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A Hoe & A Housewife
Buckle up, as childhood best friends Natalie and Lex take you along the journey of two millennial women who are in completely different phases of life. Lex is newly single while Natalie has been in a seven year relationship with her now husband. Expect to laugh, cry, and cringe as these two friends talk candidly about relationships, sex, self-love, and navigating their 20s. They are creating a safe space to share the shit no one talks about with ZERO judgement. Society has put a stigma on being the perfect mother, wife, girlfriend, or single woman and they want you to leave each episode feeling more in touch with your inner wild side. Your hoe side. | Introduction music by Lady Gaga Remix Session Garageband | Cover art @hues.and.honey.
Episodes
32 episodes
Come On Barbie: Discussing Relationships, Sexuality, and the Female Experience
Ever wished you were a fly on the wall during a candid chat between friends? Well, strap in as Natalie keeps things real with Lex on a range of topics on their latest episode of "A Hoe and A Housewife." They peel back the layers on the complexi...
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Episode 31
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Between Exciting Career Moves, The Johnny Football Controversy, and Cringe-worthy Party Tales
Just when you thought career decisions were tough, Lex drops in with her recent job-selection journey that had her juggling between two exciting offers. Sharing her experience with trusting her gut and following her intuition. Ever...
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Episode 30
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51:39
Sizzling Conversations: What are you so mad about?
Are you feeling the heat? In this latest episode, the girls don't shy away from the scorching realities of what life is like in South Texas and Arizona. As they navigate through their professional lives in these furnace-like conditions, you'll ...
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Episode 29
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46:54
Cheers To One Year and The Girls Coming Out of Hiding
HEY HEY! The gals are back in action and celebrating one year of the podcast. They pushed pause on their recording schedule due to some technical hiccups and found themselves in a whirlpool of revelations. From navigating Natalie's jobless phas...
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Episode 28
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1:03:31
Rob Zastryzny: Marriage 101, Divorce, and Being Curious Instead of Confrontational
HELLO HOES! The girls are back with another episode and they have a special guest, Rob Zastryzny, Nat's husband joining in this week. Get an inside scoop to their marriage and listen in as they share the ups and downs that led to their most cha...
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Episode 27
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1:19:54
Queen Miley, Fuck Boys, and True Love
Flowers is on REPEAT, and the girls are breaking down the difference between fuck boys and finding your true love. Lex is figuring out her social life without a social life, and Natalie is getting ready to move into her new Phoenix apartment.
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Episode 26
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54:23
Blood sisters, Cycle Syncing, and Social Media Anxiety
Nat and Lex are back with another episode recapping Nat's weekend at the rodeo and the weird spidey senses these two feel when they are apart. Let's get into hoes and hoe-ettes.
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Episode 25
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43:19
Shady Ex-Boyfriends, Anal Play, and Semen Retention
Exes come and go, but do they truly ever STAY GONE? Lex is spilling the tea on shady exes, and Nat is giving you the inside scoop on her full production to sending the ultimate hot girl nudes. Lastly, what are the benefits of celibacy and ...
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Episode 24
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51:10
Lessons from 2022: Peaks, Pits, and Psychedelics
Hello 2023! It is the first Monday of the NEW YEAR and the girls are back in action after a 2.5 month hiatus. Q4 was truly one of the hardest seasons of life for Lex and Nat but they are openly sharing what they have been up to and where they a...
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Episode 23
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54:36
Leaked Sex Tapes, Post-period blues, and Child Birth
Is Mercury in retrograde or is it just our sassy-ass attitude? Lol. Lex is having a sad girl week and Nat is picking up where she left off in her fertility journey with Rob. They share the leaked congressman sex tape and wonder how to outlive m...
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Episode 22
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39:02
Serial Killers, Haunted Houses, and Ghost Stories
Boo! It is SPOOKY SEASON hoes and the girls are back after a 6-week hiatus. Did you miss them? Because they missed you. Nat shit herself and the girls talk Disney Halloween movies, Jeffrey Dahmer, and personal experiences with the other world.&...
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Episode 21
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59:10
Perspective: Life Doesn't Turn Out How You Planned It To Be and A Note To Our Younger Selves
It has almost been 10 YEARS since the girls left high school and when the conversation of a reunion came up, Nat and Lex looked back at the last decade of their lives. Did you plan your life at 18? Do you think we all have a calling a life? Wha...
