Ryan 12:55

Okay , so I mean we're upper passing grade , but that might be one of the lower ratings we've done on the show . I think , hmm , I think passing grade , but that might be one of the lower ratings we've done on the show , I think . I think , I don't know .

Myke 13:06

it seems when they're numbers like that , when it's middle of the road , then it's a polarizing scent yeah , if I were to just compare this , the lucky her , yeah , the one million lucky her is that sweet raspberry , and I mean you can probably get that dirt cheap . Yeah , I think it's better than this dude , because I don't get . Yeah , I don't get that like strong chanel

$176 and Polarizing Reviews

Myke 13:32

vibe I don't either .

Ryan 13:33

It's really worn off . It's almost kind of bitter in a way .

Myke 13:37

I don't know man , this is quickly going downhill yeah , but at the same time and I think this just goes into it now we've said it on the reverse too , when we've been like ladies , does it really matter if the guy's dressed nice , he's got his shit together , if he just smells decent , yeah , that works . Yeah , I think it's the same way . If a pretty lady wore this , you think we'd be buying into it . I wouldn't be complaining . I wouldn't be like ew , your perfume . But when I smell it on a dumb idiot like myself or you , I don't know , man , I'm not liking this vibe .

Ryan 14:12

I don't know if I'd be as down as you are . I'm down .

Myke 14:17

Ladies , it doesn't take much . It takes very minimal effort .

Ryan 14:29

For most guys . I'm just being honest . I mean , we already know , we've talked about this before . Men wear fragrances for women most of the time . Yeah , women wear fragrances for themselves . Yeah , that's probably right . Definitely , I'm not saying that to be ugly about . I'm just going like is that true , ladies ? Do you wear fragrances like you wear eyelashes ? Yeah , that's probably right , definitely . I'm not saying that to be ugly about it . I'm just going like Is that true , ladies ?

Myke 14:45

Do you wear fragrances like you wear eyelashes ? Because y'all aren't competing longest eyelashes with dudes , yeah they don't .

Ryan 14:52

You know what I ?

Myke 14:52

mean it's amongst yourselves . You guys are competing with that type of stuff Like who has the least wrinkly forehead , like we're out here giving a fuck .

Ryan 15:04

we couldn't care less off subject , but on the subject of fragrances , when we were in the store the other day . Yeah , maybe this is a fragrance philosophy question , but anybody can answer this . If , at your leisure , is the fragrance industry about to be at a bubble ? Is it about about to pop ? Because that was a nice sound effect . Good job , that was not put in . That was him . That was really accurate , michael Winslow . We're in there and God bless this lady . She was selling the hell out of everything .

Myke 15:36

Super nice lady , by the way .

Ryan 15:38

Yeah .

Myke 15:39

Yeah , yeah .

Ryan 15:40

We get into . This is one of two sections we get into . This is one of two sections we get into , like you know , a one brand , shall I say it ?

Myke 15:47

yeah , you guys will know what we're talking about she gets into the initio brand right and I've heard this spiel before that was my first time , oh I've heard it multiple times as soon as it started , I like immediately checked out of the brand .

Ryan 15:58

So maybe head note , I think it's just because she didn't have conviction .

Myke 16:01

She didn't . No , she was like reading it off a card . That's right , because it's new . It's new to them . You got to give her a little bit of credit , but basically they're like oh , it's got these overdose chemicals in it that affects your whatever part of your brain that lifts mood or lifts this sort of thing . We kind of want to believe that we , when we get a fragrance , if they told us , I mean , I've sent you a hundred of these ads that I want us to do on a specific fragrance but they do this thing where it's like you spray this , it affects part of the brain . You know , guys are always like hey , give me the one that affects the horny maker . You know , like it's true , like or just like hey , give me the horny maker one .

Ryan 16:45

You know and , of course , the female version of this is like makes you feel better , yeah , lifts your mood , gives you confidence , gives you that you know girly pop , girl boss , sort of you know , and all the guys it's like the one he's talking about legitimately has women , like saying the wildest shit .

