Well, you knew this was coming sooner or later.  Cars Land shall finally have its day.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: fac...

Tim and AJ talk about Toontown, Roger Rabbit's Car-Toon Spin, and why using a damsel in distress in your creative works is good, actually.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...

For the February Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ talk about Jurassic World, but mostly AJ's beef with certain unnamed directors.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook:

Tim and AJ dive into the history of Matterhorn Bobsleds!  Disneyland's original coaster may be a bit long in the tooth, but there's life in it yet!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on Twitter...

Is there even a point to trying to be pithy for this one?  It's Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.  We both know what you want to hear about.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: ...

Tim and AJ set their sights on their most anticipated ride from their Californian expedition: Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFace...

The time has come once again for our annual dining tier list!  This year, we're at Hollywood Studios, and examining how it got an... Unfortunate reputation.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on T...

Tim and AJ (Reluctantly) fulfill their charitable obligation by talking about Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast, and the ride they'd much rather be talking about.Tim and AJ on Mysteries in the Machine: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...

For the final episode of 2024, Tim and AJ talk about attractions with versions on both coasts to see which is the definitive!  Happy New Year!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on Twitter...

Joined by their friend Owen, Tim and AJ finally talk about their most shameful theme park blind spot: Haunted Mansion Holiday. The big takeaway? Christmas starts a little too early every year. Groundbreaking realization, we know.More of...

Well, it's the worst case scenario: Muppet*Vision 3D is closing to make room for the Monsters Inc. expansion to Disney's Hollywood Studios. Such terrible, Muppet-related news seemed important enough for Tim and AJ to take a small detour from th...

For the October Viewer Poll, Tim prepares for his imminent Toad-related cancellation, and AJ clicks his mouse like he's talking about Europa Universalis instead of Mario Kart.Editor's Note: For the first time since Episode 42, AJ is res...

Tim attended his first Halloween Horror Nights!  Stay tuned for why there won't be a second.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: facebook.com/Standby-LineTwitter...

Tim and AJ, joined by longtime friend and guest Darien Smartt (She/they), attended their very first Oogie Boogie Bash!  Is the grass truly greener on the other side of the country?More of Muses of Mythology can be found at twitter....

Tim and AJ begin the spooky season by returning to the comic series Dark Ride for its final act!Editor's Note: Spoilers for Dark Ride #9-12Editor's Note: This episode contains descriptions of mutilation, blood, violence, and dea...

Tim and AJ talk about the fireworks show Wishes, and its lasting legacy on Disney nighttime entertainment.Editor's Note: Tim claimed there were good views of the Magic Kingdom Fireworks from World Showcase Lagoon.  Obviously, he me...

Tim and AJ are joined by Charlie of Many Pods (they/them) to discuss the D23 parks panel, and the many weird and wild announcements that came with it.Charlie's Many Pods: https://linktr.ee/greenpixie12Hosted by Tim O'Connor and ...

For the June Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ are joined by Tim's friend Drew to talk about the teases for Universal's Epic Universe!Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: facebook.com/...

Standby Line is now three years old!  And to celebrate, Tim and AJ present: "Ticket Booth Episode 30: Heel The World"!Gaming Theater Presents: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s-3-e-4-a-brief-history-of-point-click-adventure-g...

Due to a scheduling change, Tim and AJ talk about the recent introduction of the Hatbox Ghost into the Magic Kingdom version of The Haunted Mansion, and Disney's different approach to the Mansions on both coasts.Hosted by Tim O'Connor a...

After over four years of waiting, Tiana's Bayou Adventure has finally arrived!  More amazingly, after nearly three years of waiting, Tim and AJ talk about a new attraction in a timely manner!Spoilers for Tiana's Bayou Adventure...

After years of anticipation, Tim and AJ finally tackle the challenge that is Disney's America, and how the narrative surrounding it takes on a very deterministic mindset. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by ...

As Test Track has begun its refurbishment into whatever its new form may be, Tim and AJ look back on the two very different tests the ride has given through its life!  With a special appearance from AJ's brother Drew!Editor's Note:...

Tim and AJ explore The Living Sea's place as the red-headed stepchild of Epcot pavilions, and how even Pixar can't really solve the problem. Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterF...

For the April Viewer Poll, Tim and AJ discuss Millennium Falcon: Smuggler's Run, and the 100% legal hiring processes of Hondo Ohnaka.Hosted by Tim O'Connor and AJ SalisburyCover art by @roboptera on TwitterFacebook: face...