Ship em! This episode is not sponsored by Captain Morgan but it should be, perhaps we can get some sort of kickback post-haste. In any case we were frankly chomping at the bit to get a little podcast out there, it has been too long - more than ...

Frankly this episode speaks for itself. Its currently 1am on Wednesday morning but by golly I will not let the audience down this week. Please enjoy this golf themed specatu-sode. Amen.

Public parks are a public Joy. God Bless the USA, and all the other countries that have public parks. Which now that I am thinking about it is probably most of them. Conner had yet another birthday and Preston talks football, his favorite. Shou...

What a hot topic and luckily we got here just in time. Sports! You know them, and we love them. What's better than that? Well I'll tell you what. New sports, fictional ones even. The last time a sport was new was when Mr Harry Basket put up one...

Who doesn't love good clean family fun? At the end of the day that is what this show is all about. Which is exactly what we have in common with Kids shows. Boom. That's the theme. Kids shows. We have all seen them, for the most part. So this is...

You think you can impress me simply by sipping on a cold one? Think again. It does not get less cool/vibes than skulling an alcoholic beverage. I'm serious. Cut it out. Makes me sick just thinking about it. Mostly because I am hungover, but sti...

This episode is exactly what it sounds like, borderline no more explanation needed. I don't know what its like to be addicted to mango juul pods but I can sympathize - and advise. Happy boofing!

"I wish we could go back to putting these participation trophy kids in their place. I want to hit them with a ruler and not on the hand either. I want to crack the ruler across their rear end" - CPOS June 2024

Picture the following dream scenario: You are cornered in an alley with a switchblade. And I already know what you are thinking "how is this a dream scenario?", simple answer to that: you also have a switchblade. Your wildest fantasy come to li...

It's sort of like dropping the mitts but more accidental. This weeks theme is roommates. Me and Conner are like two non-parallels lines, we are due to intersect as roomies at some point. And lets just say the water is starting to simmer my frie...

BUGS! Can't live with them and can't live without them. Well honestly it does feel like I could live without them. Though I do understand they are wholly necessary for the ecosystem/food chain to thrive. Isn't life funny like that. Wow. Makes y...

This week Conner is delving deep into the nooks and crannies of his brain trying to come up with a better way to gain cash flow straight into his bank account. Many financial experts speculate this is because he overextended on a brand new vehi...

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, this episode is about taxes and how to "evade" them. If you are holding your horses waiting to hear the section where we reference the title, lets just say you'll be waiting  a while. And when I say...

In this episode we reflect on the long road behind us and the longer one in front. We all have a place to be yet there is no such thing as wasted time; for time itself is just an illusion of the human mind trying to comprehend a 4D world with 3...

I'll give you 50+ minutes of content in exchange for nothing at all. That right there is called negotiation. Here you think it costs you nothing to listen to this and that you are getting away with highway robbery listening to this free of char...

Don't listen to this.

Don't you just love trail mix? Conner does. This weeks theme is cooking! All of the questions we found were barely related so its a fun little game to piece together why they are indeed on theme. Our weeks were so bright this week it took over ...

Check and Mate. You guessed it, this episode is all about chess and cash. Mainly chess though. A GM makes 150k a year according to some sources and we want to know how can we do that. The best part of the podcast was the wildcards at the end, a...

"Expect the worst and hope to expect the best" -CPThis episode we finally get down to some down to earth questions about CP's favorite topic: Running. I have emerged from my cocoon to re-enter the world of athletics. As I embark in this jou...

Picture this: it is 2050 and all cars are autonomous. You are cruising home from a work lunch and someone has to die. Will it be you or the teens? If you need more information please listen to the podcast we dive deep on this one; even adding a...

This episode has a little to do with ghost stories and the spookyness of finding out you recorded with a webcam mic 45 mins into a podcast. In other news crypto is back up in the market and we didn't even mention it on this epsiode. Not once. S...

I am stunned at some of the things I leave in this podcast to be uploaded to the internet. This week we introduce a new segment called "Tea at the Top" and it goes well for one of us. In this electric episode we get overly personal, political, ...

Love is in the air this Feb 14th for some of us. Its our annual Valentines Day special and with the start of this second season we are testing out a "mini-sode" esk style format here. Shorter the episode, taller the yearning they say. In this h...

What in Tarnation? We are back! Turns out we had a deep yearning for the podcast that we could not squelch, we could not quiet, and we could not lay to rest, we had to indulge in our deepest desires and fly free as podcasters once again. Please...

Thank you for being a part of our lives.Love,PT & CP