god I hope nothing bad happens in this one. Seriously if anything bad happens I'm gonna lose it. If something even a little bad happens in this one I'm dissembling all the furniture in my grandma's house. Ok I'm going to click play now but it b...

Consider this a declaration of war against any other foods content creator. I'm done keeping my opinions to myself, sitting in the corner with my thumb in my mouth. This is my chance. To talk about burgers. 

I wish I could meet a real life space alien and take a ride in his space alien car. Whats that? No I won't get off Santas lap thank you very much. I waited in line just like the rest of you. I pay taxes so I get to do this. It's like the fire d...

Get it? Like podcast. The only difference is the word plane. It's a little play on words because this one actually takes place on an airplane. Nim wit. Edit 1: I'm sorry for saying nim wit. I'm trying to spread positivity and I shou...

Really? A cactus?? In this economy???