Sole Sisters - Anaconda Watch Party

Justine and Kylie are back and going down to the Amazon! Join the Soul Sisters as they engage in a "running watch party" for the 1997 horror film Anaconda. Instead of a traditional drinking game, they increase their treadmill speed during jump scares, deaths, and point-of-view shots, while decreasing it when the characters say the film's title. How diabolical! They talk movie’s plot, cast, and special effects while testing each other with behind-the-scenes trivia. 

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SPEAKER_02 0:17

We're listening to Soul Sisters brought to you by Running Scared Media, where every stuff has a story. I'm just gonna calm hi. And you're not even ready for the story we're gonna tell today. What are we doing? I don't know. It features something green.

SPEAKER_01 0:32

Like maybe a leprechaun?

SPEAKER_02 0:34

More like a Anaconda. Dun dun dun. This is Running Scared After All. And actually, there is a scary leprechaun movie somebody told me about. So maybe after hearing what we're gonna do today with Anaconda, you can take it upon yourself to watch that leprechaun movie and play this game to that. Or maybe we'll do it next year. Who knows? I know. The possibilities are endless. Warning. This episode does contain spoilers of the 1997 movie Anaconda. If you haven't seen it by now, that's cut on you. Today we're gonna play a running movie game. Instead of a drinking game to the movie, we're gonna be running. We have some rules involved with that. So similar to a drinking game where you drink when something happens on screen, we're going to be changing the settings of the walk pad depending on what's happening in the movie.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Tell us our rules, Justine.

SPEAKER_02 1:28

Because it's a horror movie, Anaconda, every time there's a POV shot, every time somebody dies, and every jump scare or scary musical sting is gonna have us increase our speed by 0.5. Oh my gosh. That's a lot. No cat. You just gotta be sprinting. So that's a lot of things to increase our speed with, but I've decided that every time they say the title of the movie, Anaconda, you can decrease your speed by 0.5. So hopefully they say it enough times that it really makes an impact. We can add the word snake. Snake and Anaconda. Like, what else are they talking about during this movie? There's like three things to make you increase your speed and one and a half to decrease. And that's the game. So get on that treadmill for Kylie. We're gonna start off with a little trivia to see what speed she's gonna start her game on. So I'm gonna ask you three questions. If you get all three right, you start at speed one, and if you get them all wrong, you start at speed four, and you know, fill in the blank with everything in between. And that might be where you start. Okay, I wanted to ask you some behind the scenes questions about our movie Anaconda. We're watching the original 1997 Cult Classic. So, our first question, we'll start with the hardest one. The snake is both CGI and animatronic in certain scenes. The CGI snake was incredibly expensive. It cost roughly blank for every second of footage.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

And what the fuck kind of question is that?

SPEAKER_02 3:05

A hard one. I want to see you sprint.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

I gave you easy ones. Can I get like a range?

SPEAKER_02 3:11

If you get close enough, I'll give it to you. I'm not rude. Or deflation. Okay, what you're saying for every second?

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Yeah. I'm gonna say a thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

A hundred thousand.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

Get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_02 3:27

Yeah, so I if you were anywhere close to that, I would have given it to you, but you were very far. So you have one wrong. I told you a hard one. Here's an easier one. They also had an animatronic snake that they were using during filming, but it actually spun out of control. And there's rumors that it came very close to hurting one of the actors. You have to guess which actor. It's an all-star cast.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

Here's my thought process. If it were to happen to Jennifer Lopez, I think she'd walk off the film. She's like, actually, fuck this. So I don't think it's JLo. Who would be cool about it? Perhaps Owen Wilson, but I don't know if he even made it.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

Like, I don't remember his character making it that far. I've only seen this film one time and it was a few years ago, but I know Ice Cube makes it pretty far, and I think he would be funny about it. So I'm gonna go with Ice Cube. He's like, no big deal. I'm just limping away from the animatronic. It was J Lo. Let's get out of town. Too wrong. Here is your final question. Arguably the easiest. While set in the Amazon, much of the movie was shot, not in the Amazon rainforest. Where was it shot?

SPEAKER_01 4:40

How is that the easiest? LA, Hollywood?

SPEAKER_02 4:44

It was half shot in Hollywood, so I'll give it to you. It was half in LA, half in Brazil.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Justine, what kind of fucking questions were these?

SPEAKER_02 4:52

What kind of behind the scenes were you hoping for? I was thinking a question of like what year did the movie come out? And I would tell you, it was 1997. Oh my gosh, but we were just looking up the movie like seconds before. I had to make it hard. Name three actors of the All-Star cast. I would have done it. I mean, you did just during your wrong answers. I have to start at a speed four. Yes. Okay, let's begin the movie. Maybe he says his iconic line right away. There's snakes out here this big. Kylie's like, thank God. Actually, it's really salty. You're starting off and the beginning of the movie. Oh, okay. The beginning of the movie doesn't have as much scary as later in the movie, so I thought it would be good to get you sprinting at the beginning. And you're probably only gonna decrease from here. Oh, there's a title screen. I'm gonna read it. Tales of monstrous man-eating anacondas. Yeah, that counts. Has been recounted for centuries by tribespeople of the Amazon basin. Some of whom are said to worship these giant snakes. That's another one. Anacondas again are among the most ferocious and enormous creatures on earth. Growing oh oh no, I can't read it. It disappeared. Growing tense. Oh, we don't know. Anyway, they're gonna kill their prey. There's just like a title card at the beginning. It was going way too fast. That decreased my speed really fast. See, and you were worried. I knew it would. They're gonna mention snakes and Anaconda's. Oh, the title screen just popped up, Anaconda again. Kylie can decrease her speed. I mean, she was really starting at a disadvantage. And now we have our all-star cast. We got J Lo, Ice Cube, Owen Baby. Do you know who John Boyd is?

SPEAKER_01 6:35

Sounds like I should know.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

I think he plays the bad guy, but yeah, I don't know. Oh well, Wilson, Gao! What son is that? He's Lightning McQueen, dude. Oh, no way. Yes. The first time I watched this movie, I did not know that it was such a star-studded cast. I would never imagine this group of people in a movie together. No, seriously. But it worked. It's been years since we've seen this movie. I actually think this is a POV shot at the very beginning. Like it's slanted. I think. You're right. Yeah, that totally was. Totally forgot that at the beginning of a horror movie they gotta do something to scare you.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

Who is this snack?

