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This week, we dive into the classic question of “would you rather?” There’s a lot to unpack here, including sharks, piranhas, prison, war, fishing money out of a public toilet, old people, and little people. And More!
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This week, Would You Rather? Welcome to Subpar Talks. Hey everybody. Welcome to Subpar Talks, where we have conversations about everything. I'm Jeff.
Chris:And I'm Chris.
Jeff:Thank you for joining us again, and you know what is coming. Before we get into this week's topic, we have our standard disclaimer, listener discretion advised. There will be profanity in this podcast from time to time, maybe a whole lot of it, and we will touch on some mature subject matter from time to time as well. And we inject our humor into all of this stuff. So if that doesn't set well with you, then maybe this is not for you. But for everybody else, get ready. Because here we go with this week's topic. So this week we decided to dig up some Would You Rather questions? And this is something I used to do with, uh, some people in college. We would sit around, this is before we had cell phones to just zone out We would ask people would you rather questions and just...
Chris:Back when people talked to each other?
Jeff:Right, back when you made eye contact than talked with each other. So we would just come up with ridiculous scenarios, would you rather. And, I didn't know it at the time, but it was a thing. I've seen, there's a Would You Rather game, there's a board game, there's books, there's all sorts of stuff. And so I decided to select some for you, Chris, and we'll see how you answer. And of course, I'm gonna have to answer these too. And honestly I have these, but I have not looked at'em. I've, I mean, I've read the questions obviously, but I have not really thought about'em in detail. And, are you ready?
Chris:I don't know. I'm a little nervous, but here we go.
Jeff:Maybe you should be nervous.
Chris:I think so.
Jeff:Well, it starts out kind of tame, I think. And, and maybe, uh, the others are, are kind of like this. I don't know. And I'm sure we'll spend more time on some than we will on others, just cuz there's more there. But here's number one. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?
Chris:Oh, wow. I mean, 10 minutes into the future. Well, obviously that could help me. 150 years could certainly, I think I'd have to say 150. Because 150 years could, could help me in the same way that 10 minutes would, but then I'd get to see things that I'll never see.
Jeff:True.
Chris:I mean, seeing 10 minutes into the future, I might see things I'll never see.
Jeff:Well, that's what I was thinking and I, I automatically went to the Seinfeld episode where they reversed their peepholes because they wanted to see if anybody was waiting inside to jack them with a sock full of pennies. So, so I feel like 10 minutes could be really helpful, right?
Chris:It could be really helpful. The 150 years would be equally helpful cuz you would still have that same 10 minutes. It could be, well, I guess if you can always see 10 minutes into the future, then maybe you can always have that chance to help yourself, you know?
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:If it's saving yourself from an accident, whatever, something like that. Yeah. Seeing farther could help you even more. But if you see 150 years, you know you'll be seeing your own demise. Where 10 minutes, you will only see your own demise 10 minutes before it happens.
Jeff:Very good point. Seeing your own demise, it's not gonna be pretty.
Chris:No.
Jeff:OK. So yeah, I think, I think I'm 10 minutes on that, but I totally get your, your reasoning there. All right. Number two, I like this one. Would you rather would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?
Chris:Oh shit. Well, do I get to pick the jail and can I control things about like, hey, I want to go to a minimum security. You know, not the pound you in the ass...
Jeff:Not a federal pound me in the ass prison. Um, sure. Minimum security.
Chris:OK. I would have to take that.
Jeff:I think I would too.
Chris:Yeah.
Jeff:A coma for a decade. That's horrible.
Chris:No, that's... I just, I can't imagine waking up from that and realizing that you had no idea that you were missing all that you were missing. I mean, people could have died. All these other people have aged, and you haven't witnessed any of it. Now in prison, you're at least not with them, but you know, if...
Jeff:You're conscious.
Chris:Yeah. I thought you were gonna say conjugal. Could have that too.
Jeff:Well, OK, there's that. Yeah.
