
‘Patto & the Sunshine’
Light hearted, fun and laughter guaranteed. Joy bringing, from two old school friends who were brought back together by fate, for the purpose of brightening up your day. A bit of adult humour and language, but nothing too bad. Banter dominates throughout.
Episodes
32 episodes
The ‘Curtain Call’ 👏🏻
This is it, maybe forever, who knows 🤷♂️In this episode, it was only right to explain the reasoning behind why Episode 5 was ‘so’ off the wall wrong 🙈😂Patto gives one more massive plug to push ‘Bantoon 👊’ and Pick up a pick up ...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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36:47

Teletubbies and the Rogue Kermit’s
The penultimate episode and by a country mile the most outrageous, yet hilarious episode ever recorded 😱😂A rare ‘Friday’ night recording slot meant an opportunity to have a few sociable drinks and with Patto around, what could possibly ...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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25:44

‘Snot Rocket Delight’
‘Snot Rocket Delight’ Yet another belter of an episode where Patto decides, it’s the episode to be super nice to Kirsten (see how well he managed)Kirsten explains the joys of a windy, wintery family walk 🙈 whilst Patto take...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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30:13

Bantoon 92 👊👊👊
Bantoon 92 👊Patto let’s us into the hilarious school day bafoonery that is ‘Bantoon’ 👊 and is determined to get it trending World wide as a thing #Bantoon92 👊👊👊Kirsten tells us all about her trip to the ‘Ritz’ in London darling do...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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30:51

‘Savage Sunshine’ 🌝😬
The best way to describe episode 2 is “absolutely brutal” 😬Totally unplanned, the episode transpires to be one of total slating, put-downs and meanness personified but all in the name of fun and laughterIt ends up resembling a ‘...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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32:27

‘Patto puts the whole thing in his mouth’ 🙈
The pair return for season 2 with a difference but still encounter the same comedic outlay as before. This episode describes a ‘summer lovin’ experience for Patto with some hilarious own goals including an uncultured noodle bar exp...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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37:01

PATS ☀️- Season 1 Finale - Part 2
Back with what transpires to be a bonus episode, taking us through short snippets from episodes 13-24 of season 1.We hope this gives you some short reminders of the second half episodes or a taster of what to expect so you can download ...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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37:15

PATS - Season 1 Finale - Part 1 🌞
I’m simple terms, the team bring to you some very short sound bites from episodes 1-12 to recap the start of the journey. From a brief conversation in December 2021, to recording their 1st ever episode in February 2022, the p...
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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49:11

The ‘Affair Pair’ 😂
It’s the penultimate episode of season 1 and the team are here to have a laugh and raise a smile or two like the 23 episodes before.In this episode, it’s been suggested that the pair may have more than just a professional(ish) 😂 relatio...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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39:39

‘Dry Scotland’ and “Hurricane Roach”
Back to real time recording 😬Patto & The Sunshine reunite to record for the first time in several weeks and their non existent planning leads to an impromptu episode with as much structure as 4 billion grains of sand 🙄That s...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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39:03

‘Pattos Birthday’ And ‘The Sheepskin Ages’ 😳
It’s Pattos Birthday 🎂🍾🥂🎊🎁🎈🎉 and the team make a ‘really big’ effort in honour of the great man 🤷♂️Patto ‘literally’ goes all in with everything he knows about the self proclaimed, greatest day (7) and most specialist month (7) i...
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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39:50

‘Fly away on my Zeppelin’ 😳
So, just like episode 15 ‘The big feature swap’, Patto & The Sunshine’ swap features yet again Patto (predictably) calls Kirst’s ‘Fact of the Week’ a complete pile of 💩Another great edition of Pat vs Kirst, where they do...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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39:54

‘Fingerless Bowman’ & The ‘Secret Land’
‘Patto & The Sunshine’ proudly bring to you ‘Episode 20’ 😳 and it’s title should’ve been :-‘How the hell did we manage that’ 🤷♂️😂In ‘Fact 🤥 of the Week’ the ever accurate Patto, will let you into an historic and geographical ...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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36:12

‘ Tooth, 🦷 Turtles, Terrapins and Toytoyses’ 🐢
Patto & The Sunshine’ have finally managed to record episodes in the bank to give that safety net but are so proud they’ve always managed to publish a weekly episode against all odds 😊This episode consists of a typically classic nig...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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40:06

“Bunny Fun” & ‘The T- Owl’ 🐇🦉
And so the wild and whippy duo return with another outrageous episode of Patto & The Sunshine. You do not (or maybe if you’re under 18 you will) want to miss ‘Patto’s’ preposterous ‘Fact of the Week’ (but it is hilarious) 🤣<...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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37:08

Cricket Kirst’ & ‘The Luna Bows 🌔🌈
Here they are, serving you up with another portion of banter, disagreements and as far as Patto’s concerned, a load of complete tosh 🙈😂 (although he genuinely thinks he’s right 😳)You may learn something with Kirsten’s ‘New feature’ ...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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36:57

‘5 Meter Giraffes Tongue’ 🦒
The deadly duo return true to form with their tennis game of slurs and put downs 🎾🙈😂Yet another 100% accurate ‘fact of the week’ 🤥 (you wont want to miss this one 😂) , we’ve got ‘Patt vs Kirst’ and Kirsten’s ‘Little ray of sunshine’ ...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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36:20

The ‘Big Feature Swap’
Oh Lordy lord 😂🤣Yet another episode jam packed with laughter and banter from start to finish 👌🏻🤣😂Pattos offer in Ep14 of finally giving Kirsten her much sought after shot at doing the ‘fact of the week’, he insisted she also do ‘son...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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39:41

‘Cockroach Kirsten’ & ‘The Burrowing Snake’
If an emoji could sum up this episode then it would be this 🤣There’s change in the air as Patto promotes changes in advance of episode 15 and is this the birth of a new feature in the making 🤔🤔This episode will confirm your thou...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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36:28

‘Salivating over dirty sandwiches’ and ‘inappropriate pink timing’
These two just keep on getting better and better. It was the Sunshine’s turn to arrive not in the sunniest of mindsets.Within seconds the laughter kicks off and they’re in their happy place tearing strips off each other and laughi...
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Episode 13
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35:40

Six year old International Criminal
The team pull it out the bag again. Patto turned up feeling fatigued and less than in a great place to be smashing a joyous podcast out. That said, with the help of Brad and the Sunshine, he soon came back to winning ways and...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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34:33

Orange Juice Justice and the ‘Orrable borealis’
And so the devilish duo return for the 11th episode with Kirsten sporting a black eye from a disagreement with the steps, up to her front door (sober of course 🤥🤥🤥😂)The sunshine goes on to tell us all about her amazing trip to Iceland t...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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39:20

Bum Blisters and the Hooked Ear
Episode 10 - who would’ve thought we’d get this far 🤷♂️Patto starts the episode by calling out the Sunshine for her lack of music knowledge on a group that has sold over 120 million records and for suggesting a tribute band selling tic...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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37:48

‘Fat Monica’ and the ‘Tasmanian Devil’
Patto and Kirsten come at you again with the same old banter and features. The usually honest and upright citizen Patto, reveals his recent criminal misadventures, which in fact turns into a long and historic charge sheet of petty ...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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40:34
