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A Hoe & A Housewife
A Hoe & A Housewife
Sizzling Conversations: What are you so mad about?
Are you feeling the heat? In this latest episode, the girls don't shy away from the scorching realities of what life is like in South Texas and Arizona. As they navigate through their professional lives in these furnace-like conditions, you'll hear how Lex, a waitress, and Natalie, a time-zone juggling professional, cope with the high temperatures and how it influences their daily routines. Also, they attempt to settle a debate – summer or winter, which season gets their vote?
As the temperature soars, Nat and Lex also heat up the conversation around Tyler Childers and his latest music video "In Your Love", which has sparked controversy for its portrayal of a gay couple. They lay out their thoughts on the backlash and underline the importance of embracing diversity and spreading love. They touch upon the importance of boundaries in political debates with friends and family. Listen closely as your podcasts hosts discuss how to foster respect and a safe environment while dealing with differing views.
But wait, there's more! This hoe and housewife also dive into the intriguing concept of extraterrestrial life and the hilarious meme of the woman on the Dallas flight who claimed aliens are here. A rollercoaster ride of thought-provoking conversation awaits you, so put on your headphones and join them!
Fucking hyped.
Speaker 2:Is that copyright?
Speaker 1:Excuse us everyone, if we could please have your attention for those of you who don't know us so literally no one. I'm Lex and I'm Natalie, and this is a ho and a housewife. Check, check, check, check, check, roll. That shit roll it.
Speaker 2:I Don't know why I talk so loudly. I Forgot the power of my mic in this last episode we recorded when I was editing. I was like why the fuck am I shouting into the mic? I can just talk like a regular person. So my job and my goal in this episode is to pipe it down a little bit. But welcome back to another episode, guys, I can't believe we're on a roll right now. I'm on a business schedule.
Speaker 1:We are time management and organized girlies Don't play. We are Completely hard and I don't think we should. We haven't even talked about this, but I don't think we should adjust it. I feel like we should stay with where we are unless I get this job, then that would have to change into a night schedule, no or before.
Speaker 2:I literally was thinking about that.
Speaker 1:I have a work at eight my time, which is 6 am your time, so you'd have to wake up at like 4 am.
Speaker 2:That's like the weird. It's like it's a blessing and a cursing to be on different time zones from my friends and my husband and my family, because it's like my days like a Little bit behind them, in the sense that I'm two hours behind y'all and I'm three hours behind Rob, but it's. I was thinking about that yesterday actually. I was like driving I forgot where I was driving back from. I was like, damn, if Lex gets this job, which I hope you do I was like we are really gonna have to get back on that like nine-to-five schedule of like Working around our nine-to-fives and I'm actually looking for jobs to a saving someone, linkedin the other day.
Speaker 1:So this is my point, guys. There's like we're always stressing like dang, we have nothing to do all day when? And then look, now we're gonna have back to nine-to-five, and we've just been stressing the whole time. We should have been just playing Around in the Sun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know but our goals to be like freaking call her daddy, in a sense of like being like episodes ahead, like we are trying to record so many episodes in a week so that way we're just ahead, versus like living by each week. So I'm proud of us and I'm just happy that we're recording again, but let's shoot the shit. We got shit to shoot, lex. How was your week last week? Anything exciting?
Speaker 1:I'm so over this Texas heat. If you are not from South Texas, you do not understand, which is a great thing for you to not experience this heat, but it is Absolutely just insane. You made the reference about Arizona feeling like you have a blow dryer, just like hitting you in your face all day. That's literally what it feels like. I worked in this past Sunday waitressing at this restaurant that has the worst insulation fucking possible and guys I did. I was athletic right in high school. Right now Could work out on the workout routine definitely right, always room for improvement but in high school we used to do two a days and I felt like I dead ass have been doing two days in this restaurant like nauseous sick, just absolutely sick. So my week has been trying to survive heat exhaust in this fucking city.
Speaker 2:Literally I Think that the way I say like Arizona heat's like a blow dryer to your face. I think that Texas heat is like you sitting in a permanent steam room, is what it feels like the humidity with like the humidity and the heat, and if there's like a breeze, it feels like a steam room, absolutely insane.
Speaker 1:That's the only thing I can say. And like I know, it's hot every summer. Am I a summer girly or a winter girly? Put me in the winter. I'm over the heat. Like I didn't know is this hot. This is insane. No.
Speaker 2:I'm a hundred percent a fall, when winter girly Like I think that people love summers are built differently, or they live in a place like Pittsburgh where the high is like 85 Every day and but it's a different again, like humidity is different over there and shit, but it rains all the time in the Paul and something else. But I am a hundred percent. Put me in the cold, layer me up. I am a much happier fucking person because I am. I'm also. I'm sick of getting iced coffees and my ice melts like within five minutes.
Speaker 1:I go up to a table and I'm like what? What can I get you to drink? And I already know to bring them extra cups of like ice. And not only that, they Disrespect the disrespect of like like. Is your a sea not working? I'm like, shut up. Like you think we like it, like this, like we, we love to work in this heat. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we love, we love to be like musty waitresses serving your food.