Chris:Yeah. I mean, if the people, I was gonna say, if the people that you care about still care about you, you know, they're speaking to you, whatever, then they could be coming for visits. You could have some interaction. I....
Jeff:Hopefully you're not violated.
Chris:Yeah, exactly. Man, that being in a coma, that just creeps me out.
Jeff:So I wonder what the longest anybody's ever been in a coma and, and woken up from it. It's gotta be out there. I'd like to know that.
Chris:It would just be frightening. That's always been my fear of just going under anesthesia is the idea, and, and if I think about it too much, it's even like sleeping is, you know, chunks of time pass without you having any awareness of it.
Jeff:Right.
Chris:And that just bothers me.
Jeff:It's alarming. And you've heard about that thing where people are on the operating table and they wake up, but they don't wake up, and they're in pain, but they can't say anything. I have to get a deep breath when I think about it.
Chris:Yeah. When I've been put out and I had the opportunity, I tell'em, you make sure you give me enough, and just not too much. Like you get it right.
Jeff:There's a fine line there.
Chris:Yep.
Jeff:Fine line. OK. Number three, would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the internet for the rest of your life.
Chris:Ooh, now given where we live, that's a really tough one.
Jeff:OK. I was thinking that. So yeah, you can answer in a second. I think I'd rather give up heating and air conditioning because, if you have to, you could move somewhere that's a lot more temperate.
Chris:That's true. That's not out of the question.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:I was even thinking simpler than that. I would have to say the same, give up heating and air conditioning. But I could even say that living where we live, because I just can't imagine giving up the internet because it's everything now, you know? I mean, it impacts so much of our lives that, how could you, that's going back to the Dark Ages. And honestly, because there are things that we used to have and rely on prior to the internet that just almost don't exist anymore.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:Or, or not in the same way, so that'd be tough. No, I'd have to say heating and air conditioning, but I like that idea of moving, like get somewhere else.
Jeff:You'd be on the internet, but you'd be sitting in a pool of your own sweat.
Chris:Right. Electrocuting, myself.
Jeff:Right. OK. Would you rather have a pause or rewind button in your life? You wanna pause stuff or you wanna rewind?
Chris:Probably pause.
Jeff:Really? I was thinking I'd rather rewind.
Chris:Really? Why?
Jeff:Yeah. Just, have you ever been in a situation and then later on you're like, oh, I should have done that, or I should have said this, or whatever. It was like George, with The Comeback, he thought of the comeback on the drive over. He didn't think of it in the moment.
Chris:Right.
Jeff:So that's kind of me. I'd like to be able to go back and change stuff or say something different, or do something different or whatever.
Chris:That would definitely be good. I, it would have to be a selective rewind. Like if I rewind to a point, then I don't want to have to go through everything again after that.
Jeff:Oh, I didn't think about that. You'd have to relive stuff.
Chris:Yeah. See, I would need a fast forward also,
Jeff:Yep.
Chris:That's why, that's why I said no to the rewind, because there are just things I don't want to have to deal with again. Even if there's other things I would want to. And that would be, that's no good. But, I get what you're saying. I would, I would love to be able to redo certain things, for sure.
Jeff:Yeah. I might have to rethink my answer based on what you said, pause button would definitely be nice.
Chris:Now, if you're pausing, does that mean you're truly getting to infinitely live in that moment?
Jeff:Yeah, I think everything else is paused but you. So you can walk around and talk or whatever. It'd be great in the morning. Like you just pause everything for like another hour or two and get some sleep. That'd be cool.
Chris:Ooh, I like that. Pause all the people talking to you while you're still trying to wake up.
Jeff:Oh, just shut up. Pause. OK. Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef. It's a chef for me.
