The Todd-Marshall Delirium
Episodes
235 episodes
In Terms of Shafts, It is Better to Give Than to Receive
Also:• Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio• Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse• A Game of Who Can Jizz More• If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy• Intra-Feminine Character Assassination• I Thought Hookah...
That is Statistically, Biologically, Demonstrably, Categorically Impossible
Also:• Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls• A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage• If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great• Cut That Shit Off, Dog• You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock•&nbs...
Lower Bananas and Scalding Hot Oatmeal Into His Mouth
Also:• Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad• Yup, That's My Species• She Put Your What in Your Tuchus?• A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch• If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine• Navigate Corporeally T...
It's Not Cannibalism, It's Theophagy!
Also:• Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name• Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay• Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads• Our Military-Industrial Salchicha• One or Two Segments of Your Pinky Finger• A Variety of P...
We're Not Opening With Pig Brains in a Hot Pot
Also:• Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money• Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith!• I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too• Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes• Elaborate on the Provincial and the Bass-Ackwards...
Catastrophic Depletion, Hire a Guy With Homicidal Ennui, and Enneagram 5 is the Barn Owl
Also:• Somewhere Between Vladimir Lenin and Stevie Wonder• Fighting, Obsession, Drama, or Death• There's Something Wrong With Mrs. Washburn• I Will Credit the Nazis on This• A Fun Story From the World of Prostate Cancer•...
Happyquinox! and Slightly Awkward, Barky Mandarin
Also:• The Xerox Machine is Erotic to Me• They Think He's a Dumbshit Meathead• I Actually Like Yak• Streaming From Most of Your Facial Orifices• One of the God-Kings of Meme Culture• Get Soggy and Start to Slough Off...
Roll Up a Funny Little Devil's Cigarette, I Missed Seattle Grunge Entirely, and He Sinks His Emotions Into Bees
Also:• All Commerce is a Circle Jerk• Bio-Psychological Chemistry Not Conducive to Good Decision Making• It's the Group Peacocking I really Miss• Horrible Burning Smelly Ash Heap Dystopian Detroit• I...
He Discovered He Had On a Green Hat
Also:• Proposals of Marriage Flooding in From Around the Globe• Virtuosity? I Call It Gymnastics• A New Plant Named Cliff• Fly Into a Rage and Shatter Your Only Guitar• When a Tour Bus Rolled and Fell on Him• Please Join...
Schmoo: The Legless, Armless, White Fluffy Sperm Homunculus
Also:• The Great Recycling Bin of Media and Culture• She's on the Couch Totally Knackered• 7th Graders Who Don't Know Jack F*** About Physics• Because Bryan is Mister Sun• Lie Down in a Pit of Dirt and Wait to Die• That ...
Does Beaver Count as Fish?
Also:• Attentions Paid to His Buttshole• And I'm Soaking in It• For the Same Reason Whales Have Feet• Corn-Creating Symbiotic Animals• A G-Spot in a Most Surprising Place• Dogs Domesticated Us• Where He Meets a Talki...
Bakeries are to the French What Saunas are to the Finnish
Also:• Strip Clubs, Arms Dealers, Consultants to ICE• They Fucked With the Chicken• I'm a Pretty Goddamn Fun Wedding Officiant• Half the Eyes are Full of Tears• An Unfortunate Thursday Evening in February• Deep Fry Some ...
The Widely Available Peep Show, Orange Shag Carpeting, and Avocado-Colored Appliances
Also:• Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace• This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire• My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster• It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted• The Daydream-L...
An Ass-Ton of Dials, Knobs, Little Whirring Lights, Bits, and Buttons
Also:• Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion• Outside of the Rare Fetishist• Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off• He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake• Would Somebody Just Give This Kid Some Valium?• W...
A Rusty Trombone, You Did the Dog a Mercy, and Do the Inuit Have Frog Myths?
Also:• Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy• A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat• If I Had Pearls to Clutch ...• Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture• And Then Something Goes a Little Squiggly• Lying Dead Be...
The Only Thing That Grows There is Fennel, Misery, and Peat Moss
Also:• Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries• Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees• He Distinctly Hears a Meow• The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms• It Would Trigger a Lunatic Rant• The Sociocultur...
A Cast of Deeply Unsavory Women, Dogs Would Rule the Landscape, and More Merciful Than Beheading, I Suppose
Also:• Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands?• A Moment of Needless Pedantry• Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy• A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips• You Can Hardly Hear Jack Shit• Bob Sink, a Funny L...
Calloused Half to Hell and Smelling Vaguely of Piss
Also:• What URL Do You Want on Your Gravestone?• Jesus Was a Zionist, Just Like Us• A Very Yeasty Pita Bread that Bounces• Knock Loose Your Proverbial Hanging Chad• A Children's Museum of Syphilis
The Great Emu War of 1932, Daddy Dick and Wife Dick, and You Can Pickle-Brine Chicken
Also:• Where Women Grow and Men Chunder• I Like Spaffing My Refrigerator Full• Holy Shit, That Mosh Pit Was Intense• Mostly Due to the Spiders• I Don't Know Where They Get 8-Foot Salmon• Jus...
Go Up, Thou Bald Head! Did You Get This From Zig Ziglar? and No, These Were Impaling Stakes
Also:• In Somebody Else's Reality Distortion Field• Adventures in Radical Hospitality• Not Something the Coptics Would Be Accused Of• I Left That Little Cesspool• Neither Neurotic Obsessive Nor Douchebag• A Very Infectio...
Better Than Isabuyler, Scraping Your Face Along the Wall, and This Rat Bastard Little Child
Also:• She Shut That Down With the Might of Zeus• Wanna Join My Polycule?• The Whole Family, Crammed Into One Shirt• It's the Jews!• A Very Nice Mutt Named Tyson• Along With Your Dumb Little Cheesy Burrito• Squeeze H...
Fighting Over Toothpaste, Mucusy and Cold at the Same Time, and The Black Community is Not an Obelisk
Also:• What People Screamed When They Opened Their Window• The Gardyloo You Must Not Ignore• Pour the Shit From Their Chamber Pots• Teensy Weensy Thai Girlfriends• A Smart Guy Really Good at Playing a Dumbshit• Slice Div...
His Typecast is "Benign Scumbag," A Weird Thing to Put in a Cemetery, and One of Those Ghastly Beheadings
Also:• Effectively Synonymous With Jumping the Shark• The Bible is Funny, Folks• Other Than a Few Weird Philosophers• The Recycled Entrails of the Internet's Detritus• He Had a Thing for Dominance Hi...
They Look at My Refrigerator and Gasp, A Deep Splinter Imbedded in the Flesh, and His Nose Fell Off
Also:• There Exists a Rational Fear of Chopsticks• I'm More of a Finger Food Kinda Guy• Your State of Benign Reclusiveness• What Does Bryan NOT Eat?• Trying to Figure Out Who's Hitler• Spoon...