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Oh it's that Anaconda on the newspaper. Oh shit. Okay. Whoa! Camera shake. If a snake was going for me that hard, I'd be like, yeah, actually, just eat me. No. What am I supposed to do about it? Your survival instinct would kick in faux show. Dude, he broke through the bone. A snake. I actually think like I'm terrified of being eaten alive. That I think it's like top three worst deaths that could happen to you. So I would be climbing this flagstaff as well. He has a gun in his hand. I would maybe just kill myself. Yeah, honestly. Do you think we're gonna see the snake at the beginning of the movie? I can't remember. No, they gotta cube the audience. Oh! Oh he killed himself! He literally did what I thought he was gonna do. What I would have done. Wait, is there a thing for an on-screen death? Uh oh yeah, every death you increase. Yeah. J-Lo, she looks so young. This is actually so crazy. Wow. That's what people are gonna say about us one day. Um, I wasn't even alive when this movie came out, just to make everyone listening feel old. By a year. And so, and I wasn't alive. And my mom was even pregnant with me. Stop! She might have been. No. I'm a September baby. Oh, you're right. Okay, if a man is blonde, you don't trust him. Take notes. If a man has blonde hair, then you owe him nothing. And if an Anaconda gets him, then he had it coming. Okay, wait. Doesn't he not turn out to be like an asshole later? I can't remember. When we watched this movie years ago, we were actually playing a drinking game to it. And now we're just- What was the rules of that? It was like take a sip every time we saw the snake or something. And we made a Anaconda-themed cocktail. I think it was green. And it had gummy worms as a snake. Oh yeah. Iconic. Truly. What's the boat called? The Michaela. Oh my god, he looks so young too. They're all babies. They're babies. Isn't that crazy to think like these were the actors that our parents grew up with whose Violet will grow up and Timothy Chalome, like she'll be watching the Wonka movie, and she'll be like, oh my god, Timothy Chalome looks so young here. And I'll be like, oh my god, I'm old. Dude, Timothy Chalome looks young to me. Like, I'm old. I think he looks too young. He does look very young. I don't know how old he is, but he's dating Kylie Jenner, and Kylie Jenner's older than me, so. He probably is around my age. I just something about him. It's that Wonka movie. I'm like, you're a child. Yeah. Also, I think he appears like he's short. I don't know if that's accurate. Oh, Owen Wilson! I feel like he has other catchphrases. Is he the alright, alright, alright guy? No, that's Matthew McConaughey. Oh my god. From Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I think too. What? How do you know all this? How do you not? This is why I couldn't ask you your trivia questions like when did the movie come out and who's the all-star cast? You know too much about that. I had to go hard. I thought you were gonna throw me a bone. I thought I was throwing you a bone. Right. You assumed J-Lo was a diva. Because that's her. You're getting cancelled for it now. I doubt that's her reputation nowadays. Really? Yes. Oh, maybe she's like, I've dealt with too much in my lifetime. That one time that damn animatronic snake almost took me out and I didn't say anything. I'm not dealing with anything anymore. I wouldn't turn into a bitch after that as well. Okay, I forgot to remember what the rules were. A jump scare or musical sting, which we have the TV on really quiet, so you might get lucky with that. Every death and every POV shot. Okay, okay. I feel like they must have discussed the words snake or anaconda while they all got on this boat together, but we missed it, so you just keep on keeping on.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

Whatever. We have the captions up so we can see if they say anything.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

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SPEAKER_01 12:19

They probably would, but also to answer his question, that is just you, that's probably the least likely place I would want to be getting it on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:26

And then the next scene, they're caught in a rainstorm. No thanks. A rainstorm does make me horny, actually, so. Oh my god. Okay, would you save the man on the stranded boat? Yes. Why wouldn't I? Here's the difference. Would I save a man stranded on the side of the road in a car? No. But on a boat, that's just so like. Yeah, in like the middle of the Amazon, like you feel bad. I would that does sound seem like something that is happening by accident, like he's in trouble versus side of the road, I'm thinking I'm about to get kidnapped. By the way, this character, I can't remember what his name is, but he pissed me off the first time we were watching. He annoys the crap out of me. Why? It's very manipulative. I remember he convinces the group to keep doing things they don't want to do and basically leads to all the deaths. Isn't it an evil one? I mean, is anybody truly evil in this movie or is it just the snake? No, because he secret he wants to feed the snake. He wants to see the snake, and he basically lures them to the snake. Oh, what the fuck? Because he wants the snake to keep eating and stay alive or something. Okay, so we like really shouldn't have saved him. Yeah, no, we shouldn't have. But he did just catch a fish. Does that cause a death? I think it's supposed to be people death. Boom. Don't look, Justine. Oh. Actually, yes. A death is a death, and a fish, fish have lives and they're important, and we're gonna sprint for the fish. I wonder if that was a real fish or not. Better not be. Back in the 90s. She the late late 1900s.

SPEAKER_01 13:54

A failed priest, aka a cult leader. SNCK!

SPEAKER_02 13:59

SNCX, that's my calling. And that's Kylie getting called to slow down her treadmill. I'm cruising. Sam's Litherin's like a snake. Poaching is illegal, but you were just fishing in the river, my guy. Well, no, I think poaching means taking animals and selling them. No. No. What are you talking about, really?

SPEAKER_01 14:17

Poaching is hunting an animal like off-season or without a permit. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

Well, maybe cause he's gonna eat the fish, he he's like, that don't count as poaching.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

That definitely still counts, but maybe the fish you're allowed to fish them currently.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

M-A-N-A-U-S, how do you say that? Manaus? I don't know. Manaus? That's where they filmed in Brazil. So they did go and film on location for parts of it. So then what was your damn question about that? It was where do they film the movie? And I knew you would guess LA, but I also wanted to inform the viewerslash listeners.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

Even though the movie takes place on the Amazon, where do they actually film it?

SPEAKER_02 14:53

In Brazil. Well, I didn't know that they were actually filming it in the area that they said in the movie. How do we know any of your facts are factual? I mean, ask Google AI. Not only did Google AI say it, but then I was like, I'm gonna ignore Google AI. I'm gonna do my own research. And I clicked the first few links and it said the same stuff.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

So literally, I said I used AI to help me come up with my questions. You said you better fact-check it and then you use AI to use yours.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

And I fact checked. You didn't just hear that part?

SPEAKER_01 15:22

I fact-checked mine.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

You know what I heard in the distance just now? A horde of people canceling you for using AI on your homework.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

You just said you used AI.

