Crash of the Mellifera
A sci-fi audio dramedy. What could be more relaxing than a space cruise hosted by Apis Industries? Nothing, of course! Join loyal cruise director AI "Worker B" and the less enthusiastic Captain Arthur Winnipeg as they investigate mysterious malfunctions, pacify the increasingly unhappy guests, and tick slowly towards their voyage's sudden, violent end. Who knows? Maybe they'll even survive!
Updates the last Monday of every month.
Episodes
30 episodes
Season 3 Trailer
Record obtained from Apis Headquarters before drive destruction.Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here...
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5:06
S1 Episode 4 Commentary
We had a little... mic stability issue in this one, folks, especially in the first half of the episode. Hopefully that doesn't distract you from the wonder of wet spaghetti and psychedelics.Transcript link coming soon. Have...
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26:10
Season 2: The Bloopening
I know it's hard to believe, but we actors are actually just fallible human beings like you. We flub lines, make stupid noises, and even swear at each other sometimes! But don't take my word for it. Here is a curated sampling of our less usable...
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9:29
S1 Episode 3 Commentary
In which codirectors Morgan and Lukas discuss being awkward customers, reference video games, and enjoy Rhianna's extremely fun first performance of Sierra Savannah the Space Karen.Transcript link coming soon. Have any burn...
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31:02
S2E7 Research Station
In which we witness a long awaited, if brief, reunion. Episode 14 Transcript link (coming soon)This is the second season's finale, so we'll be taking a few months off to prepare for the next season. In the off season we...
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33:05
S2E6 Real Fear
Winnipeg and Worker B talk with an old friend.Episode 13 Transcript link (coming soon)Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found
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20:05
S2E5 First Contact
Winnipeg and Worker B get to know one of the Lemarck natives.Episode 12 Transcript linkCrash of the Mellifera: Employ...
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19:13
S2E4 Memories
Tomer and Ray deal with the captain's absence and re-contact Yannis, while B discusses her past with Winnipeg.Episode 11 Transcri...
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19:24
S2E3 Departure
Two of our heroes leave in search of the Barkeep, because splitting the party is always a great idea.Content warning: brief mention of pedophilia.Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuati...
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22:11
Oops All Bloopers
Step into the studio for an awe inspiring glimpse into our rigorous, no-nonsense recording processes. Also there are dirty jokes and dumb noises. Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found
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11:50
Episode Delay
Episode 10, "Departure", is going to be released at the end of June due to blackouts. Instead, we will release a blooper reel on the last Monday in May.
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0:47
S2E2 The Lady
In which Ray makes progress towards getting saved, and B insists she doesn't know a children's song.Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuating circumstances in the lives of our actors. Thank you for yo...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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19:59
S2E1 Questions
In the wake of the crash, the crew of the Mellifera turns to B for answers. She is unhelpful.Episode 8 Transcript link
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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28:09
Short - The Captain Helps Advertise, with bonus Barkeep scene
Worker B regrets asking Captain Winnipeg to help out. Keep listening after the credits to hear the last answered audience question, directed at everyone's favorite robotic Barkeep.
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8:29
Short - C2C Audience Questions
In which characters answer various audience submitted questions!NOTE: One of our cast members got sick in the middle of recording questions, so one of the questions submitted is not included as part of this segment-- but fret not consum...
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7:54
Short - Burnhart Fan
Worker B asks innocent questions about the captain's favorite film franchise with no ulterior motives whatsoever.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a prefer...
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6:04
Season 1 Questions and Answers
Lukas asks Morgan questions about the inspiration behind and making of Crash of the Mellifera.Transcript link coming soon. Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captai...
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Season 1
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17:41
S1 Episode 2 Commentary
Morgan and Lukas commentate episode 2-- and Morgan gives up on censoring out the explicit jokes.Transcript link coming soon.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Wi...
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28:17
Short- A Casual Conversation
The captain makes a call while out on a space walk.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant?
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6:07
S1 Episode 1 Commentary
Join the voices of Winnipeg and Worker B as they discuss the making of the first episode of Crash of the Mellifera, with a special cameo from Lukas's dog.Transcript link coming soon. Have any burning questions for Worker B ...
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28:24
S1E7 The Crash
Winnipeg, Ray, and Tomer confront B on the bridge.Episode 7 Transcript Have any burning questions for Worker B about ...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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18:41
Short - Happy PrideTM
Quick note from Morgan: Episode 7 is running a little behind schedule and will likely not be airing on the last Monday of the month. I'm projecting completion by Friday the 30th at the very latest, but in the meantime enjoy this short courtesy ...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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7:15
S1E6 Safety Drill
Worker B succumbs to the age-old spaceship AI trope of attempted murder.Episode 6 TranscriptCrash of the Mellifera: E...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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