Boiling the Hell Out of Seaweed, Please Avoid the Sniper's Bullet, and My Grandfather Died in a Potato Field

Also:
• Fits of Screaming, Wall-Punching, Apoplectic Rage
• An Italian Substitute for the F Word
• It's Not the Same Egg, and You're Not the Same Man
• Umami, for the 747th Time
• Did Anyone's Wife End Up Dead in This Story?
• Swallowing 2TB Thumb Drives
• The Succession of Old Farts That Replaced Him
• A Black Hole That Will Stare Into Me
• What Color are the Bears in Chile?
• Borderline Mental Retardation, By Our Standards

Recorded September 12, 2025.