SPEAKER_02 15:31

I didn't know I did the Google thing and then Google gave me it. I didn't ask Google AI to do that. You know what else has been annoying me lately? When you go to your Gmail, firstly, at the very top of an email that you open now, it'll be like, this is everything that was said in the email, and it bullet points it for you. That is the exact amount of text that's in the email. Like now you're making me read double, so I just have to like force myself to ignore this Google summary. And then when you go to reply, it already wrote my email response for me. Really? It's creepy and like, oh, a kid. Oh my gosh, this happened so fast.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

It's a nice watch.

SPEAKER_02 16:07

That's a POV shot. What's been pissing me off is on Amazon. I was making my daughter's wish list for her birthday coming up. And every single time I searched like a toy or an item, whatever. Oh, we did just see a snake. Well, what? Every time you see the snake too, Avi.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

Oh. Anyway, an AI thing popped up on the side being like, Are you looking for this?

SPEAKER_02 16:25

Let me help you. And it was so annoying because it's like you're showing me the items that I are on the search, and there's no setting to remove it, so I have to exit every single time I search something new. Oh my god, not the eyeball being left behind. That's a snake. Wait, that's the eyeball. I thought that was an earring. It was the jaguar's eyeball. The snake kills the jaguar and somehow pops his eyeball out. Dude, imagine going to film a documentary on this like Indian tribe, and then you bring a driving range with you. Yeah, honestly. Do you know that song? No.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

You'll always want an argument if you end up with it, your mama.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

Yeah. And now you know that came from the late 1900s. Is that's just a tree. I'm like, is that a snake? No, wait, that's a literal snake. It's a snake statue. Okay. Snake statue counts? Every snake. It's a totem. Yeah, but it's that's 100% a snake. I think you slowed down for snakes.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

What the frick? I'm sped up.

SPEAKER_02 17:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

Oh, well, whatever. I'll just keep it at the speed.

SPEAKER_02 17:23

Oh, you just said warrior snake, giant anaconda. Slow it down. We need somebody to die here soon. Kylie's crawling.

SPEAKER_01 17:31

Literally, I'm going at a uh snake's pace. Snakes are actually fucking.

SPEAKER_02 17:35

I was gonna say, yeah, don't be so quick to roast the snakes. They're really fast.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

I beat them in a leg race. Because they don't have any legs, don't I swear?

SPEAKER_02 17:43

I trap snakes for a living. Oh my gosh. I'll just keep it at two. I won't go lower than a two. How about that? Oh my god. Not him being rescued only to ruin their documentary with every shot. Literally. This is what I mean by like he's pissing me off. Like, you're a guest in this house. Act like it. Yeah, he really doesn't act like a guest. He barely is gracious that they saved him. I don't even think he is. I think he's like, if you weren't gonna save me, I would have robbed your boat. Oh my gosh. I think I kind of remember this. Is someone about to die? Because they're like, we're gonna go get some s the sounds of nature. And then Owen's like, but remember the sounds of nature make me horny. Oh, that's a P.O.B. shot right there.

SPEAKER_01 18:23

Ugh.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

Classic horror movie where the two lovebirds are first to go.

SPEAKER_01 18:27

So true. And he's smoking a dookie. Wait, is dookie a joint or a poo?

SPEAKER_02 18:33

I think it means both.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

I don't smoke weed if you can't tell.

SPEAKER_02 18:37

She also isn't poo. She doesn't have experience with either. I'm truly in a constant state of constipation. I love how they're like, all these sounds are so beautiful. I'm like, actually, that's my nightmare. I know. There's like just all these insects. He's the one who initiates the hanky panky. Oh, she's like, you've been telling me about this this whole time. Like, okay. He literally goes, oh my god. Like, he can't even believe it. He was not expecting it. You're all be getting horny to the sound of mosquitoes. She's like, you know, it'd be so hot if we recorded the atmospheric jungle sound, but then we had sex on top of it, and then we made everyone listen to it in the editing room. Genuinely, they're gonna hear that shit. Why would you do it? Turn off your cameras at least. Oh, the snake is creeping up on them. They'd notice. The silence? Oh, because it's the all the creatures leave because they're scared. Oh. Oh, it's a boar. Oh my gosh. That's a P.O.V shot, Kylie.

SPEAKER_01 19:30

Fine. I wasn't expecting that to be a boar. I was thinking it's gonna be the Anaconda.

SPEAKER_02 19:36

I know, they really got us. They got us twice, technically, because this is the second time we've watched this movie. By the way, I would never be in this situation because I would never sign up to do something like this ever in my life. Uh yeah, definitely not. You wouldn't? I don't want to be in the jungle by myself. Or with this group? No. With ice cube, you wouldn't want to hang out with it? Oh my gosh, they killed the colour. Oh my god. He shot him in the eye. Wild boar. Gores with the tusks, goes for the eyes. I don't know if that's true, but that just sounds ridiculous. That two alpha men are agreeing with each other. That part piggy. Ice cubes are vegan. He's like, actually no. Yeah, for real. How are you shaving and using binoculars at the same time? What in the hell? I can't even put earrings in without looking at a mirror, which I thought was not abnormal, but Angelo, who has one piercing, can do it without using a mirror. He can also put in eye drops while driving, as we've learned. I think I could put earrings in without a mirror, but I know some people who do like their makeup, like especially those TikTok people doing their makeup on the phone. Yeah, I'm like, I can't do that. I need to look in a mirror. Yeah, the phone camera trips me up. I have tried it before, but it's strange. Yeah. I can't even put lipstick on using the mirror, actually. Like I end up having like a red mustache and like a little bit of a goatee, like it just goes all over the place. I want to hire a makeup artist, but like to only do my lips. I just want to see like what a good lip would look like on me one time.

SPEAKER_01 21:08

So when you get your makeup done, do you have them put mascara on you or do you do your own mascara?

SPEAKER_02 21:13

I think I usually just insist that I do it. I insist. I get really freaky. I think they've tried doing it to me, and then I keep like blinking and whatever. Yeah. Flinching, and so they're like, girl, just do it. Yeah, here you go. You like flinch every step of the way. They're like, do you want to put on your own foundation? She.

SPEAKER_01 21:32

Honestly, though. But if someone does it gently and they do it nice, it actually feels really good to get your makeup done.

SPEAKER_02 21:38

Okay, so in this scene, I think there's gonna be a death. Oh my gosh, so they got stuck on something and he's trying to cut them loose. Yeah, the propeller got stuck on like a rope. Also, is it not sus that there's just a rope out there?

SPEAKER_01 21:51

No, I mean there was maybe a shipwreck earlier. I think that's what it is.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

Oh my god. Like he's in the middle of the. I forgot, what's the creepy guy's name? I think that's John Voigt. Oh yeah, okay. John Voigt's character, I think. Whoever creepy man that they rescue from the boat is. What's happening to him? Hardcore. POV shot? Yeah, I would say so. That's a POV shot of our scuba diver guy getting like spun around in the water. But no, the creepy man was like making eyes at JLo, which is one thing, but to bite your bottom lip, like why?

