Tim and AJ examine the book "Where Is Walt Disney World?", and find a book intended for 8 year-olds doesn't hold up to serious academic scrutiny.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on ...

The time has come once again for the annual food tier list, and why you've slept on Animal Kingdom!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on BlueskyFacebook: facebook.com/Standby-...

For the December Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about 2023's Haunted Mansion and NOT The Country Bears, because we can't have nice things.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky

For the final episode of 2025, Tim and AJ look at Test Track 3.0 and what life is like to be in a car commercial.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on BlueskyFacebook: faceboo...

Tim spent Thanksgiving weekend at Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, and AJ spent it at Jollywood Nights.  It's the coordination that keeps people coming back.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercr...

A few new venues have opened up in Magic Kingdom, so Tim and AJ give them their due before the holiday season starts in earnest!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on BlueskyFa...

For the October Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ reach into their backlog and once again talk about The Great Movie Ride!  Has it changed?  No.  Have their opinions?  ...Also no.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyC...

Tim and AJ talk Donkey Kong Country, and examine banana-centric theology.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on BlueskyFacebook: facebook.com/Standby-LineInstagram: ins...

Tim and AJ give Tower of Terror its overdue due, and how it is an absolute masterpiece of suspense.Editor's Note: Not technically a mistake, but we realize there is an issue of ambiguous syntax.  Mark Silverman was the actor hired a...

Tim and AJ have their longest episode ever on Dark Universe, and are perfectly willing to acknowledge Victoria Frankenstein's flaws (She has none), and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (She has never done anything wrong in her life)...

For the August Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ give a brief history of the Halloween Horror Nights Icons, and how they have apparently shaped much of world history.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky...

Tim and AJ talk about how close Isle of Berk gets to the experience of riding dragons, and to leave your fictional crushes at home.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Bluesky

Standby's Line Epic Universe era has officially begun!  To start it off, the park's interstellar hub, Celestial Park!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on BlueskyFacebook...

Standby Line has reached its fourth anniversary!  And as always, please our annual Ticket Booth Spider-Man episode!  Originally published as "Ticket Booth 37: I Like To Talk To Myself".Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ Salisbury

Tim and AJ talk about Grizzly River Run, needless injection of entirely made-up Native American folklore, and how there was no saving Voyager.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Blu...

For the June Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about Revenge of the Mummy, and determine if souls are priced as a set commodity, or market value.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @chipstercreates.bsky.social on Blues...

Tim and AJ talk about Incredicoaster, and how it has the most unnecessarily complicated Single Rider line they've ever seen.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: facebook.com/S...

For our 100th episode, we're once again joined by Muses of Mythology to talk about what was our first Disneyland ride, Web Slingers: A Spider-Man Adventure!Our latest appearance on Gaming Theater Presents: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/p...

Tim and AJ start their look at Avengers Campus with the ride that predates the land itself, Guardians of the Galaxy - Mission: Breakout! (Yes, that is how it's officially written.)Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art ...

For the April Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ take a trip over to Krustyland to see if they really sold out of Bort license plates on The Simpsons Ride!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFace...

For the annual Star Wars episode, Tim and AJ take a look at the Galaxy's Edge mini-series, and where Dok Ondar got all his wonderful toys.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...

Well, you knew this was coming sooner or later.  Cars Land shall finally have its day.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: fac...

Tim and AJ talk about Toontown, Roger Rabbit's Car-Toon Spin, and why using a damsel in distress in your creative works is good, actually.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...

For the February Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about Jurassic World, but mostly AJ's beef with certain unnamed directors.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook:

Tim and AJ dive into the history of Matterhorn Bobsleds!  Disneyland's original coaster may be a bit long in the tooth, but there's life in it yet!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on Twitter...