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Episode 20
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1:01:11
Flirty Girls, The Hinge Cringe, and The First Listener's Submission
Is being too flirty, slutty? Or is it just charisma and personality? Lex and Nat break it down and share Nat's worst, most embarrassing college bar make-out session. They are digging into hinge profiles. LOL...What are red and green flags for L...
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Episode 19
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53:52
Large Friend Groups, The "Clean Girl Aesthetic", and 6 Healthy Lifestyle Habits
Yeet yeet...Nat is back from Nashville and is still on a high from living her best life in her Joe Dirt mullet with her gang, but is having too many friends fake? Who knows...but Tiktok sure has a lot to say on that topic. The girls get into a ...
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Episode 18
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52:30
Toxic drunks, traveling with friends, and cuffing your man's balls
WOW. The girls have been M.I.A...but they are back and feeling refreshed. Your favorite hoe and housewife are spilling the tea and rules of traveling with friends, Nat's toxic drunk episodes lately, and Lex is giving out imaginary ribbons to fr...
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Episode 17
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47:57
First dates, short kings, He's a 10 but...
He is under 6 ft...What's up, fellow hoes! Your favorite gals are back after an extended Fourth of July break LOL. Join them on this episode as they shoot the shit about coochie sniffers, kitty kat juices, and what makes or breaks those first i...
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Episode 16
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40:43
Dear Supreme Court, what the actual F*CK is equality?
What is up, hoes? Yeah, this is not a conversation we thought we would be having in 2022, but here we are. It is never easy to talk about politics, religion, and sensitive subjects but as a podcast that is in support of women doing whatever the...
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Episode 15
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1:05:59
Stop Chasing Love and Relationships, and Start Choosing Happiness
Lex and Nat are reunited, FINALLY! The girls are going on a spontaneous trip in two weeks and Lex is feeling much better after a week of being bedridden. In this week's episode, your two favorite hoes break down why we all continuously chase lo...
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Episode 14
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52:38
Men's Tell All: Horror Dating Stories, Overcoming Adversity, and Life After Baseball
Hey Hoes! Lex is out sick this week, but welcome to the first Men's Tell All featuring special guests Corey Black and Rob Zastryzny. A male version of A Hoe & A Housewife. Rob Z is Natalie's husband and Corey is one of Rob's teammates from ...
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Episode 13
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1:22:04
Big dick energy, soft swingers, and body image issues
Hello Hoes! The girls are back from their vacations and Nat is feeling much better from her throat and cough. Sit back and catch up on Lex's trip to Chicago. Did she find a sugar daddy? Do you believe in soft swingers? And how can you tell if a...
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Episode 12
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54:11
Post breakup: are you surviving or thriving? How long do you need to heal before jumping into your next relationship?
Lex is 11 months post-breakup. It is time to talk about the ups and downs and the reality of a breakup because Nat and Lex know that shit is not easy. Time to heal and learn self-love all over again, hoes.
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Episode 11
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55:38
Growing Up Mexican, Chicana Feminism, and Training Men
Do we speak spanish? No. Are we proud Latinas? Absolutely. Are we responsible for training men? Hell no. Don't come for us lol we know we are coconuts. We share our Cinco De Mayo/Mother's Day Special and give you our perspective of what it was ...
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Episode 10
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1:00:34
It's ok to not be ok: getting personal about depression and anxiety
May is here and so is Mental Health Awareness Month. In this week's episode, Lex and Nat get personal about Nat's story and struggles with depression and anxiety, and identify the difference between temporary sadness and deep depression.
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Episode 9
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1:04:31
No-Nos in the bedroom, spicing up your sex life, and swinging
Golden showers, butt plugs, and swinger parties...oh my! Another week another episode and this time Nat and Lex are sharing how to find self-confidence in the bedroom, public sex, and absolute no-nos in the bedroom.
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Episode 8
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57:00
Toxic stress, finding comfort in your loneliness, and maximizing your one life
Lex is lonely and uncomfortable and can longer be active on hinge...are you bored or are you just lonely? In this week's episode, Nat and Lex go into the struggles of facing loneliness when healing. Let's stop twiddling our thumbs and start max...
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Episode 7
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55:55