SPEAKER_01 22:29

His name is Kale? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 22:31

The guy in the water? Maybe it's Kale's last name. Okay, wait. I fuck with the name Kale. He is not an asshole. He's a good guy. Oh yeah. And a little spoiler, you think he isn't gonna make it, but I think he does. Don't they have to do the trachea thing on him? I think so. Oh, what is in the There's a bug in his mouth! Wait, what is that? Ew, it's like a huge ass wasp. A deadly poisonous wasp. How did that get in his mouth? Stop! I can't. John Boy, no! I was actually about to make a joke, like, gets a little bit of water in his lungs, gets a tricky. I guess it's because of the poisonous wasp.

SPEAKER_01 23:10

Oh my gosh, that looks like it's.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

Oh, I can't look. Oh no! Oh no! That was so disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 23:16

If you are running, make sure you don't get faked by such things.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

Oh my god, actually, yeah. It's a good thing we're watching this movie, so you don't have to. You go watch that leprechaun movie. I'm pretty sure it's less gory than what we just saw. That was so gross. That was disturbing as all hell. I think they did like a tracheotomy, I think that's what it's called. I think they did one in Song. It wasn't even as gruesome as that. Actually, it was not that it was like necessarily gruesome, but it was just so nonchalant, and to me that's worse. Yeah. It was not over the top at all. It was actually like medical in a way that I did not need to know. And it disturbed me in greatly. Hello. Evil man in the movie that we can't remember the name of. You're the one who saved him with the throat thing. And now you're like, throw him in the river. Did John Boyd orchestrate this whole thing? Because now with their leader out, he kind of steps into that position. He's making calls for everyone because he's like, I'm the most knowledgeable person here. Ah, dude. So it feels like he orchestrated it, but like how? He just said he was looking at the map, he's like, the closest hospital in civilization is 50 miles down the river. But they're like, then why did you tell us to go up the river? You said we were taking you to the nearest town after saving your ass. So he's being stuck.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

Oh, and you know what else? It's like, how did he get that bug in his mouth? Did Don Boynt like plant it somehow before he went in the water?

SPEAKER_02 24:34

I think that's what the movie is insinuating, but honestly, how? Maybe we'll find out. Is this a POV shot? I think so. Are you serious? 100% that was a POV. What is the what is the POV of? It's the snake. No! J Lo wants to kill him. Yeah, don't even piss me off. You said we're gonna go this way because you know it, and then when we're like, is this the river you know? No. Yeah. Someone talk about a fucking snake already. Where is the snake? When did he get dynamite? The fuck? Literally, they're like, how do you get dynamite? You saved him from a ship in the middle of a rainstorm, and he managed to keep dynamite that wasn't destroyed by the rain. He's like, I know I'm gonna need this. I almost thought it didn't say god's snake, but god snake. Oh god, I went. Is it Gary? If his character is named Gary? Or is Owen Wilson? Gary Owen Wilson. Oh look, it's like Gary. Look, Owen Wilson is swimming in the river right now. He put the dynamite in the water. So it's waterproof. Don't worry. Waterproof dynamite actually, you guys, don't worry. There's a snake head for you. There you go. Decrease. That looks like a P.O.V. shot, though. Oh, whatever. Tell me what's down there. Maybe it's an otter. I don't know. It ought to be a snake, that's all I'm saying. Many snakes. Really? Yeah. Look how many snakes there are.

SPEAKER_01 25:56

They'll just count as one, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 25:58

Okay, they did say snake, and we saw snakes, so you can get two. Oh my god. Oh my god, not the snake with a toad in his mouth. Oh, snake bite. That was horrible. John Voyd, do something. You're such a fucking freak. He's like, that's a lethal bite ride there. Ha ha ha. Not gonna move it. I feel like he's about to kiss that snake. He's into he's gonna put it in his pants. Oh. The mother is the mother of the big Anaconda, perhaps? Uh POV. That was the most POV shot to ever P.O.V. Oh, the bad guy's name is Saron. Oh. So you think probably all those aerial shots of the boat on the river was actually done on location? Is my guess, and then everything else was not. Because if CGI back in the day was$100,000 per second, they're like, it would just cost less money to fly everyone to Brazil. Actually, they wouldn't even have to fly everyone to Brazil, just one guy for a boat shot on the river. Honestly, making this movie seems like a logistical nightmare. Kudos for them for figuring it out. Yeah. And in like the olden days of 1997, can't even imagine a time wasn't even alive for it. I can't even imagine a time where it made more sense to fly for a business meeting than to call or do a zoom.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

Tilt shot, that seems like a POV?

SPEAKER_02 27:20

No, actually, there was a word for this type of shot in film school too. It's called the Dutch angle, and it's basically meant to show you this angle is not straight, like it's off-putting. Like just like how the scene is gonna make me feel off putting that. It did make me feel off-put. Oh, there you go. Okay, another reason I can never do an Amazon river float or even be a part of this movie as an actor. I do not like I don't like getting wet. I don't like getting in the water. I'd be so bothered by this scene right now. Pretend you're hunting the snake that's in the river and you have to walk waist deep in it. I'd be like, ew, not in my clothes. I barely even like showering, so for real. That's a great aspect of this movie is every shot you don't know if it's like the snake creeping up or not. Yeah, honestly. Oh shit. That's a snake. Wait, is that the guy? Like the local guy was with him holding the snake?

SPEAKER_01 28:09

Like they are in cahoots.

SPEAKER_02 28:11

Oh Mateo. No way. What the hell? Call this a cooldown walk because we're almost at the halfway point when Justine's gonna have to take over. I'm gonna call it a warm-up to the halfway finale. Me? I don't know. I feel like a lot of deaths happen in the middle. I want more people to die before I get on that treadmill. I'm like worried. How many people die in this movie? I thought like everyone died. I thought maybe one or two stay alive, but there's like eight people on this ship. Like, where are they? When did they go?

SPEAKER_01 28:39

I thought the only people that made it out were Ice Cube and J Lo. And then the guide with the tricky oddity.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Really? I don't remember that. Is that more dynamite? Get it away from this man. He's like, yeah, yeah, we're gonna go on for fuel. Knows that every ship has dynamite for some reason. Whoa! Oh my god. That's a jump scare. That definitely scared me. Oh, it's good stuff. I just realized this is the ship we see at the beginning of the movie. Oh, because that's the ship himself. Yes, because the snake went from below the ship and made a hole.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

So it wasn't for not, it came in later.

