All Living Creatures Will Eventually Evolve Into Crabs

Also:
• Judges is an Adorably Problematic Book
• Unwilling to Tear Open Your Friend's Chest Cavity
• Feelin' Pretty Fucking Unappreciated, Al
• It's a Manifestation of the Infinite Microculture
• I Can Finally Bring Out My White Pumps
• You Know This Was a Sexual Audition, Right?
• Put in in February, Like the Icelanders Do
• The Accumulation of Stupid Questions Into a Cluster Calhoun
• Another Day in the Hemo-Necrocracy
• Trying to Figure Out What the Hell Easter Is

Recorded May 2, 2025.