The Real Housewives of the Oval Office: Inauguration Day 2025 ROAST!!!!

It’s Inauguration Day 2025... or, as I call it, The Real Housewives of the Oval Office just kicked off a new season—and darling, I’m roasting the hell out of this circus to keep warm on this frigid January night. ☕🔥

In this special espresso shot, I dive into the Real Housewives-level drama of our political elites—each one more absurd than the last. With Trump bringing his usual farcical absurdity, Biden being a basic boomer, JD Vance being oddly normal and boring, and Kamala and Hillary still stuck in Hell, it’s clear: this isn’t politics—it’s performance art, and I’m here to roast it. 🎭✨

As a stand-up comic, I can't resist turning this freakshow into comedy gold. It’s equal parts Democrat and Republican roasting, because let’s face it—they’re both sides of the same trashy, elitist coin making the hellscape that is America. I’ll also dish on Kathy Griffin’s A Hell of a Story special and the Trump photo scandal fallout. Plus, comics are the true philosophers of our time, and Trump channels that Ramona Singer energy from RHONY that we secretly love to laugh at. 😏

We break down the Democrats forced to suffer through the day like they’re stuck in a reunion show from hell, while Trump waltzes in like Kristen Doute—no shame, just defending his truth. These people are ridiculous characters, and we're roasting them like the reality stars they are. 🍿

But don’t worry—I wrap up with some good vibes and what I want from Trump’s next term: UFO/UAP and JFK disclosures, 5 AM rage tweets, and more bad spray tans, please. If we’ve gotta endure this next term, let’s make this chaotic political reality show as fabulously ridiculous as a good Real Housewives episode. 💅✨

As always, I’m a stand-up comic and drag superstar—take it all with humor. If you can’t handle the shade, light up and don’t listen.

Grab your coffee, throw on some glitter, and let’s roast! ✨

COVER ART 
" Queen Kathy Griffin"