Myke 17:07

We're going to yeah , we're going to do an episode on it and gross levels , we're going to have to have to bring in a lady , some lady , some or some non-relative lady that we can try this out on . I mean , not for our sake , but yeah , all of it's like they spray it and then the girl's like I'm leaving my boyfriend for you . It's like shit , like that , or like immediately , she's like I'm gonna suck your . Yeah , it's , it's rough , it's crazy . We all know it's bullshit for sure . Yeah , we still keep spending 190 something , bucks . Uh , who the hell's wearing this thing ? I want to say it's like the girl version of the guy we always talk about . Okay , that's , you know , they've bought the same thing for a while . Then now they're gonna try the new flanker of it . They're , you know , on their third chance flanker . Okay , this is new . Yeah , oh , it's got raspberry bag it up .

Ryan 18:15

And when they got this back , were they impressed or do you think they were let down ?

Myke 18:19

no , I don't think they think much about it really . Yeah , because I remember , dude , I used to wear fragrances that now I'd be like I can't believe I used to wear that . I smell them now and I'm like , nope , which one's that Really ripped abs ? No , not really . I'm trying to think . I mean , I had Hollister for a while , but I probably still don't like it .

Ryan 18:39

I think it was Dylan Blue , because we both used to wear that and I think now you're like there's something about Dylan Blue that makes me sick when I wear it .

Myke 18:52

No , it was the first day we wore it . I really liked the opening , really really liked it , yeah . And then I remember two hours later I had like a shoot and I was like , what do you think of this ? And they're like , oh , it's okay . And then I smelled . I was like , oh , it's like really aquatic , yeah , I'm like . Then I was like , oh my god , do they think I smell like a wet dog ?

Myke 19:06

they don't mike oh , I hate that aquatic stuff , man , you really do , I have a I have a hard time with it .

Ryan 19:15

In my opinion , I feel like aquatic stuff is like one of the most natural masculine type of sense for a man to wear . I'm serious yeah , huh I mean , I know it's like , it like makes sense in my brain at least , like I can't explain it , but just just like you know men are

Dating, Attraction, and Fragrance Psychology

Ryan 19:32

wet , gotta be wet .

Myke 19:35

I mean , it makes sense .

Ryan 19:36

Salty citrusy .

Myke 19:38

Yeah , every dude in every cologne commercial is coming out of the water . Yeah , you know , they're always , even in cool water . The cool water boy , cool water .

Ryan 19:52

Yeah , that is kind of a strange thing to think about . Pretty much every fragrance ad ever is coming out of the water .

Myke 19:58

What is the story of that ? I mean , deep down , they're probably just like drench yourself .

Ryan 20:06

Do we need to have body positive ads ? Like men , fat like me coming out of the fucking water .

Myke 20:12

Probably . This is beautiful at every size or whatever type thing . This does not exist for men . Come on , y'all . We know that , we absolutely know that and actually we saw it with Victoria's Secret . They did it . They did like sorry listeners , they did plus size stuff and sales tanked Really and then they went back on it and yeah , they change on that sort of stuff . It's human nature , guys . I'm not saying that's what we like , yeah I don't care , I don't care , I don't care either .

Myke 20:43

I mean , guys , we just know it doesn't exist . There isn't a single ken doll out there , that's like you know , carrying a bunch of visceral fat around , that's like I don't know . Has receding hairline right .

Ryan 21:00

Do you want there to be one ?

Myke 21:02

no , they're like I don't know . For me , that's where I I go into . It's like look , this is people's jobs . To look beautiful , oh , yeah , expect that . Yeah , that's why they're getting paid . They've achieved something that a normal person can't achieve . They actually say there are more millionaires than there are people with six-pack abs year-round . Really , yeah , that's a real stat . That's a real stat . That's crazy . Yeah , because it's impossible to maintain that .