Chris:So in the past, I would've said maid just because I want things clean and I do clean things. I just don't particularly enjoy it. But you don't have to clean, not every day. You know, you don't have to clean everything every day, but I gotta eat every day and I gotta eat multiple times a day.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:So, yeah, I would love a chef. That would be amazing if I could say, yeah, I feel like such and such. I don't even have to know what that is. Like figure something out that has this, has that, whatever, and just boom. Sit down and eat. That would be amazing.
Jeff:When I read that question, I pictured a woman in a French maid outfit, so I had to consider my answer. I had to think about it for a second. But yeah, I don't like cooking or cleaning. But, I don't like cleaning, but I'm better at cleaning than I am cooking. It's not even close, actually. So yeah, I want somebody in the kitchen cooking up something. Yeah.
Chris:What does the chef look like?
Jeff:I guess it could be a woman.
Chris:See, isn't that funny? When you think about a, you said a maid, but a cleaning person, you tend to think of that as a woman. When you say a chef, you tend to think of it as a man, but then traditionally in households, it's the woman who would cook. It's so weird.
Jeff:Yeah, it is. I didn't think about that.
Chris:But it's true. More men are chefs.
Jeff:Yeah. And how many cleaning, well, cleaning lady, that's what you call it, at like a hotel. Like there's no men coming around cleaning your room. OK. Would you rather spend a year at war or a year in prison? And this is a pound me in the ass prison.
Chris:Man, but war, holy shit.
Jeff:They both terrify me.
Chris:It is. It is terrifying. But see...
Jeff:And they can both give you PTSD.
Chris:Yeah, I'm not sure of the answer to that. I mean, if I know that like I'm gonna live through that year, maybe war. If that means, you know, if I'm gonna live one way or another, then the prison part is probably gonna be physically rougher than the war part. The war part, and when I say physically, I mean like, you know, if you're, you're getting pounded in the ass, beat up, whatever. But in war, if you know, if you're not shot, if you're not killed, whatever, then you're gonna make it out of that year. But man, that's gonna be horrible. I just can't imagine what people have gone through with that.
Jeff:We need to find somebody who's done both and interview'em.
Chris:Oh.
Jeff:Ask them. Which is better?
Chris:There you go.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:What would you do?
Jeff:I, I think I'd take prison. Although, I don't know, even if you're at war, at least you're, I mean, you're not free, but you're, I don't know. I feel like there's less of a chance of being raped if you're on the battlefield.
Chris:There is less of a chance of that, yeah. Unless you're captured. But see...but see...
Jeff:True.
Chris:That's the thing. I'm assuming when you say a year at war, a year in prison, you're gonna live through the year one way or another. And uh, my fear in war is, and I'm gonna stand up there, you know, and get shot day one. I mean, so, you know, it's kind of like when you play, you play the new video game and you go, OK, I think I got this, and here you go. And then the bomb drops and well, game over like...
Jeff:Yeah, like what happened, what just happened? How did I die? Yeah. Those are both rough. OK, here we go. Would you rather hunt and butcher your own meat or never eat meat again?
Chris:Hmm. I would probably have to say hunt and butcher the meat, but...
Jeff:Really?
Chris:I might change my mind after I did it because it's pretty nasty.
Jeff:I've never hunted, I have no desire to hunt. I, if that, if people wanna hunt, like whatever, I don't care. But from the footage I've seen, no, I don't want any part of that. And I think, honestly, not even, even hunting and butchering it, if I thought about it too much and watched enough videos on how animals are treated and all they have to do to prepare it, to make it to our plate, I think that might be enough to sway me from eating meat again. But I want to just block all that out because I like meat.
Chris:Yeah.
Jeff:And I don't wanna be lectured by anybody about how it's immoral or whatever. It's just, I like my meat and just let me eat in peace.
Chris:Yeah. Oh, I feel exactly the same way when I've, I've seen videos or honestly just preparing it sometimes. And I'm talking about preparing what you get at the store, not preparing it as in butchering it, but just like pieces of chicken and pieces of beef and, it's nasty. But it's good shit to eat.
