The Bears Hooligan
The Bears Hooligan: A Chicago Bears Podcast. From the guy who used to believe Virginia McCaskey was an immortal who lived off the sadness of Bears fans. If i had a time machine, George Halas would not have fertilized the egg that eventually became Virginia. Now she’s a ghoul haunting Halas Hall & the Soldier Field locker room showers. Alonzo Spellman called this "The realest pod on the streets today!" #BearDown
The Bears Hooligan
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Pure domination on both sides of the ball today. Santos is a baby legged loser & needs to be gone! Now they need to bring their absolute A game in less than a week to dominate the team from the north & humiliate their fanbase. #BearDownHooligans
Bears who can podcast coming at ya week fifteen Bears vs the Browns and the Bears fucking stick it to Browntown and kick their fucking ass. 31-3, I think. Take care of fucking business. Scored 31 points versus a good D. Probably should have scored at least another 10 points. Three of those was shitty ass fucking Santos. I I keep forgetting week to week to comment on this piece of shit when it comes to a game, but he is a fucking piece of garbage. I don't understand why he's still employed. Makes zero sense. Moody should have taken his job. He should be gone. He tries to cost some games, whether it's from kickoffs or field goals. Every week he fucking sucks. He's a complete and total bum with a little baby midget leg who stinks. Get rid of him. I don't know if he's got some kind of blackmail material in high tower or or what this or polls, what he's got. But he shouldn't be employed. He sucks. Sick of worrying about field goals. That that shouldn't be a worry. You should just have somebody that's automatic from 55 in at least. Be nice to have one of those guys and go into the like 60, 62, whatever. But somebody that's automatic, somebody that you're you're not worried about, somebody that can kick a ball out of the fucking end zone. Dude's a joke. But other than Santos, not too much to complain about this game. I mean, they dominated completely on both sides of the ball. Defense better have dominated. You got shitty ass shador. You got fucking, I think they had like four of the five offensive linemen starters were out for them. One of those being uh Tevin Jenkins started this game, and that fucking broke back bitch went out part way through the game and didn't return because he's a fucking little puss, and I'm so glad that fucker's gone. What a fucking shitty ass pick by pace. That guy was a fucking bum from day one with his broke ass back. Dude can't fucking stand up half a season. What a joke, stupid ginger fucking fruitcake. But D got I think uh what three picks, so that was nice. I was hoping for a pick six. I put a little money on that, didn't happen. That would have been nice. I was hoping for one of those. I had a couple opportunities. They could have should have had more picks than just the three they had. Should have sucks. I mean, I don't know. We'll see. Maybe he'll become something, but I don't think so. Offense overall, great game. Uh what, Garrett got a second a half, so whatever. Caleb on one of those, the the half sack that he got. Caleb held the ball way too long, so that was on him. Should have got rid of it or moved up in the pocket and went and done something. But overall, they played well. A couple drop balls. I mean, Caleb's uh completion percentage would be much better this game if they hadn't dropped like three balls, a couple injuries though. Uh Comet got hurt but came back in, and Burden went out and didn't come back in. So I'm hoping fucking Burden is healthy for next Saturday, because it's a short week. And also Rome was scheduled to play. They had said he was gonna play, he was a go, and then in warm-ups, he got hurt in warm-ups, and so he didn't play. So I don't know. I saw a bunch of people commenting, like, what the fuck's with the Bears physical training staff, whatever the fuck you call it, the you know, the health people in charge of the health and and making sure players are ready to go. You got Gordon going out in warm-ups last week, you got Rome going out going out in warm-ups this week. Now, Gordon, between last week and now, went on IR. They placed him on IR a couple days ago, so he's basically done for the season unless he was to come back in the playoffs. Uh that dude's done. I'm over that guy. Um completely over it. Good player, and he's healthy, but he's never fucking healthy. So see ya. They assigned him to a big deal too, so he'll probably be here. I I doubt they're gonna be able to get rid of him, but what a waste of fucking space. The dude never plays, he's always fucking