Ryan 21:32

Hey , why are these people fucking ?

Myke 21:34

fat shaming me . Then , man , what the fuck ? I just don't think it's it . I don't look at anybody else and go I wish I had that or I wish I don't know . And I know it's like human nature , but for me I'm never upset . If somebody's got a shitload of money , I'm never like well , that is going to affect me getting money . Or if I see somebody that has like a completely shredded body , I'm not , I'm never mad at it . I'm like OK , this guy probably doesn't get to eat pizza when he wants . He probably has incredibly low sex drive . I'm like this guy's fucking miserable .

Ryan 22:12

You think ?

Myke 22:12

because he's in such good shape he has low sex drive . I'm like this guy's fucking miserable . You think because he's in such good shape he has low sex drive ? Yeah , if you drop down below a certain body fat percentage , really your sex drive tanks , absolutely , hello , exactly , see , see what I'm talking about . Yeah , imagine that you got a surplus of sex drive , right , I mean , you're like a tanker .

Ryan 22:37

Are you going to skip it ?

Myke 22:39

Sample or buy it . What are you going to do , Ryan ?

Ryan 22:44

As many of you listeners know , if you've listened here , steve's always commenting he loves it , he hates it . By the end of it , he tells it . You know , yeah , yeah , you're . You're wishy-washy right now . If it continues this way , the tester strip smells pretty fucking amazing . Are you serious , after all that shit talking dude ?

Myke 23:05

wow , I still do not like the hand yeah , why are going to carry that tester strip in your back pocket all day ?

Ryan 23:15

Yeah , I'm going to carry around and see what happens , but I mean , right now I'd say it's a strong sample . Yeah , I do have to say the opening's nice . It's not 100% Chanel , definitely does not feel like Chanel drying down , but what I'm smelling right now , the tester strip does smell , smell good . So I'm going to say it's at least a sample . Right now you can go into any department store pretty much and probably smell this . Go smell it and see what you think , spray it on you , walk away , wear it for the day .

Myke 23:43

Yeah , I mean , it wouldn't be bad if you were going shopping to not wear a fragrance that day and just go . This is going to seem weird , but I want to actually wear this . I'm going to spray a little bit on my clothes , a little bit on my skin . I want to see how it wears .

Ryan 23:56

Look for real and don't do the mistake of wearing a couple of different ones to smell from . Just pick one . Yeah , I think this would be something to try . You may end up liking it . Right now , the tester shirt smells pretty good .

Myke 24:09

If you're a lady out there , no one is going to complain if you wear this . No , they're probably not . I'm gonna go . I'm gonna circle all the way back around to what I was saying at the beginning because don't get it twisted . Whenever I was like victoria's secret , you know I'm like ladies you're beautiful , no matter what . You're beautiful just like you are . You shouldn't be tripping because , dudes , we love you most of us yeah , it's easy for you guys , a little bit harder for us yeah , man , I think men in general are just wired in such a way where if we like something , it's it's down .

Myke 24:49

I mean , that's just the case , you don't have to do too much . You know chasing ?

Ryan 24:58

Yeah , they're just like Mike , order a three .

Myke 25:03

I think she's in love with me . I've had this argument with some of my gal friends because I'm like guys . Literally guys will go . That girl was smiling at me . Yeah , I think she likes me and I'll be like dude . It's her job to smile .

Ryan 25:21

You're at a strip club ?

Myke 25:24

Not there . I've already announced on the show I've , as an adult , I've never been to a strip club . But no , you just kind of go . I guys are just desperately looking for signals that like , yeah , do they like me because I like them , it just doesn't take much for us if you're , if you're kind , if you got a nice smile , you could wear chanel , you could wear a zaro , whatever I will not say a name of who this person is , but when I was in my I don't know mid-20s , me and a buddy went to go eat at a burger king , uh-huh , and there was a young lady obviously working the cash register .

