Welcome to the end of this horrible marine journey. Thunder really made us do two episodes. We hate it even more now.It's a boat, a bad comedian, and a washed up wrestler. The punchline is the show itself.Five years ago we watched...

This is episode 1 of 2 episodes this month. That was not the plan. We thought Thunder in Paradise would only take us an hour or so. Instead, we ran into a lot of Skullduggery. So congrats, dear listeners, you get over two hours of us this month...

We are truly happy to share with you our interview with Mark Polonia! Years ago, we just hoped to bump into him in Wellsboro. Now here we are, asking him, "Will there be a Poloniverse?" Don't worry. We ask other questions, too. Enjoy our very e...

We are very excited to talk about Four Nights in Fear Forest, the second movie our podcast appears in! Four inmates go to clean up an old amusement park.Monsters. Robots. Post production rain. This movie has it all! Come for ...

Welcome to our fifth season premiere! It's another Wings Hauser movie, and it's a winner. We give you the 1993 John De Hart masterpiece, Champagne and Bullets.Two ousted cops take down their former superior, who is a drug dealer that run...

It's our season finale! Thank you to everyone for the support these last 4 seasons. Stay tuned. There is a lot more crap to come!Mari keeps the receipts to prove Greg wrong. No, Sasha Mitchell was not in Twilight, but he was in Class of ...

Mari and Greg do not watch porn together! We just want to make that clear because the movie we discuss this month, A Name for Evil, has a lot of sex and nudity. A lot.A couple moves to an old house to fix it up. It is haunted.Emmy...

With this episode, we are talking about the last Herb Robins movie we will ever cover, Sinthia: The Devil's Doll.A woman goes to therapy to work through the guilt of killing her parents.This movie has lots of boobs in it, and we d...

For this episode, watched a boring movie called Double X: The Name of the Game that was trying to be everything and failed at all of it.An American tourist gets involved with an elderly man on the run.Greg's favorite MST3K episode...

Welcome to our third "live" episode! We are together in Detroit to discuss 2025's The Final Possession. It stars a slew of Polonia Brothers Entertainment regulars, is directed by Mark Polonia, and we have a part in it!An ancient omen com...

This episode, we spoil 2022's Infrared, a movie that bothered us at first. Then we changed our tune a little bit when we both got to meet the one and only Greg Sestero, who plays Geoff/The Owner's Manual.  A paranormal investigation...

We are very glad to do this episode so that we never have to see or talk about this movie again. From 2018, it's The Son of Devil.Gora finds a book of black magic that he uses to slaughter men who wronged him at a job interview.Th...

With this episode, we finish our coverage of Duke Mitchell movies with the other movie he wrote, directed, and starred in, 1974's Massacre Mafia Style.Mimi (Duke Mitchell,) a Mafia kingpin's son, tries to take over Los Angeles by killing...

For this episode, we cover the worst Thor movie we've ever seen. With a 1.7 on IMDb, starring Richard Grieco as Loki and Kevin Nash as Odin, we give you Almighty Thor.Thor battles Loki for the Hammer of Invincibility and the survival of ...

Upon learning about the passing of Wings Hauser, it took us about 2 seconds to decide we needed to do an episode in his honor. We have been in awe of him since before starting the podcast, which is why he was our first episode, and every season...

We have a guest! This month, we are joined by Greg's fiance, Erica, to discuss the 1987 afterschool special, What If I'm Gay?, starring Evan Handler, Gabrielle Carteris, and Ed Marinaro.A popular high school student comes to terms with h...

Nothing says we covered a Mark Polonia movie like glitches during the recording that we decided not to remedy. Ignore them and just listen to us discuss our joyful viewing of 2020's Shark Encounters of the Third Kind.Aliens come to earth...

Welcome to the premiere of season 4! This year we begin with a very rare piece from Wings Hauser, a short-lived TV show from 1986 called The Last Precinct. The cast also includes Adam West, Keenan Wynn, Ernie Hudson, James Cromwell, and Rick Du...

Welcome to our season 3 finale!Thank you everyone for 600 downloads! For this month's episode, we talk about a dummy and his senior thesis. Oh, and there's a life-sized wooden guy, too.A group of college seniors go to a...

In episode 3 of last season, we covered a movie starring Duke Mitchell. If you heard it, you know we were not kind. For this month's episode, we apologize for some of that as we talk about a movie he wrote, directed, and starred in called Gone ...

This month we cover 24ish of our "experiences" with one movie, 1994's Bloodfist 6: Ground Zero.A military courier must save a nuclear launch site from terrorists.Of all the Bloodfists, we chose this one for all the things that i...

Thank you to everyone for over 500 downloads!Congrats to Greg on his engagement!Thanks to anyone who watched our little film, Night of the Corpse Tub!And we have another announcement we reveal as well!In this episode, we tal...

Welcome to our second "live" episode! You can tell by the sounds of the birds and puppies throughout the episode. It doesn't hinder us as we discuss 2022's "Night of the Zodiac", a movie that was filmed in Detroit.A man is contacted by ...

For this month's episode, we are discussing a movie we swore we'd never watch again. It's 2020's Human Zoo, or The Human Zoo, according to the movie itself. Robert Carradine plays the Producer. No one else is significant.Contes...

This month we celebrate 5 years of "experiences" together! To commemorate, we go back to almost our very beginning, the second movie we ever watched together, 2015's American Poltergeist. Five college kids move into a house with a ...