Evaludate
Evaludate is a podcast about examining straight dating sims from a gay perspective. Co--hosted by Air (https://twitter.com/dragonomatopoei) and Madelyn (https://twitter.com/daingertmadelyn). Follow Us: https://twitter.com/evaludatepod
Episodes
108 episodes
Playground Rules (Lucien Neuschburn of even if Tempest, Part 2)
Today on Evaludate: Anastasia finally gets the point of view back, but her other love interests are still doing Lucien promo; we just don't have time to address the interpersonal ramifications of time loops in our time loop game; and if y...
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Season 1
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Episode 108
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57:48
World's Most Murderable Ingenue (Lucien Neuschburn of even if Tempest, Part 1)
Today on Evaludate: Anastasia has left us alone at a party with her new boyfriend and his buddies, Lucien may only be alive because the witch is also fumbling through this, and Crius may be pushing for the throuple ending.Follow Us:<...
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Season 1
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Episode 107
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44:54
The Jonkler (Zenn Sorfield of even if Tempest, Part 4)
Today on Evaludate: The bad endings in this game are kind of Odd, huh; Zenn continues to be an impossible act to follow, sorry Lucien; Anastasia goes to Chicago - and: what if Batman was Princess Tutu?Follow Us:
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Season 1
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Episode 106
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1:15:02
Red is Niceys (Zenn Sorfield of even if Tempest, part 3)
Today on Evaludate: Lucien is really bad at Among Us, Mael goes directly on our shit list, Anastasia and Zenn continue to be the world's biggest sweeties, and we successfully frame Crius for murder (Yay?).Follow Us:
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Season 1
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Episode 105
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1:09:05
Wish I Was A Baller (Zenn Sorfield of Even If Tempest, Part 2)
Today on Evaludate, we wish we could forget about all this murder-witch nonsense and play a game of HORSE with our best friend Zenn, Lucien can't be the cool one for two seconds, and Madelyn fails to frame Crius for murder.Follow Us:...
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Season 1
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Episode 104
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58:24
You Wouldn't Know Digimon (Zenn Sorfield of even if Tempest, Part 1)
Today on Evaludate, Air and Madelyn start the indisputable Best Route In The Game (<- Objective Fact), very suddenly learn important info about Zenn from an unlikely source, and are probably too amped about homicide for a podcast that signs ...
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Season 1
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Episode 103
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1:17:48
Hystorica, Oklahoma (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, Part 4)
Today on Evaludate: Madelyn's opinion on Tyril completes its 360-degree rotation, the game gets a little bit Hayes Code-y, and the religious world-building needs a little work.Follow Us:
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Season 1
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Episode 102
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1:41:52
You Guys Have The Devil? (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, Part 3)
Today on Evaludate: actually we have more to say about that weird CPR kiss last time, this game's theology is kind of wack, and oh yeah, remember how there's actual witch panic going around alongside the fun murder mystery stuff?Foll...
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Season 1
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Episode 101
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1:39:27
Diversity Win! (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, part 2)
Today on Evaludate: hazardous weather conditions and wizard curses aren't going to stop us from recording our 100th episode, Madelyn drops the bit, witch trials continue to be a shameful blight on human history, and oh good lord there is always...
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Season 1
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Episode 100
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1:34:29
The Devil Is Real (Tyril I Lister of even if Tempest, Part 1)
On today's TWO HOUR EVALUDATE SPECIAL, we're getting into the real-world history of witch hunting and witch trials around Europe and North America, Madelyn insists that everyone else insisting that she would like Tyril is still wrong, and being...
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Season 1
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Episode 99
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2:03:15
Should've Been Hugo (Crius Castlerock of even if Tempest, Part 3)
Today on Evaludate: Both hosts wish the love interest of this route was swapped out, Madelyn is unfair to a videogame man, and Air vents their publishing grudges.Follow Us:Twitte...
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Season 1
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Episode 98
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50:56
Training-Wheels Baby Mode (Crius Castlerock of even if Tempest, Part 2)
Today on Evaludate: Your "seemingly perfect" romantic lead needs more layers, boy howdy this route is all over the place, and Finally, Clown vs Clown action.Follow Us:Twitter...