Speaker 1:It's disgusting, but other than that, I've been spending all my hours I can inside Because I'm just like, I feel like, since I work in the heat I know work in the heat I'm going to spend my hours inside, which has led me to endless scrolling of reels and, for sure, on Sunday, my average time is going to be like Maybe a lot, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's so funny that you bring up the heat and how you're trying to stay inside, because my friend Riley and I went out this last Sunday for Sunday Funday and we kept asking the bartender like the streets were dead, like unless you were at a pool party or like a pool day club, like the streets were dead and that's totally abnormal for Scottsdale, especially like in the fall, winter, spring, like the streets are busy seven days a week and when it's hot here it's not. And we were asking the bartender like where we should, where we should go, because it was so dead. At the normal places you would Sunday Funday and they're like everyone's like avoiding the heat, so no one really comes out during the day. So like come back at 8pm. I said I am not trying to be black out at freaking 8pm, but we I truly this was the first time in a long time that I have been a functioning blackout and I am laughing hysterically because I don't know why Lex knows this about me.
Speaker 2:I hate Ubering, I fucking hate it. But I knew that I was going to be day drinking all day. So I ordered Ubers versus driving. But I order Uber Blacks or like Uber XL's because I feel safer and I felt like such a me and Riley walked out of Rusty Spur Saloon, where it's quite literally like country music playing being played by seven year old men on the bar and it fits like maybe 25, 30 people in there. And we walk out and her and I both ordered Uber Blacks and escalades rolled up and we looked like fucking idiots. And tell me why. When I get home I don't even remember walking through my door but somehow I always remember to take a hot scolding bath, like I sit in the bathtub and I don't, and it's bad. It's such a bad habit of mine because you can literally fall asleep in the bathtub. I think we've talked about this before.
Speaker 1:Thinking about the fact of like waking, not waking up. What I'm thinking about is you're such a dumb bitch. You literally text me and you're like I threw up to high everywhere. Well, no shit, you're sitting in a hot bath, so it's going to make you nauseous. Therefore, you're sweating. I'm just going to make you throw up. I'm more like forget the dying. You just throw up noodles everywhere.
Speaker 2:Everywhere, dude. Yeah, I don't know why, like because it was Sunday and I was like, ooh, lex and I when Lex and I lived together, tie Sundays were a thing we would get Thai food, and so I was like we get Thai food from the place around the corner and I got. You know, you can like pick your level of spiciness. I must have picked like fucking hot, because I was like eating seeds and then I'm throwing. Well, first off, I passed out at 7 30 PM, wake up at 11 30 and I'm spinning like butt, ass, naked spinning, and I'm like, oh, I got a fucking puke and I was puking for about an hour straight. It was all spicy Thai noodles and I was like why do I do this to myself? Why did I think it was a good idea to fucking take a bath, eat Thai food, spicy Thai food, and then now I'm puking from like 11 PM till 12 30 AM.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say it's not the bath or the Thai food and go with, probably, the shots you took.
Speaker 2:It was. I took um. That was the other thing. The guy, the bartender, wade resty's, where we got his first name, wade Shit, sorry, guys, I just hit the mic. His name was Wade and we were like, well, we want green tea shots. Riley was doing with vodka, I was doing it with Casa amigos and he was pouring us like triples, like if you saw my Instagram story like we were sipping on these because there were actual fucking drinks. They weren't shots Like he and we had about five of them.
Speaker 2:I was on fucking planet Mars. I was like off in another fucking world and I felt like Alexis because Alexis is really good at I never know when she's blackout until she's like talking shit to me or something and I was just a functioning, fucking full blackout on Sunday by myself and I was like this is not, this is not what I need to be doing on a Sunday by myself and fucking old town Scott still. So that was my fucking week last week. And then you're mentioning reels. Did you see the video of all the sharks off of the coast of Corpus Christi in?
Speaker 1:the Gulf of Mexico. Was it off the? Was it off corpus? It was right on an oil rig. Yeah, it was in Corpus.
Speaker 2:Christi, yeah, at one of the like rigs, but like I'm like there was hundreds of them, you guys like we'll have to, I'll have to repost this to our like stories at a Hona House by podcast, but I I got. I Rob sent it to me and he knows I'm terrified of the fucking ocean. My friends know I really don't care to go to the fucking beach. I hate the ocean. I don't, and even if the water's like really clear, I still get scared of the unknown. I it just like, really like in my head I was like this is why I'd rather go to the lake, or I'd rather go to the river, which really also doesn't make sense, cause lakes are also well, that is also bull sharks and rivers and lakes.
Speaker 1:You know, I was talking to Christina the other day and one of our girlfriends lives in Louisiana and she was telegraph said just go to a body of water. You can't go anywhere to a body of water in Louisiana. There's literally nowhere you can go because of alligators. Yeah, so either way you're screwed, but I did. I actually did see that video and there was literally hundreds, and it's my biggest fear too. But I mean, I don't know, I'm not screwed.