Jeff:I saw this recently on Twitter. I don't know who originally posted it. And Jesus Christ, I'm hoping this is not in the US that it was somewhere, uh, I'm guessing over in Asia somewhere. But this, this person has this plate and there are two fish on it, and he touches the fish with like a fork or a chopstick or something, and the fish opens its mouth. It's on a plate in a restaurant.
Chris:Oh....no....
Jeff:I'm out, like that is horrible.
Chris:Opened its mouth.
Jeff:Yes. I'm gonna, I'm gonna dig it up and, and tag you in it. That is so gross.
Chris:How does that happen?
Jeff:I don't know, but people were commenting like, that, not only is that gross, it's unsafe. Like, you're about to eat a raw fish. That's not a good idea.
Chris:No, that's not a good idea. Now it is a thing, you know, to serve fish in really fine restaurants with the head still on, which I don't get that. I don't understand that.
Jeff:No.
Chris:But, no...raw? What the hell?
Jeff:I don't want my food looking at me.
Chris:No.
Jeff:OK, next one. Would you rather give up your phone for a month or bathing for a month?
Chris:Ooh. Do I get to be alone if I give up the bathing? Because I don't wanna, I don't wanna stink to other people.
Jeff:Oh, you're gonna stink. Well, I would think over the span of a month, you're gonna have to encounter somebody.
Chris:Probably.
Jeff:Well it doesn't say we can't put on deodorant. So there's that.
Chris:That's true. But I could give up my phone and still have the computer. I'd give up my phone.
Jeff:True.
Chris:Yeah.
Jeff:Yeah, I think I would too.
Chris:I'd give up my phone.
Jeff:What's the longest you've ever gone without bathing?
Chris:Oh man.
Jeff:I prepared it as I bathed
Chris:I don't know. I know four, three or four days.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:But that was like staying inside too. That wasn't, I'm active going out, doing anything.
Jeff:Yeah, I'm thinking, uh, like when I had the flu, like, I don't know when that was, like four or five years ago. I would've gone 3, 4, 5 days.
Chris:Yeah.
Jeff:That's probably the, that's probably it.
Chris:But that's really hor-, that's a horrible feeling then because you've got...
Jeff:Oh, I know.
Chris:Fever and all. Oh, yeah.
Jeff:Yeah. Yeah. So I'd, uh, I'd give up my phone. Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose the ability to speak?
Chris:Oh, I think I need to speak I need to be able to speak.
Jeff:Well, I gotta have a central nervous system.
Chris:That's tough.
Jeff:I know. That's my choice. I want to be able to speak, but holy hell. Can you imagine walking around in life and not being able to read?
Chris:No. I mean, that'd be, that'd be bad enough for people who've never been able to read. But if you have that taken away.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:Whoa. Like I used to know, I mean, that would be like going to a foreign country and never learning the language.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:You know, you're seeing words and you know they mean something, but you don't know what they mean. And I, no, I can't imagine that.
Jeff:It's terrible. All right, would you rather have a mullet or a perm? And I'm laughing because I'm picturing you with both of these. I'm fluctuating back and forth, picturing you with a perm and then a mullet. I'm choosing mullet.
Chris:Mullet?
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:What defines a mullet? How long does it have to be?
Jeff:Um, I'm thinking like down toward the bottom of your neck, I think.
Chris:Oh, man.
Jeff:Yeah, it's, oh, it's rough. But a perm. Like a perm. Just an afro.
Chris:No, that's no good. Yeah, it'd have to be a mullet, I guess.
Jeff:It's a terrible look. Yeah. Well, they're both bad, but I think a perm is worse.
Chris:But then there are people with mullets who almost have nothing on top. That's even worse. Like if you're gonna have a mullet, you need hair on top too, to like offset it. You're gonna be...
Jeff:Yeah, counterbalance it.
Chris:Gonna be off balance.
Jeff:Right. OK. Would you rather give up alcohol for a year...
Chris:No!
