Back in Time

Bears destroy filthy Detroit on both sides of the ball. I wish Doc Brown was my pal and could help me be the hero the Bears franchise needs.  Bear Down Hooligans!

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Bears Hooligan podcast coming at ya. Week 14. Bears vs. Lions. Bears win. And they have probably the best game of the season. Complete game. Beat a team with a winning record in the NFC. A team that a lot of idiots think are going somewhere. The shitty ass Detroit Lions from one of the shittiest cities in our fine nation. Can't stand Detroit Teens and their shitty boarded up houses. Fuck them. They've been pumping their dicks all season and their chest thinking they're the top dog. And the Bears just kick the shit out of them. Golf sucks. So fuck off. This podcast is coming to you a little bit late. It's Wednesday when I'm recording this. Been busy with life, man. Haven't been able to get on the mic. I don't make any money off this pod. So I get to it when I get to it. Usually it's uh game day, but today it is Wednesday. So don't got too much. Pretty much a great all-round game. Offense played well for most of the game, had some moments here or there. Getsy still sucks. Regardless, fields played pretty well. You know, defense played great. Turnovers stopped him. Golf isn't very good though, but still a good game by the D. I mean, they've been definitely coming around. I do think that's probably due to Iber Flusie. I do not think he's a good head coach. I do think he is a pretty solid D coordinator, but I don't think he should be here next year. I think they should definitely still fire him. A lot of people on Bears Facebook and Bears Twitter saying this could be saving his job. I don't care if they win out for the rest of the season. He should still be gone. He's not a good head coach. And with this number one pick they got, if they're gonna trade this away for a buttload of picks and players or whatever they're gonna do here and load this roster up with some more talent, I'd love to get the right fucking coach in here with the brain and the right offensive coordinator and really get this team fucking humming, man. Because they got potential if Poles plays this right. And Iber Flusy ain't the guy to use that potential. Get somebody else in there to do it. That's what I think. But a lot of people now jumping on the Fluose bandwagon. He's the man. I was wrong on Fluuse. No, you weren't wrong. He's a dummy. Listen to him talk. Guy's really stupid. And oh, the players like him. Who cares that the players like them? You put any idiot in front of the players. If he's one of those players' coaches that coddles them all, of course they're gonna like him. He's not busting their ass. Hits, hits, hits is all this dude used to talk about. I haven't heard him talk about the hits hits philosophy in fucking a year. So yeah, see you later. But yeah, solid game. Fields had his moments, you know, that fourth, fourth down touchdown pass, great, had some great runs. He was moving around, you know, not perfect. He had some bad moments as well. He had some overthrows. Not perfect at all. But is he starting to look more and more like he could be the guy? He is. He's not looking like maybe he's going to be the Hall of Fame GOAT, but he is looking like he could definitely be an above-average quarterback in this league. So if they do keep him, they can use those picks they've stockpiled. They can use that first round pick, trade down maybe a little bit, get some more picks, and just load this fucking team up with talent, man. Just load it up and then get the right coach in place next year. Sucks. New system for fields again. But get the right guy in place and you get this team going. Could be set for the next decade. And you just keep filling this thing with talent. Filling this thing with talent. If Poles does it right, just keep going. We could actually be something for once. The McCaskies could actually have gotten lucky for once with a GM hire. Maybe. I still don't think they know what they're doing at all. That's like throwing enough shit at a wall. Eventually, something's gonna stick. Maybe they got something to stick for once. I don't know. I still say I got a buddy who's Doc Brown, right? My mentor, Doc Brown, he makes a time machine. He says, Oh, hey Jason, I built the time machine here, buddy. We're gonna go back in time. And I can go anywhere back in time and change anything. I can go stop Hitler. I can go and save Kennedy or Lincoln or do whatever. I could go back and take out Biden, you know, back in the day, or you know, do whatever in the past. Go back and change something. I'm going back to 1922 is my number one destination. I'm going to 1922. And I am preventing George Hallis from inseminating his wife on whatever. I think she uh what's her face was born in January. So what would I don't know what's nine months prior to January? Like uh like I don't know, what is it? Like March? March or April of 1922? I'm going in somewhere on that time range, probably have to hang out for a couple months and watch them, and I am preventing Virginia McCaskey from ever being conceived. That is my number one goal in life. That's how big of a Bears fan I am. That I am gonna save this franchise. I'm gonna go back in time and change this franchise for the last 30 years. Once I shoot back to the present, I will come back, and Hallows Hall will probably have like four more Super Bowl trophies that would have taken place in the early 90s, early mid-90s and early 2000s and mid-2000s and whatever. There's gonna be a bunch more championships in there, gonna be a ton more playoff bursts, you know, back to back to back to back year playoff bursts, just competitiveness all around. Because that fucking idiot wasn't born, and maybe he had a different kid like a year later who wasn't an absolute fucking retard like his daughter, and that conceived a bunch of retards and just this horrible strain of genes that he created. That would is what I would do. That's how much I care about this franchise. But anyway, I think maybe Poles might be the guy. I don't know. Still, it's so hard for me to jump on a bandwagon with one of these guys and fully just devote all of my yes, this is it. But I like where it's moving. Things are starting to look better. Uh D definitely is is looking good. I like Fields. I I I've said that the whole time. I like Fields, I like the kid, I think he's got heart, I think he's got balls, and I think he's a hard worker. Is he perfect? No. Is he ever gonna be perfect? Probably not. But can he be pretty darn good in this league? Yeah, I think he'd be pretty damn good. I think he can do well. I think he can beat out most I think he can definitely be the best quarterback in the North. I don't give a fuck about Jordan Love. A lot of people are jumping on his bandwagon after people are shitting at him almost all season. Now he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Fuck you, Jordan Love. Eat a dick. Fuck the Packers and fuck their fans. I can't stand those people. I've hate Virginia McCaskey more than I hate native Wisconsin Knights, but it's pretty damn close, man. They're just horrible smelling, poor hygiene, just gross people. I don't care how nice they are. Everybody likes to talk how nice Packers fans are. Such nice, friendly people. You see people post from other teams. I went to Lambo and they treated me like a king. And we even beat them. Fuck them. They're doing that because they want to fuck you, buddy. They probably want to take you back to the barn and let you share their goat while they tickle your ball sack. Just disgusting, disgusting people. Ugh. That's all I got. I just wanted to jump on quick. Nobody's probably gonna listen to this. I don't give a shit. Bear down. Keep it real on those fucking streets. Watch your back because you never know when a McCaskey's gonna come to knife it. Alright, take care.