Speaker 2:You love the ocean, but like I don't know what it is about the ocean Like I maybe. It was like when Rob and I were in Bali, we almost fucking died. It was like a black sand ocean and I was, I. We saw literally a shark so close to us and I, I, I couldn't and I literally can't. So if I ever go to the beach, I'm usually only ankle deep. I don't go any further. I don't like swimming. I don't like body surfing. I don't fucking like when y'all go catch waves, I'm like chilling.
Speaker 1:Don't fuck, I definitely is going to sit on the beach, but not me. I'm a mermaid, I'm going to be women circles around the freaking sharks, like. That is my second home. I love the water. I do understand the fear, though. There has been a lot of shark attacks recently too, though, so correlation.
Speaker 2:I'm going to stay. I'm going to keep my feet right on fucking motherland over here, where, where I can still see my toesies, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1:Speaking of rules, did you see the taking it? Totally sidetracked. But did you see the real where, Cardi B, a person had launched what was it? Their cell phone. Did you see what they had launched out her.
Speaker 2:No, they launched a cup of water or a drink it would have like ice in it and fucking chunked it at her, which is not funny. I don't think it's really. I think what I don't. What I think is funny is that Cardi chunked the fucking mic at her afterwards. But what is a while to me is that people are somehow finding it appropriate to like chunk shit at artists while they're performing.
Speaker 1:No matter what you're throwing like, they obviously cannot see. I don't know if I mean just with, I don't know. I've never been on stage as a performer, but I've been on a stage before enough to know that you're blinded by the light. So, like anything they throw, they can, like you throw, they cannot see coming, no matter what it is. So why, oh, she's disrespectful.
Speaker 2:And now this girl, this girl that chunked the drink at Cardi is like charging her for an assault, but it's like, bitch, you threw the fucking drink at her.
Speaker 1:She threw the mic back and I just thought it was here. Well, that, and there's a bigger argument right now where everybody is like so Cardi B lip syncs and it's like. My thing with that is like, do you care if you go to a concert and the artist is lip syncing?
Speaker 2:No, if they're giving me a hundo on the fucking performance, I'm good. Also, like I can't even imagine like, let's say, like you're Beyonce right, which I think Beyonce does sing most of all of her shit at her concerts but like the performance she puts on, could you imagine having to breathe through that and sing at the same time?
Speaker 1:Sure ass up and sing and dance in your living room for a little bit and see how hard it is and how out of breath you are. And not only that like you're paying for like 400, 500, even more so for a ticket and you think they're just going to acoustic. Like go up there and sing, like no, you're paying for the performance, you're paying for the lights, you're paying for the staging.
Speaker 2:Like they're spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to put on the best show and you're more worried about the quality of her voice when you know damn well she can rap Like yeah, yeah no, I'm like, I've seen Megan Stallion, I've seen and she I've seen her twice and she's amazing. But like the performances they put on, like it is, and I just can't imagine the twerking. I fucking get gassed if I'm dancing in my fucking living room trying to put on a show for myself, like I can't even imagine trying to put on a show for thousands of people and like not lip sync, or you got me fucked up, like and I'm agreeing with you like you're paying $500, you may not even know the difference of when they're lip syncing and actually singing or rapping or whatever. So it's just, I think people just like love shit to be mad about, like want to be mad about something.
Speaker 1:But the subject of wanting to be mad about something on the subject of want to be mad about something.
Speaker 2:Lex actually brought this to my intention and this really goes into what we talked about last week like really just owning who we are, what we believe in and I'm, again, a huge fucking supporter of my artist and the people that I love to listen to and I Think that everyone has their own values and beliefs, but we also have our own, and In the hot topic this week is that Tyler. This is also gonna be funny. I don't, and I love him so much but I don't know if I'm saying his name correctly Tyler, childers or Childers. I'm gonna say Childers, can you? How do you say?
Speaker 1:how do you say I know, but how do you say Childers Okay, tyler Childers, childers.
Speaker 2:He came out with this music video for his song in your love and I actually just watched it right before we Started recording this episode and I was a puddle of tears, I was crying, I was teary-eyed after. But basically he's like getting backlash because his music video is telling the story of two gay men that work in the coal mines Back in the 1950s and like Appalachia, and they fall in love with each other and it's actually a representation for his cousin who's gay. And he wanted to make a music video that showed a gay man in country music videos and I loved that. But of course there is backlash and I just want to get your hot take on this Lex Before I go into my little tea about this as well.
Speaker 1:You know thoughts. The reason I brought this up to you is because you know, based on the conversation, everything we just talked about I wanted to discuss this more Openly. I was scrolling on Facebook and you know I still have a bunch of people we had went to school with and just like people had grew up with in general and they had shared. It was like a meme and it was like no longer a Tyler Tyler Childers fan, and so I looked it up and the first thing I saw was just like people controversy Based on the fact that there was two men simply just kissing in this video.
