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Anidorks: An Animorphs Podcast!!
Is Rachel stupidly brave or lovably impulsive? Are Taxxons unambiguously evil or just another victim of the anti-swarm agenda? Is a cockroach morph ever just a cockroach morph? Read along with three friends as they go through the series and try to answer the Animorphs’ toughest questions.
Episodes
134 episodes
OnlyFan(dalite)s (Hork Bajir Chronicles)
Esplin gets a promotion. Dak and Aldrea uncover Alloran's plan. Why is the world building in this book more satisfying than in the main series books? Why is the Arn's plan to foil the Yeerk attempts at Arn infestation to basically t...
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Scruffy-Looking Tree Herders (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)
Dak and Aldrea build an army of monsters, then Hork-Bajir. Quatzhinnikon reveals all in his PowerPoint. Esplin knocks over a tree phone to build a big pool. Is this scene of the Hork-Bajir squashing the Yeerks the most upsetti...
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55:59
Yarn of the Arn (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)
Introducing: the Arn! Esplin discovers his love for method acting. Aldrea asks to speak to the Arn's manager. Was Aldrea the first “unlikable” narrator for many young readers— or at least the first narrator who behaved in such unlik...
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1:00:33
Revolutionary Girl Aldrea (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)
Aldrea loses everything. Dak Hamee faces an impossible choice. Esplin experiences some back trouble. Why does Seerow get all of the blame for what happened with the Yeerks? What does the Andalite response to what happened on the Hor...
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54:30
Big Yeerk, Small Pool (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)
Enter: Esplin!!! Aldrea becomes ChaDude— err, Chadoo. Dak goes tree-sliding. Chris introduces us to the transfixing sounds of the Speaking Tree. Does Esplin want to get with an Andalite, or does he want to be an Andalite? How do Yee...
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56:25
Unnamed Andalite Woman (Hork-Bajir Chronicles)
Wer're finally talking about Hork-Bajir Chronicles! Aldrea the Andalite meets Dak the Hork-Bajir. Tobias takes the day off. Seerow screws everything up. Sure, this book has valley depths concealed by a strange, blue fog, but is ther...
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1:02:54
An Occurence at Owl Creek Pool (Megamorphs 2)
The kids wade in the ocean, watching the world end. Then they go home to watch TV. Does KA Applegate know where this series is going or is she making it up as she goes? Why do Ax and Tobias both always seem to possess mysterious kno...
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55:51
Crustacean Christian Side Hug (Megamorphs 2)
The Animorphs encounter the Mercora, a lovable, crablike people attempting to build a home on Earth, and immediately become conscripted into someone else's war. What does the introduction of the Mercora tell us about the series' st...
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58:03
Sunday in the Jurassic Park with George (Megamorphs 2)
The Animorphs continue their dinosaur journey!! We meet a an alien race of ant-like beings, the Nesk. Dino-Tobias hunts human Rachel. Jake morphs into a T-Rex while inside the throat of a T-Rex. Why does KA Applegate hate ants so mu...
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1:01:03
OG Blue Prince (Megamorphs 2)
The Animorphs get nuked back in time to the Age of Dinosaurs. Rachel and Tobias get eaten. Cassie rolls a nat 20 on a survival check.How will Tobias deal with being attracted to humans in the body of a hawk? Are CheesePuffs good? Who tau...
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1:13:43
Animorphs Apocrypha (Mailbag)
*Heads up!! We will be off next Wed, April 30th and plan to begin releasing MegaMorphs 2 (not Book 19!) on Wed, May 7th.*The AniCool Kids went together to see an immersive theater performance and now they can’t stop imagining what an Ani...
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46:13
The Andalite We Deserve (Book 18)
Book 18 concludes with the reveal of the City of Worms (!!!) and a journey to a Bright Hole. Ax laughs. Do rebellious Andalites ever run away to join the Andalites circus? Should we explore the human instinct to slap a mosquito as a...
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55:36
Now This is What I Call Podcasting!! (Book 18)
The Animorphs chomp on some Leerans and are weirded out when they suddenly can read each other’s minds. For once the kids solve their problems through actually just talking about their feelings. When is it appropriate to touch someo...
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50:55
Taxxon in a Pringles Can (Book 18)
Ax finds himself more torn than ever between his allegiance to the Animorphs and to his own people. A traitor is revealed aboard the Ascalin and the kids are forced to seek out possibly the most tragic Andalite of all. What might be...
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1:06:07
Deepfake Jake (Book 18)
Sometimes you have to close a door to open a window, yes, but sometimes you have to open a window to Hulk-smash out of another. The Animorphs morph into mosquitoes and develop a lust for blood. The kids go to Z-space. Is it rude&nbs...
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52:06
Axolatl Avocado (Book 18)
Ax tries to get a part-time job and fights Visser 3 on top of a McDonalds. Chapman hits a guy with a minivan. Who is Jane Carnegie and where is she?! If every Aristh gets a kafit morph, why is Ax so suspicious that Visser 3 has one?...
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56:41
The Enemy of My Enemy is a Q-Tip (Minisode)
We empty the mailbag and take a quiz for babies to test our knowledge of the series so far. How would Ax place the other Animorphs on his MySpace Top 8? Is Eddy being contrarian for the sake of the podcast? And is Cassie a little mo...
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1:01:31
Tom Felton Beam (Book 17)
The kids humiliate Visser 3. He retaliates by morphing into a very slow porcupine bird with bad eye sight.Has any book in the series come together so well in the ending as this one? Shouldn’t the Yeerks be cleaning all of those dead bats...
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45:57
It's Giving Mouth (Book 17)
The Animorphs return to the Yeerk pool. Rachel goes for a swim. How do Yeerks communicate in the Yeerk pool? Can the Animorphs ever go home again? What's with all the meaningful falling in this book? Did the Beach Boys invent The Sh...
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Episode 85
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59:16
My Four Are Too Short!!! (Book 17)
*trigger warning for discussions of SA and SA-related imagery*The gang orders the happiest of Happy Meals. Rachel has a terrifying dream. Morphing into moles takes the Animorphs all the way from womb to tomb. Why is Ra...
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Episode 84
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57:19
Tall Enough to Pass as a Shoeless Woman (Book 17)
*content warning for self-harm and sexual assault imagery*The Animorphs survive a fruity, Freudian hellscape and infiltrate a mental institution. Meanwhile Miranda, Eddy, and Chris try to figure out what, if anything, in Rachel's p...
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Episode 83
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1:01:28
Two Geeks Make One Greek (Book 17)
Book 17!! Rachel and the others head downtown to attend the grand opening of a Planet Hollywood, but end up saving a man’s life instead.Why doesn’t Ax thought-speak in his human morph? Could six raptors really carry a man falling from a ...
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Episode 82
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1:06:05
(Mailbag) Chapman’s YouTube Apology
As Chris would say: hellooooo Anidorks! We’ve printed out all of your letters (one-sided! double spaced!) and stuffed the mailbag full of that wonderful paper— just so that we can empty it.If the uncontrollable urges of the animal morphs...
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Episode 81
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