The Bears Hooligan
The Bears Hooligan: A Chicago Bears Podcast. From the guy who believes Virginia McCaskey is an immortal who lives off the sadness of Bear fans. If i had a time machine, George Halas would not have fertilized the egg that eventually becomes slow crusty Virginia. Alonzo Spellman called this "The realest pod on the streets today!" #BearDown
Episodes
40 episodes
A Proper Rogering
The Bears put the soccer turf to proper use & smash the lowly Jags. They teach these bellends & their fans what a real #1 pick looks like. The Bears Hooligans are currently raising hell through the pubs of London and it's well deserved....
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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11:30
Poles Laughs At Carolina
Playing bad teams is great for development and W's. Poles can continue to chuckle over the trade with this horrendous franchise (still got their 2nd round pick in 2025). Bears fandom can be tough but hopefully only good vibes are waiting for us...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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10:00
I Hate Groundhogs
New season, new QB & unfortunately the same old story. Are the Bears cursed to suffer horrendous offense for eternity? Why is decent defense and shitty offense always the calling card of the bears for decades? Some mysteries may never be so...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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11:14
Incoming Division Champs
Week One and the Bears D and special teams lock up the win. Caleb is learning on the job and will be rolling soon enough. The packers looked like dog feces and will obviously be at the bottom of the division. Bear The F Down!!!
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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6:43
Fire Them All, Pretty Please
The Bears are once again laughed out of filthy Lambeau Field. Getsy runs the same gameplan from week one with the same results. Eberfloozey does nothing to right the ship and they finish last in the division once again. Fire this entire staff a...
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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12:36
Beatin Down Them Young Hoes From The ATL
Bears dominate on both sides of the ball. The ATL kicker is named YoungHoe and that is hilarious. Word is Eberfloozey is returning in '24. A lame former buddy of mine is a pussy & wouldn't visit Magic City on my last visit to the ATL. Bear ...
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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17:42
That Win Smells Like Mr. Hankey
Shitty win versus a horrendously shitty team on Jesus's bday warm up day. Eberfloozey & company better be gone come January 8th. Bear Down Hooligans!!
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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5:06
Creepy Ass Elf
Eberfloozey blows another game in the 4th. How did this moron get hired in the first place? Joe Flacco & the Creepy Brown's Elf make the Bears a joke once again. This season needs to end already. Bear Down Hooligans!
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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12:00
Back in Time
Bears destroy filthy Detroit on both sides of the ball. I wish Doc Brown was my pal and could help me be the hero the Bears franchise needs. Bear Down Hooligans!
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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8:59
Getsy Strokes It To Screens
Bears win! Ugly but the very first W in the NFC North for the Eberfloozey regime. Getsy seems to derive sexual pleasure from calling screen passes. Dobbs has no eyebrows & tosses 4 picks. Minnesota is challenging GB for the most ridic...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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10:30
Laughable Losers
Fields was back and played a solid game (suck it Bagent lovers). Eberfloozey was up by two scores with 3 minutes remaining and managed to blow it once again. Took me a while to drop this cause I haven't wanted to even think about this joke of a...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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8:34
Bagent Boner Brigade
Bears win a close one versus the worst team in the league boosting their draft pick. Some creepy Bears fans create a fan club for The Badge and named it Bagent Boner Brigade, that's not a joke. There is a very good chance that Eberfloozey is ...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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10:33
Halftime Hand Grenade
The Badge plays a little Jekyll & Hyde in this one. One too many Nola hand grenades during halftime. Not a pretty second half for The Badge's new fan brigade calling themselves Bagent's Boners. Nows the time to raise your children to root f...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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16:29
The Clock Strikes Midnight on Cinderella
The Badge's Cinderella story comes to an unpleasant ending. Eberfloozey & staff are only still employed because they work for the worst organization in the league. Halloween is tomorrow. Be very careful, Virginia McCaskey could be loose on ...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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7:57
The Badge Bandwagon
Bears fans believe The Badge might be Tom Brady reincarnated. Why are so many of our fellow Bears fans so dumb? Poles needs to extend & pay Jaylon Johnson his money tomorrow. Enough with trading away talented players for 6th round picks. Be...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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8:37
The Badge Doesn't Have Purdy Eyes
Fields Goes down. Many fans get what they've been begging for & Bagent (The Badge) makes his NFL debut. It went about as well as anyone with a brain would expect. Minnesotans aren't bright and the color purple suits them well. Bear Down!
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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10:41
Kept It Bangin'
As the Big Shooter had wished, the Bears kept it bangin' this week. Fields & Moore feeling each other once again and making that sweet sweet magic. Eberfloozey tried to do what he does and let the team formerly known by a different name com...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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7:05
Virginia's Cooch Curse
Two special guests join me to deal with another laughable Bears game. Our new Bears organization insider Dr. Feelgood feeds us the inside dope and The Big Shooter keeps it bangin as always. Sell The Team
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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11:06
Organizational Inappropriate Behavior
NFL week three. The Bears organization continues it's downward spiral. One of their worst weeks in recent history ends with an absolute slaughter. Painful laughter can be the only reaction at this point. Sell the team
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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7:21
Typical McCaskey Football
Not much to say about today. Fields looks like he'll never be "the guy". They've been playing this same style of embarrassing football for 3 decades regardless of what regime is briefly running the team. The time is now if you want to fin...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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8:10
Same Old Song
New season, new talent, and same old fucking song for the Bears versus the packers (minus Aaron Rodgers).
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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13:46
POST DRAFT SPECIAL WITH NO CHARACTER ISSUES
The 2023 NFL draft is in the books. Poles played it safe and played by the McCaskey code of character over talent. I think it went decent and it seems most do as well. I witnessed it from Soldier Field and couldn't find Virginia. #BearDown
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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15:22
Poles Rules These NFL Streets - Free Agency Special
Poles proving he shouldn't be trifled with this off-season. We cover him quickly getting down to biz with the trade & the quick start in free agency on day one. Also Rodgers has the pack sitting around with their wieners in their hands wait...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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16:21
Lovie's Beard For The Win!!
Bears lose as we all hoped. Lovie's Beard comes through for Chicago and gets the win versus Indy. THE BEARS HAVE THE #1 PICK IN THE 2023 DRAFT!!!!! Absolutely insane. Poles tank job plays out to perfection. Last game and episode for this ...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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12:20
Put A Bullet in This Season Already
The Lions burn the Bears like it's Devil's night in dirty Detroit. Not a pretty game for the Bears and they should have sat Fields in the 2nd half with the condition of that o-line. This defense is becoming one of the worst of all-time. All eye...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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14:40