Speaker 1:And my thing is why do you Literally invest your energy and to any of this? Like what? For what? It has nothing to do with you. Don't be selfish. Just because you envisioned a heterosexual couple before you watch the video and related it to your life, how does that take away from, like, the emotional connection from his lyrics? Like, take it. It doesn't take away from anything as Him, as an artist. It's simply just because you have hate in your heart, like it. It's just disgusting to me. Like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I think it puts him on another Elevated platform, like I think it's really fucking cool to see what he did and if you actually watch the fucking music video, it's actually an amazing song and it's an amazing story told in the music video and In the article that I read. In the Rolling Stones article it's quoted that it's very rare to see LGBT People portrayed in a rural, rural play. Rural role plays rule. The idea is that most LGBT people escape or have to go to the city, and that is true for a lot of people. We have historically sought the safety of cities, their strength in numbers, but there are also lots and lots of LGBTQ people who live in outside areas, live in the South sorry, I can't say rural, roy, and that's why I'm laughing, because it just goes back to our last episode. We were saying idiocy, it is idiocy who live in the South and who live in Appalachia, and I Think that this quote in general is very true and I'm actually watching this documentary on HBO, max right now or it's called Max now called the last call or the last bar or something, and it's about Back in the 70s and 80s where there was a serial serial killer in New York City Targeting gay men.
Speaker 2:And actually the second episode is literally all about a guy that died at the hands of a serial killer and he was, you know, like a sex worker, he was a drug user, he was like trying, and he hid this whole part of his life from his family and his family didn't even know he was gay until after he was murdered and his body was found dismembered.
Speaker 2:And so it's like why, to Lexis point like, why are we so focusing our energy? What are you so fucking mad about? Like it was really this, this video, that is a second of your day gonna affect that much fucking time that you have to go write a whole fucking Facebook post, when there's Actually people out there that are like hiding themselves, hiding their lives, living dangerously, possibly because they're so afraid to be who they are. And that, to me, is what breaks my heart, because I see people all over social media that we grew up with or that I know or that I've known through my 20s, that they have kids and they talk so hatefully about the LGBTQ plus community and it's like, well, wait, what if your kid Ends up being gay? Like what is it?
Speaker 1:What's the church can't? I think, like a lot of the people that are upset because of the video, you know they have certain beliefs, more leaning on certain political sides. I think that's just more what it has to line with. I just and you know, you and me, like we're just more for fairness for humans, like we Just can't understand, like I just love love, I literally just love love. That's when it's like why put out negative, any negative energy to only amplify that? Like it just makes no sense. And I don't know. There's an episode with Joe Rogan and David Cho and David Cho talks about how he went hitchhiking All through the United States and when he was deep in the South, that him and his buddy you know they're hitchhiking, they get picked up. And he says usually when you're going hitchhiking or doing things like that, you meet strangers and they end up telling you their deepest, darkest secrets, because you're usually just gonna see them for a moment and never see them again for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1:So he goes on to say that you know, they stayed at this man's house. He let them shower, he let them sleep there, get some meals there, etc. Well, in the night they take their rotating turns to sleep and shower because they're so uncomfortable. They just like I can't exactly remember what the vibes were, but they knew the vibes were not it. So the next morning they're like in a rush to get the fuck out of there. Well, the guy ends up admitting to them that like he literally Contemplated raping them because like he's had thoughts of being with man before. But like in the South, obviously the South like that, that's that's a hell, no like you were going to be.
Speaker 1:Yeah very in trouble, even killed, looked at different, like it is in the whole other world for being yeah and so, like you're not right, I mean you're not right, you're not wrong. There's just so many, so many people perceive it so strongly and hopefully I'm hoping that as we grow older, with different generations and how we're looking at things now, I hope that as we continue to just move forward, that they hate like lessons due to generations. Yeah, I mean this earth, sorry.
Speaker 2:Well, I also think that, like Joe Rogan actually talked about that on a podcast episode two recently, talking about a whole nother country music artist, and he just said like why, what are you so mad about? Like do you actually think that wasting your fucking time and day, like being so upset about this, like your energy could go into fucking starting a business, or like you could write you know, fucking actually do something to change something. Like you are so mad that you're going to go fucking write a Facebook post. Start spreading hate for what, bro? Like how miserable Are you in your life.
Speaker 1:Or you know, not just bro, but like girl, guy, whatever the fuck like ego and possession, because think about any time that you're personally having a conversation whether it's politically or like you're having a conversation with someone who has opposing views on this exact topic it's usually going to get where they're like pretty heated and they're going to make their statement even stronger, but it's like I don't know. Any time that someone talks to me politically, I'm like I'm not talking with anger.
Speaker 1:I'm either going to listen to you and let you talk or like I'm going to walk away but, you're not going to get me hyped up and mad and I'm not going to try to prove my point, because that's not me.