SPEAKER_02 29:16

Yeah, it wasn't just to set the scene, it set the entire movie. I say that British guy in every shot he's in, he's playing golf. Literally every single one. He's either playing golf or he's getting his finger bit by a snake. Or he is shaving his face. Honestly, he shaved his face like twice already. He literally did. I guess uh men sometimes they shave their face every morning. Look, because he's gonna die. Yeah! Oh there's a snake that also. That's him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

That looks CGI.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

That's a CGI snake.

SPEAKER_01 29:43

Okay. For death, you don't get to go down because you see the snake. You gotta go up because of the death. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

Oh no, it looks like a painful death. Oh my god. Jesus. What are we watching? It's a Monday night. Why did that snake know how to break a neck? Like, what the heck? Because the road is training him. Oh shoot. Oh, is that the tail that died? Yeah. Well, okay, good, Brennan. That's a creep-ass snake. Why are we highlighting that? Okay, you're right. That would if you had to stare that throat as it was eating you, like I would rather be killed before I went in.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

Okay, I think that's halfway point of the movie, Justine. Let's switch.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

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SPEAKER_01 30:47

I'm not liking where this is going. Guess I'll just have to check out DJ Trivia.com and find the game closest to me.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

DJ Trivia is across the US, so you can check online and find a game near you too. And unless you're Kylie, there's no running required. Now I'm off the walk pad. Justine is laced up, ready to go. But first I have to ask her my trivia questions.

SPEAKER_01 31:12

And let me say this: not only do I feel like my questions are easier than yours, but I went with asking anaconda facts. Like the snake. It's trivia about the snake anaconda.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

You think I know anything about an anaconda?

SPEAKER_01 31:26

The beginning of the movie stated some facts about them already.

SPEAKER_02 31:30

I was talking to them.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

And we saw some interaction with the anaconda, so I feel like you might have learned some of these facts, but I digress. Let's just go. Justine does have a harder half to go. First question: How do anacondas kill their prey?

SPEAKER_02 31:44

Strangulation and then swallowing?

SPEAKER_01 31:47

I kind of, I guess it's constriction. But basically they're not venomous. They choke them out.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

That's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_01 31:54

In the movie, he did like bite him, which I don't think they do. They wait till they're strangled first.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

That's what I meant. I was I was overthinking it. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

Fine, we'll give it to you. Question two Are Anacondas known as the longest snake, the heaviest snake, or the fastest snake?

SPEAKER_02 32:10

I'm gonna go longest. Heaviest?

SPEAKER_01 32:14

They're the heaviest. They can weigh over 500 pounds.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

I just thought they were large and everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

They are the biggest snake in the world, but there is a snake that can be longer but skinniest. But I guess like proportionally they're the biggest snake.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

Damn, okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

But you got that one wrong, so currently you're at two speed. Last question, and I guess I'll give it to you if you're close. How many years? How many years does a wild anaconda live?

SPEAKER_02 32:42

Oh my god, what are you talking about? These are easy questions. I'm gonna say 10. It's literally 10. Okay, I was gonna say like dogs kind of live around 10 years. Like I think all animals have a 10 year, they live a decade.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

But if they're in captivity, they can live up to 30 years.

SPEAKER_02 32:57

Isn't that crazy the difference? It kind of seems like it could be. Like 20 years? That's a lot of life. I guess that means other things are just eating them before. Maybe those poachers.

SPEAKER_01 33:13

Could be the poachers. So someone just died. It was Mateo.

SPEAKER_02 33:17

And Kylie had to run for him.

SPEAKER_01 33:18

Yes. Tell me if you ever do this. I do this personally. If I'm like reading a book, if I put the book down in the middle of a scene, in my mind the characters are trapped in that moment. Like they just cease to exist. And it's almost like they're just standing there waiting for me to pick the book up again so they can continue their conversation.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

What an imagination you have.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

Is it that like I wonder if anyone else does that? Because that's how I feel with movies. Like, if I pause the movie right now, they're there forever. Then only Matteo died in this movie. Oh, yeah. And everyone else is just gonna be like twiddling their thumbs, waiting for Kylie to come back so he can finish our adventure.

SPEAKER_02 33:48

I never think of it like that, but yeah. What the hell are you throwing at me, John Boyd? Snake's out there this big, thank you. Wait, that was so funny of Denise, how she's like, Mateo's probably not dead though, like right after John Voigt says how this snake kills you. See, thank god I asked you my trivia questions before we watch that scene. I mean, you gotta write anyway though. I am the British man who's always golfing and shaving. That would be me if I was on this ship. You're just like disassociating. A hundred percent. And then I would flip out like right now. I'm JLo and I'm like, just go into the boat and hide until we're done. That's what I would love to do, honestly. They're not in the Amazon. They are. They're in Brazil. Is that what they're in the Amazon? Oh my god, that should have been your trivia question. Girl, your trivia question made no sense to me. Oh my god. I actually think Saron is just like lonely. Actually, so annoying. If Owen Wilson dies right here, it's like, why did you leave your woman to like square up with this old creepy man? Like, who what do you have to prove? Reptile tranquilizer, and he's loading it into a syringe. Do you think that's a real thing? Tranquilizer only for reptiles? Like, no. No, surely it wouldn't be labeled like that. JLo sees what you're doing, brother. Put it away. It's like even worse that everyone knows he's the bad guy and they just have to deal with him. Because they're all just too polite. You know, horror movies, the lesson they teach is don't be polite. Don't be polite to anybody. It's not worth your life. They're weirding you out, be an asshole. That's a drawing of a snake. That's a drawing of Mateo with a snake. He's like petting it. He's friends with the snake. You spot that little little nipple? They should have pulled the blanket up a little bit more on him. On him. I don't want to see the man's pink ass nipple. That little nip. They killed the monkey! And it's like, why do you want the anaconda to come out? You think you're gonna like take Mateo out of the stomach, revive him? To really date this episode, have you been keeping up with like the punch, the monkey?

SPEAKER_01 35:48

It's going viral.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

Oh, because none of the other monkeys want to take care of him. Yeah, and so he was like cuddling with stuffed animals. Yeah, I've seen punch. Apparently, now he has a mother. Very cute. A big snake. I can't go any slower. Okay. My god. We need someone to die. We need someone to die. We need a fairy scene to come up. A jump scare, POV. All they're doing is talking about snakes in this movie. Maybe we should have done the opposite. Run every time they say snake, and then slow down every time they die.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

Listen, you're the viewer, do it the opposite way. Run, go faster every time they say snake or anaconda, and then you let us know how it went.

