The Cologne Podcast
EVERY MONDAY: Join best friends Myke and Ryan as they take on the world of fragrances with unfiltered humor and uneducated opinions. Each episode, they'll sniff out a new scent and give their honest, foul-mouthed review. From high-end colognes to drugstore bargains, no fragrance is off-limits. Brace yourself for an irreverent, no-holds-barred approach to fragrance reviews.
The Cologne Podcast
#323 - Chance Eau Splendide by Chanel
Raspberry dreams and powdery reality? That's the unexpected journey we take when exploring Chanel's newest women's release - Chance Eau Splendide.
When a luxury house like Chanel drops a new fragrance, the fragrance community takes notice. So naturally, we had to get our hands on this latest addition to the beloved Chance lineup. At $176 for 100ml (nearly $200 with tax), the price point demands excellence, but does it deliver?
hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the clone podcast. I'm mike, I'm ryan. We're two best friends. We're going on a fragrance journey. We're smelling brand new chanels.
Ryan:Oh god for ladies if there's any of you still left, I promise you this may be a pretty good episode. So we're just playing. We're not that creepy. I mean we're creepy, but we're not that. You know, I was about to say we're somewhat creepy. You have to forgive us. We were watching a Val Venus ring entrance a minute ago, so we were like let's bring it over here, trying to get in the mood yeah, yeah, so we have a fragrance today. It's by chanel. It's brand fucking new, you know.
Ryan:You ladies want to know what the guys think, right, oh yeah you guys are worried about that I mean, admittedly, at least this half, my half of the cologne podcast here is that I'm obsessed with Chanel fragrances on women. I do think that they smell, yeah, they just have a certain vibe. They're so elegant, they're so pretty, yeah, and I saw this was a new release. This is called. You said it better than me. How do you pronounce this one? I think it's Chance Eau Splendide. Yes, we read the notes. We saw raspberry. Oh God.
Myke:Yeah, we got sold. I was like red berries, give me. So this will be not really our first smell on it, because we did smell it in store, but you guys know how that is. It's just not the same.
Ryan:We had to bring it back to the El Studio and we did. We got a sample. Young lady there was, nice enough, gave us a sample, which, by the way, everybody there treated us so amazing that day yeah, as soon as we opened the doors, we didn't open the doors.
Myke:That's the funny part. Oh, okay, yeah, we were like, oh, we're going to Dillard's, and the door opened for us, yes. And then a guy was like it's the cologne guys that really actually did happen, yeah like okay, we're not used to this type of celebratory treatment.
Ryan:Don't let mike fully. He was walking in. He had a fucking white pomeranian tucked away under his fucking arm and fucking sunshades on For sure. Yeah, like a Kardashian, yeah, but no, we got hyped for this fragrance. We had a great experience there. What has been on the ecosphere? What's been echoed about this fragrance?
Myke:Mike, well, not everyone's hyped for it. Elle Moreau on Fragrantica isn't hyped for it. She said this smells like dried baby wipes. That's not good. No, unless that's your sort of thing. Nah, that ain't my thing. There's something to that. But I think it's a notch against Chanel if you're going to say it smells like that because this is supposed to be a kind of upper class smelling. You know, when you think chanel, that's kind of what you think. A hundred percent that's uh, they fancy, oh yeah they're on fleek.
Ryan:You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, totally yeah uh, yes, the vernacular of my people well, before we get in today's episode, we got to give you a one night stand review of that. Mason francis, kershon, fragrance kirky hit the music todd yeah one night stand review.
Ryan:Well, mike, after nope it's a skip, it's nice yeah, remember I said it smelled kind of like those cream werther kind of open cream savers. Yeah, it did smell good opening up, but it was very light, very light it was it was okay, playful fragrance, you y'all go ahead, try it out.
Myke:I mean, apparently, damn, what the fuck did it do to you, dude? I just, I don't know, some MFK fragrances are incredible, absolutely. I mean they are like permeating the fragrance community and beyond, really. Yeah, I mean you can't go anywhere with smelling Baccarat Rouge or a dupe of it of some kind, absolutely. But this I don't think will be of same. You know belovedness, and I want to say I had even quoted this person, like a while back. They had said MFK is about to launch a fragrance that's going to rival BR540. And that was supposed to be the one. I don't know and that was supposed to be the one. I don't know if that's supposed to be the one, but I can only assume so and I'm like it's nowhere even close not even.