Jeff:Or drink nothing but.... moving on. Would you rather give up alcohol for a year or drink nothing but alcohol for a year?
Chris:I could say drink nothing but, well drink nothing but alcohol cuz that's a big variety.
Jeff:Yeah, but no water, no soda, no tea, no milk. That's rough.
Chris:Yeah.
Jeff:I think I'd give up alcohol for a year.
Chris:Really?
Jeff:Yeah. I'm not saying it'd be pleasant. It'd be terrible. But cereal, you couldn't have cereal.
Chris:I could have dry cereal.
Jeff:Yeah, that's no good. You can pour some wine into it or whatever.
Chris:Yeah.
Jeff:Whiskey.
Chris:You'd probably get creative and figure out.
Jeff:Yeah, I would think so.
Chris:Ooh, here you go. Bailey's Irish Cream.
Jeff:Hey. OK.
Chris:Pour that on some cereal.
Jeff:Yeah, that might work.
Chris:See? Thinking outside the box.
Jeff:Yeah, you have to with these.
Chris:The problem with not drinking, period. Like I go a week, two weeks, whatever, at a time. where I might not even think about drinking, don't have a drink, it's no big deal. But then when I decide I want something, then I feel like I want it. And in particular, if I know I can't have it.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:Then when you can't have it, it's even worse. Like, oh, but I really, that really sounds good. And I don't know. There's something about the way alcohol hits, where I could see that I'd be like, ooh, I really want, you know, some iced tea or I really want a Coke. But then, ooh, what about like, uh, Jack and Coke, Crown and Coke? Could you do that? If you're drinking alcohol for a year? That qualifies, doesn't it?
Jeff:Maybe.
Chris:Doesn't have to be straight alcohol. But like, cuz you could do that. Cuz otherwise, I mean, then there's things like, have pineapple juice or tomato juice. You know, Bloody Mary, things like that, that have other products in them. They're not pure alcohol.
Jeff:That's true.
Chris:Ooh, that's good stuff.
Jeff:Yeah. All right. Would you rather find a hundred dollars bill floating in a public toilet or a$20 bill in your own pocket? That's what happened to Jerry, he was Even Steven.
Chris:Yeah. That's right.
Jeff:$20 bill in his jacket.
Chris:Mm. I could go with the a hundred dollars.
Jeff:Yeah, I could too.
Chris:Yeah.
Jeff:Find a way to fish it out and dry it off.
Chris:Bleach, whatever. Well, yeah, you deal with the hundred dollars and take it to the bank or pass it off on somebody else for whatever.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:But yeah, I could clean up.
Jeff:Let me ask you this cuz this, this actually happened to me. I was at a hockey game and I went into the restroom and all the urinals were taken up. So I went into a stall. And sometimes I'll just take my phone out just to look while I'm doing my business. I can multitask. And I had a$5 bill in my pocket. And when I took my phone out, the$5 bill came out and it fell in the toilet.
Chris:Uh oh.
Jeff:Would you fish it out or would you just flush? It's five bucks. I had not peed in it yet, so it was just...
Chris:Yeah.
Jeff:Regular water, as regular as water in a public toilet can be.
Chris:Man, you know, you hear about how dirty other things are and they're dirtier than a toilet.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:Which, that's nasty.
Jeff:I know.
Chris:So, I don't know. Maybe I'd go after the$5 too. It's the idea of it that's so gross.
Jeff:I know.
Chris:But it's probably not as bad as we think it is.
Jeff:So I fished it out. Everybody I told that to said how disgusting it was. Why'd you do that? I'm like, it's five bucks and I hadn't peed. If I had already peed in there, I don't think I would've done it. Then I'd have a$5 bill that smelled like urine. I don't want that.
Chris:So your pee is worse than the remnants in the public toilet?
Jeff:Well, at least the stench is stronger. So yeah, I fished it out.
Chris:All right. I could see that.
