Horror Sucks
Ashley and Carter think horror sucks... except sometimes it doesn't. Together they pore over new releases, ancient classics, and cheesy B-movies to find even a crumb of good horror. Tune in every Wednesday to hear why your favorite horror movies suck!
Episodes
69 episodes
Longlegs (2024)
I know we said the hiatus was over but then I got laid offWe review Longlegs, which we saw in theaters and recorded immediately after. Thematically appropriately, there are dated references to movies no longer in theaters. The movie star...
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Cobwebbs (The lost episode)
Yeah I know it wasn't a week and it definitely wasn't a hiatus. Thank you all for your patience, we appreciate your support and we will be recording new episodes soon! For now please enjoy our highly anticipated review of Cobwebbs ...
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Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
Carter and Ashley again struggle with deadlines this week, finally releasing the Last Voyage of the Demeter. This film - released in 2023 - chronicles a relatively minor chapter of the original Dracula lore: his journey from Romania to London. ...
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Final Destination (2000)
We're back! After a breif hiatus due to various life changes and laptop breakings we have finally been able to edit Carters birthday episode! Carters birthday was back in August but please join use as we celebrate him with Final Destination (20...
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Talk to Me (2022)
This week, Carter and Ashley watch Talk to Me (2022), an Austrailian horror movie about a haunted hand. Listen to hear why this movie sucks!
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Pearl (2022)
Carter and Ashley cover Pearl, a 2020 prequel to the 2020 film X. Yes, you read that right, this movie was filmed secretly during the production of the original. Despite such a silly start, can this movie match up to its predecessor, a movie wh...
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The Blackening (2022)
"We can't all die first" This week, Ashley and Carter discuss The Blackening (2022), a horror parody that had us chuckling. Listen to hear why this movie is pretty good!
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44:42
Insidious: The Red Door (2023)
In the episode immediately following the first Insidious installment, Carter and Ashley watch the latest movie in the franchise. Directed by Patrick Wilson and equipped with a new writer, can this movie shake the B-movie chains that have held b...
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Insidious (2010)
In preparationg for Insidious Red Door, this week we covered Insidious (2010)! Listen to hear Carter make Ashley think and to hear why this episode sucks!
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Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
In our first (and due to recording issues, our only) episode of Pride month, Carter and Ashley review Bodies Bodies Bodies, a relatively recent movie which stars Pete Davidson. The movie was produced by A24, which has a stronger track record th...
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Dead Silent (2007)
This week Ashley and special guest and friend of the pod Ian cover Dead Silent! What's better than a movie about puppets? A movie about haunted puppets! Listen to hear why this movie sucks!
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FeardotCom (2002)
Today, Carter and guest star Ian review the historic FeardotCom... .com. Yes, you read that correctly, the movie is titled feardotcom, and they were unable to obtain the rights to fear.com. Thus, they were forced to use feardotcom.com. The movi...
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Candyman (2022)
This week, Ashley and Carter watch Candyman, the 2022 horror remake. We know that this movie covers some sensitive topics, and we do our best to be mindful. Listen to hear why this movie doesn't suck. Thanks for listening!
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Renfield (2023)
Recorded during the midst of Dracula Daily, shortly after completing their own movie for the 48 hour film challenge, Carter and Ashley discuss the newly released Renfield (2023). In a modern take on two classic characters, Renfield is Dra...
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Beau is Afraid (2023)
This week Carter and Ashley follow Beau on his incredible journey to get back to him moms house in Beau is Afraid (2023). Listen to hear why Ari Aster's lastest release sucks!
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Coraline (2009)
In this episode (recorded several weeks ago), Carter and Ashley interview Nika, longtime listener and friend and longtime foe of horror movies. Nika elects to watch Coraline, a movie that has been famous for traumatizing unsuspecting kids. Cart...
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Sick (2022)
This weeks episode is the hulu original Sick, which is very fitting as Ashley had just finished quarantining after being exposed to Covid. Listen to hear why this movie is insensitive and sucks! Check us out at horrorsucks.com<...
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Evil Dead Rise (2023)
This week Ashley and Carter revisit one of their favorite franchises for the new movie Evil Dead Rise (2023). While this isn't the first Evil Dead movie to not take place at a cabin in the woods, it's lacks in comparison. Listen to hear why Evi...
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The Bye Bye Man (2017)
For a very special episode, Carter brings in recurring guest Ian to replace a temporarily unavailable Ashley. As Carter and Ian's first solo episode, they decided to watch The Bye Bye Man, the film that first sparked their interest in bad horro...
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Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog (2021)
In the second of two guest episodes, Carter and friend of the podcast Janel review an unusual submission: not just Scooby Doo, but a Scooby Doo and Courage the Cowardly Dog crossover. The movie came out in 2021, and ran at a whopping 78 minutes...
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The Bone Snatcher (2003)
Back by unpopular demand, Ashley is joined by friend of the pod and our very own ant man, Ian MacGregor for the scifi horror movie The Bone Snatcher (2003). Don't let the title fool you, this movie is indeed about ants, but don't worry it won't...
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House on Haunted Hill (1959)
This week, Ashley takes it old school with special guest Fiona Martin as they review the classic, House on Haunted Hill (1959). This horror classic kept us on our toes and we loved almost every second of it. Listen to hear why this movie doesn'...
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Scream VI (2023)
In this nightmare of an episode, Carter, Ashley, and the ghost of Joe return to the long-dreaded Scream VI. The prior movie was one of their first episodes, and as soon as it ended, they knew they'd have to meet again for the sequel. Now, a yea...
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