Kaitlyn's the Mane Attraction

Ever wondered what happens when your hairstylist has to ask you to play the silent game? I can't say the same 😂 Hear why as we catch up with Kaitlin, long-time friend and overall delight to be around. It's always pretty magical when we're together, but something about bringing champagne and microphones to your appointment really takes things up a notch. 🍾

She has one of the most infectious laughs on this planet, and lucky for myself and listeners, she thinks I'm pretty hilarious 💖Just trust me when I say to sit back, relax, and let this audio treat make your day!

And ya'll comb back now, ya hair? 🍒

Looking to hear Kaitlyn's first appearance on the pod? Check out episode #33 here:
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Transcript

Speaker 1 0:00

Hey everyone. It's Tiff. I hope you're having a good week. This episode is a shorter episode, but by God is it funny. It's so funny that I've had to pause editing it to laugh, and each time I've listened to it which is now about the fourth time I've laughed just as hard as the first time. So I don't know. Hopefully that gets you excited about what's to come.

Speaker 1 0:33

We have a return guest. It's Caitlin. If you recall, the last time we heard from her was in episode 33, which was meet my hairstylist, caitlin, on being a hairpist, tipping and boundaries with clients. Funny enough, we actually discussed tipping again today, but if you haven't heard that episode, I highly encourage you to go back and do so. Caitlin's been a family friend since I was a kid. My stepdad and her dad were both firefighters and so we were in the same community. I still drive two hours to get my hair done by her just because I love her that much, and we have these kinds of times when we hang out. How could we not?

Speaker 1 1:06

This podcast, although it's the third release of season five, was actually the first one I recorded back. We were in my car, just like usual, in the middle of a hair processing treatment and that's because I only get to see her every so often. So the last thing to note is we did not get a clip because I did not give her a heads up that I was going to be doing that. But you do hear live on the pod me starting to take a vid and she's like absolutely not. So, yeah, enjoy, we haven't recorded for a year and a half. That's a long time, yeah. And if you guys don't know who this is, this is Caitlin, my hairstylist. You know her now. You love her. Not going to say your last name, okay, caitlin, did it. We're going to start with Caitlin, did it, do we not?

Speaker 2 1:52

use last names. Are we incognito? Okay, cause we don't want creepers.

Speaker 1 1:56

People are going to be obsessed with you, caitlin. We don't need them.

Speaker 2 2:00

I don't need them when you live, where you work. I don't know how to deal with anybody being obsessed with me.

Speaker 1 2:04

You just tell me I'll hurt them, I'll kick their ass. Too much, too much. Anyway, guess what? Same thing, different time, different place. You're in half later. We're still sitting in my car. We need to take another selfie, still processing. We're processing my hair. Only this time I'm pink. Last time you were turning me into a red Jessica rabbit bombshell. Oh my gosh, that's right. This time, what would you say? You're turning me into.

Speaker 2 2:25

This is more of like a champagne-y pink. We're going to have like some champagne blonde. What fruit is it?

Speaker 1 2:31

Strawberry yes, it is, I'm a strawberry bitch.

Speaker 2 2:34

Literally a strawberry toner.

Speaker 1 2:35

I'm so excited. And doesn't she say strawberry? So cute. Say it one more time Strawberry.

Speaker 2 2:40

It's so cute. I just discovered that today. I just wanna record it and have that mirroring tone when people call it strawberry.

Speaker 1 2:46

Strawberry, strawberry, strawberry. You got some crispy Rs in there and we're gonna put a picture in my hair. I brought my own champagne to the appointment because, Fuck, I forgot about four picture. We have plenty in my life. Okay, yeah, Awesome, Thank God. Listen. Last time I was here I was like, do you guys ever do like champagne? She's like if you bring it. So this time I remembered I'm gonna text her and I'm gonna ask if I can bring champs. So the night before my appointment I text Caitlin and I said, hey, can I bring champs tomorrow? And can I tell him what you said yeah, she goes. Ha ha, ha ha ha. I might be really high, but what are champs? And I literally started dying.

Speaker 2 3:22

Okay, from my perspective, I thought she said champs and I was like, oh my God, is champs her dog? Because spelled the same and I'm like I know her dog's name is Harper, but maybe she got a new dog, so I had to stalk her face.