Ryan:It's not even the same hemisphere, dude, it's not sniffing it, no, no, yeah, I'm with you. It wasn't like it was bad, but it was like it was pretty mid yeah, yeah, it smelled okay.
Myke:It wasn't a powerhouse. There's going to be people out there that like it. I think there are better offerings from that house if you want to stay loyal to the brand. But Amorous yeah, amorous is great. I'm talking to people who are like looking for that specific smell. Oh, yeah, I feel like you could do better with Gentle Fluentity Gold. It's sweeter, but it is loud, very. You get your money's worth Absolutely.
Ryan:So it's a skip from both of us, possibly a sample for you guys.
Myke:Yeah, exactly right. Yeah, I wouldn't say knock it till you try it, but get out there you can go to. Now pretty much all department stores are starting to carry MFK or they're trying to. This is what we're hearing.
Ryan:Dude Dill are starting to carry mfk or they're trying to. This is what we're hearing. Dude dillard's has. We're not sponsored by these fucking guys. Yeah, hell, if they actually listen to us, they'd probably like ban us from walking into the fucking store. But I am shocked at how in our little area, that place in the past year has gotten like tons of niche brands. Now, right, yeah it is wild.
Myke:So they've got, now they got pdm, they've got initio, they've got joe malone, now they've got bond number nine, yeah, and they're bringing in mfk. And then the lady said they had an opportunity to look into creed. But they're looking at sales numbers and they're like the type of volume we would need. They only have two main ones that really sell hard and you have to carry the whole line. And she's like we're not going to carry the whole line just to sell a ventus and you know whatever god what would be, probably green irish tweed, maybe, maybe.
Ryan:So that's a good one, okay.
Myke:Well, there you go yeah, you got places you can go smell it. Go smell it. It Don't spend your money on it. Always try before you buy Sample, don't blind buy All right, there you go.
Ryan:There's our one-night stand review of Kirky by MFK. Now let's get into this beautiful Chanel, probably overhyped who knows? We're going to find out. Let's do it, I let's do it.
Myke:I guess I'm going to be wearing this on the back of my hand.
Ryan:Are you not going to?
Myke:wear it. Yeah, I'm going to wear it. Okay, here we go, curious to see how lunch goes. Boy raspberry hits the air first. You get it. Huh, I do get it.
Ryan:Good lord, that's loud, it is loud, it is very sharp, very.
Myke:Very pretty. A lot of the complaints in the comment section were that it doesn't carry the Chanel DNA. Now you love Chanel.
Ryan:I'm going to disagree, with one caveat, because there are some similarities here. Any of you people out there that have ever smelled Ralph Lauren, the turquoise bottle for women? That's been one of my favorites too, growing up, and this does kind of smell similar to that, but like grown up I felt like that was for like women that I dated back when I was like in my 20s and shit. Like I remember that smell. I feel like this is like a more grown up version of that, if you like that. So I guess in a sort of way it does kind of not maybe have the chanel kind of vibe, but I don't know. That opening is very chanel. Yeah, okay already. Yeah, maybe there is something to that.
Myke:I don't know. Yeah, a lot of people were also saying too, it just smelled, cheap smell like some sort of avon type, you know fragrance. I don't know if you're just painting my smell like some sort of avon type.
Ryan:You know fragrance. I don't know if you're just painting my picture in my head right now and, like you know, using the force on me to make me think a certain way, but it is. You're bringing me down right now.
Myke:I'm not trying to. I mean, you did ask me what the interweb said.
Myke:I'm just throwing it out there it is very quickly losing the chanel vibe, hmm I'm gonna have to give it a minute because I'm gonna be real pretty damn strong, yeah, but I do like what I'm smelling, though it doesn't smell bad. Here's where the flaw in our approach is gonna be. I find it very hard to make a woman smell bad. I mean, women are just I've said it before god's greatest creation. In my opinion, it's really hard to mess that up I concur.
Ryan:Yeah, I believe you on that one. I mean, we've been to the scent room before and we've been told that a woman specifically came in and bought this bottle, this fragrance called Neanderthal yeah, that's right, which was very rough. Yeah, I'm like, what woman is wearing this shit? It's like you want to go meet them or you don't. This isn't bad, but I am gonna say it is drying down to not really be very chanel. Chanel definitely has like at least to me some of the ones very high-end, almost astringent kind of like in the tone of the fragrance. I know that's like a weird thing.
