Slap Hands! Fantasy Football Podcast

In lieu of weekly emails, the Slap Hands! Fantasy Football commissioner Brandon and league-mate Ben decided to record a podcast. This pod will recap the draft, highlight the week that was, look ahead to what's next, and even rip owners for their stupid decisions. And who knows, maybe you'll actually learn something about managing your fantasy football team.

Episodes

0-8: The Cellar Boys Are Making History | Slap Hands 9.04

The Cellar Boys have officially arrived. The Commish and Mouse Rat drop another pair of heartbreakers — well, one heartbreaker and one absolute ass-kicking — to fall to a combined 0-8 on the season. The boys recap all the Week 4 action, includi...

October 07, 2026 • Season 9 • Episode 4 • 33:00

The Commish & Mouse Rat Are Officially F*cked | Slap Hands 9.03

Six games. Zero wins.The Official Slap Hands Fantasy Football Podcast returns for Week 3 with the only two people qualified to host it: the two worst teams in the fucking league.The 0-3 Commish is joined by the 0-3 mouse rat as th...

September 30, 2026 • Season 9 • Episode 3 • 24:33

Two Hosts. Four Losses. Zero Dignity. | Slap Hands 9.02

Two weeks. Two losses for The Commish. Two losses for the mouse rat. Four combined losses and absolutely zero reason for either of these assholes to be hosting a fantasy football podcast.Welcome to Episode 2 of Season 9 of Slap Hands, wh...

September 23, 2026 • Season 9 • Episode 2 • 20:55

We're baaaaaaaack! Draft and Week 1 Recap | Slap Hands 9.01

The Slap Hands Fantasy Football Podcast is BACK for Season 9, proving once again that friendship, marriage and basic human decency are no match for a fake football league between 12 aging idiots.The Commish and mouse rat return to break ...

September 16, 2026 • Season 9 • Episode 1 • 33:13