Speaker 1 3:34

She stalked me. Looking for champs. Hashtag looking for champs.

Speaker 2 3:39

Find champs.

Speaker 1 3:40

Find champs.

Speaker 2 3:41

He's out there and he's a he.

Speaker 1 3:43

I don't know why he's a. He he's out there, oh no, so she's like thought. I asked if I could bring champs to the appointment and she was like. She's literally said she's like I wasn't gonna tell you no, but I also didn't know what champs was. So what am I saying?

Speaker 1 3:55

yes to, and when we're talking about Tiffany champs, could be anything, surely so champs could be a lint piece on a string that I'm like this is my support lint. I don't go anywhere without him. No, I don't. So that's hilarious because I shorten everywhere, just like podcast stew. Yes, this is my caught. I'm kidding. I never said that in my life. You can't shorten already three letter words. You know what I'm saying? You can't, no. So if you remember, last time when we saw Caitlyn, I kind of rapid fired questions. She did say a few things like that. I want to highlight Again I'm her top five favorite client. I just want to hit that again. And you're not wrong, it's still true.

Speaker 2 4:32

A year and a half later.

Speaker 1 4:34

All the tea like has anything crazy happened in the meantime of just the logistics of people getting their hair done and all the bullshit of the general public?

Speaker 2 4:42

Bullshit of the general public is just a daily occurrence, but I feel like there's. I'm sorry, but there's no tea from clients.

Speaker 1 4:48

I don't have any, not tipping, no one's not showing up on like you're not having any annoyances. You're in a real solid group.

Speaker 2 4:55

I feel like not tipping is like NBD. A lot of people like I feel like our generation people know Are we not in the same time I?

Speaker 1 5:06

feel like I'm like back when I was a kid.

Speaker 2 5:10

OK, our generations, If we're in different ones.

Speaker 1 5:12

Sorry, sorry. So I don't know, but like maybe who knows?

Speaker 2 5:15

I don't know what year were you born 32., 32. 92. I'm a ghost, I'm a fucking fabulous. That doesn't sound right. Wait, what are you? 97.

Speaker 1 5:26

Yeah, I think you're Gen Z no.

Speaker 2 5:28

I don't know, I hope not.

Speaker 1 5:29

Sorry, Gen Z they're so woken?

Speaker 2 5:31

They're woke, but I don't know. I feel like.

Speaker 1 5:34

I identify with like millennials more. Maybe switch places with me. I don't want to be here.

Speaker 2 5:41

Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared.

Speaker 1 5:42

I know Editing Tiff will look up the exact what we are, but anyway, whatever you were saying about just, I just feel like our generations, like the younger crowd, like we understand that.

Speaker 2 5:52

Like when you're providing a service, you tip someone you know.

Speaker 2 5:56

Like when you're getting your nails done, or you're going to get a haircut, or you're going out to eat, like you know. Like 10% is good. At minimum I typically tip 20%, but if I don't get a tip, it's NBD. Tiffany, I don't want to watch this back. Just so you know I'm okay with voices. I would have gotten ready today had I known you'd be doing a live action. I have to do this. We'll just take a picture. I'm holding it here to cover my face Absolutely fucking nice. I'm sweaty. What's this? Later we're cleaning. Oh my god, I am sweaty. Anyway, so not tipping and not a big deal. No tip, not a big deal, but don't you think you should? On your hair, if you're providing me a service, I'm going to tip you, right, but not everybody is accustomed to that.

Speaker 1 6:43

Some people do feel why are you so nice about that? Like, how are you so nice?

Speaker 2 6:48

Because I do set my prices, so like I am making sure that when I set my price I'm making a livable wage.

Speaker 1 6:54

Actually the chikun massages me I. Every time I try to tip her she says I don't take tips, it's worked into my price. I have considered doing that too, but then I'm like I also want to give people the option because money For some people that's like an ego thing.

Speaker 2 7:05

They feel like let me help you, let me tip you, show you my appreciation, and it makes them feel good to be like I'm a big baller.