Myke:You always say oh, it smells like I'm in a nail salon.
Ryan:Yeah, especially the Coco Mademoiselle, like the EDT, edp, like they just smell, like I'm at a nail salon. You know, you think nail salons a bunch of beautiful women getting prepped, or me and you getting our freaking feet did. Yeah, we've done that too. So hell, throw, throw the guys in there.
Myke:I miss that. I miss a good pedicure.
Ryan:You know what's funny about that. You know I'm a big Dallas Cowboys fan. I know that's going to go over really well with the audience. Look, I'm born and raised in cowboy country. It's just. It is what it is.
Myke:If you've listened to any amount of time, you know. You already know.
Ryan:Well, there's a guy who's a former player he also played for the Patriots. His name is Jesse Holly and he was just recently talking about his routine for prepping for each week before a game and every single week on a Wednesday I think he's the way he said. He went and got a fucking pedicure Every fucking week.
Myke:Wednesday is typically my pamper day too. That's when I shave my head and trim my beard up, Trim my fingernails if I need to. Why Wednesday? It's just kind of middle of the week and then it kind of rolls over into the next week. Yeah, it's why Monday I always look the shittiest. You want that Thursday, Friday, to be the king. You know I don't like this on the skin. It's very powdery on the skin.
Ryan:The baby wipe thing is actually real. I'm getting that Especially on the skin.
Myke:On this Taster Strip. It smells fruitier, it smells a little bit more playful, argue, a little bit wetter, whereas it's a little more dry, powdery smelling on the skin. Yeah, go on, I like it better on the card. This is why they can get you fools. They spray a bunch of cards and you go I'll buy it, I'll spend 150 bucks.
Ryan:Speaking of 150 bucks, let me go ahead and give you the price and popularity on this bad boy. You ready for?
Myke:the price, buddy, I'm ready. Hit me with the price and popularity of it, ryan.
Ryan:For 100 ml of this bad boy, $176 plus tax, which I know what the tax is on it now it's like $199 pretty much.
Myke:That's a lot. That's a lot for this, and you are not going to get a discount on that. You're not going to find that.
Ryan:No discount whatsoever. It ain't happening Popularity with. I mean it is brand new, but it almost has 1,000 votes. That also shows you how popular Chanel is. This is brand fucking new. It got some votes. Can you guess it looks like you're about to say a three something.
Myke:You, son of a bitch, 3.72.
Ryan:Okay, so I mean we're upper passing grade, but that might be one of the lower ratings we've done on the show. I think, hmm, I think passing grade, but that might be one of the lower ratings we've done on the show, I think. I think, I don't know.
Myke:it seems when they're numbers like that, when it's middle of the road, then it's a polarizing scent yeah, if I were to just compare this, the lucky her, yeah, the one million lucky her is that sweet raspberry, and I mean you can probably get that dirt cheap. Yeah, I think it's better than this dude, because I don't get. Yeah, I don't get that like strong chanel vibe I don't either.
Ryan:It's really worn off. It's almost kind of bitter in a way.
Myke:I don't know man, this is quickly going downhill yeah, but at the same time and I think this just goes into it now we've said it on the reverse too, when we've been like ladies, does it really matter if the guy's dressed nice, he's got his shit together, if he just smells decent, yeah, that works. Yeah, I think it's the same way. If a pretty lady wore this, you think we'd be buying into it. I wouldn't be complaining. I wouldn't be like ew, your perfume. But when I smell it on a dumb idiot like myself or you, I don't know, man, I'm not liking this vibe.
Ryan:I don't know if I'd be as down as you are. I'm down.
Myke:Ladies, it doesn't take much. It takes very minimal effort.
Ryan:For most guys. I'm just being honest. I mean, we already know, we've talked about this before. Men wear fragrances for women most of the time. Yeah, women wear fragrances for themselves. Yeah, that's probably right. Definitely, I'm not saying that to be ugly about. I'm just going like is that true, ladies? Do you wear fragrances like you wear eyelashes? Yeah, that's probably right, definitely. I'm not saying that to be ugly about it. I'm just going like Is that true, ladies?