hurt, and that's not just this season, that's been his entire career. Like, he's not Spider-Man, he's chandelier man, he's a fucking little bitch, and I'm sorry, he's a good player, but the dude can't stay healthy, and it's all soft tissue shit. It's not like it's anything major, like he broke his fucking leg. Soft tissue fucking quads and hammies and fucking this and that. Like, get your ass on the field, you fucking bitch. So we won't have him for the Packers game or the rest of the season. And then Rome, I I I was saying before this when they're saying he was questionable, saying, why why even bother? You knew you were gonna take care of business this game. You should have known. Let him rest up another week. Why even risk re-aggravating it before this game? Let him get a whole nother week healthy under his belt so he's fully ready to go 100% for Saturday. Because this is a big fucking game coming up. I mean, Jesus Christ. I mean, that that's basically I got I wouldn't go out to watch this game, got no sound blurbs, got that's about all I got. Oh, Caleb did have fucking one of the in most insane touchdown throws of DJ Moore I have ever seen. I thought for sure that was a picked ball. He cut through like three defenders to him in the end zone. He was uh rolling to his right and just fucking throws this rocket up. Insane throw. Insane. I I it might be the greatest touchdown pass I've ever seen. I I don't know. It was crazy. It's the kind of shit you see, and then when he misses some little tiny fucking dump off, you're like, what the fuck? He can make that pass, but you can't make the five-yard dump off to the running back. Like, what are we doing here? But for the most part, he he played a good game. Uh and completion percentage would have been better. I think he had three or four drops. Uh he played he played a good game. Running game was solid. This is supposedly a very good defense that they played against. So they put up 31, should have put up at least 10 more, should have been 41 or more to three. So uh complete ass kicking. And this is also a team that beat the Packers. I mean, still we can't talk too much shit since we lost to the Packers last week. But that's what's coming up, right? We got fucking Saturday coming. Saturday game. I'm gonna be out and about, hopefully, see some Packers fans out, and hopefully this fucking week we don't walk away embarrassed, fucking wishing that we had won again and have to fucking tuck and hide from the Packers fans that we know or on the line, just talking shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Bears win this fucking game next week. The Bears are two and one versus the Packers in 2025. So they got the upper hand. You can tell them to eat a fucking dick. Hopefully the Packers lose to the Broncos. That game is on as we speak. I don't think there's a score yet. Packers lose to the Broncos, Bears take the division this today, and then further the lead with beating those motherfuckers next week and run them into the fucking ground. Smash the faces. Let's get to the quarterback, figure out some fucking way to knock Jordan Love around, get some picks, and fuck him up. Caleb come play like he did this week. Fucking accurate, touchdowns, hit some long balls, let's make shit happen. Fuck them up. I don't want to be hearing their fan base talk shit. They're terrible at it, they're so fucking stupid, and I don't want to have to fucking read it or hear it or look at it or think about it. I'm so sick and tired of them having the upper hand on us. It's time to fucking beat them, split the season, get the 2-1-1 record in 2025, and keep fucking rolling. Give them no fucking ammo next week. Smash the shit out of this fucking team. Injure a couple players. Let's fucking end their season next week. End it. End them. End the fucking state. When they lose, it goes bad up there. So I hope the police are on fucking alert because when they lose, those guys up there beat livestock, beat their women, beat their kids, do all kinds of stuff. They're a bad group of people. They get a really good people say they're good, they're nice, they're jovial. I go to a game. Yeah, wait till they lose. They're not so jovial. They're angry, they're mad. They go home and they're throwing manure around. They're pissed off. So let's fuck them up. Let's get a whole shit ton of them arrested up in that state. They'll all be spending time in fucking prison. So let's just take care of these motherfuckers like we did Browntown. Let's send the Packers to Browntown, same place we sent these fuckers today, and let's fucking go. Bare the fuck down, hooligans. Watch your fucking backs on the streets, and let's get ready to fucking kick to the bus next week.