Speaker 2:I second thought, because I was actually in my second class yesterday and the owner she does a really good job of like giving a message in each class that she does, and she was talking about like, who are you letting take your energy this month? Who are you giving your energy to this month and what are you giving your energy to? And it's like I feel like you and I have done such a good job of creating a space of friends and our life, our close circle in our life, where we all really do value a lot of the same thing and if we don't and we do have different views and beliefs we have created a safe space of like. I hear you, I see you. That's just not what I believe, don't want to talk about it anymore Without having to get like hostile or like whatever. So I think that who you choose to surround yourself with and what you choose to fill yourself with every single day, that's the type of person you're going to be, and I firmly am a believer of like I will.
Speaker 2:If I see something on social media that I don't like, I just scroll past it, because why am I going to let it make me a fucking miserable person? And if my friends are talking about something I don't like, I'll just change the subject or say, like, don't want to talk about the same thing for my family. Like my family, I, we believe such different things, like my, you know, generational. Like my parents, my grandparents, everyone believes differently and it's, it's just a thing of like hey, I respect your opinion, dad, but like, I don't want to talk about this because we're just going to get into a fight about it and I just don't want to. I don't want to get into it. And then you move on about your life, like and so like. I think people forget that you can create those boundaries for your fucking self and you don't have to go on social media and like if you don't like something, you don't need to go and write a fucking hate comment on there.
Speaker 1:You can just move on past your day and actually, majority of these accounts that have something to fucking say are hiding behind fucking old pictures or they're hiding behind fake fucking pictures or fake fucking accounts and they actually don't have a fucking leg to stand on because they can't even own the shit that they believe even with that, like you're talking about boundaries and I think that's one point to it and like for me personally, you're great with boundaries and the way that I take that approach with my family because my family's you know my I have some members in my family that can be very, very political, political, and they have conversations all the time and for me there's no boundary because they're all on the same team. I'm like the black sheep sound, the only one with a different perspective. So when we're, when they're engaging in conversation like you have to remember that every time you react, that's you reacting on the emotion you're feeling. Like you don't have to feel that way If you just like try to rewire your brain a little bit. So whenever they're having those political comments or like those political conversations, I'll sit there and I just listen to them to gain perspective on how they think and feel.
Speaker 1:But I don't get angry on the way they think and feel because that's that's just who they are and there's no like changing that. So I just accept it and move on and I'm not going to go and push my opinion on them when it's like five against one and my and why make myself upset for what like there's, because then they win at the end of it. So there's two different approaches. You can either have put a boundary to where like I don't want to have these conversations when I'm in the room we obviously have different standpoints and I just don't want to have that type of tension or you can simply just kind of like work more on your reaction and on your emotions and not let things, not let everything phase you, if you can like really work.
Speaker 2:No, I completely, I completely, fucking agree. I come, I mean, yeah, there's, yeah, there's two sets of boundaries, like you said, like the way you do it, what you approach and the way I approach it. But I just think that there's bigger fucking things and like, worse people in the world and, like Tyler I don't know Tyler's child or personally, he could have a fucking history in a past, whatever but don't we all kind of have history? Yeah, like, but don't we all kind of have history past and whatever and it's like there's bigger fucking things, bigger fucking. Yeah, birds, what is what is the phrase like bigger thing? There's just bigger things going on in the world and we're bigger fish to fry. That's what I almost said. Birds to kill, like what?
Speaker 2:Like I'm a fucking yeah, like here's my yeah, like who the fuck am I? That ain't me, but I meant to say fish to fry and I just couldn't get it out. And it's just like there's so many fucking worse people in the fucking world and like I could go on a whole fucking rant about this because like, literally, sound of freedom just came out, this whole shit about Lizzo just came out, and there's fucking all this shit and you are fucking mad about there's not any aliens touching ground. You know what? Speaking of memes and hilarious shit, there's a fucking meme. I was like I think we all owe an apology to that girl on the Dallas flight. That was like that person sitting next to me is not real and we're all like do? That bitch is crazy. Like she was fucking drunk on the plane, like mixing with her fucking pills, and now, literally like a month later, the government's coming out with the alien.
Speaker 1:We have aliens here, and we have because everybody's so worried about the government, about you.
Speaker 2:You're pissing off. You're pissed about two men kissing in a video when we literally just talked about our last episode. You're probably a little fucking curious and just shut up and get your dick suck. But yes, the aliens are here and they've been fucking.
Speaker 1:I was talking to my mom. I love to look into my mom because, like just generational, like, I feel like the younger generation talks more about aliens, are like believes all the fucking craziness in the world, because we're seeing all of it, we have seen it all, we've seen the pandemic, we've seen no computer to computer, landline to cell phone, to literally like we've seen it all, we've heard about it all, everything. Here we are. So I asked my mom. I said mom, what do you think about aliens? And she's like nah, and I'm like no, like you can't say no anymore, like they're here, they're real, and you know, every time I bring it up, someone's always like well, what's the bigger distraction? I'm like what distraction? What bigger distraction? I'm already distracted, like every day, all day, yeah like I think there might be World War three.