Myke:Do you wear fragrances like you wear eyelashes? Because y'all aren't competing longest eyelashes with dudes, yeah they don't.
Ryan:You know what I?
Myke:mean it's amongst yourselves. You guys are competing with that type of stuff Like who has the least wrinkly forehead, like we're out here giving a fuck.
Ryan:we couldn't care less off subject, but on the subject of fragrances, when we were in the store the other day. Yeah, maybe this is a fragrance philosophy question, but anybody can answer this. If, at your leisure, is the fragrance industry about to be at a bubble? Is it about about to pop? Because that was a nice sound effect. Good job, that was not put in. That was him. That was really accurate, michael Winslow. We're in there and God bless this lady. She was selling the hell out of everything.
Myke:Super nice lady, by the way.
Ryan:Yeah.
Myke:Yeah, yeah.
Ryan:We get into. This is one of two sections we get into. This is one of two sections we get into, like you know, a one brand, shall I say it?
Myke:yeah, you guys will know what we're talking about she gets into the initio brand right and I've heard this spiel before that was my first time, oh I've heard it multiple times as soon as it started, I like immediately checked out of the brand.
Ryan:So maybe head note, I think it's just because she didn't have conviction.
Myke:She didn't. No, she was like reading it off a card. That's right, because it's new. It's new to them. You got to give her a little bit of credit, but basically they're like oh, it's got these overdose chemicals in it that affects your whatever part of your brain that lifts mood or lifts this sort of thing. We kind of want to believe that we, when we get a fragrance, if they told us, I mean, I've sent you a hundred of these ads that I want us to do on a specific fragrance but they do this thing where it's like you spray this, it affects part of the brain. You know, guys are always like hey, give me the one that affects the horny maker. You know, like it's true, like or just like hey, give me the horny maker one.
Ryan:You know and, of course, the female version of this is like makes you feel better, yeah, lifts your mood, gives you confidence, gives you that you know girly pop, girl boss, sort of you know, and all the guys it's like the one he's talking about legitimately has women, like saying the wildest shit.
Myke:We're going to yeah, we're going to do an episode on it and gross levels, we're going to have to have to bring in a lady, some lady, some or some non-relative lady that we can try this out on. I mean, not for our sake, but yeah, all of it's like they spray it and then the girl's like I'm leaving my boyfriend for you. It's like shit, like that, or like immediately, she's like I'm gonna suck your. Yeah, it's, it's rough, it's crazy. We all know it's bullshit for sure. Yeah, we still keep spending 190 something, bucks. Uh, who the hell's wearing this thing? I want to say it's like the girl version of the guy we always talk about. Okay, that's, you know, they've bought the same thing for a while. Then now they're gonna try the new flanker of it. They're, you know, on their third chance flanker. Okay, this is new. Yeah, oh, it's got raspberry bag it up.
Ryan:And when they got this back, were they impressed or do you think they were let down?
Myke:no, I don't think they think much about it really. Yeah, because I remember, dude, I used to wear fragrances that now I'd be like I can't believe I used to wear that. I smell them now and I'm like, nope, which one's that Really ripped abs? No, not really. I'm trying to think. I mean, I had Hollister for a while, but I probably still don't like it.
Ryan:I think it was Dylan Blue, because we both used to wear that and I think now you're like there's something about Dylan Blue that makes me sick when I wear it.
Myke:No, it was the first day we wore it. I really liked the opening, really really liked it, yeah. And then I remember two hours later I had like a shoot and I was like, what do you think of this? And they're like, oh, it's okay. And then I smelled. I was like, oh, it's like really aquatic, yeah, I'm like. Then I was like, oh my god, do they think I smell like a wet dog?
Myke:they don't mike oh, I hate that aquatic stuff, man, you really do, I have a I have a hard time with it.
Ryan:In my opinion, I feel like aquatic stuff is like one of the most natural masculine type of sense for a man to wear. I'm serious yeah, huh I mean, I know it's like, it like makes sense in my brain at least, like I can't explain it, but just just like you know men are wet, gotta be wet.
Myke:I mean, it makes sense.
Ryan:Salty citrusy.
Myke:Yeah, every dude in every cologne commercial is coming out of the water. Yeah, you know, they're always, even in cool water. The cool water boy, cool water.
