Getting Wired

Bears travel to the crack den of America & get beat up by the Lamar Jackson-less Ravens. Not a fun one in a horrible city full of horrible people. Lamar appears to be a cro-magnon man on the sidelines of this beatdown & fans are turning on Caleb. Bear Down!

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Bears Hooligan podcast coming at ya. Week eight. Bears vs. Baltimore. And the fucking Bears blow it against the Lamar Jacksonless Baltimore Ravens. Fuck Baltimore. I'm not recording this till Thursday night after the game. I just annoyed with the fucking game. I really don't have a ton to say this week. I really don't. I mean, this is coming out late. I wasn't feeling it. I was really fucking irritated. Watched the game with my brother. We had uh planned on recording a pod right after the game together, and I was just like, fuck that. I don't even want to fucking talk about it. I was really fucking irritated. And right after the game, I was pretty irritated thinking Caleb just can played like complete dog shit besides like the first quarter. Which really, when you go back and watch it, and everybody came out and was saying this during the week, he didn't play fucking terrible. He did still miss on some balls. I mean, accuracy is still an issue here and there. But overall, he had some drops, wasn't totally terrible. That pick was fucking retarded. But, you know, regardless of that, he wasn't horrendous. D was pure garbage. I mean, I don't know what you're supposed to expect when the top four cornerbacks are out. You've got you're starting with like backup number five, basically. Uh that's gonna be tough for any team. They got no pressure. They made Baltimore's backup look like Lamar Jackson, or yeah, whatever the fuck his name is, Lamar Jackson. I think that dude looks like a Crow Magnon man. He looks like some kind of fucking caveman. Every time they showed him the sideline, I'm like, look at this fucking Crow Magnon fucking retarded caveman. And my brother's like, shut up, that's not nice, because he's a big fan of his. I mean, like, dude's fast, dude's alright. I don't think he's the greatest quarterback in the league by any means. I would have loved that the Bears played him and beat him, but they can't beat the backup. They weren't beating him. I mean, it just wasn't a good game. It was a shit game all around. So it's done, it's over. Fuck Baltimore. I don't even know anything about that shitty city besides the wire. Uh that's that's the only thing I know about Baltimore. Never been there, never plan on going. It looks like a shithole. And the wire, they're just a bunch of fucking crackheads. So that's when I think of Baltimore, I think of crackheads. I think of that one season of the wire where that whole neighborhood they let just become a big fucking cracked in, and the whole neighborhood is just crackheads laying everywhere. And that's what I think of Baltimore when when the city comes up. So I don't ever want to go there. It looks like a fucking dump. Fuck them. Fuck Lamar Jackson, fuck John Harbaugh, fuck that whole city. They can eat shit. It's on the Cincinnati. I'll be at the game. If you know what the hooligan looks like, look for me. Hopefully I'll be causing some trouble, but not getting arrested, having good times. Word is maybe old man fucking Flacco might not be playing. So if that piece of garbage old man ain't playing, we got a little bit better of a shot. Hopefully the D comes to play. Lots of people on the fucking um did not practice the list on and off this week. Lots of wide receivers. That doesn't bode well. Just altogether, this team needs to get his shit together, it needs to get healthy. We're four and three. It's not looking great. Caleb's having on-off weeks. Progressions kind of stalled a little bit last couple weeks. Still, I think he's the real deal. Uh, you know, it's just gonna take time. When they compare stats to what him and golf had done when Ben Johnson got golf on his system at seven games, it's like almost exact. And golf had been in the league that at that point for like five to seven years or something. Caleb's in his second year and had a fucking real rough run of it last year with multiple head coaches, multiple OCs, a terrible system, terrible coaching all around. So you gotta give the guy time. Everybody's just jumping these conclusions after that game. Everybody on the fucking internet and Facebook groups and stuff. He's done, he's a bus. What a fuck. Another fucking long run a bus. Trubisky fields, now Caleb. Bears fucking suck. Bears will always fucking suck. Eat a fucking dick. Have a little faith. This is a different coaching staff. I do think polls kind of sucks, but I think Ben Johnson is now running that fucking show. I think things are gonna get better. It's not gonna be right away. Bears are not winning the Super Bowl this year, but you know, they could squeak into the playoffs. We'll see. Gotta have some faith. But on to fucking Cincinnati. We're gonna fuck that city up. I'll be the Saturday and Sunday leaving Monday. So let's go fucking Bears. Let's fuck up Flacco and these motherfucking losers in Cincinnati. This will only be my second time in Ohio in my life. It's a shit state. Looks like lots of shitty people. City doesn't look too great. Trying to find like good shit to eat. You know, like when I travel to the city, I like to eat whatever they're known for. They're known for fucking skyline chili. Looks like fucking trash. I hear it's trash. They got basically nothing else. My wife's telling me, because she grew up in Indianapolis, so she'd go to Cincinnati every now and then because it's like two hours from there. She's like, oh, they're known for like La Rosa pizza too or something. Google that. Looks like pure garbage. They don't know pizza at all in Indiana. Indiana pizza sucks. Indianapolis pizza for the most part. I'm sure up in northwest Indiana, they probably got some Chicago style up there. But Indianapolis pizza's trash. And that's exactly what the Cincinnati pizza looks like. Looks like trash. So I'm not eating any of that. So I'll probably just be eating your normal bar food while I'm there. Or just doing a liquid diet. We'll see what happens. But ready to fuck some shit up. Hopefully the bears pull it out. If not, I'll be drinking away my sorrows the rest of that night after the game. We'll see what happens. Let's fucking bear down hooligans. Watch your fucking backs. Let's tear up Cincinnati and let's take care of fucking business. Bear down.