I Can Complain
It's all one big joke. New episodes every Tuesday.
Episodes
249 episodes
#269 - Caught Up In The Romance, Willing To Take Some Chances
The numbers are down, which means we're selling ad space. Also, it must be nice to put the lives of your children in the hands of untrained lifeguards. Enjoy.
#268 - Don't Even Get Me Started
Taco Bell's menu has been compromised by disease. Also, Lindsey Graham dying really ruined my vacation. And, I got my grandpa liquored up against his doctor's wishes. Enjoy.
#267 - I Always Knew If I Got A Chevy Tahoe For A Week It Would Change My Life
Spiders have invaded my home to sleep with me. Also, Jessica debuts her new fragrance line. And, cults need to be more progressive if they want me to join. Enjoy.
#266 - Virginia Is For Losers
I've been caught speeding recklessly and now I have to pay the price. Enjoy.
#265 - We Could Have Done Worse
250 years as a nation and we got fried chicken, ranch, and some strip clubs to show for it. We could have done worse. Enjoy.
#264 - Hot Chef Summer: The Last Supper
Preparations are underway here on the show for the country's 250th birthday this Saturday. Also, I have a friend with a kid that's shitting all over town. And, for the final time, it's Hot Chef Summer. Eat up.alt title: oh the places...
#263 - Do NOT Start Gathering Supplies To Counterfeit With!
Are we starting to prepare for economic collapse by gathering supplies to print our own money? Absolutely not. Enjoy.
#261 - He's A Magical Talking Horse (you can't deny it)
I purchased a used TV, and I'm not proud of it. Also, people used to just stand around because they had nothing better to do. And, I'm manifesting a good show today. Enjoy.
#260 - Priced Out Of Life
I'm going to Wegmans tonight and buying a Clapper. Also, summer has arrived -- if you know what to look for. And, I'm selling my spleen. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday.https://www.icancomplain.com
#259 - The Hottest Ass On Two Legs
If you know anybody that survived the dust bowl, they probably love free samples. *after further research I don't even think Ford made the Trans Am. Enjoy."I'm glad you find me physically attractive. Can you buy me some material good...
#258 - One Of The Greasiest Starts To Any Major Operation That I've Ever Heard Of
I'm surviving on corn dogs and zebra cake rolls. Also, there's only one way left out of this mess for the president. And, I'll tell you how to get a raise at work so you don't starve to death. Enjoy.
#257 - In The Trenches Eating Kielbases
There were warning signs of pending economic collapse, but I just didn't put the links together. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave f...
#256 - Wouldn't You Like To Get Away?
It's time to give AI the nuclear codes. Also, I saw Charles Cheese Jordan hooping this past weekend. And, you don't get to win, Ronald McDonald wins. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, w...
#255 - We're Not Selling The Softball Equipment
It's a race to see if I'm going to end up in the hospital first or the poor house. Also, dinner with the President is very dangerous. And, working at Subway is also very dangerous. It's all dangerous. Enjoy.New episodes are released ever...
#254 - Don't Leave The Balls Behind!
The internet has gone to hell. Also, Chinese restaurants refuse to make my food spicy. And, RFK is taking dicks roadside. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call...
#253 - Bridges And Power Plants Day
I'm on the verge of going to prison by Thursday. Also, the astronauts did a lap around the moon but forgot to farm for aura. And, we meet Osvaldo, a success story in California, building homes in the world's 4th largest economy. Enjoy.Ne...
#252 - Blow A Bag On Lawn Chairs
I'll tell you how to go on summer vacation for $50 this year! Also, we should not let old men build ballrooms. And, I can pinpoint the exact moment in time that I knew that we weren't taking this seriously anymore. Enjoy.New episodes are...
#251 - All I Want For Christmas Is For The Strait Of Hormuz To Be Reopened
I'm too fat to wear moon shoes. Baseball is back. I'm not serving on a jury unless the death penalty is on the table. And, with gas prices climbing, expect people to go postal in rush hour traffic. Enjoy.New episodes are released every T...
#250 - I Don't Know What's Going On
My neck hurts and I might lose it. Also, we revisit great moments in show history that we never got to. And, if you see me out on the streets wearing soppy wet clothes, just know that I didn't have a choice. Enjoy, and thank you for 250.
#249 - The Fun Part Of The War
This is when the fun begins. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave feedback, or just complain, and maybe I'll use it in a future broadca...
#248 - Turning Tricks On It
Jesus gave me a ride home. Also, I was side-eyed by a robot. And, the world could be ending soon. Enjoy.New episodes are released every Tuesday. If you want to interact with the show, we have a voice mailbox. Call 818-336-1146 and leave ...
#247 - 9 Piece In The Middle East
If you love death and destruction, this is a hell of a time to be alive. Also, for the second consecutive summer my vacation plans to Tehran have went to shit. And, I miss when you could buy a garden hose from a strange man on TV at 2:30AM. Enj...