Ryan 26:03

This is like 2010 or 11 I'm thinking somewhere around there . Okay , and she had like the mousiest voice , uh-huh , super innocent looking . She had to be all of I don't know fucking 18 or 19 I know who this is , oh yeah , and he couldn't stop thinking about her while we're eating . He literally got like tears in his eyes . Yeah , she doesn't need to fucking work here , man .

Myke 26:30

I'm like what the fuck dude , I just want to save her . Like fucking hero , complex . Yeah , what the fuck dude ? Guys are just built that way . And I've talked some of my gal friends would be like , no , we're like that too . We think that , you know , every guy who smiles is , you know , is into us . But I'm just like I think , guys , god knows what we're looking for .

Ryan 26:52

Yeah , but , ladies , I think you're overthinking it they're not trust me because they're not overthinking about how guys are like with the opposite sex . They're just not no , they , they .

Myke 27:04

They know that we're pretty like desperate and oh god there's so many times .

Ryan 27:08

dude it just like . I know we're kind of getting into a little something here , but it's fine . I don't believe in the whole like doing the like , swiping , right shit . Oh , no , no , no , no , I'm just like that is .

Myke 27:22

They need to just get rid of all that shit .

Ryan 27:24

If you're a guy and you're listening to me , get the fuck off that . It is not built for you . Buddy , I'm telling you , I don't care if you got eight pack abs .

Myke 27:34

Oh my God . Well , this is what we complain about all the time , right ?

Final Thoughts and Dating Advice

Myke 27:40

Everybody goes . I don't want him to see me just based on my looks and then it's like I'm going to get on it . I'm going to go to a dating app where the first thing they judge you on is your looks , 100% . You know what I mean , god . Look at . Love is blind .

Ryan 27:51

For god's sake I will not say who this is again different person . But even they are trying to speed run the , the oh , yeah , yeah .

Myke 28:03

So it's like I know this separate person but I know this person as well . They're just swiping on every picture , every single photo they go back and go which ones connect with me so it's like there's nothing for either side .

Ryan 28:16

There's nothing really good happening there . Yeah , look it's . It's gonna take a while , guys . I know you want your fucking fries fast , but find a hobby . You said this find a hobby , or find them in the workplace without getting fucking canceled .

Myke 28:31

Don't , you can't . You have to date Guys , you have to date your boss if she's a female , guys , you can't date down . Okay , you can date up , you can't date down in the workplace .

Ryan 28:43

But it's just like you got to get out there . That's the best way . And look , it may take a minute minute . I'm not even going to sugarcoat it it's . It may take longer than a year or two or three . We've been there , we've had dry spells , huh right right , yeah , okay , young men , I'm just going to speak to you specifically right now go out .

Myke 29:05

I love that this episode is for women we're talking to the men out there .

Myke 29:09

Well , I mean , you know they need a little bit of guidance . Let unky , mike and ryan talk to you for a second here . Listen to me . Figure your life out , figure out who you are 100 , get into things you enjoy and look . If you want somebody that is going to match you and have common , you know , interest , yeah , then do that . You want somebody that prioritizes fitness and is excited about the things you want to do on the weekend , like 5ks and shit . Then get into a running club and then find people in that group that enjoy those same things . You know what I mean ? Yeah , go to the fucking library every day . Yeah , I mean we're basically you got to treat it like we treat business . I literally have this conversation with ryan where I'm like you go out , you network , you get around people , you find commonalities , you know that sort of a thing . That's the truth . Nobody wants a superficial relationship , but the only way to date now is this superficial shit I don't think it's the only way .

Ryan 30:08

I think it's what people pigeonhole to themselves . It's the only way .

Myke 30:10

I think it's what people have pigeonholed to themselves . It's the common like suggested way Because it's easy , so easy . But we already know something great never comes easy . It takes effort . If everything great was so easy , then everybody would have it great . But nobody has it great because shit takes a lot of effort and nobody likes to give effort and until next time , spray it up y'all .