Jeff:Yeah. See, I'd take the a hundred dollars bill too. All right. This one. This next one bothers me. It troubles me.
Chris:Well, I'm bothered then.
Jeff:And when I read it, I thought about it for like 10 or 15 seconds, and then I have avoided thinking about it because it's uncomfortable. Would you rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die.
Chris:Oh, man. I don't even know.
Jeff:I don't either. As, as I said, I've avoided thinking about it. I don't like thinking about it, but it's a good question.
Chris:If I knew the 10 minutes in the future, I'd probably know both.
Jeff:Right. You would.
Chris:But, but then, all right. Think about if you knew the how. You would just be waiting for the when. Like, all right, I'm gonna get killed in a car wreck.
Jeff:Yeah.
Chris:Well, is that today or 20 years from now?
Jeff:I know. See, that's bad.
Chris:I think I would, I think I would need to know the when, and maybe that would help you make the most use of the time that you have.
Jeff:True.
Chris:I mean, seriously, if you said you're gonna die in five minutes, what would you do?.
Jeff:Holy hell.
Chris:You'd obviously want to like contact people and all like, hey man, it's been great.
Jeff:Well see you later.
Chris:This is it.
Jeff:So if you knew how, like if you said, you said car wreck, like if you knew you were gonna die in a car wreck, am I allowed to avoid cars here and just never get in a car?
Chris:I don't think so, because that's, that's already determined.
Jeff:It is. Yeah, that's true. It's already been written.
Chris:Yep.
Jeff:Yep. Oh man. So I guess I'd wanna know the when, but God, that's horrible.
Chris:I think I would need to know the when. I mean, cuz that's the thing too. Like if you tell me, hey, it's gonna be, and I, I assume that's exact, but let's just say you told me it's, you know, 30 years from now, well maybe I can kind of breathe a sigh of relief right now. And you know...
Jeff:That's true.
Chris:As I enter year 29, then I'll probably need a paper bag to hyperventilate.
Jeff:Start wrapping everything up.
Chris:Yeah. That would all freak me out. But I just think, yeah, I think I would have to go with the when.
Jeff:Would you rather live in a home with no electricity or in a home with no running water? I think I have to go. No running water. Yeah, I would've to say that too. Cause no electricity. I mean, at this point, look at how that would affect us. You could still go bathe, go to the bathroom, all that kind of stuff. Outside or whatever. Yeah, but I mean, no electricity. That'd be rough. Yeah, it'd be terrible. would you rather be colorblind or lose your sense of taste? Colorblind. That's not Blind. Blind, Bald, bald, bald No, I, to me that's not even really close. Like, yeah, no. Can you imagine not being able to taste anything? That'd be terrible. No, and I mean, saying, of course, a lot of people that are colorblind, it doesn't mean they see in black and white. I mean, some of them do, but you know, it's usually more like you can't see this color versus that one. Right. You know, you can still see other colors and No, I, I would definitely want to be able to taste, you know, for what? For what my personal chef is making Exactly. OK. Would you rather be attacked by one shark or five piranas? Ooh, one shark. Just take one bite and then I would too get it over with. Can you imagine just getting mutilated by paras? Yeah. Shark. Bite me in half and yeah. And, and Piran is one's biting your face and the other's biting your ass and wherever else it'd be horrible. Like how do you even fend that off? And I've heard if you get attacked by a shark, you're supposed to hit it between the eyes. Yeah, but here's my problem. If you ever tried to swing your arm through water, it's going like half a mile an hour. Like what is that gonna. Well, you better. Yeah. Hopefully you're up out of the wa like you gotta get your arm out of the water and come down, you know, like a hammer strike, assuming you didn't already pull your arm off. Right. That's, that's like, you know, when you get on the plane and you're gonna sit in the emergency row. They say, are you willing and able to help in an emergency? Like or right now? Yes. Yeah. When the emergency happens, I might still be willing, but I may not be able. That's so true. I think I'd just panic and I wouldn't know what to do. Everything I had ever learned about the demonstration that