The Todd-Marshall Delirium
Episodes
241 episodes
Part of a Well-Hung Jury, Mom Spaghetti, and Orgasms During Childbirth
Also:• Understand the Physics of Open Houses• Here, Have Some Charcuterie• A Snub-Nosed Turtle Floating in the Jar• Unga-Bunga That With a Palm Tree and Two Hands• In What Dimension is a Chihuahua a Good Dog?• Conjured F...
A Large Advocacy Movement for Shrimp
Also:• Just a Crab, Happy in the Hot Tub• Shouldn't the Homeless Rabbi Be at the Core?• Without Killing Actual Frogs• Acknowledge the Sneering Resentment I Have• Some Unimaginably Massive Scab• When That Horse Stops Spit...
Love as an Entanglement, a Closeness, a Binding, a Hold, a Touch, a Clutch, an Entwinement
Also:• One of Those North Pole Igloos You Can Sleep In• We Are Not in Rural Pakistan• Anecdotes From the Peloponnesian War• You Would Still Have Magnificent Hair• Because It's Cole F***ing Porter• Weird Pacts That Weirdo...
I Think Rastafonkey is Dead, and The Other Polar End of Seasonal Affective Disorder
Also:• I've Seen a Shrew on the Blasket• You Rapscallion Bastards!• Aggressively, Offensively British• Admire Me Until My Memoir Comes Out• This is Bush League, James• The Amount of Oxytocin That Goes Through Her Brain
If One of You is Feeling Randy and the Other is Feeling Queasy
Also:• Including, But Not Limited to, Cholera and Dysentery• He's Like a Conjoined Twin of Bob• They're Pissed When They See My Numbers• I'm Looking at You, Immanuel Kant!• Never Mind What the Pentecostals are Doing• The...
We've All Been Bifurcating Since LUCA, Would You Drop a "Gadzooks"? and My Fiancee Has Stopped Listening
Also:• We Are Occupied By Memes• Tell Someone You're Going to Pinch a Loaf• He is a Deeply Silly Man• A Pox on You and Your Family• Everyone's Got a Posture-Fest• Guerrilla Warfare Among British Eccentrics• You're Ge...
In Terms of Shafts, It is Better to Give Than to Receive
Also:• Filthy, and Full of Marshall Mathers and Polio• Backing the Wrong Proverbial God-Horse• A Game of Who Can Jizz More• If a Comedian Has a Tight 20 on Sodomy• Intra-Feminine Character Assassination• I Thought Hookah...
That is Statistically, Biologically, Demonstrably, Categorically Impossible
Also:• Birdsong and Frogs and Hoots and Hollers and Yowls• A Throat or Other Fleshy Appendage• If That Tickles Your Pickle, Great• Cut That Shit Off, Dog• You Would Have to Have a Moose Cock•&nbs...
Lower Bananas and Scalding Hot Oatmeal Into His Mouth
Also:• Schmoozing All Day is Not Half Bad• Yup, That's My Species• She Put Your What in Your Tuchus?• A Very Important Part of a Three-Martini Lunch• If You're Weird, a Little Bit of Pickled Brine• Navigate Corporeally T...
It's Not Cannibalism, It's Theophagy!
Also:• Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name• Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay• Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads• Our Military-Industrial Salchicha• One or Two Segments of Your Pinky Finger• A Variety of P...
We're Not Opening With Pig Brains in a Hot Pot
Also:• Beat the Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money• Don't Tell Me It Was Will Smith!• I Think There Was Some Donkey in There Too• Little Old Ladies in Frog Costumes• Elaborate on the Provincial and the Bass-Ackwards...
Catastrophic Depletion, Hire a Guy With Homicidal Ennui, and Enneagram 5 is the Barn Owl
Also:• Somewhere Between Vladimir Lenin and Stevie Wonder• Fighting, Obsession, Drama, or Death• There's Something Wrong With Mrs. Washburn• I Will Credit the Nazis on This• A Fun Story From the World of Prostate Cancer•...
Happyquinox! and Slightly Awkward, Barky Mandarin
Also:• The Xerox Machine is Erotic to Me• They Think He's a Dumbshit Meathead• I Actually Like Yak• Streaming From Most of Your Facial Orifices• One of the God-Kings of Meme Culture• Get Soggy and Start to Slough Off...
Roll Up a Funny Little Devil's Cigarette, I Missed Seattle Grunge Entirely, and He Sinks His Emotions Into Bees
Also:• All Commerce is a Circle Jerk• Bio-Psychological Chemistry Not Conducive to Good Decision Making• It's the Group Peacocking I really Miss• Horrible Burning Smelly Ash Heap Dystopian Detroit• I...
He Discovered He Had On a Green Hat
Also:• Proposals of Marriage Flooding in From Around the Globe• Virtuosity? I Call It Gymnastics• A New Plant Named Cliff• Fly Into a Rage and Shatter Your Only Guitar• When a Tour Bus Rolled and Fell on Him• Please Join...
Schmoo: The Legless, Armless, White Fluffy Sperm Homunculus
Also:• The Great Recycling Bin of Media and Culture• She's on the Couch Totally Knackered• 7th Graders Who Don't Know Jack F*** About Physics• Because Bryan is Mister Sun• Lie Down in a Pit of Dirt and Wait to Die• That ...
Does Beaver Count as Fish?
Also:• Attentions Paid to His Buttshole• And I'm Soaking in It• For the Same Reason Whales Have Feet• Corn-Creating Symbiotic Animals• A G-Spot in a Most Surprising Place• Dogs Domesticated Us• Where He Meets a Talki...
Bakeries are to the French What Saunas are to the Finnish
Also:• Strip Clubs, Arms Dealers, Consultants to ICE• They Fucked With the Chicken• I'm a Pretty Goddamn Fun Wedding Officiant• Half the Eyes are Full of Tears• An Unfortunate Thursday Evening in February• Deep Fry Some ...
The Widely Available Peep Show, Orange Shag Carpeting, and Avocado-Colored Appliances
Also:• Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace• This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire• My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster• It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted• The Daydream-L...
An Ass-Ton of Dials, Knobs, Little Whirring Lights, Bits, and Buttons
Also:• Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion• Outside of the Rare Fetishist• Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off• He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake• Would Somebody Just Give This Kid Some Valium?• W...
A Rusty Trombone, You Did the Dog a Mercy, and Do the Inuit Have Frog Myths?
Also:• Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy• A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat• If I Had Pearls to Clutch ...• Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture• And Then Something Goes a Little Squiggly• Lying Dead Be...
The Only Thing That Grows There is Fennel, Misery, and Peat Moss
Also:• Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries• Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees• He Distinctly Hears a Meow• The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms• It Would Trigger a Lunatic Rant• The Sociocultur...
A Cast of Deeply Unsavory Women, Dogs Would Rule the Landscape, and More Merciful Than Beheading, I Suppose
Also:• Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands?• A Moment of Needless Pedantry• Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy• A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips• You Can Hardly Hear Jack Shit• Bob Sink, a Funny L...