We don't know anything about the Loch Ness Monster but we do know the sword in the stone (mostly) sucks 

PLEASE watch the movie before listening to this. Seriously. Please. Stop listening! Go watch it. 

Gavin hates my robot.

So Gavin wanted to talk about "gangstalking" which Jess knew nothing about and then Jess was like "wow Gavin this is messed up why are we talking about this" and then we just started going off about existential dread again. *Sigh* maybe we need...

We visited a lot of haunted houses this year!  Like...8?? But what else are childless 30 something year olds supposed to do with themselves on Halloween?

A fun new game invented by Gavin! Look out for the Skinless Stump Head of Brisbane! 

Probably an unnecessarily deep dive but this movie is horrifying and not even for the reasons we'd expect!  

Ugh. UGGHHH the world is on fire. Longlegs is very bad and here is why. Also, check out "I Saw the TV Glow" for some actual good new ideas and unpredictable horror. 

The youths of today need more, age appropriate horror! So we're writing them some. Also, we talk about Goosebumps a lot in this. 

Should we talk about serial killers? Seems weird...but maybe we could recap some true crime? Or mystery stories? That sounds fun! Also we love playing our one word story games 'cause they're SO SPOOKY

Welp. I guess we're doing more of this! Join us for a wee catch up and some movie tropes we do like! 

Oh hi there! We didn't see you come in for the last two months! This was recorded back in February! Enjoy! 

but first, we're gonna talk about Minecraft and kids toys for like 15 minutes. Enjoy!

Safe to say we definitely recommend checking out Skinamarink! 

Oh hi there! It's been a while. This episode was recorded in November! Sorry it took so long to get it to you. Enjoy our many thoughts on the different versions of Pet Sematary! This also wraps up season 3! See you in SEASON 4!...

You know what's sexy? Humans turning into horrible monsters and then melting into piles of person soup! 

and we feel fine. 

Just talking about some things that don't exist! 

Apologies for the fan in the background. It was very hot in Gavin's apartment. We watched "Old" and maybe we shouldn't have. Also, happy birthday to Jess!

A fresh af review of Jordan Peele's new weird movie. Apologies for the sounds of the movie theatre parking lot. 

Okay okay! Back to regular uploading! Hi! Here are some stupid madlibs. 

Man, you'd think we aren't even trying anymore. I swear we are. Sort of. This is part 2 of the scary animals episode but we kind of just keep going off on tangents. Enjoy! 

Season 3, baby!! You thought we were done! WE thought we were done! but guess what! We're not! I guess?What is the SCARIEST animal? Let's discuss. 

Our incredibly anticlimactic season 2 finale is here! Goblin is a wretched film and after discussing it in this episode, we decided we needed a looooong break. Catch you in season 3!

Just having a nice Friday night with a Stranger Things Ouija board!