Sometimes a Megalodon Will Show Up, and That's Really Bad

Also:
• For Weeks They Fed Me Food on a Pole
• You'd Make a Really Shitty Unitarian Universalist
• Steal Some of Their Coffee Before We Go
• The Average Swede Has 1.99 Legs
• Like Being a Bull Elephant in the Serengeti
• He's Been Jibbering for 6 Days Straight
• Incredible Amounts of Subterfuge and Testosterone
• Spaff it Into the Floorboards
• A Giant Exercise in Rage Machine Clickbait
• I Dropped My Secretions Toward a Far-Distant Hole

Recorded January 23, 2025.