Ryan:Yeah, that is kind of a strange thing to think about. Pretty much every fragrance ad ever is coming out of the water.
Myke:What is the story of that? I mean, deep down, they're probably just like drench yourself.
Ryan:Do we need to have body positive ads? Like men, fat like me coming out of the fucking water.
Myke:Probably. This is beautiful at every size or whatever type thing. This does not exist for men. Come on, y'all. We know that, we absolutely know that and actually we saw it with Victoria's Secret. They did it. They did like sorry listeners, they did plus size stuff and sales tanked Really and then they went back on it and yeah, they change on that sort of stuff. It's human nature, guys. I'm not saying that's what we like, yeah I don't care, I don't care, I don't care either.
Myke:I mean, guys, we just know it doesn't exist. There isn't a single ken doll out there, that's like you know, carrying a bunch of visceral fat around, that's like I don't know. Has receding hairline right.
Ryan:Do you want there to be one?
Myke:no, they're like I don't know. For me, that's where I I go into. It's like look, this is people's jobs. To look beautiful, oh, yeah, expect that. Yeah, that's why they're getting paid. They've achieved something that a normal person can't achieve. They actually say there are more millionaires than there are people with six-pack abs year-round. Really, yeah, that's a real stat. That's a real stat. That's crazy. Yeah, because it's impossible to maintain that.
Ryan:Hey, why are these people fucking?
Myke:fat shaming me. Then, man, what the fuck? I just don't think it's it. I don't look at anybody else and go I wish I had that or I wish I don't know. And I know it's like human nature, but for me I'm never upset. If somebody's got a shitload of money, I'm never like well, that is going to affect me getting money. Or if I see somebody that has like a completely shredded body, I'm not, I'm never mad at it. I'm like OK, this guy probably doesn't get to eat pizza when he wants. He probably has incredibly low sex drive. I'm like this guy's fucking miserable.
Ryan:You think?
Myke:because he's in such good shape he has low sex drive. I'm like this guy's fucking miserable. You think because he's in such good shape he has low sex drive? Yeah, if you drop down below a certain body fat percentage, really your sex drive tanks, absolutely, hello, exactly, see, see what I'm talking about. Yeah, imagine that you got a surplus of sex drive, right, I mean, you're like a tanker.
Ryan:Are you going to skip it?
Myke:Sample or buy it. What are you going to do, Ryan?
Ryan:As many of you listeners know, if you've listened here, steve's always commenting he loves it, he hates it. By the end of it, he tells it. You know, yeah, yeah, you're. You're wishy-washy right now. If it continues this way, the tester strip smells pretty fucking amazing. Are you serious, after all that shit talking dude?
Myke:wow, I still do not like the hand yeah, why are going to carry that tester strip in your back pocket all day?
Ryan:Yeah, I'm going to carry around and see what happens, but I mean, right now I'd say it's a strong sample. Yeah, I do have to say the opening's nice. It's not 100% Chanel, definitely does not feel like Chanel drying down, but what I'm smelling right now, the tester strip does smell, smell good. So I'm going to say it's at least a sample. Right now you can go into any department store pretty much and probably smell this. Go smell it and see what you think, spray it on you, walk away, wear it for the day.
Myke:Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't be bad if you were going shopping to not wear a fragrance that day and just go. This is going to seem weird, but I want to actually wear this. I'm going to spray a little bit on my clothes, a little bit on my skin. I want to see how it wears.
Ryan:Look for real and don't do the mistake of wearing a couple of different ones to smell from. Just pick one. Yeah, I think this would be something to try. You may end up liking it. Right now, the tester shirt smells pretty good.
Myke:If you're a lady out there, no one is going to complain if you wear this. No, they're probably not. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna circle all the way back around to what I was saying at the beginning because don't get it twisted. Whenever I was like victoria's secret, you know I'm like ladies you're beautiful, no matter what. You're beautiful just like you are. You shouldn't be tripping because, dudes, we love you most of us yeah, it's easy for you guys, a little bit harder for us yeah, man, I think men in general are just wired in such a way where if we like something, it's it's down.
Myke:I mean, that's just the case, you don't have to do too much. You know chasing?
Ryan:Yeah, they're just like Mike, order a three.
Myke:I think she's in love with me. I've had this argument with some of my gal friends because I'm like guys. Literally guys will go. That girl was smiling at me. Yeah, I think she likes me and I'll be like dude. It's her job to smile.