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Episode 97
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1:02:41
Blood Splatoon (Crius Castlerock of even if Tempest, Part 1)
Today on Evaludate: who has time for witch trials and murder mysteries when there's BIRD POLITICS afoot! Commander Crius gets slut-shamed, and we ponder the motivations of our catboy timeloop administrator.Follow Us:
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Season 1
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Episode 96
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1:21:50
Devoured By Clowns (even if TEMPEST, prologue)
Today on Evaludate: the new protagonist is Batman-coded, a cat boy we can trust (maybe), enforced route order locks away our favorite guys, and time loop logistics make things a little bit weird.Follow Us:
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Season 1
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Episode 95
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1:46:42
27 Year-Old Minor (Full Circle and Auld Lang Syne routes of Bustafellows)
Today on Evaludate: The twist is shocking because you didn't build to the twist; Bustafellows continues to tangle with subject matter it refuses to treat with respect; and Air and Madelyn once again encourage patricide.Follow Us:...
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Season 1
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Episode 94
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1:29:11
World's Worst Polycule (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 4)
Today on Evaludate: the game walks back any competence it has ever implied for any of its lead characters, the maddest we have ever been at a player character, and gratuitous bad endings.Follow Us:
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Season 1
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Episode 93
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1:38:35
Insufferable Convention (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 3)
Today on Evaludate: you know who's Really hurt by the oppression of immigrants? This old-money white American lawyer. Adam continues to steal Limbo's route, and Bustafellows decides their narrative space is better spent on an Inspirational Term...
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Episode 92
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1:38:43
Hot Literary Takes (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 2)
Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn will talk about anything but the man they're supposed to talk about, contractual Otome Heroine niceness, and Bustafellows revs up to do another route about human trafficking and immigration after it handled t...
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Season 1
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Episode 91
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54:30
Who Said Brunettes Can't Fake Their Own Death? (Limbo Scott Fitzgerald of Bustafellows, Part 1)
Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn get fed up with the base route on their very last playthrough, Limbo and Teuta are amicable roommates who never talk and this is supposed to turn into romance somehow, and Bustafellows offers up its mos...
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Season 1
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Episode 90
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55:45
Depression Kabedon (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows, Part 4)
Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn really do cry, Mozu speedruns jettisoning his accumulated goodwill, and Teuta diligently takes her protagonist pills.Follow Us:Podcast...
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Season 1
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Episode 89
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1:20:26
Autism Salad (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows, Part 3)
Today on Evaludate: Air and Madelyn spend way too much of this Mozu episode complaining about Helvetica, Bustafellows keeps hammering in that Weird Sibling Shit between Mozu and Teuta, and Air doesn't cry this time.Follow Us:...
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Season 1
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Episode 88
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59:53
Teuta is an Industry Plant (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows, Part 2)
Today on Evaludate: Bustafellows 2 news ft. Bestie, Mozu Nile Shepherd: Ace Attorney, Time Travel Ethics, and we finally meet the route antagonist! Coincidentally, all of our skin crawls right off.Follow Us:
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Season 1
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Episode 87
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54:55
Ink-Read Bergman (Mozu Nile Shepherd of Bustafellows)
Today on Evaludate: Mozu is the funniest person in the cast (but the cast doesn't know it), Bustafellows really leans into its American Police Procedural inspirations, and that cat really does look just like Ingrid Bergman.Follow Us:...
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Season 1
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Episode 86
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1:12:40
Everything Happens at the Container Yard (Scarecrow of Bustafellows, part 4)
Today on Evaludate: Sauli is a shitty therapist, but you knew that. Air and Madelyn have a terrible time because the Bad Ending is really good at its job, and then they have a fantastic time because the Good Ending is really REALLY good at its ...
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Episode 85
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1:08:58
The Drowning Part (Scarecrow of Bustafellows, part 3)
Today on Evaludate, Scarecrow experiences a Hallmark Movie Christmas, Shu displays terrible trigger discipline and is also just very rude, Bustafellows flounders around with the criminal justice system AND mental health, and the truth of Madely...
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Season 1
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Episode 84
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1:03:58