SPEAKER_02 36:27

Owen's like squaring up with Saron though. He's like, listen, you catch the snake if you know so much about it. What the hell is he doing with the gun back there? Oh my god. I'm not him taking out a gun. Why is Owen on Saron's side? Somebody had to be. They could all team up and shove this motherfucker off board and then shoot him while he's in the water flailing. That's the conversation they had in the writing room. They're like, somebody needs to be on his side, or it just doesn't make any sense. Genuinely. Boo, Owen, boo. Yeah, Owen, I forgot Owen turned into a douche, apparently.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

Girchow.

SPEAKER_00 37:04

Stop.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

He needs to go to that one town and repave the road, learn a few lessons in Dan Light.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 37:11

Dude, Ice Cube's like, I will kill him.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

Are we about to get a jump scare? Thank God we're watching a movie that's not really that scary. If we were watching a horror movie and I was on a treadmill, I might die. Snake!

SPEAKER_01 37:22

Is that the Anaconda he just caught on the fishing line? Wait, I can't hiss like a snake. I can't do it. Yes, ice cube, kill him. Oh no, what the hell?

unknown 37:37

No.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

Oh my gosh, he lost the knife. Oh my god, is Westbridge gonna die? The monkey, the bait!

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Oh my god, the fact that the monkey got bat out.

SPEAKER_01 37:48

Dude, no one's running. I guess maybe they're frozen with fear. Terome, get it with the tranquilizer.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

Oh J Lo ran away and it's not easy.

SPEAKER_01 38:01

She's not panicked enough. Oh my god, he just tranquilized it in the mouth. Oh no, Denise got yeeted into the water. You know why? Because she listened to a man. Never do that.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

But he just jumped in after her.

SPEAKER_01 38:14

Oh my god, I swear if Denise dies, it'd be so sad.

SPEAKER_02 38:17

Should they both die or just I feel like he should die first, at least. He has to die first. She needs the satisfaction of watching him die before she goes. Those were definitely POVs. Oh my god, just means running faster. Oh the death.

SPEAKER_01 38:31

CGI is actually insanely bad.

SPEAKER_02 38:34

Really? I was outside. I thought it was pretty good. Well, the fact that that snake just like made out with Owen Wilson and there's not any bite mark or blood or nothing. She didn't think of everything, but the snake itself was pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

Did you hear he just said it's no good to me dead and he doesn't want to kill the snake, he just wants it to be passed out.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

Because he's a poacher, and that's what poaching is. Take exotic animals and then you sell them to other areas.

SPEAKER_01 38:56

I guess that makes sense why he says poaching's illegal. I I thought poaching was just illegal hunting. Good for you, Denise.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

Yeah, Denise, don't worry, you'll get over him.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

Yeah. Date Ice Cube. He's more handsome anyway.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

Yeah, honestly. Who's gonna defend you?

SPEAKER_01 39:09

He would have defended you so hard. Dude, she's about a snap. Because he's so nonchalant about it. He's like, pray for the souls, okay, let's go.

unknown 39:17

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 39:18

Oh my god, spooky eyes.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

I'm gonna count as a jump scare because that actually did speak. It's like Saron flaring his eyes open wide all of a sudden.

SPEAKER_01 39:26

That's all the horror you need in this one. Oh my god, Westridge getting a backbone. Oh shit, he just bitch slapped him. He thinks him. That's what I would do. See, I'm Westridge so hard for it.

SPEAKER_02 39:36

Thank you for threatening me with a gun. I will do as you say now.

SPEAKER_01 39:40

Basically, he takes them hostage.

SPEAKER_02 39:41

That's why you never save somebody who's out there on their own.

SPEAKER_01 39:45

Genuinely no. I'd be like, I will call help for you. That's it. You know, there's even like a scam where like normally a woman will come knocking at your door like needing begging help, and then if you open the door to let her in, the burglars come in after.

SPEAKER_02 39:59

That's why I don't know. You can never help anyone. I don't answer calls that I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 40:04

Me neither. Now the Girl Scouts, they don't knock on your door, they leave little brochures on your hand will be like, scan the QR code to order cookies.

SPEAKER_02 40:12

Oh my god, that's genius.

SPEAKER_01 40:13

It kind of is. Dude, kill him.

SPEAKER_02 40:15

I think she is. Okay, wait. I'm pretty sure I recall the scene. She just put on lipstick. I was gonna make a comment like, why the hell is she putting on lipstick in the Amazon? I think she's gonna seduce him, and then Ice Cube's gonna come in after and like try to kill him and take over the ship. Dude, if it was me, I'd be like, that plan's not gonna fucking work. They're so desperate, they're like, what do we do? He has a gun. The British guy's out. He's not helping us.

SPEAKER_01 40:37

Her eyes say, fuck me. She's blinking so much.

SPEAKER_02 40:40

She really is. Morse code for the shit. Like increased speed every time she blinks.

SPEAKER_01 40:44

Okay, Emmy. The fact that he's potentially buying the seduction is crazy.

SPEAKER_02 40:48

I don't think he is.

SPEAKER_01 40:50

I think he does. I think he's like, even if you are fucking with me, like, I ain't gonna pass up the opportunity to be with JLo.

SPEAKER_02 40:56

It's been a long time since I had a woman.

SPEAKER_01 40:59

What a line. Oh my god!

SPEAKER_02 41:02

Oh my god, I'm actually so grossed out. He knows, see? He knew. You think I was so good? Of course I was gonna. He's like, I didn't know I was being used, so I was still gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 41:16

That golf club did damage.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

I'm gonna go for every injury at this point. I'm tired of waiting.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

That could have been a jump scare if they did it better.

SPEAKER_02 41:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:25

Oh my god. They just need to kill him. Don't tie him up. Kill him.

SPEAKER_02 41:29

I think they're gonna feed him to the snake. That's my favorite. Why?

SPEAKER_01 41:31

But then the snake's gonna go near you.

SPEAKER_02 41:34

Yeah, look. They're like, well, well, well, look what's for breakfast.

SPEAKER_01 41:38

Yeah, he admits to being responsible for the wasps.

SPEAKER_02 41:42

Why would you even try to kill somebody with these poisonous wasps?

SPEAKER_01 41:45

But he's done this scam before.

SPEAKER_02 41:49

He really does.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

Even when he smiles, his lips are turned down.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

Or maybe that is really him acting so good.

SPEAKER_01 41:57

I don't know. I think that's just how John Boyd looks.