Speaker 1 7:12

Yeah, I've never felt that in my life. I'm a big baller boy. Sometimes I feel that when I'm like pretending Really, how do you fake it?

Speaker 2 7:19

Like if you go to get a tattoo I know you know this and you just spend a little too much.

Speaker 1 7:23

That's true, I'll big. What do I? Big ball on You're fucking tattoos, bitch.

Speaker 2 7:28

That's so fucking true, that's so fucking true, you'll drop some money like you don't have it. The two smallest tattoos I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 7:35

And I spent $500. Is that not normal? No, I got this little baby butterfly and this little baby sign. Oh my God, and I owe my God, I'm for $500. I know, but the guy was so hot, Not that I paid for that but no, I think you're good.

Speaker 2 7:51

I don't know where they're going. We're sitting in my parking lot. By the way, I wish we could be homing, because this is a wee fucking learn.

Speaker 1 7:56

Last time a chick almost fell and you were dying. You were dying. Oh no, okay, caitlin, I promised you we're gonna play smash or pass. Yes, and if anyone ever came up with this before me. I'm not trying to copy you, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to copy you, I'm sorry. So last time you said your celeb crush was Will Smith, that didn't age well. No, it didn't.

Speaker 2 8:48

You know I recently watched Sons of Anarchy, so I feel like my current celebrity crush would be Charlie Hunnam Is he the main guy, the blonde guy.

Speaker 1 8:56

I don't know the show, but I know the main guy.

Speaker 2 8:58

He's like he's got an accent in real life and that's even hotter, like what? What's the accent? Something from Europe, I don't know. Scotland, no, not, no, he's not a Viking. I think he's like not Irish In the show.

Speaker 1 9:10

Is he American though? Yeah, I love when, like yeah, you can hide it, american accents is so all of a sudden they just start talking like it's like, that's fucking hot.

Speaker 2 9:17

You can just switch it up. You can be a different person each day. It's like having two boyfriends, so smash him.

Speaker 1 9:22

Smash. Okay, I want to give you tough ones though. Oh, okay, Timothy Shalamee Pass.

Speaker 2 9:26

He's like really delicate looking. Are you fucking kidding me? I would break him. Tiffany, Are you serious? You don't want to?

Speaker 1 9:30

have the intimate. Whatever version of that sex is no, yeah, like it. Maybe he'll do ballet around you, I don't know.

Speaker 2 9:37

Out the ballet. Okay, Ballet Shalamee. What is that? You're gonna listen to this back and be like what are those little weasels? It's gonna be me Ballet Shalamee.

Speaker 1 9:53

Shut the fuck up, absolutely. Have you seen the video of him at his talent show?

Speaker 2 9:57

No, in high school. Look it up, you see why that gets a star. Wait, isn't he dating Kylie Jenner? Get the star, yeah, are they?

Speaker 1 10:03

like. Is that confirmed though? Yeah, he just went to Stormi's ballet recital.

Speaker 2 10:06

Full circle.

Speaker 1 10:08

Daddy ballet, daddy ballet, oh, that sounds hot. Daddy Puret on my bled, that's not the word. Is there a car? No, I touched the chair with my hair, sorry. Well, it's your car.

Speaker 2 10:21

No, I'm scared about my hair.

Speaker 1 10:22

No, your hair's fine.

Speaker 2 10:23

You can't fuck anything up this way. You're all good, but you can.

Speaker 1 10:26

I don't give a lick about my car. Okay, it's really in right now. You know Idris Elba, love him. Are you watching hijack on prime? No, no, I'm strictly watching Desperate Housewives. Every time I've asked Caitlyn like about six times say, do you watch this? And every time she's like no, I watch Desperate Housewives. No, I watch this, and you'd think I'd fuck off by now. But no, I don't, and she watches. Who's your? Let's go there. Who's your favorite Desperate Housewife?

Speaker 2 10:52

Sam, only in season two, so I'm still getting to know them. Every time I think I know one of them, something else happens and I'm like, oh, oh, no, but you know what?

Speaker 1 11:00

Now, who is it? I only know the redhead, felicity Hoffman. I don't even know who that is. Who's Felicity? She's the one who got in trouble in real life about the college admissions scandals.

