The Epic Highs And Lows Of High School Football
Join Croz as he watches every episode of Riverdale and explains the plot to Sean who has never seen the show. From insane plot points to terrible lines, come listen as these two (and special guests) try to make sense of our favourite CW teen drama!
Episodes
17 episodes
TEHALOHSF S2 EP5: No! Don't do it! I'm a furgin!
Shocking literally everyone, Riverdale has decided to have a pretty damn solid episode for the first time in a while! Join Croz and Sean as they delve further into the mystery of the black hood!
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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2:37:38
TEHALOHSF S2 EP4: Why does that kinda sound like a slur? (S2E4)
A storm is brewing Mr Andrews... things begin to heat up in Riverdale as the gang delves further into the mystery of the Black Hood! Can Veronica stop her father's meddling ways? Will Jughead survive his time at South Side High? Is Betty in ove...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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2:28:06
TEHALOHSF S2 EP3: Ted Cruz is a cringey little piss baby (S2:E3)
In this episode Sean and Croz talk about how being a serial killer is kinda cringe, and that the church just needs sexier pedophiles. Just another average day when you live in the sleepy town of Riverdale! Also my god Kevin is REALLY gay in thi...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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2:20:09
TEHALOHSF S2 EP2: Why is this episode so damn long (S2:E2)
Join Croz and Sean in this episode as they run way too many unfunny bits into the ground! Also Sean gets censored for saying controversial things.
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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2:20:58
TEHALOHSF S2 EP1: Cheeky Choccy Muff (S2:E1)
And we're back! Croz and Sean return to the chaos with Season 2 of the critically acclaimed drama that is Twin Pea- I mean Riverdale! Will Fred the GOAT become Dead the GOAT? Will Kevin still be gay? And will we find out the identity of the mys...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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1:35:22
TEHALOHSF 11 (Season Finale Special W/ Alice): Maple Flavoured Man Sauce (S1:E13)
Welcome to the season 1 finale of TEHALOHSF, with special guest Alice! Listen as Croz slowly goes insane trying to explain the plot to 2 people who are actively trying to give him an aneurysm! From Alien Cocaine Jizm to the beautiful dulcet ton...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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3:07:21
TEHALOHSF 10: "I love my fart cream"- Sean (S1:E12)
Granpappies, incest, and child murder. Just a few of the issues modern day teens face! That's exactly why they watch the CW's Riverdale, because it's so relatable! Join us on today's wacky adventure and find out what really happened the night J...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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1:29:04
TEHALOHSF 9: Fred Andrews, The Rizzard of Oz (S1:E11)
Fred Andrews has more game than an arcade machine. Oh and also don't drug pregnant people.
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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1:42:07
TEHALOHSF 8: Jughead is a weirdo (S1:E10)
On today's episode of Riverdale Jughead reminds us that he's weird, Archibald is a naughty boy, and Ethel is still just the worst. Can someone please give these children some therapy?!?!
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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1:24:56
TEHALOHSF 7: In Universe confirmation that Fred Andrews is a DILF (S1:E9)
I literally care about nothing else, we have in universe confirmation that Fred Andrews is a DILF. I don't give a shit what the rest of the episode is about, I have been vindicated and I will never shut up about this. Fred Andrews is the GOAT a...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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1:24:55
TEHALOHSF 6: What did you just say??? (S1:E8)
Polly has a baby shower, Archie is a sweet boy, and Sean almost says a slur. And that's what you missed on Glee!
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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1:40:27
TEHALOHSF 5: A rare Cheryl W (S1:E7)
In this episode we actually get some plot, Cheryl gets character development again, and Archie probably needs a hug! Oh and as always Fred is the GOAT.
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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1:06:48
TEHALOHSF 4: All the adults suck except Fred (S1:E6)
Today's episode of TEHALOHSF is your friendly neighbourhood reminder that we Stan the King that is Fred Andrews. All other parents can suck an egg. Especially you Mr Fedora. Oh also there's a murder mystery I guess.
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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1:19:08
TEHALOHSF 3: Archie is our Himbo King (S1:E5)
In this episode we find out more about Jason's murder, and also the fact that even the writers don't give a shit about Archie. Sucks to suck I guess.
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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1:06:04
TEHALOHSF 2: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Guacamole (S1:E4)
In this episode we start to delve more into the mystery of Jason Blossom's death and Grundy's past. Will Dilton finally get some bitches? Will Betty's parents ever stop comparing her to Polly? And will we ever find out if Kevin is gay? Tune in ...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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48:22
TEHALOHSF 1: Did you know Kevin is gay? (S1:E1-3)
Welcome to the world premiere of TEHALOHSF! In this special extra long episode, we delve into the first 3 episodes of Riverdale and the mystery of Jason Blossom's death! We hope you enjoy the first episode and stick along for the wild journey!
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Season 1
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Episode 1
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1:15:54
Welcome to TEHALOHSF- Trailer
Welcome to The Epic Highs And Lows Of High School Football (AKA TEHALOHSF), a podcast where I will be watching every single episode of Riverdale and explaining it to my best friend Sean who has never seen the show in his entire life! From crazy...
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Season 1
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Episode 0
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1:04