Expat Chatter
It's true. Even after years of living in Munich, Germany, I find funny stuff to talk about. Language gaffes, cultural confrontations, and life abroad. It's an ongoing adventure!
Episodes
124 episodes
When life gives you lemons, it helps to recognize them
I thought my French was good enough to get me around southern France. But language skills were not enough.
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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8:15
Getting lost the old-fashioned way
Those of us who predate GPS know how to get around without using technology. Knowing the points of the compass is helpful for navigating in an American city, but in Europe, the streets often date from the days of footpaths and donkey carts. The...
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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6:48
Emotional baggage - why I pack too much when I go home
I used to feel sheepish whenever I took an overpacked suitcase home on a trip to the U.S. But when I thought about it more closely, I realized there was a very good reason for doing this.
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Season 3
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Episode 11
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0:30
Home sweet home - only better
I fantasize about taking my kids back to where I grew up to show them the real America. Except when I arrive, it’s often to discover that many things have changed. Shops have disappeared, new restaurants have sprouted up. I may wax nostalgic, b...
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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7:46
9 things you didn't know about Chicago
The real founding fatherI just recently overcame my amazement that Alexander Hamilton was not Anglo-American but from the Caribbean island of Nevis, contrary to the lore of America’s Founding Fathers. Thanks to the musical, this has become ...
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Season 3
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Episode 9
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8:26
The French Revolution you've never heard of - in the yard
France’s national holiday is Bastille Day, July 14th, which sparked a revolution that sent shock waves across Europe. But French culture had already been impacting many countries’ architecture, language, cuisine - and even your backyard – for c...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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9:20
The trillions of cicadas last seen by Thomas Jefferson
It’s been over 200 years since these two broods of cicadas hatched at the same time. Just by chance, I’ll be traveling right through the middle of the swarms.
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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6:26
The strange cult of white asparagus
If you are in Munich and see people jostling for a spot in line at a produce stand, you can bet they’re queuing for white asparagus. Don’t bother telling them that the green kind is better, because the white stuff has cult status here.
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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5:53
Warm and cozy? Time to open that window
If you’re just settling in on the couch, then don’t let any Germans into the room. They’ll open up all the windows to let in fresh air – regardless of the outside temperature.
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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7:21
How war shaped the Alter Südfriedhof, a historic cemetery in Munich
We are accustomed to seeing cemeteries full of tombstones honoring the dead from both world wars, but this cemetery stretches even farther back into the past. The French Revolution, the ensuing Napoleonic Wars, and even the 30 years...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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9:05
The Prussian rockstar in my wardrobe
An almost nostalgic story, written during the pandemic. Remember all those strange projects we took upon ourselves for lack of anything better to do? I discovered the strange parallels between my wardrobe and the methods of the famous German sc...
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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10:07
Give us our daily bread, but please let it be German
You might think that Germans would mostly miss the beer when they go to the U.S. - but you'd be wrong. What they really pine after is German bread, which is so hearty you might want to refrain if you've just had dental work done. But foreigners...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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6:39
The Superbowl is super in Germany, too
Germany is the land of soccer, especially in Munich, home of the world-famous FC Bayern. But American football has gain in popularity. Across the country, fans are gearing up for the Superbowl between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisc...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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9:24
Even better than bread: The best excuse to fatten up
Germans are now confronting the fact that Christmas is over but winter is just getting underway. They console themselves by getting an early start celebrating carnival, which involves consuming large quantities of a special pastry, called Krapf...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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8:33
Talk better - talk like a dog
We train dogs, but they have much to teach us. Babies are fluent in body language but over time it is sacrificed to verbal communication. Studying the behavior of dogs gives clues to body language that will serve us well.
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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7:26
Ring in the New Year and fire the firecrackers
The New Year means more than resolutions. All of Germany sets off firecrackers at midnight on December 31st. This has a huge negative impact on animals, people, and the environment. Calls for restricting or banning fireworks entirely are gettin...
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Season 2
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Episode 42
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6:04
'Twas the Night Before Weihnachten
On a trip to a Christmas market in Munich, I was inspired by The Night Before Christmas. Many parallels sprang to mind, but with throngs of last-minute shoppers, Christmas markets, and packed trains, I found myself wishing to be whisked away in...
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Season 2
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Episode 41
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4:54
Christmas cookies: Good, better, German
I loved Christmas cookies growing up and thought they were pretty good, but have since discovered that German holiday confectionary is in a league of its own – the premier league.
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Season 2
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Episode 40
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8:45
What happened to Santa Claus?
Santa Claus, St. Nick, or the Christ child? The figure we associate with Christmas takes on many shapes and forms in different countries. In Germany, he also travels around with a partner who isn’t quite so nice named Knecht Ruprecht. ...
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Season 2
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Episode 39
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7:23
Hot wine and cold toes
Christmas markets are popping up on every corner in Germany, including the medieval town of Regensburg and city of Munich, where they sell Christmas decorations and a few unexpected items like fake Fabergé eggs (somehow the Czar’s court got inv...
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Season 2
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Episode 38
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8:02
The 37 Days of Christmas
Germans don’t celebrate Thanksgiving but they celebrate Christmas half the winter. Starting at the end of November with the first of Advent, it culminates on January 6th, Heilige Drei Könige, Three Kings’ Day, or Epiphany, which is the Eastern ...
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Season 2
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Episode 37
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6:47
If this is punctuality, my watch is broken
Germans have a reputation for being punctual, something which does not apply to its train system. During a recent train strike, it was striking (ahem) to note that many people felt there was not much difference to regular service. I’d say that’...
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Season 2
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Episode 36
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9:30
What happened to my pumpkin pie?
It's not a holiday without pumpkin pie, but what I bake is a far cry from what my mother's version. I was shocked to discover that Germany didn’t have ready-made, canned pumpkin mix. This was followed by the equally shocking prospect of h...
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Season 2
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Episode 35
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8:18
Celebrating St. Martin from the comfort of the couch
Americans celebrate fall with Halloween, but Germans have St. Martin. Children carry lit lanterns in processions through the dark, singing. It sounds so lovely, until you’re the one out there battling the cold wind to keep the lantern lit. This...
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Season 2
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Episode 34
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8:32