Speaker 2:The AIs are taking over, the aliens are here. The world's melting People are fucking hateful. Like what else are you trying? What conspiracy are we gonna go? You know what I'm sick of like? We talked about this. I'm sick of living through a story.
Speaker 1:I think it was you that I got on the phone with and I was like I'm now at this point, I'm jumping on the wagon. We might as well write it till the end, bring the end of the world, bring all of it, because we might as well see it right out. We're already like. Aliens are here. We'll bring them on. Let's see them. Let's see their spaceships, let's become are they Dude?
Speaker 2:I love it. I know I want to know, like somebody else I saw real that was like okay, who was more correct? What does the alien actually look like? Does it look like ET or does it look like the thing from Predator? And I was like, damn, I really wonder what this alien looks like like. Y'all are over here stressing about like I don't know other shit like what does this alien look like? Are we talking about? I'm pretty sure it looks like.
Speaker 1:Wasn't there like video footage of one? I'm pretty sure it's everything we imagine is what they look like. I'm more like I. I think we're doing because they are like there is I know there are species and they all look alike. They're coming down here and they're like what the fuck? They all look different, they all talk different, they all hate each other. Like what the fuck. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2:They all like yada, yada, yada, yada yada exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, literally no. Okay, I agree with you, because do you remember I this is what I think the aliens look like. Do you remember the fine movie?
Speaker 1:with the, the yeah, yeah, I'm about to make one right.
Speaker 2:Next episode we're wearing Like yes 10 hats when the face of an alien crosses at the kids party. Or in the alley Isn't there one?
Speaker 1:where there's one in the alley or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, at the kids party. They're like they're at a kids party and then it flashes to the alleyway and then it's dee, dee, dee, dee, dee. Yeah, no, I think that the aliens look like they're tall and they're lengthy and they are like a little hunchback, like I think that is what the aliens I think they're at the Beyonce concert.
Speaker 1:Honestly, just honestly like I couldn't even.
Speaker 2:And I actually sent you a reel the other day talking about the same thing how like our generation has really seen it all. So like what's another trauma?
Speaker 1:But, yeah, our generation has seen it all and I think, like I don't really know where I stand on the UFO Congress hearing, because I think, like, when we think about it and we talk about it, I feel, and I'm thinking what's happening is dissociation, because, like you, can't think about it too long, because what do you like your mind just goes off and then it just goes back to damn, I need to make rent and I need to make money, like you just associate.
Speaker 1:So yeah, yeah exactly, and it's like I think we all just focus and stress so much on our own minute to minute, day by day events but like aliens can't fucking tell you, don't know what to think. They're real. Let's write it out.
Speaker 2:I think I would panic about the aliens before like something else happening in this world, like in a sense of like, if I was sitting outside and I saw like UFOs, I would be like no fucking way, dude, I'm about to be fucking kidnapped by the aliens.
Speaker 2:I don't know. Would you rather be there? Fucking dirt there. They're galaxy hop hopping and we're fucking worried about Tyler Childers. You know what I mean. Like they're fucking Jedi's and we're over here upset about two men kissing what I think you should be worrying about. I want to be fucking Jedi hopping. I've always been a Star Wars fan, like Boba Hut. Like you know what I mean. I don't know if you got ever got into Star Wars, but I'm a huge Star Wars girlie. So like they're literally galaxy hop hopping, planet hopping. They're literally zooming in and out of fucking planet Earth. They're watching us literally talking about them. Hey, aliens, like if you're listening to people I saw.
Speaker 1:I like the internet can be insane. I saw one thing and it was like if you think this is an outside job and you think aliens are galaxy hopping exactly what you just said they're not. They were like the government is making up the alien invasion to make one government. I was like who comes up? Who sits at like with these conspiracies? That one took my brain far the other way. I was like what? What's under?
Speaker 2:the Denver airport. Okay, question what's under there?
Speaker 1:Like.
Speaker 2:I remember I remember doing a deep conspiracy dive on that and like middle school I was like YouTube, what is under the Denver airport? And it was like stuff about the Holocaust and I was like how did we get?
Speaker 1:here I was on the other day and I was looking for my new home right and I'm going through every state, every small town and just like, let me just pick a random place.
Speaker 2:So I'm like let me check out Nevada.
Speaker 1:What's in Nevada other than Las Vegas? Nothing. There's nothing in Nevada, literally absolutely. If you look at the map, there's absolutely nothing. And I was like, is it all area 51? It's not, it's not, but it's just like rural area. There's no, there's absolutely nothing in Nevada. It's so crazy, it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fucking wild. I have a question. I don't know if I've asked you this on the podcast or I've asked you this when we were like drunk and high and like chilling together as like a group. What is one? If there was a conspiracy theory that was true, what is the one that you would want to know about?
