Wham Bam Stories by Simpson

THE DEAD COON

Thomas William Simpson Season 1 Episode 38

Crumb and Fuse drive home late from a boozy party in Crumb's 911. They spot a raccoon crossing the road. Crumb swerves and goes out of his way to run over the coon. Leaves it dead in the middle of the road.

The act sets off a confrontation between the two men. Fuse demands to know why Crumb killed the raccoon. They argue and taunt one another. Fire off wisecracks and insults. It's a philosophical melee. 

All while that 911 races faster and faster down the twisty mountain road. Is that old coon gonna be the only casualty tonight?

It's a beautiful triangle: Booze, men, and their egos. 

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