Speaker 2 11:11

Oh my God, I think she's my favorite right now too. Come on, yeah, lynette, she gets.

Speaker 1 11:15

Yeah, she's playing a really good like yeah Lynette, yeah, she college admissions scandal. Like Ann Becky yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 11:22

Yeah, and she's married to the guy that was in Shameless.

Speaker 1 11:25

Never saw that.

Speaker 2 11:26

Are they not married? Maybe they're, maybe I, maybe I made that up. The main, the guy the main. Yeah, the dad, yeah, yeah, oh, in real life, I think so Pretty sure. Are they coming in here? They might be coming in here. They're going to be like why the fuck do they have microphones?

Speaker 1 11:38

Yeah, and why the fuck do you need to come in? It's the same guy. Park it, sir. What about Terry Hatcher? Who's that? She's on Desperate Housewives.

Speaker 2 11:46

I don't know their real names.

Speaker 1 11:49

She has dark hair. She needs the plumber. Oh, Susan. Susan gives me kind of pick me girl vibes right now, does she yeah, does she yeah, okay, yeah, because, mike, I don't remember.

Speaker 2 11:57

So currently Mike is in a coma and she started dating this other dude whose wife is in a coma, and they met in the hallways of the hospital and they started to have a fling and then she went away with him for the weekend and Mike wakes up from his coma and she's not there and then when she finally rushes there, mike doesn't remember her and she had also been dick down. She'd also been dick down. You can't cheat on your fucking husband in a coma and she just just gotten back together with Mike after dating somebody else.

Speaker 2 12:21

She's not my favorite right now. Okay, got it. But Lynette, she's feisty, I like her. Yeah, I know she's fine, she's like mama bear. So, speaking of real life.

Speaker 1 12:29

are you dating? No, Okay, can I say this?

Speaker 2 12:33

I don't know what are you gonna say?

Speaker 1 12:36

Yeah, Caitlin has a crush. She told me about her crush. We've been talking about today and I've been all about this probably one age, well, you can check on Instagram. The girl who made, if you know the words of this, I've seen those on tiktok, but I don't know that girl. Okay, I don't know why that just got me. Anyway, she has a crush. We talk about ways to like reel him in if you will. If I have a fish, like how do you want her to go up and say like.

Speaker 2 13:03

So here's the issue, guys he doesn't have social media right. So in today's day and age right.

Speaker 1 13:07

How do you?

Speaker 2 13:08

slide in the DMs. If there are no DMs to slide in number one. We love that because it's rare.

Speaker 1 13:13

It is rare and it's kind of hot like I don't need to succumb to the pressures of social media, like I'm good with living my life without anyone knowing Hot, but then I'm also like way too much dateline and I'm like do you have something to hide?

Speaker 2 13:25

Are you running?

Speaker 1 13:25

No, Because I've also had exes who don't do social media, and there's some of the hottest, most mysterious men on the planet.

Speaker 2 13:31

He's cute, I don't know.

Speaker 1 13:32

Sorry, I don't know if I would label him as like he like gives me like like nerdy athlete. Okay, no, that's kind of a great combination.

Speaker 2 13:43

Yeah, like I feel like it's a good balance. I also do not know him at all, so I'm like we're just going off. How are we?

Speaker 1 13:50

gonna turn it from crush to vibe. So that's why I said I said, caitlin, why don't you drop a note that says If said send your carrier pigeon to his office. Pigeon, we actually have direct access to his work and I said you could drop a note at his desk that just says do you want to go out sometime? But I also had a thought like you can make it school kid like check his her name. Oh my god, single question mark. I'm not sure I'm not gonna love the game a long time I see.

Speaker 1 14:18

Me too, but for other reasons very upfront though I've also in Vegas, this guy. I thought we're vibing and he kept told me I was the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, which I've believed him Fucking lies. But anyway I literally at one point I was you know sad tiff days. I was like, do you sort of like? I straight up said that I've never said he was so turned off. He rejected me so fast. He was like not only do I not want to fuck, I don't want to talk to you for the rest of the night, because why would you ask?

Speaker 2 14:43

that you seriously don't.

