It's Graves World! GRAVES WORLD! Party time! Excellennnnnt! Though all we seem to remember from this episode is sexy female Vulcan!

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We're BACK! We're actually BACK! It's 2023 and we start off the year by being OUTRAGEOUS with the Wish.com Han Solo! He's a rogue you know! He's outrageous and a rouge! And he clearly spends his 30 minutes on the Enterprise giving STDs to all t...

Was hoping to sneak this into a Christmas Special, but the dreaded COVID has put the brakes on that! Bastard!Michael Bell aka the ACTUAL Groppler Zorn wishes us a Merry Christmas! We are indeed blessed! This may have made our day :)...

We're back from our illness.....again! (We're weak) to talk about that great American tradition of doing Dick Van Dyke English accents when trying to tackle English literature! Alrite guv'na! Let's put another shrimp on the barrrrrbieeee.....

We once again step upon the small rouge one to meet a crew so bored with their lives, they think sticking old cycling helmets on their head makes them enter the Metaverse! And the Metaverse manifests itself as a crap Welsh beach! Can't beat Bri...

What the hell is Blake's 7? Is it about a group of seven followers of a man called Blake? No....there were 5......until Blake wasn't there any more.....THE TITLE MAKES NO SENSE! Join us as we chat through his underrated British gem. Like classi...

Another week off due to Brandon's obscure illnesses! Sorry! But we finally return to chat TNG! Worf has de-evolved into a Steroid dosed Rottweiler, and the crew meet yet another higher being in space who is out to mess with and kill them! The o...

We return to the small rouge one to talk about the first episode of Season 2! Rimmer is learning a made up language while Lister is polishing his knob. They then come across a distress signal from 3 very lovely ladies! A dwarfers dream!? Perhap...

We actually made it to Season 2 of TNG! Brandon has recovered from his Groppler Zorn Fever, so we return from our unexpected hiatus to bring you a stupidly long episode where we talk about the many changes to Season 2, including the the new Dr,...

One of our guest hobos returns to talk Red Dwarf! Today we talk Stereo Rimmers and cold soup, mixed in with some talk about nancies!

We FINALLY get to the end of Season 1 TNG! We find out Worf likes walking into doors like a video game glitch, we meet the Romulans who ARE BACKKKKKKK apparently. Bev gets groped by a 20th century yokel druggie! And we find out that someone sho...

We return to Red Dwarf to meet the menace that is the Quaagar Warrior! And an old cat with a plastic sausage and a donut fixation. A standard Red Dwarf outing!

HIS HEAD BLEW UP! HIS FRICKIN' HEAD BLEW UP! Join us as we talk about an episode with villains that have all the subtlety of....well someone's HEAD EXPLODING! Now get me some of those worms! I love me some space worms!

We return to Red Dwarf to talk about Future Echoes! The first heavy sci-fi concept in the show, and one of the best. Rimmer gets a new haircut, Lister suffocates himself with shaving foam and Cat offers to cut limbs off to save his suits! It's ...

We return to TNG to discover maybe we shouldn't have bothered! We turn Picard's lame love story into a Spanish telenovela, complete with cheesy soap music! Also Data does some timey whimey stuff!

Well we spent half of the Star Trek TNG episodes talking about it, so we might as well jump into fully chatting about Red Dwarf, starting with the very episode. Weirdly, we spend half the episode talking about Star Trek.......we're no good at t...

IT'S A LIVE AUDIO COMMENTARY SPECIAL! We wanted the youngling's live reaction to this episode for no reason at all, yup...no reason! Join us for an episode where Tasha Yar actually gets some character development....of sorts....She finally tick...

Join us for a very special episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, where we find out drugs are bad but Picard doesn't give a shit and isn't going to do anything about it because RULES! We also find out that Tasha Yar's Rape Gang home planet ...

Join us for our 20th episode special! Special in that we invited a different homeless guy from the street to join us for a completely random episode!...... SPECIAL! When we're not wondering who that creepy actor is who has been in everything bu...

ARGGGGGGGGGGGH! That's Klingon for back story! And we finally get some for Worf after almost a whole series of him being the guy that growls a lot and gets slapped around!

Back from our 2 week hiatus, we jump straight into 'Coming of Age' Where we meet Commander Rectum and Quinn, who angrily try and stalk Enterprise crew members. Meanwhile Wesley gets to meet his greatest hero, Mordock, YES THEEEE MORDOCK of the ...

An episode with actual SCIENNNNNNCE! An episode that could have been boring but actually wasn't. And of course our latest catchphrase UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER :D Available on a T-Shirt from GropplerZornMerch.com !

Just when you think TNG has its fair share of annoying children, this episode pops up to give us a whole frickin' episode full of 'em! On the upside, they get kidnapped! On the downside, they get returned.......

Ooof! This one was a struggle! So much so I think we end up going off topic about 57 times throughout this episode! Join us as we drag ourselves through this Benjamin Button ripoff, and veer off into talking about Doctor Who, then try and order...