the flight attendants do, I'd just lose all of that. Just panic. Freak out. Yeah, just open the window and jump the hell out. Everybody. Save yourself, right? I mean, what's gonna happen then? What? I mean if people die, are you on the line for that? Oh, I've wondered that. I need to look into that cuz those emergency seats are kind of nice. You got more leg room. They are nice. I think you do have some kind of a, a duty, but I mean, I could see you getting sued. I don't know if there's a criminal, you know, like a criminal negligence, but I could see a civil suit if you just saved yourself and didn't help people by sitting there. True. You know, if my arms. Ripped off in the crash. Then it's like, well, if I can kick that thing out and get out of the plane, I'm going, all right, would you rather be attacked by two 15 year olds or 15 two year olds? Oh man. I think that's kind of the shark and the piran question. Maybe the two 15 year olds, I don't know, 15 two year olds. A tiny fists of fury. Yes. Fists of fury. 30 of'em. Oh, 30? No, well, 30 fists. Oh, OK. Assuming they all have both their arms right? Yeah. I think I gotta take 15, two year old. Be like it. I think it'd be easier to just, I suppose, knock them outta the way or just stand up. Yeah, stand up. They can't hit you. Couldn't hit you. Probably above the waist. Not below the waist. That's a problem. Well, that's a big problem, I tell you what though, some of my worst injuries have come from my kids. Just, you know. Yeah. Messing around. Just being goofy or whatever. I remember one time my son, who's like three years old, I don't know where he got this, but he just did like a, an elbow drop on my thigh and dead like me. And oh my God, I, I couldn't walk like I was in severe pain and I've been hitting the crotch countless times. Oh yeah. When I was like seven, my dad was asleep in the chair. and I don't know what came over me, but I just did a running jump from across the room, right up into his lap and holy shit man. he was laid out for a while, I bet you see kids are dangerous. Oh, that's always scared the shit out of me. Like yeah, just protect, protect all the time. Yeah. All right. I got one more here. Would you rather have would you rather have sex with a 90 year old woman? Oh no. Or a beautiful little person? I mean. The most gorgeous little person you've ever seen. It's gotta be that right It's gotta be that because, OK, some people age well, some people don't. But when you're 90, there's kind of like the best you can be and the best that you can be at 90 doesn't even come close. To what you're describing as the most beautiful little person. So I mean, hello. You think there's a little person beauty pageant? I bet there is. I bet there is. Yeah. I think the little person, but I got a lot of reservations. OK. At what age would you have to come down to, to where you would choose the old woman? Well, all right, let's just put this out there because you said that this is the most beautiful little person, so it's just a little person. It's not like a weird looking little person, right? Because then they wouldn't be beautiful. We're talking about a beautiful little person. They just happened to belittle, but they're beautiful. They're not like a deform looking person. so. I mean, you'd have to come down a fair amount because here I am at 50. So you say, would you be with a 60 year old? I mean, that's a little hard to believe right now, but I'll tell you, I will tell you too, and granted these are out of the norm, but there are some 60 plus year old actresses that look pretty amazing. Yeah. So I showed you that picture of Susanna Hoffs from the Bengals. She's 62 or 63 now. Holy hell. How about Christie Brinkley? Oh, I sent you that too. She's 69 with her 18 year old daughter and her 31 year old daughter right next to her. Yeah. Yeah. I had to collect my thoughts after I saw that Yeah. So yeah, she's a little person. Wait, 18 year old daughter and she's 69, so she was 51. Yeah. Holy cow. I know. It's a miracle. Yeah, it's a Festivus Miracle. Mm-hmm. OK. There you. That is another episode of Subpar Talks. A lot of, would you rather questions? Maybe that gave you some insight into our brains, but I like those types of questions. Some of them trouble me. I like thinking about others. Some are disturbing. Some are very disturbing. Yeah. 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