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Also:• Put a Stop to the F***ing Chaos• Careening Off the Rails and Massively Top Heavy• On a Bit of a Religious Tear• That Bizarre, Creepy, Disgusting Whole Sequence• Get Henry Ford on the Phone• Husbands and Wives Droo...

Also:• My Cat's Name is Chanel Rosenblatt• It Was Fingernails On My Aesthetic Chalkboard• Also, an Order of Yak• Sounds Like a Drum Fill, or Someone Falling Down the Stairs• The Penguin Shows Up in O...

Also:• Ascending Tier Lists of Either Clumsy or Homicidal People• Ruin the Masterpiece Retroactively• The Spanish Almost-Quasi-Fantasy-Horror• Are You Going to Tell George No?• I Should Name My Son "...

Also:• Stunning, Horrifying, and Excellent• Heteronormative Homosocial Posturing• A Large Screwdriver Fished Out of His Colon• Military Men Confess Their Sins• Pepe the Horny Frenchman• When...

Also:• It Rained Orange Juice and Froze Overnight• Every Audiophile's Wet Dream• They Tumble Through the Cheese Cloth Pretty Fast• The Hour of Sleep You Get After You Pee• It's Like Trying to Schedule Sex• Libidos, and H...

Also:• At Peak Manic Right Now• Let's Talk About What Meds You're On• GenXers are More Wizened• The Breathless Excitement of Sex in a Barn• Raised on Hose Water and Neglect• Yes, They're Jus...

Also:• Five Minutes in and We're Several Faux Pas Deep• Having Pabulum Infused Directly Into My Veins• I'm Rot Maxing Today• He Spelled His Name "Hen3ry"• I Have a Dirty Penguin Joke at Some Point• For All I Know You Cou...

Also:• I Hang Out With Weirdos, Not Creeps• My Eyes are Tired, As is My Soul, But Yet I Frolic• Literally Carrying Buckets of Piss and Shit• Almost Like a Kind of Radar• Ever Go to Those Swinger Part...

Also:• Aardvark, Van der Kaamp, Beethoven, Roosevelt, Ruurlo• I Was a Ho, Bryan• Funny How White These Schools Were• What Generation of Communist Sympathizers are They Raising?• I Oughta Kick Your Ass Right Up Between Your E...

Also:• Easily the Most Petty Version of Nebraska Behavior• Hiding Behind the Piano, Sobbing• With the Jawbone of a Donkey, Heaps Upon Heaps• It's Up There With Lemon-Scented Contacts• A Minimum of Three Genocides• He's a...

Also:• Judges is an Adorably Problematic Book• Unwilling to Tear Open Your Friend's Chest Cavity• Feelin' Pretty Fucking Unappreciated, Al• It's a Manifestation of the Infinite Microculture• I Can Fi...

Also:• Wearing a Sandwich Board in Front of a Del Taco• Not the Least Interested in Cocaine Right Now• Mow My Lawn Menacingly• Where the Hell You Came Up With Iron Ore• Oh, There's No End of Whimsy

Also:• Speaking as an Amateur Body Builder With Truly Middling Results• It Doesn't, as Far as I Know, Creep Anyone Out• Five Beats or Three Dry Swallows• Did Somebody Poop During This Session?• Invit...

Also:• A Bromance Between a Robot and a Dog• Of Course It's a Werewolf Thing• Once You've Discovered a Japanese Toilet• Hey Everybody, My Just Dad Died!• That's an Expensive and Dangerous Philosophy<...

Also:• Penis Envy is a Hot Tub Time Machine• My Negative Harumphy Vibes• An Epistemologist Feeling a Little Cantankerous• Was it the Tip or the Shaft?• A Teaspoon's Dollop of the Blue Honey• The Substance Tolerance of a ...

Also:• He Didn't Want to Take the Spigot Out of the Guy's Leg• Do You Do Caffeine Enemas for Fun?• Ingest Adrenaline By Drinking the Blood of Your Enemies• Someone's Always Plotting a Genocide• Hoisted By His Own Petard•...

Also:• I'm Schnauzing the VapoRub Kleenex• As Australian as it is Gay• Unless They're Actively Bludgeoning People on the Battlefield• Close Enough to Pejorativize• Never Say "Supposedly" When "Ostensibly" Will Do• That's...

Also:• Fat Men Play With Their Garden Hoses• Do You Know What the Term "Twink Death" Is?• Downward Volatility Sucks!• I Like a Good Liminal Space• To His Horror He Finds Himself in Hell• Jam...

Also:• The Scrawlings of a Madman on the Walls of His Cell• Our Measurement Here is Sheboygan's Yardstick• You are Bruce Banner, and I Keep Poking You• I Don't Always Want to Be the Straight Man to Your Idiocy• Go to the Ama...

Also:• One of the Quasi-Protagonists, Although He's a Douchebag• I Get Light-Headed and Itchy• What is This, a Zaphod Beeblebrox Universe?• That's the Shit I Thought Bossa Nova Saved Us From• The Shock Completely Annihilated...

Also:• Because I Really Did Hate This Radio Station• Every Mainlander is a Yenta• I Dunno ... Ask My Dead Parents• It Was a Letter Full of Direct Personal Insults• A Tsunami of Insectile Flesh• She Will Make Me Happy, an...

Also:• Common Everyday Working Laxatives• Chase Ass Till the Cows Came Home• Moses Floated Down the Nile on Hot Water• I Really Hope My Parents are Having Sex• A Fever-Sweat of Desperate Libido•&...

Also:• I'm on Tenterhooks and Walking on Eggshells• Calling Chinese Cuisine "Lunar Food"• At Risk of Committing 69 Microaggressions• When am I?• Big Company! Eat Little Company! Bad! Bad!• 3 Days in a Hotel Room Ralphing...

Also:• For Weeks They Fed Me Food on a Pole• You'd Make a Really Shitty Unitarian Universalist• Steal Some of Their Coffee Before We Go• The Average Swede Has 1.99 Legs• Like Being a Bull Elephant in...