Wherein we bleat and bellow.  Bring ‘round the feed: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Close in on our Facebook corral (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein mystery beckons from our door.  Breathe into our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Articulate our name on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we bow our heads and die.  Lay threadbare: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Liven up our Facebook cell (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein we light it up.  Guess how many tomes line our shelves: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Flip our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we stumble.  Pour your heart out: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Crack open our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we bring the right bouquet.  Grab us by the scruff of our neck: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Bring flowers to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we cannot agree on what we saw.  Take a shot: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Hunt down our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein things glow.  Stand at the foot of our bed: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Shed light on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we thirst.   Buckle our swash: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Snatch up our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein the Baby-Sitters Club takes a lunch.  Deliver your crisis to: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Match your socks to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we’re hung out to dry.  Fold into our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Put our Facebook page on the spin cycle (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein our epidermis wilts.  Send flowers to: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Wrinkle your nose at our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we plunge beneath the sea.  Throw out a line: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Test the waters on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein our beloved coat gives way to clutching claws.  Enter our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Endure our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we’ve reached, “The End.”  Duel with our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Ignite a firework on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein the peanut gallery pipes up.  Let fly your arrow: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Miss the mark on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein our castle comes with a plus one.  Bemoan down our chimney: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Beware of our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we grapple with Death.  Rattle our bones: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Set your jaw over Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we make something of ourselves.  Emulate an old woman and hop on our back: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Cross the swamp to our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we cannot reach an agreement.  Wage war: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Disagree on our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we accept a challenge.  Touch our shield with the tip of your lance: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Survey your combatants on Facebook (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we speak the King’s English.  Send a pigeon: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Ph’aaint over our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous). 

Wherein conspirators congregate beneath a tree.  Deliver poison to our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Slip a dagger into our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).  

Wherein we weigh dolls against jum-jills.  Follow the tunnel to our cave dwelling: gwritersanon@gmail.com  Roll around our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).   

Wherein we deduce, “who dun it.”  Point a finger at our inbox: gwritersanon@gmail.com Draw up a suspect list from our Facebook page (Ghost Writers, Anonymous).