Speaker 1 14:46

Okay, why did I tell this story right now? But what do I have to do with anything?

Speaker 2 14:49

I don't know how we got a relation though I. Swear it was going to be back around it, bring it on back to you.

Speaker 1 14:57

You know as club seven. Why do I? You are Gen Z. It says I have Wi-Fi. Let me just try to see if I can look up. Is Gen Z.

Speaker 2 15:07

Oh, I have a phone.

Speaker 1 15:08

I can just use my phone 1997, you're right at it, I'm right on the cusp, you're.

Speaker 2 15:14

no, you are. Oh, I am Gen Z. You are sorry, gen Z.

Speaker 1 15:18

years 97, 2012 that's a really big spread. Honestly, they're the best one to be and I feel like that's the best guy. I think I'm woken up for Jen.

Speaker 2 15:26

You are on the cusp if you're the year, the first year.

Speaker 1 15:29

It's cuspy, it's cuspy, it's a little cusp.

Speaker 2 15:32

It's a little cusp.

Speaker 1 15:33

It's giving cusp. Now let's do pick up lines. If someone came up to you and said this line you save, you like it or not. I don't know how I'm gonna do with this, but okay, I'm gonna make you do it. I don't like any of it, hey girl. You look like you. You look like you wear your retainer every night?

Speaker 2 15:50

Oh, I don't, I try. I found my retainer Not very long ago when I was moving, so a year ago, and I found it and I kept it and I did try to put it in and the bottom one kind of fits. The top one feels like it's gonna snap every time I look at it wrong. So RIP, the teeth still look kind of straight. Yeah, no problem, they're not that bad. But definitely don't wear my retainer every night. Might worth it. Honest, who does? If you do, raise your hand, I do, you do.

Speaker 1 16:15

I've had the same ones since I was 18. Dude, that's like full commitment the things that I commit to and things I don't are wild. Like I'll do that. I'll wear my same retainers, and so I was 18, but I'll have complete disregard for my health. Like it makes no sense. You know what I mean. And then there's me.

Speaker 2 16:29

I like actually went to the dentist this morning and I have a doctor appointment this week, like we're doing good. I don't want to be a noodle. No, I'm not interested. I don't need her.

Speaker 1 16:38

I've, I'm not into it. I miss the days when my biggest problems were like saying I'm just kidding. My biggest problems were like does he like me? What is my outfit tomorrow? Did you used to have mad anxiety at the first day of school?

Speaker 2 16:53

Yes.

Speaker 1 16:54

Like after the whole summer.

Speaker 2 16:55

Like, not so much like social aspect, but more so about like who are my teachers? What are?

Speaker 1 16:59

my classes. Where are they?

Speaker 2 17:01

Where are they? Yeah, where are they.

Speaker 1 17:04

God, that's just me. Now. Where am I going, even though I've been at the school for four years? Like I'm going to need to see that before the time that comes.

Speaker 2 17:11

Yeah, I wish they would let you do like a walkthrough, like day before.

Speaker 1 17:14

I remember the first time I got my schedule at the freshman I went to high and I was like this is another line, like I'm not going to be, I'm not okay.

Speaker 2 17:22

Okay, you know in the movies or like cartoons, where there's that scene where, like a bunch of people are trying to walk through the door all at the same time and they all get jammed. That happened to me on my first day of middle school. No Baby little seventh grader walking around with two other girls I barely know and we all try to walk through the same door at the same time and we wedged hard and it was embarrassing. You're like we live here now. I guess we're stuck.

Speaker 1 17:42

Yeah, we're stuck Put in a mailbox.

Speaker 2 17:44

Yeah, like I can still picture it. I know exactly. If I went back to that school, I could show you exactly what happened. Just middle school teens. You're just so awkward, Traumatized. And then there were like other girls that were having like pregnancy scares and I'm like we are not on the same page.

Speaker 1 17:56

Right, I know all my like friends were like I'm getting fingered. I'm like I just became okay with my period. I'm not ready for tampons yet.

