
Pilgrim's Progress Reloaded
Pilgrim’s Progress is a classic allegory. It’s also a story with no robots, space marines, or talking platypuses. So we fixed that. You’re welcome.
Episodes
27 episodes
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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2:11

Chapter 25 GLaDOS' First Serenade...but Unironically (The Last Chapter)
The story gets a satisfying and properly paced ending that ties up all loose ends and is not confusing or abrupt.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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14:10

Chapter 24 The Last Wrath of Akane Tsunemori
The gratuitously action packed climaxBuy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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28:30

Chapter 23 The Blood of Quincy Morris
Two competing Evangelisms try to get Christian to join their military bases. Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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37:21

Chapter 22 Musashi's Nail
Christian must confront evil version of Zealot and Love in a simulated world where if you die in the simulation you do NOT die in real life because seriously that whole concept is too ridiculous even for me. Buy the book
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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27:07

Chapter 21 The Kiss of C. C.
The Interpreter explains what the sam hill happened in the last episode and Christian sets out to rescue Zealot and Love.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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28:43

Christmas Special
I'm required by podcast law to do a parody of The Night Before Christmas using the characters from my novel.
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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5:06

Chapter 20 Anodos' Library
Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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16:54

Chapter 19 What the Girl in the Yellow Cardigan Said
The story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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20:52

Chapter 18 Railgun's Crusade
Zealot is tormented several by very polite restaurant waiters.Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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27:36

Chapter 17 The Three Cowardly Lions
Christian and Truth go on trial for intolerance.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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44:38

Chapter 16 Ecclesiastic Boogaloo
The narrator goes a little over board with the voices this episode.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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20:08

Chapter 15 Matt Hooper's Folly
Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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16:21

Chapter 14 Merry St. Bartholemew's Eve Mr. Pincher
Zealot turns evil, Fear Monger turns up, and Truth turns out to be a kung fu master. Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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28:09

Chapter 13 Calvin Ball
Truth participates in a theological sports competition.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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31:26

Chapter 12 Zuko's Quest
Love tries to stop a theological gang war. Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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21:39

Chapter 11 The Mystery Box
Truth gets mad at a Platypus.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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30:25

Chapter 10 Erech
Christian arrives at an ancient palace. Zealot immediately starts a fight. Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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28:23

Chapter 9 Jaune Arc's Folly
Christian tries to learn how to pilot a standard transmission Holy Ghost mech. Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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28:46

Chapter 8 Hacking into the Gate
Christian reached The Gateway and there are a LOT of monsters.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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37:52

Chapter 7 Van's Nemesis
Truth sues someone for copyright infringement.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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22:58

Chapter 6 The Knight of the Blood Oath
Truth's date goes about how you would expect.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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26:21

Chapter 5 Goku's Folly
The story turns into a horror movie for some reason.Buy the book here
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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42:31