Ryan:You're at a strip club?
Myke:Not there. I've already announced on the show I've, as an adult, I've never been to a strip club. But no, you just kind of go. I guys are just desperately looking for signals that like, yeah, do they like me because I like them, it just doesn't take much for us if you're, if you're kind, if you got a nice smile, you could wear chanel, you could wear a zaro, whatever I will not say a name of who this person is, but when I was in my I don't know mid-20s, me and a buddy went to go eat at a burger king, uh-huh, and there was a young lady obviously working the cash register.
Ryan:This is like 2010 or 11 I'm thinking somewhere around there. Okay, and she had like the mousiest voice, uh-huh, super innocent looking. She had to be all of I don't know fucking 18 or 19 I know who this is, oh yeah, and he couldn't stop thinking about her while we're eating. He literally got like tears in his eyes. Yeah, she doesn't need to fucking work here, man.
Myke:I'm like what the fuck dude, I just want to save her. Like fucking hero, complex. Yeah, what the fuck dude? Guys are just built that way. And I've talked some of my gal friends would be like, no, we're like that too. We think that, you know, every guy who smiles is, you know, is into us. But I'm just like I think, guys, god knows what we're looking for.
Ryan:Yeah, but, ladies, I think you're overthinking it they're not trust me because they're not overthinking about how guys are like with the opposite sex. They're just not no, they, they.
Myke:They know that we're pretty like desperate and oh god there's so many times.
Ryan:dude it just like. I know we're kind of getting into a little something here, but it's fine. I don't believe in the whole like doing the like, swiping, right shit. Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm just like that is.
Myke:They need to just get rid of all that shit.
Ryan:If you're a guy and you're listening to me, get the fuck off that. It is not built for you. Buddy, I'm telling you, I don't care if you got eight pack abs.
Myke:Oh my God. Well, this is what we complain about all the time, right? Everybody goes. I don't want him to see me just based on my looks and then it's like I'm going to get on it. I'm going to go to a dating app where the first thing they judge you on is your looks, 100%. You know what I mean, god. Look at. Love is blind.
Ryan:For god's sake I will not say who this is again different person. But even they are trying to speed run the, the oh, yeah, yeah.
Myke:So it's like I know this separate person but I know this person as well. They're just swiping on every picture, every single photo they go back and go which ones connect with me so it's like there's nothing for either side.
Ryan:There's nothing really good happening there. Yeah, look it's. It's gonna take a while, guys. I know you want your fucking fries fast, but find a hobby. You said this find a hobby, or find them in the workplace without getting fucking canceled.
Myke:Don't, you can't. You have to date Guys, you have to date your boss if she's a female, guys, you can't date down. Okay, you can date up, you can't date down in the workplace.
Ryan:But it's just like you got to get out there. That's the best way. And look, it may take a minute minute. I'm not even going to sugarcoat it it's. It may take longer than a year or two or three. We've been there, we've had dry spells, huh right right, yeah, okay, young men, I'm just going to speak to you specifically right now go out.
Myke:I love that this episode is for women we're talking to the men out there.
Myke:Well, I mean, you know they need a little bit of guidance. Let unky, mike and ryan talk to you for a second here. Listen to me. Figure your life out, figure out who you are 100, get into things you enjoy and look. If you want somebody that is going to match you and have common, you know, interest, yeah, then do that. You want somebody that prioritizes fitness and is excited about the things you want to do on the weekend, like 5ks and shit. Then get into a running club and then find people in that group that enjoy those same things. You know what I mean? Yeah, go to the fucking library every day. Yeah, I mean we're basically you got to treat it like we treat business. I literally have this conversation with ryan where I'm like you go out, you network, you get around people, you find commonalities, you know that sort of a thing. That's the truth. Nobody wants a superficial relationship, but the only way to date now is this superficial shit I don't think it's the only way.
Ryan:I think it's what people pigeonhole to themselves. It's the only way.
Myke:I think it's what people have pigeonholed to themselves. It's the common like suggested way Because it's easy, so easy. But we already know something great never comes easy. It takes effort. If everything great was so easy, then everybody would have it great. But nobody has it great because shit takes a lot of effort and nobody likes to give effort and until next time, spray it up y'all.