Speaker 1 18:04

So what the fuck are you talking about? I'm not ready for tampons yet, like maybe by the time I'm 60. Can we talk about the first time you used a tampon? I thought you were gonna say got fingered. I was like, ah, bikini bottom. Yeah, it was late. First time using a tampon was terrifying. I couldn't understand, couldn't read. I read the directions and it makes sense. I asked my mom to do it for me. She said absolutely not.

Speaker 2 18:24

I remember my mom told me she was like, if you want to use a tampon I don't know where she was, but she wasn't at home, she's all there in the drawer or whatever. I didn't know that tampons were different sizes and she just told me and grabbed the purple one. Well, why do they have Super? Why are you making your biggest and your smallest tampons the same fucking color? Yeah.

Speaker 2 18:40

My mom thought that she was recommending a small tampon to me. Tell me why. I grabbed the largest tampon you could so it probably hurt and tried to use that bitch. And I texted my mom and I said that's not happening. And she was like we'll talk about this later. You're like tampons aren't for me, sis. And then I had to show her what I tried to use and she laughed at me. It's like a full, like dildo.

Speaker 1 18:59

Yes, like full. I'm like yes, yes, and it like feels like rough, it hurts.

Speaker 2 19:05

You gotta get the angle right, you don't?

Speaker 1 19:07

understand that your vagina goes like this when you're doing it. I'm so fucking lutely. My mom was at a Kings game and I called her. I'm like fucking emergency. Fuck my bibi.

Speaker 2 19:20

She didn't knock him up, I'll be home soon, Little dinner.

Speaker 1 19:23

you just wrap some fucking toilet paper around your end.

Speaker 2 19:25

You're fucking being a prouder.

Speaker 1 19:26

Yes, exactly, but Tony actually beat me Once she got a tampon. I was like I'm so fucking lutely, not the fact that I can't and I walked the first time I did. I put it in wrong, so it was like kind of wrong. I walked around the water park with a limp Because I was like I will not, not go to this and it wasn't right it wasn't even in. It wasn't even in.

Speaker 2 19:47

I was so halfway out.

Speaker 1 19:48

I almost got kicked out of that water park too, for make as too heavy of a make out. Like a worker came up to me and was like, if you guys can't fucking get it together like you gotta go. This is a family park, sing along, sing along. Thank you, maddie from TikTok, another girl I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 20:04

No, I only know the sound. I've only heard the sound.

Speaker 1 20:07

She's like a British girl and she makes her friends finish. We'll try it. So the game goes if you know the words to the song, sing along, sing along. So I'm gonna start a song and you try to finish it. Okay, oh God, okay, I'm so bad. Okay okay, just that's why you're giving me yeah, so you can finish it from now, though you can't. No, I can't Think about it. Just I need more. Say give me a little more.

Speaker 2 20:36

Hmm, just one, I need a little more.

Speaker 1 20:42

Okay, Da, da, da da.

Speaker 2 20:46

Just dance. Yes, yeah, I would not have gotten that with just one. Okay, you do it back to me. I can't do this right now. I'm all hot and sweaty. I'm sorry, I was okay. I was telling you when we have to wrap up Soon, very soon.

Speaker 1 21:04

You said that, soon Strawberry, we'll do one more, we'll do one more song and then we'll wrap it up, okay.

Speaker 2 21:11

One more song.

Speaker 1 21:12

What's your brand, your genre? So a little bit of everything. Who's your?

Speaker 2 21:15

favorite A little less R&B and hip hop.

Speaker 1 21:17

So okay, so who, like you, know modern stuff? Yeah, Hi Gima, Hi Gima, Hi Gima. You have to say, give me a little more.

Speaker 2 21:41

Give me a little more, please Give me maybe one more time.

Speaker 1 21:47

Hi Gima, Did I say that? Yeah, that's what you started with Hi Gima.

Speaker 2 21:51

Are those words?

Speaker 1 21:56

I get my beat. I think I lose at this game. I give up beaches on Georgia, the Justin Bieber song. I don't know that one.

Speaker 2 22:14

No wonder I'm like, are you? I'm so sorry for my love.

Speaker 1 22:19

I'm like what word is that? You know that beach under my beach in California? Yeah, that's shit. I don't think so. Okay, I'm like sing along.

Speaker 2 22:29

Sing along. I know that song. He sang that one I would know that one.