SPEAKER_02 41:59

We'll have to look at pictures afterwards.

SPEAKER_01 42:01

But I know people who do have smiles like that.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

Really? Permafrown?

SPEAKER_01 42:06

Why can't Westridge do the boat anymore? Take me back to 18 rounds of golf. Bro, you've been golfing the whole time. Increase the speed every time you see Westridge with a golf club in his hands.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

With the amount of times they've shown that snake totem pole, they are boating in a circle. They actually never leave, regardless of who's captaining the ship. Yay, Lyle.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

Yay!

SPEAKER_01 42:31

See, I think you're gonna have to be sprinting a lot at the end because it seems like all the dead be happening at the end.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

I thought it was more evenly spaced out. What the heck? I feel like the beginning had a lot of scary setup. Like you had to run a lot for the POVs and the jump scares. And I think I'm gonna have to run for a lot of depths. And I definitely think it has to be reduced speed for the word snake in Anaconda and not the visual, because obviously he's doing all the killing. Yes. He she is I feel like I'm running in a sauna. Kylie's heater is on, it's like right above me, basically. I smell it. This is turned off. Like an oven. But it's actually your house. Oh my gosh, they're in the water. Did they all have to get in the water though?

SPEAKER_01 43:17

Like, well, Denise stayed behind. What are they doing?

SPEAKER_02 43:20

Getting the boat unstuck. Oh, it's Denise! Do it. Kill him. Kill him, Denise. She's gonna let him loose. No, she's not. Are you crazy? She's gonna get him. Get him, Denise. What? He just like took her out anaconda style. He's suffocating her with his knees. How the hell did he jump like that? Not me having to run for a human death.

SPEAKER_01 43:40

They're all human deaths.

SPEAKER_02 43:41

I mean uh a human kill, not an Anaconda kill.

SPEAKER_01 43:44

Oh my god, that was shocking. We've literally seen this movie before. We're like, what the hell is happening here?

SPEAKER_02 43:52

I think at this point we drink too much. We probably took a sip for every time we said snake or anaconda or showed one, we were out.

SPEAKER_01 44:00

Dude, that was the lamest death I'd re actually I think I would rather die from a snake than that man. Ugh. Between the two choices.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

Literally. Like, what do you think the big splash was? Gosh, Denise had one fucking job. Good riddance. Oh my god, you're mean.

SPEAKER_01 44:18

Well, because of her now, John Boyd is free. Snake! No way they can swim faster than the snake.

SPEAKER_02 44:26

I think there are snakes that swim, but in my head, I'm still like, there's no way snakes swim.

SPEAKER_01 44:31

No, actually, that was another fun fact about the Anaconda. They are known for swimming, and that's why their ears and eyes are on top of their head because they can swim in the water. I'm creeped out.

SPEAKER_02 44:39

That's a P.O.V. if I've ever seen it.

SPEAKER_01 44:41

That's the very much so P.O.V. Does he get caught in the rope?

SPEAKER_02 44:45

Things are actually heating up in this movie. No, Westbridge, please don't die.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Westbridge is my favorite. Oh no, Westbridge! He's slipping off the waterfall.

SPEAKER_02 44:57

Would you rather die at the bottom of the waterfall or in the mouth of an Anaconda waterfall?

SPEAKER_01 45:02

I think waterfall. Good thing Westbridge is over there because it's stressful on the boat right now.

SPEAKER_02 45:07

The punching sound effects are so good. The sound effects are so loud for the action. Ice Cube just got stabbed in the thigh. Oh my god, the snake. Westridge. No. Oh, he chose to jump down the waterfall. Oh no! The snake got him before. Curls him up. The snake loves biting from the face. Holy shit, a tree is falling on the boat. Forgot about the captain, Kale. Actually just sleeping. You know, maybe it wasn't so bad to chew on a wasp and have your throat sliced open. That's like the best outcome so far. Oh no! Westbridge is so dead. Did you increase for him? Oh my god. Did I? Okay. I'll go right now. What is your speed?

SPEAKER_00 45:50

4.5.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

Yeah, that's a good job. That's a good job. Oh my god, the snake. Aren't you satisfied? Say there's a snake. Please. The anaconda. It's wrapped ice cube up. Save him, J Lo. Save him. Oh my god, that anaconda has teeth. Maybe they all have teeth. They do all have teeth. What the hell? Do they? Oh my god, J Lo just shot the snake. Love that we saw the same shot three times. The editing. It's so bloody.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

Get away from us. Yes, J Lo, you fight him. He's a snake. Punch him in the nuts, people. Oh rubber. Captain Kale to the rescue. He pressed on the throat wound and it's bleeding heavily. Oh my god. That is so much blood running down that man's neck.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

I'm actually disturbed.

SPEAKER_01 46:47

I'm incredibly disturbed.

SPEAKER_02 46:48

So did Soromi die? No, I remember he comes back later. But technically, we would think he died.

SPEAKER_01 46:54

It's like horror movie 101, you need to see the dead body.

SPEAKER_02 46:58

You can't ever presume him dead. Apparently not. Okay, so for the sake of experience, I'm gonna assume he's dead. Because if you were watching this movie the first time, you would think Sorone's dead, and I increased my speed. Also for the sake of my workout. I was gonna say just need this as a mileage goal.

SPEAKER_01 47:14

Alright, now I guess they're trying to find their way out, and they've come across this freak ass house. They need more fuel. This is just the problem that they're always out of fuel.

SPEAKER_02 47:23

They needed the fuel fuel to get go.

SPEAKER_01 47:26

They're leaving Captain Kale behind.

SPEAKER_02 47:28

Dude, pick up every weapon on the way. Pick up that axe, pick up that gun before you go into this creepy warehouse. That fuel may or may not be in. Jay was like, nah, I'm not touching that dirty gun.

SPEAKER_01 47:39

Are they expecting people to be in this house? Because they keep saying, I hope they got fuel, but then like, if you think someone's at this house, put the gun down, ice cube.

SPEAKER_02 47:46

They're like, it might be more sarone crazies. Yes, or anacondas. If someone came up to my house holding a shotgun like that, I wouldn't want to help you. You'd be like, oh what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 47:58

Yeah. They're operating as if it's abandoned because they didn't knock on a door.

