An Espresso Machine, a Liquid Lunch, and a Pair of Rubber Bands

Also:
• Ascending Tier Lists of Either Clumsy or Homicidal People
• Ruin the Masterpiece Retroactively
• The Spanish Almost-Quasi-Fantasy-Horror
• Are You Going to Tell George No?
• I Should Name My Son "Fassbender"
• Jesus of Nazareth is Your Cat
• Countries That Allow Assassination
• If They Find You Supping in Your House
• Rats Chew Off Your Body Parts While You Sleep
• Crushed, in at Least a Temporal Sense

Recorded July 11, 2025.