The legitimate son of a milkman and a rock hound. As an infant Nathan was a gifted litigator and orator, but a childhood battle with a chicken ended that dream prematurely. He currently makes his home in Cincinnati Ohio with his wife and twenty eight invisible bobcats. An obsessive researcher and night terror enthusiast. He enjoys long walks on the beach, flower arranging and tea ceremony.

Beard owner and frequent subject of your masturbatory fantasies, Tony was born at the apex of a solar eclipse. He has appeared in uncredited roles in  several films and television shows without his knowledge.  His appearance on this podcast was prophesied by several lesser known discount psychics.  He currently live in the moment and sits upon a Papasan chair made of the finest silks and the bone of his enemies bound with gossamer thread.