Speaker 2:Come on, you can't ask me that when I'm not like mine is always goes back to like JFK and like the Kennedy family. What do you think? I don't there's some wild Like think about. The Kennedys are still like kicking and shit, like they're still fucking in the government. But like the fact that, like Marilyn Monroe all have you seen all these like Kennedy movies, like with like the brothers and the cousins and shit that has just happened in that family? Like yeah, I would want to know everything about the Kennedy family, jfk fucking Marilyn Monroe. I want to know all of it, which we already know, that like Marilyn was fucking JFK. But like dude, some of the movies you see about her stories and how I don't know it just trips me out that like literally, if you were that powerful, you were that high up in the government that you can literally send in people to kill somebody and you may never fucking know.
Speaker 1:Well, you're not wrong I am.
Speaker 2:That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1:That's the biggest conspiracy theory I think I'd want to know. On is like we know, Jeffrey Epstein. We know the facts around, like some of some of the situation, but I would love to know all the conspiracies surrounding that story.
Speaker 2:Like the Jeffrey Epstein Island and all that shit.
Speaker 1:Well, we know the island, but I want to talk about, like, who exactly is a part of this as well, like Justin Bieber, the video, yummy, like I want to know it all. Like like every single thing around the British family. The Roswell no, not Roswell the aliens Like the. Oh, what do they call it? It's like Roth Roth.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I want to know. That's another fucking wild thing, as the whole British family, because one of the brothers was really close with Jeffrey Epstein and was like pictures have surfaced of that, but like the British family is also really fucking crazy in the British media, so I think that they're on some wild shit over there too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so too, and I forgot exactly what it's called. But you know, there's a, there's what's the other conspiracy birds aren't real. I know that one, that birds aren't real and they're just like government operated fucking little drones that fly so they can keep an eye on it. Um, you know what I?
Speaker 2:think I might kind of believe that a little bit, because if you ever watch any time where, like the Vikings ruled and like there was the Romans and the cat, you know what I mean. Like that time where, like there was kings and queens of like all the fucking Ireland, all that, they used to send Ravens to send messages. How the fuck did the Ravens know how to get to where they were supposed to go? I don't think you know what I mean. Like any of the fucking shows like House of Dragons, they always fucking send the Ravens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is, um, ross child. Roth child is what we're talking about. Oh, that's what we're talking about. You know what's crazy? Okay, side, take me and Natalie fun fun fact me and Natalie. This is actually really creepy.
Speaker 1:But there's always things that, like, we'll say, we'll talk about and no shit. Like your words hold power, because I'm going to say y'all's due, because our words hold power, will say something and we speak that shit into his existence. So the like a couple months I was a couple months ago. I was looking into conspiracy theories with one of my friends who's deeply into it and we were just, like you know, ate a little edible, we're deep into it. The next day, guys, I was talking about Ross child because I had to look on my phone I get a text from a random phone number, a random phone number. Can you see this, natalie? What is this? A bottle of wine. And what does it say? I can't read that far. It says little Ross child, 1982. Is that not the weirdest look, and that's. I deleted it, but I recovered it because I was like I need to Somebody sent you that.
Speaker 1:A random fucking number sent you that A random fucking number sent me this I just really did not On May 28th full fucking night, chills.
Speaker 2:Full fucking night, chills.
Speaker 1:And if you look up how much this wine goes for how much? Let me hold on, let me show you Is it fucking. It's probably good. I think someone's trying to traffic my ass, bro.
Speaker 2:So leave the number and block it. Did you block that number?
Speaker 1:Oh, I deleted and reported spam, but I recovered it like before the 18 days because I was like no one's gonna believe me, like I have to recover it. So I recovered it so they can track me. Still, okay, here it is. Here it is $2,399.
Speaker 2:And some random fucking number sent you that Same area code.
Speaker 1:No eight, eight, two eight. What area code is that? Did you look that up? No, I haven't. I was. I freaked that like I'm not kidding. I was at Catfish when I got the message, so I was at my job and I freaked out, I literally freaked out, and so I deleted it, reported it and then I recovered it because I remembered it and it is in Asheville, franklin, hickory, north Carolina, asheville, north Carolina, which is also kind of weird because you guys, lex has been wanting to move to the outside.
Speaker 2:No, this is what we do Like we talk about things and then we look too far into the fucking details and then we're like fucking a haunted podcast all of a sudden like creepy podcast. I have full body chills right now because she has literally said she has wanted to move to North Carolina the last year and a half.
Speaker 1:And I was like why? Well, there we go. Is that not the weirdest thing though? So I'm glad we talked about that, because I'm glad I got that off my chest and had to share the weird shit that, like, continuously happens in our life. That's just a glimpse of it.
Speaker 2:Dude, y'all think we're fucking kidding. Like I swear. We talk about this probably every other episode, how we like say something and something happens, but like Lex and I will say somebody's name and we'll see them the following week and it's like we hadn't seen them in fucking 10 years. And we're like, oh fuck, like it is weird. Like when I was home this last week, we ran into like three people and I was like, oh, I really wonder. Like I hope they're doing good. And then, bam, they were there and I was like what the fuck? I haven't seen you since graduation and you're just like. I looked at Lex and I was like, did we speak this into fucking existence? Like it's weird, we'll talk about something and then it happens and we're like, or we'll both be thinking the same thing, and it's like blood on the moon. We both felt it at the same time when we text each other. Like I really think that we're fucking witches. Call it what you want, dude. Call it what you want, call us episode what you want. I think we're witches.
