
Hollysnark (with a side of Bauble)
A snarky discussion of some of our favorite Hallmark movies from two disgruntled lawyers who just keep hoping to move to a small town and stop working so darn hard.
Episodes
65 episodes
S4E13: Eat, Play, Love
After a short break to recover from the Christmas rush we're back with a non-holiday Hallmark full of puppy goodness (although one of us thinks it has more goodness than the other does). We're reviewing Eat, Play, Love and you'll be excit...
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Season 4
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Episode 13
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26:49

S4E12: The Perfect Setting
After an amazing save by our tech team (Holly's husband), we managed to actually get this recording posted. This week we're heading to Belgium and reviewing The Perfect Setting, in which you'll hear our opinions on quintessential Belgian ...
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Season 4
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Episode 12
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31:12

S4E11: Polar Opposites
This is as close as we're going to get to a Valentine's Day special. In this episode we review Polar Opposites in which we learn a lot about penguins and how to find a penguin of one's own. Which is more romantic than you would thin...
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Season 4
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Episode 11
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28:35

S4E10: As Luck Would Have It
Top of the morning, or some other appropriately stereotypical Irish greeting. This week we bring you the delights of Ireland in the most Irish of Irish Hallmarks, As Luck Would Have It. We also mention in passing some other gems ('T...
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Season 4
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Episode 10
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35:44

S4E9: Private Princess Christmas
Well, it had to happen. They can't all be hits. This certainly isn't. I'm talking about the movie, of course - as usual our podcast is tip top. This episode we bring you Private Princess Christmas and here's hoping 2025 ...
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Season 4
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Episode 9
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28:30

S4E8: The Santa Class
Keeping it classy, we're bringing you another Hallmark hit with The Santa Class. And with that, we'll be back next year! Which is just a few days, because we just can't stop. Or at least one of us can't stop and won't let the ...
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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31:16

S4E7: Three Wiser Men and a Boy
Merry Christmas! OK, not quite yet, but we're so close we think it counts. And for this most Hallmark time of the year we have a gift for you - Three Wiser Men and a Boy, the sequel to last year's Three Wise Men and a Baby (which we...
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25:38

S4E6: The Finnish Line
In which we are LIVE FROM HALLMARK HEADQUARTERS (sort of - the hotel nearby which we still think counts) and instead of rising to the challenge and recording our best work instead Holly forgets to plug in the microphone and it takes us several ...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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28:21

S4E5: Confessions of a Christmas Letter
You guys, it's not even mid-December and we're already at episode 5. It's like we're real podcasters. I fully expect us to fall apart any moment now. This episode we're reviewing the charming Confessions of a Christmas Letter....
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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25:42

S4E4: Jingle Bell Run
In which we review a 2024 Hallmark gem called Jingle Bell Run. Also in which due to my masterful editing only the most discerning of listeners will be able to tell when we were interrupted by a phone call. Professionalism? Nev...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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35:01

S4E3: Holiday Crashers
Join us as we review Holiday Crashers and give Hallmark a quick rundown on legal malpractice. I also just realized that the Holiday Crashers title works pretty well with the ambulance chaser sub-plot, so am happy to say I'm still deepenin...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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28:35

S4E2: Holiday Mismatch
We're finally ready (or at least one of us is) to tell you our exciting Season 4 news! But first you have to make it through another episode. This time we're reviewing Holiday Mismatch. And no, we don't know yet what we're doi...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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30:16

S4E1: Our Holiday Story
We're back with a whole new season of Hollysnark. We decided to kick off the season with a controversial one, Our Holiday Story, which Bauble likes more than Holly. In a surprise twist ending we're actually going to tell you what we...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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28:37

S3E13: 'Twas the Date Before Christmas
We're getting pretty deeply into the new Christmas season, so let's forget that it hasn't even been Halloween yet and just go with it. We're reviewing the 2024 blockbuster 'Twas the Date Before Christmas for all of you who thought it migh...
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Season 3
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Episode 13
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32:34

S3E12: The Heiress and the Handyman
In which we review a new fall episode, The Heiress and the Handyman, and Holly expands Bauble's vocabulary along the way.
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Season 3
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Episode 12
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39:36

S3E11: Shifting Gears
In which we truck on through the Hallmark not so classic Shifting Gears and find it leaves a few skid marks.
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35:56

S3E10: Christmas at Dollywood
It's Christmas in July, y'all! And to celebrate, we are reviewing Christmas at Dollywood. What could be better than Hallmark, you ask? Hallmark with a side of Dolly, we say!
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Season 3
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Episode 10
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24:31

S3E9: Mystery 101
Holy pancakes - in a shocking departure, we review a Hallmark Murders and Mysteries episode (fittingly named Mystery 101). And Holly and Bauble switch chairs, to boot. So much chaos. So never say that Holly and Bauble are in a...
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31:31

Season 3, Episode 8: Love and Jane
Happy Cinco de Mayo! You may want to listen to this little gem as you savor your margaritas. We're reviewing Love and Jane, which was an absolute stinker of a Hallmark movie. No, we don't know what's up next. Someday we'...
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Season 3
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Episode 8
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21:59

S3E7: Napa Ever After
In which we review Napa Ever After and spend about half of the podcast talking up AAA for some reason.
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Season 3
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Episode 7
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26:59

S3E6: All Things Valentine
In which we post a very, very late entry to Loveuary (but technically recorded it on 2/29 so we think it counts) and really struggle to understand the plot of All Things Valentine but finally work it out in the end. Next up - Napa Ever Af...
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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26:24

S3E5: Christmas at the Plaza
In honor of Valentine's Day we have recorded a very special Loveuary episode. Nah, just kidding. Really we're just doing Christmas at the Plaza. We're just not quite done with Christmas yet. We promise we'll get around t...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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28:26

S3E4: Christmas in Notting Hill
We continue our overseas adventures for Season 3 with a delightful romp in Merry Old England and Christmas in Notting Hill. Nope, we don't know what we're doing next or when, but stay tuned.
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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25:33
