Bible Stories for Atheists
Often we’re told that we need to read the bible. That it would cure us of our atheism. We’re told that the bible is perfect and all answers come from the bible. Welp, let’s take a look at what the bible actually says.
Every week Josh summarizes stories from the bible that Linz is hearing for the first time. There’s no easy outs on this one. No one telling us, “Here’s what the bible really means” then adding stuff that’s not actually there. No one telling us, “The culture was different” when explaining why God didn’t let us all know that women are equal. Let’s see if this is truly the Word of God or just a way for politicians to control their people thousands of years ago.
You’re in for one hell of an experience. There’s incest. Uncles swapping out daughters left and right. Talking animals. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria. You’re going to love it.
Episodes
99 episodes
The Eyes Have It - End Times Pt. 8 (Audio Fixed)
Previous version of this episode was sped up. This should be better.Revelation starts heating up with the Four Horsemen, the Seven Seals, and the 144,000. There's probably more to say. I could talk about how funny we are, but that would ...
Home of the Cheese Steak - End Times Pt. 7
We finally dig into the book of Revelation! I'd say more but I'm posting this late and screw it I'm just getting this posted.
The 40 Year Old Virgin - End Times Pt. 6
In our exploration of the evolution of the end times through the bible we have breached the thin gossamer layer betwixt the testaments old and slightly less old. So we're talking about Jesus stuff again.What did Paul, who was writing dec...
Unigoats - End Times Pt. 5
Better late than never! Here's the rest of the book of Daniel in all it's "glory".
Lions, Daniels, and Statues... Oh my! - End Times Pt. 4
We start the book of Daniel. A book full of meaningful insights into what it means to think of the mind of God... or some confusing bullshit that made people feel smart by buying a scroll instead of giving a hungry guy some food. Oh yeah, just ...
Virgin Bosom Buddies - End Times Pt. 3
Ok folks. We've said it before, but we really mean it this time, this is going to be a messed up one. We're covering the book of Ezekiel and it is NOT light reading. It is weird. It is violent. It is a little kinky.
Episode Two - End Times Pt. 2
Happy Mother's day!To celebrate, we continue digging into the end times by going through the book of Isaiah. How does this book define the end times? There is probably more to say about this episode but it's not coming to me so here we a...
Anyway... The End Times - End Times Pt. 1
We're back! And we're going through the bible books chronologically from when they were written to see how the concept of "THE END TIMES" evolves. Because, big surprise, the bible is very inconsistent with what "THE END TIMES" means. <...
Whatever This Is
What's up! We just wanted to check in for no particular reason whatsoever. Definitely doesn't have to do with the fist of christian nationalist fascism choking the puppy of democracy. Where do we go from here? What role, if any, do...
Creation Pt. 5 - One Last Camp with Dad
Welcome to the season finale! Creation is over and it's all down hill from here. We find out that Abraham wasn't the best dad. At least until he gets his son laid! That's the best way to make up for the whole sacrifice thing.Thank you f...
Creation Pt. 4 - Lot's Bad Day
You think you have it hard? You think you have bad neighbors? You think you have family problems? Well, I'm Lot. A mild mannered sodomite that never bothered anyone. And I was a proud sodomite. I sought to unite sodomites in love a...
Creation Pt. 3 - A Covenant of Covenants
Sorry, in a rush this week. You'll have to make up your own funny quips and pretend they're in this description. On this week's episode:- Tower of Babel- We meet Abram/Abraham- A big piece of evidence that Moses didn't ...
Creation Pt. 2 - Killing Cain
Have you given YOUR firstlings to the Lord? If you don't, your brother might and then where will you be? No regard from the Lord. How are you going to make it in this world without the Lord's regard? You'll end up stripping at Jezaballs for Chu...
Creation Pt. 1 - In a Gadda Da Vida
In the beginning, we'll lay out the building blocks of our 6000 year old universe. And explain that hard, blue shell up there that gets dark at night when you can see the holes in it, or what "NASA" calls "stars".And we talk about the f...
Creation Series Trailer
New 5 episode series coming every Sunday starting August 4th. We'll be covering the first half of Genesis. Insert witty jokes here. Too much crap to do today to do it myself.
Community Hour
Hey folks! For our episode today we're changing things up. We're going to be switching to a more "seasonal" model. The plan is we'll get a few episodes lined up around a theme and put them out weekly. So that's the plan, but you should still li...
Hail, Satan!
This is a special episode with two special guests. Ministers Bendr Bones and Luis Cypher, co-heads of the Satanic Temple - West Michigan. Recently, they made news by having the AUDACITY to deliver the opening invocation at an Ottawa Cou...
Pshitty Psalms
We read a selection of Psalms suggested by AI to figure out if this ancient book of songs holds up to the hype.It doesn't.Despite Josh's warnings that we might find the material repetitive and dull, we plunge ahead with open min...
1 Kings Pt. 4 - Adventures in Kingdom Splitting
The kingdom of Israel splits into two separate nations after the death of King Solomon. His son Rehoboam ascends to the throne and when the people ask him to not be a dick like his dad. But his friends goad him into doubling down on his dickish...
1 Kings Pt. 2 - Adventures in Baby Splitting
David FINALLY kicks the bucket, but before he does, the good, upright King David, who loved and obeyed God unlike any other king, gives his son a kill list. And boy does Solomon tick off those boxes with gusto.It's a bloody start to the...
(Re-Release) Dr. Sheol's
“Was the Gospel of John Changed to Suppress Mary Magdalene?” by ReligionForBreakfast – https://youtu.be/rfy6oiB_U-ACrucifying Tony St...
1 Kings Pt. 1 - Bosom Buddies
We kick off 1 Kings by only talking about the first chapter. We've heard the Chronicles' version of Solomon becoming king but now we'll learn the King's version which is very different.The Succession drama is real as David gets sickly a...
2 Samuel Pt. 8 - Numbers and How to Count Them
Oh boy! Is this a great episode if you love vague quantities of precious metals and stones. And the names! Oh the names of it all!We're blowing through the ingredients for a temple and plowing right into Solomon skipping the line to be ...
2 Samuel Pt. 7 - Error 404: God Not Found
We dig elbow deep into a steaming pile of contradictions, curiosities, and constipated commentary. The unerring bible seems to glitch out on us. The all knowing, all powerful author had an apparent brain fart.2 Samuel 24 and 1 Chronicle...