Speaker 1:I don't think. I'm pretty sure we know.
Speaker 2:We would literally we would not survive back then, dude. We would be fucking known as whores with fucking demonic presence, Like we'd be fucking stoned, literally, literally, like what was it?
Speaker 1:Not even two days ago? I'm telling Natalie, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna use my pressure cooker, I'm gonna use my pressure cooker, I'm gonna use it, I'm gonna make pot roast, because I need to make pot roast.
Speaker 2:It's like a cladding pot. It feels like it sounds so good.
Speaker 1:It sounds good and my steak was about, or like my roast was about to go bad and I worked all day so I couldn't do you know the Crock-Pot what are the things called Crock-Pot? So I was like I'll do the instant pot. We have co-star, which is, you know, based on your horoscope, the time you're born, stars aligned, let's know everything about your life, whatever. Well, I check. It just happened before I'm about to make this pot roast. And dead ass, it literally tells you like your do's and don'ts for the day, and you know I don't really go buy it, I just read it for fun, you know, for entertainment. And this shit literally said don't pressure cooker. So I drove my happy ass to Panda Express Cause I was like I'm not gonna play. If there's any day to play with signs, I'm not gonna play with the signs today.
Speaker 2:This was all within like a 10 minute span. Like she called me on her way home from work and she was like, dude, I think I'm gonna make a pot, or it sounds good, so good. And I was like, yeah, facetime if you need help, because I used to use the pressure cooker at the house all the time in Lex live there. And I was like just make sure you release the steam before you open up the lid, because that's how fucking it explodes. She was like dude, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared. And then, not even 10 minutes later, lex sends me a fucking screenshot and it says don't pressure cook. And I was like, dude, don't just fucking go, go get food. That's fucking weird, don't do it.
Speaker 1:Exactly. It was just weird like little things like that. There's so many more that we could really go into, but I just had to share that story because you wanna talk about conspiracies. Well, a conspiracy is actually coming into my life. I'm not even looking for it, it's coming towards me. So, if anything, you know, you heard it here first, ross chop.
Speaker 2:Spooky, I know, do I got food body chills when you told me about your fucking story?
Speaker 1:About the why you should have seen me. I looked outside the kitchen, like when I'm taking food. I'm looking around. I'm like is anybody looking at me? I felt like I was in a movie. I'm like is there a spy in here? No, that's fucking weird.
Speaker 2:I get the gooses. I mean like I feel pretty safe most of the time by myself because I'm by myself a lot, but like, oh, that just gave me like weird vibes that somebody from North Carolina sent you that Like that's immediately know, delete your number, get a new one, well, in full text to me, or your new number. I've thought about that.
Speaker 1:I have thought about that especially. I don't know, the world is just so creepy. But the Ross childs have my number, so feel free to send me some wine. Just don't sell my soul, please, If you guys stick. Or the Illuminati the Illuminati would be a good one.
Speaker 2:I don't even want to get into the Illuminati because I used to like be like I've been research into that in high school like dumb shit. I don't even want to get into that. Dude Like I. I could go on a fucking rant on the Illuminati and then this podcast would go into like a whole other thing.
Speaker 1:We are now called the dark web.
Speaker 2:Yeah, literally the dark web podcast with your hoe and housewife. If you stuck around this long, I'm fucking congratulate you because I really well. I'm just proud of us for talking about something that like weighed heavy on our hearts, because we talk Lex and I talk about this dude like when we were brainstorming on podcast topics I was like you know we talked about Pride Month but like we never really like talk more into it. So I'm proud of us for talking about when we stand. Yeah.
Speaker 1:On that community, because we do have a lot of friends that are a part of that community and we, you know, we feel for them so heavily, just knowing their stories and then like where the world is now is that there's just so much hate and there's really no more room for it. So if there's any time that we can really take a stance and talk about a controversial issue regarding that community, we want to talk about it and show any support we can, because we truly, truly, truly only believe in love, like, all we want to spread is love.
Speaker 2:And of course, this podcast is always going to be like funny we try to keep it funny like hard to talk about sex, my life as a married woman, lex's life as a single woman, but like also there's bigger fucking things.
Speaker 2:I'm not a celibate, so it's kind of complicated you know it's complicated, but like we also don't need to only be like we've also said that like why do we really want to stand for and we don't just only want to be a sex podcast? Like obviously that's the highlight of our podcast, but it isn't the only thing and we obviously can be a little illiterate sometimes, but we know we're shit okay, and we just wanted to like really talk about that. So thank you guys for listening to another episode of A Ho. When A Housewife we love you.
Speaker 1:You can find us on Instagram and TikTok, at A Ho when A Housewife podcast. Thank you, listen. Next Monday we will share our tea with you every week. We love you and I hope you have a wonderful week. Bye guys, bye.
