The Bears Hooligan
The Bears Hooligan: A Chicago Bears Podcast. From the guy who used to believe Virginia McCaskey was an immortal who lived off the sadness of Bears fans. If i had a time machine, George Halas would not have fertilized the egg that eventually became Virginia. Now she’s a ghoul haunting Halas Hall & the Soldier Field locker room showers. Alonzo Spellman called this "The realest pod on the streets today!" #BearDown
Episodes
48 episodes
Fuck Your Jungle
Bears fans take over the jungle in Cincy. The Bears decide to send us on a rollercoaster that ends with the 2nd wildest games I've ever been to. Skyline chili dogs are made of pig buttholes & not recommended. #BearDownHooligans
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Season 4
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Episode 8
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12:54
Getting Wired
Bears travel to the crack den of America & get beat up by the Lamar Jackson-less Ravens. Not a fun one in a horrible city full of horrible people. Lamar appears to be a cro-magnon man on the sidelines of this beatdown & fans are turning...
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Season 4
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Episode 7
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6:48
Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler
Spencer "The Rat" Rattler gets put in his place & the Bears take 4 in a row. The good times roll as Ben Johnson shows those swamp donkeys Who Dat is. Tried to get the biggest Saints fan north of the Tamale Trail on air, but he was frightene...
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Season 4
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Episode 6
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8:57
Aikman's Broken Heart
Bears pull out another tight one (3 in a row) & get that sweet sweet revenge. Troy acts like a jilted teen schoolgirl live on national TV after getting ghosted by CW. My buddy The Guy is scared of the outcome this coming Sunday. Bear Down!
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Season 4
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Episode 5
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7:20
Bet It All on Blackwell
Not a pretty one in Fabulous Las Vegas but the Bears pull it out. The white trash demon Crosby tries to bust the Bears shot at .500 & comes pretty damn close. Josh Blackwell blocks the field goal and the Bears come up aces in the end. #Bear...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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7:56
Kicked 'Em in the EberPuss
Eberfloozey comes to town with his horrendous D & the Bears make a move in the right direction. Caleb gives them a taste of what he can do & Dennis Allen holds Dax and company to 14. The dread & Monday depression gives us a break th...
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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10:21
Ben's Testicles Get Clipped in the Dirty D
The Bears franchise continues to be a complete embarrassment & punchline for the league. They get laughed out of Ford Field by the meth heads of Detroit. 0-2 and the season already feels over with 15 games to go
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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10:01
More Annoying Than Conversation with A Minnesotan
We are back Hooligans. At least the pod is, not so much great football in Chicago just yet. BJ & Caleb start hot and cool to a current Virginia like condition in the 2nd half. Let's hope and pray to the dark one that it only gets better fro...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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7:15
A Proper Rogering
The Bears put the soccer turf to proper use & smash the lowly Jags. They teach these bellends & their fans what a real #1 pick looks like. The Bears Hooligans are currently raising hell through the pubs of London and it's well deserved....
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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11:30
Poles Laughs At Carolina
Playing bad teams is great for development and W's. Poles can continue to chuckle over the trade with this horrendous franchise (still got their 2nd round pick in 2025). Bears fandom can be tough but hopefully only good vibes are waiting for us...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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10:00
I Hate Groundhogs
New season, new QB & unfortunately the same old story. Are the Bears cursed to suffer horrendous offense for eternity? Why is decent defense and shitty offense always the calling card of the bears for decades? Some mysteries may never be so...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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11:14
Incoming Division Champs
Week One and the Bears D and special teams lock up the win. Caleb is learning on the job and will be rolling soon enough. The packers looked like dog feces and will obviously be at the bottom of the division. Bear The F Down!!!
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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6:43
Fire Them All, Pretty Please
The Bears are once again laughed out of filthy Lambeau Field. Getsy runs the same gameplan from week one with the same results. Eberfloozey does nothing to right the ship and they finish last in the division once again. Fire this entire staff a...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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12:36
Beatin Down Them Young Hoes From The ATL
Bears dominate on both sides of the ball. The ATL kicker is named YoungHoe and that is hilarious. Word is Eberfloozey is returning in '24. A lame former buddy of mine is a pussy & wouldn't visit Magic City on my last visit to the ATL. Bear ...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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17:42
That Win Smells Like Mr. Hankey
Shitty win versus a horrendously shitty team on Jesus's bday warm up day. Eberfloozey & company better be gone come January 8th. Bear Down Hooligans!!
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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5:06
Creepy Ass Elf
Eberfloozey blows another game in the 4th. How did this moron get hired in the first place? Joe Flacco & the Creepy Brown's Elf make the Bears a joke once again. This season needs to end already. Bear Down Hooligans!
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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12:00
Back in Time
Bears destroy filthy Detroit on both sides of the ball. I wish Doc Brown was my pal and could help me be the hero the Bears franchise needs. Bear Down Hooligans!
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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8:59
Getsy Strokes It To Screens
Bears win! Ugly but the very first W in the NFC North for the Eberfloozey regime. Getsy seems to derive sexual pleasure from calling screen passes. Dobbs has no eyebrows & tosses 4 picks. Minnesota is challenging GB for the most ridic...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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10:30
Laughable Losers
Fields was back and played a solid game (suck it Bagent lovers). Eberfloozey was up by two scores with 3 minutes remaining and managed to blow it once again. Took me a while to drop this cause I haven't wanted to even think about this joke of a...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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8:34
Bagent Boner Brigade
Bears win a close one versus the worst team in the league boosting their draft pick. Some creepy Bears fans create a fan club for The Badge and named it Bagent Boner Brigade, that's not a joke. There is a very good chance that Eberfloozey is ...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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10:33
Halftime Hand Grenade
The Badge plays a little Jekyll & Hyde in this one. One too many Nola hand grenades during halftime. Not a pretty second half for The Badge's new fan brigade calling themselves Bagent's Boners. Nows the time to raise your children to root f...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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16:29
The Clock Strikes Midnight on Cinderella
The Badge's Cinderella story comes to an unpleasant ending. Eberfloozey & staff are only still employed because they work for the worst organization in the league. Halloween is tomorrow. Be very careful, Virginia McCaskey could be loose on ...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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7:57
The Badge Bandwagon
Bears fans believe The Badge might be Tom Brady reincarnated. Why are so many of our fellow Bears fans so dumb? Poles needs to extend & pay Jaylon Johnson his money tomorrow. Enough with trading away talented players for 6th round picks. Be...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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8:37
The Badge Doesn't Have Purdy Eyes
Fields Goes down. Many fans get what they've been begging for & Bagent (The Badge) makes his NFL debut. It went about as well as anyone with a brain would expect. Minnesotans aren't bright and the color purple suits them well. Bear Down!
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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10:41