Ain't nobody got time for that!
Michelle & Sue
Two sisters chat nonsense about life.
Episodes
Ghostly cocks, Señor Google, throuples, and a seagull voyeur.April 26, 2024
Introducing: Lick, Date, Dick! April 12, 2024
Congratulations you are not dead, decorative knobs, burning art, chicken wattles, sebum and pre-cum, and bedroom rotary systems.March 29, 2024
One Day, no cry, smoking Marlboro Lights, fostering dogs, Sam Smith and Celebrity Big Brother.March 15, 2024
Biblical weather, ugly crying, out of date Covid tests, opening gifts in front of people and a little bit of pre.March 01, 2024
All the trimmings, chopping room floors, treason and overgrown body hair. February 09, 2024
Albanian sausage, fun on Symi Island, mini bar vibes, fish, meat and wood!January 26, 2024
Dry (or not) January, de-Christmas-ing, Kerplunk, nyabs and drop us a line! January 12, 2024
Christmas Special - our year round up, Sue's office Christmas party, New Year resolutions, and turkey carving.December 22, 2023
Split off 2024, shopping with Antonio, the cosilives, walking workouts, amazing self checkouts and no free walls.December 11, 2023
Leisure centres, bikes off of the 80s, Michelle's flying sofa, canned laughter and 'Ello 'Ello.November 24, 2023
Welcome back! Today we discuss our professionalism (or lack of) when we have a 'live' business meeting, we remember eating best at BHS and drinking peach schnapps, and we dust off the Flux Capacitor. November 10, 2023
End of season one - remember, remember the 10th November! October 06, 2023
Crime updates, leg in a tree, iron on labels, winding and grinding to Mysterious Girl, live orgasms and all the sexuals.September 22, 2023
Hangovers, Deliveroo, murder probes, hot policemen and don't worry, it's just chicken! September 01, 2023
Living in a hedge, dangly balls, the peri-m and the mene-pAugust 11, 2023
Pointless purchases, SHEIN addiction, hair like the Jackson Five, taking a moment for The Vikings, and introducing the Split Off 2023July 28, 2023
Night shifts at the Ho Zone, ghostly wands, John from the 1920's, super shooters, saucepans and spoons.July 14, 2023
Updates, the highs and lows of alcohol, forgotten dinners, enhanced versions of ourselves and coffee of champions.June 29, 2023
Spanish meat fest, live, laugh, love, working on oil rigs, eating garlic baguettes for dinner, operation any kind of tree, porcelain ribs and we ask: Will Sue be evicted? June 16, 2023
Si si penalty! Being noisy in the bedroom, gravel in your lady garden, wank in the front and clean in the back, and we ask the questions: Why do we say things we never normally say? Do you like a bit of itchy?June 02, 2023
Episode 15 - Holiday tales and our new love for shervezas.May 19, 2023
Episode 14 - Packing cubes, boyfriends meeting for the first time, coffee table tut, mug trees, Shein purchases and a live weather check.May 05, 2023
Episode 13 - Unusual hair growth, gynaecological retreats, crumbling bodies, shitty pants in a bag and how flat can you get your boobs?April 07, 2023
Episode 12 - This or that, relationship regrets, rubbing a stain, drinking the sea and oral sex revelations.March 24, 2023