The Big Shops
Episodes
96 episodes
HP 36 - Not Paperwork and Rubbish
60s pop, things that scare Gary, and Derek's traumatic, pre-show, event.
HP 35 - Half Return To The Boleyn Ground
We recast The Godfather with the Carry On gang, tell you about Gary chatting to bus drivers, and tell you what the best films were of the 1960s. Quite possibly the greatest podcast ever made.
HP 34 - A Large Windowless Vibrating Room
We look at one of the worst top 40 charts in history, plus other nonsense.
HP 32 - Bleeding Edge Podcasting
More of the same. You didn't want it, but here it is.
HP 31 - You Do Not Have Enough Listeners to Monetize This Podcast
Stick with it. It gets better.
Half Pee Chat Christmas Annual 2025
Best Christmas films, songs and Nanny Flo's box. Nuff said.
HP 30 - I Don't Love You In Any Meaningful Way
Nobody would believe... plus the six-week holidays, the films of 1984, and... you know...
HP 29 - Firmly In Camp Derek
Does Spike Milligan still hold up, do you remember Geoff Love and his Orchestra, and how bad a year was 1975 for music?
HP 28 - The Absolute Daddy Of This Street
Derek has his football rant edited out, and Gary saves the day. Plus telly from 1979.Here is a link to our next does it stand up, if you want to watch along.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvCh174-BLI
HP 27 - Good For Him Or His Brother
Is there such a thing as a perfect film? Of course not. Plus, do you remember and a very strange chart.
HP 26 - Worsnips Warship
The lost episode. The summer special. The weakest effort in a long while.
HP25 - Dear Duck
We talk Pen Pals, Nicknames, and the lovely Nanci Griffith. Oh yes, and the greatest year in pop!
HP24 - This Week We Look At Shostakovich
A whole year of TV from 1978
HP 23 - Just The Tip, Dick
Gary shows off his football punditry and Derek opines about bears that are hairy and go around like bananas.
HP 21 - Mum's Hyper Flares
We ask the big questions this time. Were Vic and Bob really any good? Did Fonzy wear flares? And is okay to kiss a vibrator?
HP 20A - They Had to Wear Wellingtons, so it was Hard Sci-Fi
The second part of this Ep and we talk PE kits, Pop Star crushes, and TV from the 70s. So, nothing new, eh?
HP 20 - A Little Orange Ball with Teeth
This ep we talk Monkey Magic and Live Aid. We also explain our new schedule, due to Derek's new job and Gary's Blasphemy trial.
HP 19 - Wine Bar Whingers
After our mini winter break, we are back.Short pants, how many albums Derek owned in 1986, and why Michael Grade is a bad man, are all discussed in our latest episode.Enjoy!
Half Pee Chat Christmas Special - Part 2
its a Christmas miracle! All the tele and chart chat for Christmas 1982.
Half Pee Chat Christmas Special - Part 1
Christmas grub. We all love it, but how did it play out over the festive period (ooh er.) The Priest boys look back at what we ate from Christmas Eve to Boxing Day.
HP 18 part 2 - She was a Little Scrumptious
This part is for all you ITV fans