Speaker 1 22:33

Okay, we're going to process my paint care. Okay, this is going to be a shorty, but a goodie. You don't watch Vanderpump, but this is good as gold.

Speaker 2 22:40

God, I feel like I don't watch anything. It's like girl, do you watch this? No, you don't. You don't watch Desperados. Girl, do you know this?

Speaker 1 22:44

song. I'm all, no, I'm all. I just start to sit and say go, do you? She goes no, desperado. So I'm all, can I? She's like no, doesn't pass. No, I have to go back to her. She's like no, even longer, I'm off.

Speaker 2 22:57

It's not desperate housewives related. I don't know about it. I want more. Smash your pass, okay, john Mayer. Why did I have to think about what he looked like? Say what you need to say. Are we going off of looks alone?

Speaker 1 23:09

Uh no.

Speaker 2 23:10

Pass Okay.

Speaker 1 23:11

Okay, did you recently get your nose pierced, or has this always been? I've had them a long time actually. Okay, I love it, and I don't know why I've never noticed.

Speaker 2 23:17

Thanks, I have.

Speaker 1 23:18

I never get to see you because every time I try to look at Caitlin, when she does my hair, she goes. It was so funny, she goes. Tiffany, I can see you in the mirror. You don't need to look at me every time you talk to me because I'm trying to work on her head and she's turning towards me. I have been a noodle neck, as she coined last time. Yeah, she's been a noodle neck today.

Speaker 1 23:34

We're working on it and she had to tell me at one point that we had to play the silent game.

Speaker 2 23:39

I was trying to detangle her hair and she kept turning towards me and I said okay, pause, we're going to play the silent game and I thought, damn that's when you know it was for like what 10 seconds.

Speaker 1 23:50

Yeah, I was fucking. I can't not talk with her. She's like or you can not talk and move your head and I'm like I can't, so I'm silent, I'm out.

Speaker 2 23:57

I'm like you can talk to me and try not to move your head, or we can be silent.

Speaker 1 24:00

Yeah, and Tiffany said I gotta go and we have to go and I'm not doing my hair pink just cause of Barbie. I asked for this way before, Didn't I? She did I can vouch for you.

Speaker 2 24:07

You did, you asked for this way before.

Speaker 1 24:09

This is important because I've wanted this. I even been looking out wigs, oh, and there's no good wigs on Amazon. No, there's not.

Speaker 2 24:16

And then they always sit funky and you can tell you're wearing a wig and do a leapa in.

Speaker 1 24:20

Barbie.

Speaker 2 24:21

Oh poor, do a leap, but they really did her.

Speaker 1 24:23

They put it with John Cena.

Speaker 2 24:24

Well, and they said, oh well, we did her wig like this because she's supposed to be a Barbie doll, it's supposed to look like it's fake. Then they laid the foot out of John Cena's wig Right? I don't know.

Speaker 1 24:35

You could have just done beautiful pink you want to see it.

Speaker 2 24:37

You would love it.

Speaker 1 24:37

Okay, thanks, chari. This has been Caitlin. Thank you so much, and I can say strawberry, I'll put pictures.

Speaker 1 24:42

Yeah, I'll see my strawberry and milk stuff later. I put it in the email. Okay, love you. Bye, bye, bye. Yeah, that was Caitlin. I hope you enjoyed that episode. Also, credit to Maddie Grace Jepsen, who is the originator of the sing along song. Thank you to Caitlin for coming on. I hope you laughed with us. I hope you have a good weekend. Let's roll into your cup, oh too. Yeah, yeah, follow my podcast wherever you listen to them, whether that be Apple podcast, spotify, google podcast, overcast, wherever, I don't care, just follow so you never miss. Like and follow me on Facebook, instagram, tiktok and YouTube. I update every single week with show notes and clips. It's also one of the ways to contact me beyond my website and email address. Great, and leave me a review on Facebook, apple podcast and or Spotify. Hold on, I have to pause, cause my husband's in here being loud.

Speaker 2 26:07

I'm getting some beverages.

Speaker 1 26:09

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Speaker 2 28:09

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Speaker 1 28:10

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