In this episode the hot singles sit down with comic and friend Sean O'Shaughnessy, to discuss the origins of Friendly Lounge, but we ended up just talking about Jake implanting himself among a community of Philadelphia Knights. We also learn so...

On this beautiful episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake and Alexa mourn the death of PnB Rock, Alexa tells us about the fake ass priest at her Grandpa's funeral,  and the hot singles get into a heated argument over who had the better summe...

In this fantastic episode of HSNY we sat down with the very NOT single Jamie Fitz, right after he got home from EUROPE! We talk about what it's like to cheat on your girl overseas, Jamie possibly having latent X-Men like abilities, and the many...

We were On One today, ya' Heard with this new episode right here. In this episode we watch a naked man get fought on a porch, we listen to the Shrek 2 Soundtrack, and we learn the correct way to stare directly at the sun.

In this long awaited episode of HSNY we got Jamie freakin' Pappas on the pod. Jamie lays down the laws of Philly dating as a hot single, Jake (finally) gets to show Jamie his lizard, and we learn once and for all how often you are supposed to c...

In this episode Jake and Alexa learn to rap like Big Pun, mourn the death of a dead Minecraft youtuber, and watch the music video for My Confessions Pt. II.

In this episode of hot singles near you Jake and Alexa watch a video of a man putting his hand in dry ice, Jake tells an embarrassing puke story, and Alexa learns who Jimmy Saville is!

This episode of hot singles near you was recorded inside a submarine at the bottom of the ocean. In this episode Jake and Alexa practice their primal screams, we review some Maury Not-the-Father dances, and we discuss Jake's new polite alter eg...

The hot singles are back in a new studio after a soft hiatus. In this episode Jake and Alexa created a glorious unlistenable audio nightmare. We screwed around with voice modulators, reviewed a few concerts from last week, and were introduced t...

In this episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake discusses his new beef with an employee at Whole Foods, we debate how often you should wash your sheets, and we review a few Jeremy Fragrance Compilations.

In this episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake and Alexa talk about the time Jake interrupted a date to buy diarrhea medicine, whether or not you should take dates to IKEA, and we watch a man prepare and eat cow vagina.

This episode of Hot Singles Near You is a Whacky Woman's month double Whammy. We sat down with Jake's sister and listened to some of the best female pop artists from the late 90s and early 2000's. We also talked about John Mayer doing cum tribu...

Finally Hot Singles Near You is back this week with a fullie. Its Irish Potato season baby. In this episode Jake and Alexa talk about their recent Amine concert, staying at hostels in New York, and do a scene reading from Boogie Nights. 

Hot Singles Near You is back with another halfie this week, next week we get back to our regularly scheduled fullies. In this episode Jake and Alexa talk about the tinder swindler, how to compliment your boyfriends penis, and birds mysteriously...

We've got a  Hot Singles Near You halfie! In this episode Jake and Alexa discuss their new beef with Fireball, our hatred of Imagine Dragons, and that lady who got sexually assaulted in the Metaverse. We also do a little asian food ASMR be...

This episode of Hot Singles Near You is a banger. Jake and Alexa discuss solicited vs unsolicited penis pictures, we review the Boba Fett show which was ass, and we have a LIVE Candy Ken sighting in the wild. 

In this nostalgia heavy episode of Hot Singles Near You, Jake and Alexa recount stories of getting snowed in at the dorms, drinking 40s, and a party where everyone got dick except Jake. We also talk about reality TV.

In this groundbreaking episode of Hot Singles Near You, we have Romy mother fucking Rosner on the pod. We educate her on the members of Wu Tang Clan, discuss elite teenage hackers, pedophile teachers, and review the ethics of poisoning people o...

In this episode of Hot Singles Near You, we are experimenting with the Podcasting Genre. Listen as Jake and Alexa are slowly hypnotized into a melodic trance as we podcast while doing a puzzle, and experiment on ourselves with MK ultra mind con...

In this mysterious episode of Hot Singles Near You our guest is local fan of the pod, and possible MK Ultra victim, MK Maybe. In this episode we talk MK's origin story, Alone Season 8, and the best show on television, Love at First Kiss.

This is the Hot Singles Near You New Years Episode. We reviewed our resolutions from 2021 and looked at some new goals for 2022. We also reviewed spending time with our families over Christmas, the Sonic Adventure 2 Battle Soundtrack which is h...

Its the Hot Singles Near You CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR Part 2. In this episode we put a HSNY Fatwa on Surya for things he's said publicly about the pod, we get to the bottom of what it means to be a Spiderman 3 apologist, and someone on the pod got...

Welcome to the Hot Singles Near You Christmas Special. In this killer episode I reignite my beef with the customer service department of Valued Naturals, we review the best Christmas albums of all time, and lastly I explain my mysterious connec...

In this episode of Hot Singles Near you, we discuss our family interactions during Thanksgiving, we get our first email from a mysterious listener,  and we review Alone Season 7 Champion, Roland Welker's top 10 survival items. All Hail the...

In this BANGER episode of Hot Singles Near You, we got Seth Lerner on the Pod. We get a HSNY Exclusive when we hear about Seth's High School fuck pad, we find out whether or not ASMR is inherently sexual (it is), and we compare Jewish and Mormo...