SPEAKER_02 48:03

Two miles. My second significantly faster than the first. By like 10 minutes. Yeah. I'm actually so surprised. I was actually very fast. Can't even get to three before the banana. Probably about like 10 more minutes left in the movie. I think I can do it. Especially just gonna be more death. And jump scares.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

Oh no, Jla just found another snake skin! Oh my gosh. POV. Oh, you're gonna be. That's POV so wrong! Oh my god! I didn't know. He was alive. What? It's another Dutch angle.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

I really hope it's called a Dutch angle and didn't make that up. Ingle Deutsch! No, Deutsch is German. Damn it. Maybe it's the German angle. Ew, why is the monkey blood? So is the fuel canisters actually holding a bunch of blood?

SPEAKER_01 48:58

No, that's a paint bucket. Oh, okay, okay. He's luring a bigger snake, I guess, because the other one's dead, unless the other one didn't actually die. He's like a must poach. She's so overheaded. How does she look so sexy while she's so tied up?

SPEAKER_02 49:12

How does she look so sexy with blood on her? How do you smile with your lips turned downwards? Like it's insane. But he is. I think he burns the human bones to ashes after the snake eats everything.

SPEAKER_01 49:25

They're pouring the human bone dust onto them and they have monkey blood. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 49:30

I don't know what's happening. That's a movie.

SPEAKER_00 49:33

Well, hold on, I need to see the source. Yeah. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 49:36

Come on, John Boyd. Tranquilize the snake already. He's probably like, I'll tranquilize the snake after they get eaten because I am sick and tired of them. See, they didn't scream at all during any of this. Like, I'd be screaming my mind off. They're all trapped in the net. Oh shit. The snake is pissed that you just did that. Oh my god, that's a fast snake. That is the scariest thing I've ever seen. That was so fast. I did not like that.

SPEAKER_00 50:05

Crawling up the ladder to get Saron. That was terrifying.

SPEAKER_01 50:08

Oh, and then they trapped him in the net. LOL. Oh my gosh, the snake. See, that's the second time he's bit him. Well, they're not venomous. There's not gonna be blood. The snake is drooling. I don't think snakes can drool.

SPEAKER_02 50:22

He's hungry. Saron, can you die already so I can slow down? No, wait, I would speed up. But you already did run fast before his death. You're ready. But he's about to die for real. Ew, look at his face. Yeah. Oh my god, wait. That's a POV shot if I've it's uvula POV. The camera angle is like inside the snake's throat as he's swallowing Don Boyd. It's like a masterpiece. It really is. Like the angles are so experimental, they're like so good. Yeah. It makes the movie interesting and exciting to watch. Jaws wishes it could. Jaws could never. Never. Actually, I've never watched Jaws.

SPEAKER_01 51:00

I have watched Jaws.

SPEAKER_02 51:01

I tried to, it was very slow in the beginning.

SPEAKER_01 51:03

It's very slow throughout. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 51:06

I think it's an older movie than Snake. Than Snake? Shutting off and panda.

SPEAKER_01 51:15

They didn't have the CJI budget like this one does, so.

SPEAKER_00 51:18

Jaws would be flopped. So that in a conducted slither.

SPEAKER_01 51:22

There you go. Well, they like barely show the shark because they couldn't, but that people said made it freakier. Ew. Oh my god. He regurgitated John Boyd. Ew. Oh my god. It's kind of epic. Ew. He winked at her. He's not alive still.

SPEAKER_02 51:38

Like, what is going on here? So the snake just puked up the bad guy. And then he winked. That was so gross. This is the craziest 10 minutes of film I've ever seen. The snake moving is really freaky. It's so fast. But honestly, snakes do move like that. They do. It looks like nothing to them. What's faster? Justine on this walk pad right now or the snake. Unfortunately, I think it's me. The only thing J Lo is doing is running up ladders. This is like the third ladder she's run up.

SPEAKER_01 52:12

Not the fuel. Pouring all the fuel out. I guess they have a bigger problem to deal with than low gas.

SPEAKER_02 52:18

Yeah. They're like, we'll actually live here if the snakes just die. Yeah, J Lo, why do you think the snake was gonna be held down by that? Oh no, you gotta jump.

SPEAKER_01 52:28

If you don't jump, you're gonna die!

SPEAKER_02 52:29

Yeah, well the rope is gonna burn anyway, so you go fall. Yeah, you could have tried jumping into the water. She did. Oh. It's a perfect land length. Okay, that CJI was really bad of the tower burning up. I don't think it looks too shabby. Really? I think the snake looks worse, but I don't know how you can make it look good, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 52:48

Like, I don't even think in today's technology, that snake would look good.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

Well, actually, we'll find out when we watch A guy that they did it again. It's on fire, still going after J-Lo. Badass, dude. The snake is on fire in the water, but he's like, I'm not gonna submerge my body. I'm too busy trying to kill J-Lo. You know, this really isn't a horror comedy at all. There's nothing funny about this. It's just stressful. Okay, snake death tends to speed up. That snake is not dead. It's about to jump out of the water, and you're gonna have to speed up because of the jump scares. What's gonna happen? Oh god, please don't scare us. Now he's talking about the fuel. You poured it all over the floor, ice came and blew up the tower.

SPEAKER_01 53:27

There's no more fuel! They're just gonna have to roll. I'm so curious if in the new one there's gonna be some cameos.

SPEAKER_02 53:33

What my wait that was just scared me. I don't know. I told you. Okay, well, let's just call it. Yes. We are only running fast on human deaths, Justine, not animal water.

SPEAKER_00 53:44

The way they killed that snake. Disgusting. Killed it with an axe. Axe to the head.

SPEAKER_01 53:49

I don't know why JLo decided to sit on the dock while Ice Cube went to go get gas. Like, I would have been like, I'll meet you at the boat. Like, fuck that.

SPEAKER_02 53:59

She did it! Call it a negative split run. Hello. We're back with Captain Kale. She's like, don't use your throat.

SPEAKER_01 54:08

I have monkey blood thrown at me, so.

SPEAKER_02 54:11

I think they're gonna make it out of the. Don't tell what happened. Maybe say the S word or the A word. No.

SPEAKER_01 54:19

They found the tribal people that they're trying to film the documentary of. Weren't they like elusive, like no one's ever seen them? Yeah. Are they gonna be like, you know what? Let's film the documentary now. I'd be like, no, I wanna go home. No, I'm sorry, I hate that. I hate that for everyone involved.

SPEAKER_02 54:36

That they continued making their documentary.

SPEAKER_01 54:38

Yes. We're done. Oh just say, imagine living your life and then like colonizers come to film you on camera just so that they could show people about you. Like what?

SPEAKER_02 54:49

Imagine living your life, saving stranded people. They make a document in life. Do they save stranded people?

SPEAKER_00 54:58

We hope you had a fun time listening to our antics and changes during the 1997 movie Anaconda. We'll see you next time on Running Scared.